Funny / The Batman vs. Dracula

  • When Alfred sees Dracula's withered head.
    Alfred: I shall sweep that into the dust bin straight away.
  • The Joker to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula and turned himself.
    Joker: You're my second bat-man tonight, and you're both pains in the neck!
  • The Joker again, now a vampire and starved of blood.
    Joker: I thought you cared!
    Batman: Believe me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
    Joker: Then FEED ME!
    • The part that really sells it is when he spies a cockroach and gobbles it up.
    Joker: Got ketchup?
  • Penguin gets quite a few. Such as his reaction to seeing hundreds of crosses in the cemetery. Meaning the treasure hes looking for could be anywhere.
  • This exchange between Dracula and the Penguin:
    Penguin: GAAH! Dead guys don't do that!
    Dracula: Not dead. Undead.
    Penguin: I think I need to unwet my pants.
  • When the Joker first comes upon Dracula's casket:
    Joker: Oooh, that is one fat-looking vault.
    (Opens up the coffin and sees Dracula's body)
    Joker: ...That's one good-looking corpse.
    (Dracula's eyes suddenly snap open)
    • Penguin's reaction to Joker being eaten is rather darkly humorous too.
    Penguin: Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.
  • Vicki kneeing Penguin in the jewels. His cross-eyed expression of pain and small groan seal it.