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--> '''Barney:''' ''(looking over Aunt Bea's homemade pickles)'' Shoo, fly! ''(beat)'' He's dead...
** From the same episode, while they're surreptitiously switching out Aunt Bea's pickles:

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--> '''Barney:''' ''(looking over Aunt Bea's Bee's homemade pickles)'' Shoo, fly! ''(beat)'' He's dead...
** From the same episode, while they're surreptitiously switching out Aunt Bea's Bee's pickles:



---> '''Opie:''' Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again.

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---> '''Opie:''' Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's Bee's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again.



* Andy goes out of town on business for a day, leaving Barney in charge. When he gets back, Barney has about half the town locked up, including the Mayor, Aunt Bea, and ''Opie!''

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* Andy goes out of town on business for a day, leaving Barney in charge. When he gets back, Barney has about half the town locked up, including the Mayor, Aunt Bea, Bee, and ''Opie!''



* In one episode Barney thinks Andy and Helen are engaged and has arranged a big surprise party with Aunt Bea for them. In order to get them there at the right moment, Barney and Thelma Lou invite them out to dinner and keep making up increasingly flimsy excuses to delay them until the right time:

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* In one episode Barney thinks Andy and Helen are engaged and has arranged a big surprise party with Aunt Bea Bee for them. In order to get them there at the right moment, Barney and Thelma Lou invite them out to dinner and keep making up increasingly flimsy excuses to delay them until the right time:
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Oh, this is our Mayberry Knot-Tyin' Class. Meets here every Tuesday. That's a nice one ya got there, boys!"]]
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-->'''Thelma Lou:''' "I don't like spaghetti."
-->'''Helen:''' "Thelma Lou, we had spaghetti for lunch last week and you told me you loved it!"
-->'''Barney:''' "A lot of people lie at lunch; what of it?!"

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-->'''Thelma Lou:''' "I I don't like spaghetti."
spaghetti.
-->'''Helen:''' "Thelma Thelma Lou, we had spaghetti for lunch last week and you told me you loved it!"
it!
-->'''Barney:''' "A A lot of people lie at lunch; what of it?!"it?!



-->'''Andy:''' "A lot of women do that, Barney; this is the twentieth century."
-->'''Barney:''' (stiffly) "I know what century it is."

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-->'''Andy:''' "A A lot of women do that, Barney; this is the twentieth century."
century.
-->'''Barney:''' (stiffly) "I ''(stiffly)'' I know what century it is."
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--> '''Opie:''' (into the phone) Barney says no one.

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--> '''Opie:''' (into ''(into the phone) phone)'' Barney says no one.



--> '''Opie:''' Oh, hi Barney.

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--> '''Opie:''' Oh, hi hi, Barney.

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* Many, many examples, but this bit from ''The Pickle Story'' particularly stands out:
--> (looking over Aunt Bea's homemade pickles)
--> '''Barney:''' Shoo fly! ''(beat)'' He's dead...

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* Many, many examples, but this bit from ''The "The Pickle Story'' Story" particularly stands out:
--> (looking over Aunt Bea's homemade pickles)
--> '''Barney:''' Shoo ''(looking over Aunt Bea's homemade pickles)'' Shoo, fly! ''(beat)'' He's dead...
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--> '''Ms. Crump:''' "Opie, is anyone there with you?

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--> '''Ms. Crump:''' "Opie, Opie, is anyone there with you?
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** Barney and Andy's method of getting rid of the pickles was "rewarding" random strangers with the pickles who were passing through Mayberry. Once has to wonder if they thought it was a prank after trying the pickles.
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Of all trope names to misspell... 😅


* The entirety of "High Noon in Mayberry", wherein Barney thinks that a man whom Andy injured in a fight years ago is coming back to Mayberry for revenge (or "[[RogueAnglesOfSatin r-e-v-e-n-g]]", as spelled by Barney) and hires Otis and Gomer as temporary deputies to help protect Andy. HilarityEnsues as Barney, Otis, and Gomer try to protect Andy without letting Andy know.

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* The entirety of "High Noon in Mayberry", wherein Barney thinks that a man whom Andy injured in a fight years ago is coming back to Mayberry for revenge (or "[[RogueAnglesOfSatin "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin r-e-v-e-n-g]]", as spelled by Barney) and hires Otis and Gomer as temporary deputies to help protect Andy. HilarityEnsues as Barney, Otis, and Gomer try to protect Andy without letting Andy know.
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* Any time Barney accidentally fires his gun while handling it.

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* Any time Barney accidentally fires his gun while handling it.it.
* The entirety of "High Noon in Mayberry", wherein Barney thinks that a man whom Andy injured in a fight years ago is coming back to Mayberry for revenge (or "[[RogueAnglesOfSatin r-e-v-e-n-g]]", as spelled by Barney) and hires Otis and Gomer as temporary deputies to help protect Andy. HilarityEnsues as Barney, Otis, and Gomer try to protect Andy without letting Andy know.
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--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo fly!" (beat) "He's dead..."

