History Funny / TheBatmanVsDracula

* Penguin gets quite a few. Such as his reaction to seeing hundreds of crosses in the cemetery. Meaning the treasure he's looking for could be ''anywhere''.
* When Dracula tries to get Penguin to be his slave, Penguin gets all sassy with him:
-->'''Penguin:''' Whoa whoa whoa! I'll have you know, sir, I am a COBBLEPOT! And Cobblepots do NOT serve!
** One hypnotism later:
--->'''Penguin:''' I'm Penguin, I'll be your server.
* This exchange between Dracula and the Penguin:
-->'''Penguin:''' GAAH! Dead guys don't do that!
-->'''Dracula:''' Not ''dead''. Undead.
-->'''Penguin:''' I think I need to unwet my pants.

* Earlier in the blood bank scene, after Joker has chugged down quite a few vials of blood... he then [[SommelierSpeak briefly describes the taste of it]] as if he were at a ''wine tasting''. It's as disturbing as it is funny.
-->'''Joker:''' A bold finish of wild cherries with a hint of oak. ''(Belches)''

* While doing research on Dracula to figure out what he's planning, Alfred tells Bruce about [[Literature/{{Carmilla}} Carmilla Karnstein]], who (in this iteration) was Dracula's bride. When Bruce quips that the two seemed to have been "made for each other", Alfred delivers a quip of his own.
-->'''Alfred:''' If Cupid's arrow could penetrate a heart so black, there may be hope for you yet, Master Bruce.

* When the Joker first comes upon Dracula's casket:
-->'''Joker:''' Oooh, that is one fat-looking vault.
-->''(Opens up the coffin and sees Dracula's body)''
-->'''Joker:''' ...That's one good-looking corpse.
-->''(Dracula's eyes suddenly snap open)''
-->'''Joker:''' ''(ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)''
** Penguin's reaction to Joker being eaten is rather darkly humorous too.
--->'''Penguin:''' ''(thoroughly disturbed)'' Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.
** And before all that, his [[AsideGlance response]] to the Joker declaring himself [[BackFromTheDead "Back from the grave!"]]
--->'''Penguin:''' [[LampshadeHanging Yeah, a lotta that goin' around...]]
** And even before that, Joker's response to Penguin's YouExclamation when he sees him in the cemetery.
--->'''Joker:''' Everyone's so shocked to see me these days; you, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating?

* When Alfred sees [[spoiler:Dracula's withered head.]]
-->'''Alfred:''' I shall sweep that into the dust bin straight away.

* "Nice jugulars".

** The part that really sells it is when he spies a cockroach and gobbles it up. Just like [[TheRenfield Renfield]].
--->'''Joker:''' Got ketchup?

** The part that really sells it is when he spies a cockroach and gobbles it up.
--->'''Joker:''' Got ketchup?
*** Just like [[TheRenfield Renfield]].

--->'''Penguin:''' Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.

-->'''Alfred:''' If Cupid’s arrow could penetrate a heart so black, there may be hope for you yet, Master Bruce.
* When Alfred sees [[spoiler:Dracula's withered head]].
--> '''Alfred''': I shall sweep that into the dust bin straight away.

--> '''Joker''': You're my ''second'' bat-man tonight, and you're both pains in the neck!

-->'''Joker:''' A bold finish of wild cherries with a hint of oak. (''Belches'')

--> '''Joker:''' I thought you cared!
--> '''Batman:''' Trust me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
--> '''Joker:''' Then ''FEED ME!''

---> '''Joker:''' Got ketchup?

-->'''Joker:''' It’s about time, Batsy! You’re late!

--> '''Penguin''': Whoa whoa whoa! I’ll have you know, sir, I am a COBBLEPOT! And Cobblepots do NOT serve!

--->'''Penguin:''' I’m Penguin, I’ll be your server.

--> '''Penguin''': GAAH! Dead guys don't do that!
--> '''Dracula''': Not ''dead.'' Undead.
--> '''Penguin''': I think I need to unwet my pants.

--> '''Joker''': Oooh, that is one fat-looking vault.
--> (''Opens up the coffin and sees Dracula's body'')
--> '''Joker''': ...That's one good-looking corpse.
--> (''Dracula's eyes suddenly snap open'')
--> '''Joker''': (''ScreamsLikeALittleGirl'')

---> '''Penguin''': Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.

---> '''Penguin''': [[LampshadeHanging Yeah, a lotta that goin' around...]]
** And even before that, Joker’s response to Penguin’s YouExclamation when he sees him in the cemetery.
--->'''Joker''': Everyone’s so shocked to see me these days; you, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating?

* Penguin’s monocle falling off as he stands there with his mouth open right before being arrested.
* While he does make a [[NightmareFace scary face with glowing red eyes]] beforehand, Penguin’s hypnosis wearing off is a bit funny:
--> '''Penguin''': “Soon, master will... *eyes turn back to normal* drink your blood and stuff and... what am I talkin’ about?”

* While doing research on Dracula to figure out what he’s planning, Alfred tells Bruce about [[Literature/{{Carmilla}} Carmilla Karnstein]], who (in this iteration) was Dracula’s bride. When Bruce quips that the two must’ve been "made for each other", Alfred delivers a quip of his own.

--> '''Joker:''' Got ketchup?
** Just like [[TheRenfield Renfield]].

--> '''Penguin''': Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.

--> '''Penguin''': [[LampshadeHanging Yeah, a lotta that goin' around...]]

-->'''Joker''': Everyone’s so shocked to see me these days; you, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating?

--> '''Joker''': I thought you cared!
--> '''Batman''': Believe me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
--> '''Joker''': Then ''FEED ME!''

--> '''Joker''': Got ketchup?

* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Nice jugulars".]]

* Earlier in the blood bank scene, after Joker has chugged down quite a few vials of blood... he then briefly describes the taste of it [[SommelierSpeak as if he were at a ''wine tasting''.]] It’s as disturbing as it is funny.

* Earlier in the blood bank scene, after Joker has chugged down quite a few vials of blood... he then briefly describes the taste of it [[SommelierSpeak as if he were at a ''wine tasting'']]. It’s as disturbing as it is funny.

* Earlier in the blood bank scene, after Joker has chugged down quite a few vials of blood... he then briefly describes the taste of it as if he were at a ''wine tasting''. It’s as disturbing as it is funny.