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4th Jul '17 3:23:55 PM tyrekecorrea
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* Before she became the prophet Samuel's mother, Hannah angsted so much about her unability to conceive she went to the Temple and wept and prayed for a son. When he saw her, High Priest Eli thought she was drunk and bluntly said "lady, stop making a scene, go home and get something against the hangover!".

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* Before she became the prophet Samuel's mother, Hannah angsted so much about her unability inability to conceive that she went to the Temple and wept and prayed for a son. When he saw her, High Priest Eli thought she was drunk and bluntly said "lady, stop making a scene, go scene! Go home and get something against the hangover!".
4th Jun '17 2:07:40 PM nombretomado
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** The Internet, and TVTropes itself, is essentially this.

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** The Internet, and TVTropes Wiki/TVTropes itself, is essentially this.
23rd May '17 9:05:44 AM Gaby007
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* David's numerous [[PrayerOfMalice Prayers of Malice]] in the Book of Psalms, where he asks God to kill ne'er-do-wells. [[Irony Who would have thought that any component of any holy book]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice could be so unabashedly malicious]]?

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* David's numerous [[PrayerOfMalice Prayers of Malice]] in the Book of Psalms, where he asks God to kill ne'er-do-wells. [[Irony [[{{Irony}} Who would have thought that any component of any holy book]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice could be so unabashedly malicious]]?malicious]]?
* Before she became the prophet Samuel's mother, Hannah angsted so much about her unability to conceive she went to the Temple and wept and prayed for a son. When he saw her, High Priest Eli thought she was drunk and bluntly said "lady, stop making a scene, go home and get something against the hangover!".
22nd May '17 9:36:06 PM tyrekecorrea
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* A meta example, try [[https://youtu.be/Kz0TOQ1BF-M?t=2m6s searching the word "ass" in the Bible]]. Since the word "ass" can also mean "donkeys", it is [[HaveAGayOldTime used in some older versions of the Bible]]. But if you see it as the other kind of "[[DoubleEntendre ass]]", it's ''downright hilarious''.

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* A meta example, try [[https://youtu.be/Kz0TOQ1BF-M?t=2m6s searching the word "ass" in the Bible]]. Since the word "ass" can also mean "donkeys", it is [[HaveAGayOldTime used in some older versions of the Bible]]. But if you see it as the other kind of "[[DoubleEntendre ass]]", it's ''downright hilarious''.hilarious''.
* David's numerous [[PrayerOfMalice Prayers of Malice]] in the Book of Psalms, where he asks God to kill ne'er-do-wells. [[Irony Who would have thought that any component of any holy book]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice could be so unabashedly malicious]]?
11th Apr '17 2:26:48 AM Vampireandthen
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** Haman really gets it good at one point. So, his plan to murder thousands of Jews is well underway. However, the king, while having a record read to him before bed, is told of how Mordecai, Haman's greatest enemy, saved his life from assassins once, and realises he never did anything to thank him. So, he asks Haman what should be done for a man the king wishes to honour. Haman thinks the king is going to honour him, and basically requests a massive parade, like, the biggest ever, with the man being honoured riding the king's own horse as another leads him, declaring, "This is the man the king wishes to honour!" And when he's finished speaking, the king agrees, and says that should be done for Mordecai. ''And Haman is the one who has to lead him about, declaring, "This is the man the king wishes to honour!"'' One can only imagine what his reaction must have been, knowing he just managed to give his greatest enemy a parade in his honour, which he must lead.
30th Mar '17 2:40:20 PM silverman2020
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-->"And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?"

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-->"And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, [[SarcasmMode Where art thou?"thou?]]"
26th Mar '17 6:19:21 PM CNHO1997
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* Acts 2: On the Pentecost, the Disciples gain the ability to speak fluently in new languages. Unsurprisingly, this shocks many of the onlookers, some of whom conclude that they're simply drunk. However, Peter tells the crowd that it's too early for them to have been drinking, as it's only 9:00 AM.

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* Acts 2: On the Pentecost, the Disciples gain the ability to speak fluently in new languages. Unsurprisingly, this shocks many of the onlookers, some of whom conclude that they're simply drunk. However, Peter tells the crowd that it's too early for them to have been drinking, as it's it was only 9:00 AM.
26th Mar '17 6:18:40 PM CNHO1997
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* Acts 2:13: On the Pentecost, the Disciples gain the ability to speak fluently in new languages. Unsurprisingly, this shocks many of the onlookers, some of whom conclude that they're simply drunk. However, Peter tells the crowd that it's too early for them to have been drinking, as it's only 9:00 AM.

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* Acts 2:13: 2: On the Pentecost, the Disciples gain the ability to speak fluently in new languages. Unsurprisingly, this shocks many of the onlookers, some of whom conclude that they're simply drunk. However, Peter tells the crowd that it's too early for them to have been drinking, as it's only 9:00 AM.
26th Mar '17 6:18:19 PM CNHO1997
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* Acts 2:13: On the Pentecost, the Disciples gain the ability to speak fluently in new languages. Unsurprisingly, this shocks many of the onlookers, some of whom conclude that they're simply drunk. However, Peter tells the crowd that it's too early for them to have been drinking, as it's only 9:00 AM.
2nd Dec '16 7:05:44 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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--> *Thousands of years later, Satoshi Tajiri is inspired to make ''Pokemon'' after reading this excerpt from the Bible*

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--> *Thousands of years later, Satoshi Tajiri Creator/SatoshiTajiri is inspired to make ''Pokemon'' after reading this excerpt from the Bible*
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