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--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo fly!" (beat) "He's Shoo fly! ''(beat)'' He's dead..."



---> '''Andy:''' "Now, you understand why we're doing this, don't you?"
---> '''Opie:''' "Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again."

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---> '''Andy:''' "Now, Now, you understand why we're doing this, don't you?"
you?
---> '''Opie:''' "Uh Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again."



--> '''Ms. Crump:''' "Opie, is anyone there with you?"
--> '''Opie:''' "She wants to know if anyone's here with me."
--> '''Barney:''' "No! No one! You're alone."
--> '''Opie:''' (into the phone) "Barney says no one."

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--> '''Ms. Crump:''' "Opie, is anyone there with you?"
you?
--> '''Opie:''' "She She wants to know if anyone's here with me."
me.
--> '''Barney:''' "No! No! No one! You're alone."
alone.
--> '''Opie:''' (into the phone) "Barney Barney says no one."



--> '''Barney:''' "Hey, pussy-cat!"
--> '''Opie:''' "Oh, hi Barney."

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--> '''Barney:''' "Hey, pussy-cat!"
Hey, pussy-cat!
--> '''Opie:''' "Oh, Oh, hi Barney."



-->'''Andy:''' "You can't send Wilbur off on a honeymoon by himself. That'd be like putting a pig in a sty and taking away the mud."
-->'''Groom:''' "...Seems to me there's something wrong about the way you put that."

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-->'''Andy:''' "You You can't send Wilbur off on a honeymoon by himself. That'd be like putting a pig in a sty and taking away the mud."
-->'''Groom:''' "...
mud.
-->'''Groom:''' ...
Seems to me there's something wrong about the way you put that."
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-->'''Barney:''' (stiffly) "I know what century it is."

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-->'''Barney:''' (stiffly) "I know what century it is.""
* In "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army", Barney tries to keep Bass from throwing a rock at the replacement window for the sheriff's office. He then hits the glass with his gun and smashes it himself.
* Any time Barney accidentally fires his gun while handling it.
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-->'''Barney:''' "A lot of people lie at lunch; what of it?!"

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-->'''Barney:''' "A lot of people lie at lunch; what of it?!"it?!"
* When Barney is shocked to learn Helen plans to keep teaching after she marries:
-->'''Andy:''' "A lot of women do that, Barney; this is the twentieth century."
-->'''Barney:''' (stiffly) "I know what century it is."
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-->'''Barney:''' "A lot of people lie at lunch; what of it!?"

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-->'''Barney:''' "A lot of people lie at lunch; what of it!?"it?!"
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* In one episode Barney buys an army surplus motorcycle and proceeds to wreak havoc on the town. Andy finally convinces him to give it up. Then, at the end of the episode, he gets the news that Barney has gone to another army surplus auction. Cut to Andy pulling over an ''armored personnel carrier.'' [[spoiler: Except it wasn't Barney this time. Cue Andy having to explain to an irate Army Officer why he thought his deputy might be driving a tank.]]

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* In one episode Barney buys an army surplus motorcycle and proceeds to wreak havoc on the town. Andy finally convinces him to give it up. Then, at the end of the episode, he gets the news that Barney has gone to another army surplus auction. Cut to Andy pulling over an ''armored personnel carrier.'' [[spoiler: Except it wasn't Barney this time. Cue Andy having to explain to an irate Army Officer why he thought his deputy might be driving a tank.]]]]
* In one episode Barney thinks Andy and Helen are engaged and has arranged a big surprise party with Aunt Bea for them. In order to get them there at the right moment, Barney and Thelma Lou invite them out to dinner and keep making up increasingly flimsy excuses to delay them until the right time:
-->'''Thelma Lou:''' "I don't like spaghetti."
-->'''Helen:''' "Thelma Lou, we had spaghetti for lunch last week and you told me you loved it!"
-->'''Barney:''' "A lot of people lie at lunch; what of it!?"
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-->'''Groom:''' "...Seems to me there's something wrong about the way you put that."

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-->'''Groom:''' "...Seems to me there's something wrong about the way you put that.""
* In one episode Barney buys an army surplus motorcycle and proceeds to wreak havoc on the town. Andy finally convinces him to give it up. Then, at the end of the episode, he gets the news that Barney has gone to another army surplus auction. Cut to Andy pulling over an ''armored personnel carrier.'' [[spoiler: Except it wasn't Barney this time. Cue Andy having to explain to an irate Army Officer why he thought his deputy might be driving a tank.]]
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-->'''Andy:''' "You can't send Wilbur off on a honeymoon by himself. That'd be like putting a pig in a sty and taking the mud out."

