Funny / The Batman vs. Dracula

• While doing research on Dracula to figure out what he’s planning, Alfred tells Bruce about Carmilla Karnstein, who (in this iteration) was Dracula’s bride. When Bruce quips that the two seemed to have been "made for each other", Alfred delivers a quip of his own.
  Alfred: If Cupid's arrow could penetrate a heart so black, there may be hope for you yet, Master Bruce.
• When Alfred sees Dracula's withered head.
  Alfred: I shall sweep that into the dust bin straight away.
• The Joker to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula and turned himself.
  Joker: You're my second bat-man tonight, and you're both pains in the neck!
• Earlier in the blood bank scene, after Joker has chugged down quite a few vials of blood... he then briefly describes the taste of it as if he were at a wine tasting. It’s as disturbing as it is funny.
  Joker: A bold finish of wild cherries with a hint of oak. (Belches)
• The Joker again, now a vampire and starved of blood.
  Joker: I thought you cared!
  Batman: Trust me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
  Joker: Then FEED ME!
• When Batman brings a packet of his own blood (laced with the vampire antidote) to Joker, Joker almost sounds like an impatient spouse.
  Joker: It's about time, Batsy! You're late!
• Penguin gets quite a few. Such as his reaction to seeing hundreds of crosses in the cemetery. Meaning the treasure he’s looking for could be anywhere.
• When Dracula tries to get Penguin to be his slave, Penguin gets all sassy with him:
  Penguin: Whoa whoa whoa! I'll have you know, sir, I am a COBBLEPOT! And Cobblepots do NOT serve!
  • One hypnotism later:
    Penguin: I'm Penguin, I'll be your server.
• This exchange between Dracula and the Penguin:
  Penguin: GAAH! Dead guys don't do that!
  Dracula: Not dead. Undead.
  Penguin: I think I need to unwet my pants.
• When the Joker first comes upon Dracula's casket:
  Joker: Oooh, that is one fat-looking vault.
  (Opens up the coffin and sees Dracula's body)
  Joker: ...That's one good-looking corpse.
  (Dracula's eyes suddenly snap open)
  Joker: (Screams Like a Little Girl)
  • Penguin's reaction to Joker being eaten is rather darkly humorous too.
    Penguin: (thoroughly disturbed) Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.
  • And before all that, his response to the Joker declaring himself "Back from the grave!"
    Penguin: Yeah, a lotta that goin' around...
  • And even before that, Joker's response to Penguin's "You!" Exclamation when he sees him in the cemetery.
    Joker: Everyone's so shocked to see me these days; you, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating?
• Vicki kneeing Penguin in the family jewels. His cross-eyed expression of pain and small groan seal it.
• Penguin's monocle falling off as he stands there with his mouth open right before being arrested.
• While he does make a scary face with glowing red eyes beforehand, Penguin's hypnosis wearing off is a bit funny:
  Penguin: "Soon, master will... (eyes turn back to normal) drink your blood and stuff and... what am I talkin' about?"
• "Nice jugulars".