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-->'''Andy:''' "You can't send Wilbur off on a honeymoon by himself. That'd be like putting a pig in a sty and taking away the mud out.mud."
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-->'''Buzzard 1''': You just stop the blabbering, sheriff, and get on with the marrying.

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-->'''Buzzard 1''': You just stop the blabbering, sheriff, and get on with the marrying.marrying.
* In the first scene of the very first episode, we get this gem. Andy (serving as Justice of the Peace) is marrying his housekeeper to her sweetheart. When Opie (who doesn't want her to go) starts making a scene, she offers to stay behind for a few days.
-->'''Andy:''' "You can't send Wilbur off on a honeymoon by himself. That'd be like putting a pig in a sty and taking the mud out."
-->'''Groom:''' "...Seems to me there's something wrong about the way you put that."
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* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_PEcfx0CU Now here at The Rock, we have two basic rules....]]"

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* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_PEcfx0CU Now here at The Rock, we have two basic rules....]]"]]"
* Andy breaks up a Hatfields and [=McCoys=] (or Montague and Capulet, considering that their kids want to get married) style feud by pretending to arrange a duel between the two crusty old guys. Neither one of them wants to actually shoot the other, and when Andy fires a shot into the air both of them run for it. He gets them together later, pointing out that their kids don't care what their parents think, they love each other.
-->'''Andy''': Why, you mix these two fine bloods together here and you two old buzzards are liable to get yourselves a grandson that can't be nothing in this world but a natural born hero! Why, yes sir! Why, you let these two young'uns ''[stops as both men point their shotguns at him]'' '''Now''' what is it.
-->'''Buzzard 1''': You just stop the blabbering, sheriff, and get on with the marrying.
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* Andy goes out of town on business for a day, leaving Barney in charge. When he gets back, Barney has about half the town locked up, including the Mayor, Aunt Bea, and ''Opie!''

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* Andy goes out of town on business for a day, leaving Barney in charge. When he gets back, Barney has about half the town locked up, including the Mayor, Aunt Bea, and ''Opie!''''Opie!''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_PEcfx0CU Now here at The Rock, we have two basic rules....]]"
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--> '''Andy:''' "Now, you understand why we're doing this, don't you?"
--> '''Opie:''' "Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again."

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--> ---> '''Andy:''' "Now, you understand why we're doing this, don't you?"
--> ---> '''Opie:''' "Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again."
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--> '''Opie:''' "Oh, hi Barney."

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--> '''Opie:''' "Oh, hi Barney.""
* Andy goes out of town on business for a day, leaving Barney in charge. When he gets back, Barney has about half the town locked up, including the Mayor, Aunt Bea, and ''Opie!''
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--> '''Opie:''' (into the phone) "Barney says no one."

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--> '''Opie:''' (into the phone) "Barney says no one.""
* Barney tries to call Thelma-Lou while Opie is over. Opie answers the phone:
--> '''Barney:''' "Hey, pussy-cat!"
--> '''Opie:''' "Oh, hi Barney."
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--> '''Opie:''' "Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again."

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--> '''Opie:''' "Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again.""
* Opie is on the phone with [[HotTeacher Ms. Crump]] and Barney is prompting him:
--> '''Ms. Crump:''' "Opie, is anyone there with you?"
--> '''Opie:''' "She wants to know if anyone's here with me."
--> '''Barney:''' "No! No one! You're alone."
--> '''Opie:''' (into the phone) "Barney says no one."
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** From the same episode, while they're surreptitiously switching out Aunt Bea's pickles

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** From the same episode, while they're surreptitiously switching out Aunt Bea's picklespickles:
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--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo fly!" (beat) "He's dead..."

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--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo fly!" (beat) "He's dead..."
** From the same episode, while they're surreptitiously switching out Aunt Bea's pickles
--> '''Andy:''' "Now, you understand why we're doing this, don't you?"
--> '''Opie:''' "Uh huh; because we don't wanna hurt Aunt Bea's feelings, and you don't want me to get sick again.
"
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--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo fly!" (beat) "He's dead!"

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--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo fly!" (beat) "He's dead!"dead..."

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--> '''Andy:''' "There's a fly on that one."
--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo!"
--> (beat, looks closer)
--> '''Barney:''' "He's dead!"

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--> '''Andy:''' "There's a fly on that one."
--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo!"
--> (beat, looks closer)
--> '''Barney:'''
"Shoo fly!" (beat) "He's dead!"
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* Many, many examples, but this bit from ''The Pickle Story'' particularly stands out:
--> (looking over Aunt Bea's homemade pickles)
--> '''Andy:''' "There's a fly on that one."
--> '''Barney:''' "Shoo!"
--> (beat, looks closer)
--> '''Barney:''' "He's dead!"

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