History Funny / TheAmazingWorldOfGumball

** Nicole's plan is to do a reverse heist, which works until she get sidetracked and decides to take the money for herself.

** The things Harold does when he thinks that he's become rich: telling the lightbulb-headed man to become his butler and making him drop dollars, gold coins and diamonds on the ground as Harold walks, disrespecting his boss and destroying his office as part of his resignation, leaving Jackie for a TrophyWife, hiring a skywriter to make a portrait of Richard saying "[[CountingToPotato I can count to burrito!]]" and preparing to destroy his house to replace it with a 70-foot tall statue of himself. Rather than talk him out of it, Richard tells him that if he stacks the dynamite together he'll get a more intensive blast.

* The kids and Richard's plan to get revenge on Harold is to put a blank check on the sidewalk, hide behind a fence and jump out to tell him that it's fake. Unbeknownst to them the fence is behind a trench, and when it cuts to them after Harold leaves it's shown that they all fell on their faces.

* After Richard recounts the time Harold embarrassed him in front of the school on prom night, Gumball points out that Harold is his therapist. He also reveals that [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he was wearing a mustache that looks like the one he already has]].

* The book lawyer keeps stopping mid-sentence until someone puts money in her donation box. When Richard runs out of money Anais gives her Daisyland money, which causes her eyes to suddenly grow and she starts singing a song about a woman filing a lawsuit in a high-pitched voice.

* The reason Gumball doesn't look up his name online anymore is because every time he closes his eyes, [[TakeThatAudience he sees fan art of him]].

* After lunch, all of the kids throw their presents away, except for Banana Joe, who throws himself in the trash and his frog levitates out the door. After that, Jared ''rips off his pants'' and tosses them into the trash.

* Gumball, Darwin and Richard torture Larry into giving up information about the secret burger using a statue of Burgie, the Joyful Burger mascot. They take a picture of him eating chicken from another restaurant, then take a picture to make it look like he's hurting Darwin, then Richard rips off Burgie's fingers and prepares to eat them. He claims that anything is edible if you deep-fry it long enough, then eats one of the fingers and declares he was wrong.

* Sussie's bizarre presents to the other kids: Carmen gets a retainer, Juke gets a can of air freshener, Masami gets a high-heeled shoe full of an orange mush, Idaho gets a drawing of two circles which Sussie claims is a map of an egg, and Banana Joe gets a frog covered in glitter.

* After lunch, all of the kids throw their presents away, except for Banana Joe, who throws himself in the trash and his frog levitates out the door.
** Not to mention, one of them ''rips off his pants'' and tosses them into the trash.
* Almost the entirety of Sussie's look into her daily life. One in particular has her fail to grab her goggle eyes for a few, leading to a repeat of:

* The climax where Gumball and Darwin get teleported into the car while Richard is left filling it with gas (leaving him pouring the gas into a puddle) and end up barreling down the highway due to no one being at the wheel. Namely:

* Richard trying to spread love by hugging people -- which gets him [[MistakenForPedophile in trouble with Felicity for touching Billy]], [[AccidentalPervert arrested for sexually harassing Felicity and hugging the Hamburger Cop]], tried in court by a judge who almost looks like the one from ''Music/TheWall''[[note]]see ''The Amazing World of Gumball'''s GettingCrapPastTheRadar page for why this is sketchy[[/note]], and punched into the hospital by his cellmates in jail (who happen to be the same prisoners -- minus the spraypaint can man -- from "The Finale").

* Gumball, Darwin and Richard not knowing who Gary (the elderly purple moose) is despite him being their neighbor.

* The unbelievably scathing [[TakeThat satire]] (for a kids' show) on how the news sensationalizes their stories, from the live-action news reporter blaming foreigners, feral teenagers, and the Internet for the Elmore disappearances despite a lack of evidence to the microphone head reporter (the same one from "The Oracle") thinking the turtles are out to take people's jobs, outright admitting that they will find worse news stories to exaggerate in the future, and the microphone head reporter [[DeadlineNews telling the cameraman to continue rolling as he's being eaten alive]] after surviving the helicopter crash.

* Anais discovers how to stop the turtle rampage, but they need to convince the town exterminator (the same one from "The Shell" and part two of "The Origins"[[note]]the one who is, ironically, a cockroach[[/note]]) to release the Evil Turtle. When he hears the story, [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure he accepts their explanation]] and prepares to release her. Unfortunately, Nicole is so used to everybody declining their requests that she knocks him out.

* Darwin's dream is simply that he has a larger fish bowl[[note]][[FridgeBrilliance As he said while possessed in "The Flower" he's already happy with his life, so he has no need to dream of any bigger changes]][[/note]].

* Larry taking DreamWithinADream to its logical extreme; he doesn't allow himself to sleep, but when he dozes off he sees Richard (baked into a bun from his dream) singing to him before suddenly exploding. This is followed by a dream where he's in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and his future self tells him that he's wasted his life, then he has a dream [[NotWearingPantsDream where he's naked]], one where his mouth melts shut, and one where he finds that he's overslept but realizes he's dreaming because he doesn't get to sleep, until he wakes up and finds himself back in the convenience store with the Sheriff, thinks that he's in a dream where he's tortured by customers giving him insipid demands, and flips out. Cut to him in jail, thinking that he's still dreaming.

* Sussie's fourth wall-shattering dream, where her physical actress (Aurelie Charbonnier) gets up after production of an episode and freaks out saying that [[HumansAreUgly she's a monster]], still in character, with the show director (Mic Graves) asking someone to check on her.

** And shortly after, we're treated to a slo-mo fight between the elderly crocodile woman and a bear (a CallBack to Gumball and Darwin discussing who would win in that situation at the start of the episode).

* Gumball gets upset over a live-action cat (or his own species) caged at the pet store:

* The exaggerated faces everyone (minus Darwin) have while crying, starting when they drive Darwin to the lake.

* Billy saying that his mother (Felicity) says that video games are a bad influence, like rock and roll, long hair, and [[BreadMilkEggsSquick vaccinations.]]

** An Egghead appearing, mentioning how Piggy (the fat kid with glasses from Lord Of The Flies) was murdered by the kids who went savage in the story, followed by Leslie, Carmen, and Tobias eating him.

* Anais mocking ''Series/TrueDetective'', complete with bizarre facial expressions and incomprehensible Creator/MatthewMcConaughey Southern accent.

** There's also this.
-->'''Masami:''' (sees the kids coming in) What took you guys so long?
-->'''Darwin:''' (in Chibi form trying to run) Takes ages to get anywhere with these legs!

* Sal Left Thumb (the thumbprint robber from "The Spoon") performing a musical number about the musical career he would have had he not turn to crime, contrasted by him singing off-key and annoying everybody.

* Three of Nicole's life choices [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption result in her death]], all in a row: one from joining a hippie rally, one from swallowing a butterfly midfly (that Steve Small couldn't get out of using ThePowerOfLove instead of the Heimlich maneuver), and one from not wearing a helmet when asking for a motorbike ride. She notes to herself she needs to complain the park is too dangerous.

* Nicole and Richard both left their houses. Nicole got sick of her parents and is actually enough to make her mother cry. [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood Richard's mother got fed up with him, though]]. (Probably because she wants him to move out like an adult, instead of a BasementDweller.)

* While on the way to prevent Richard from getting a tattoo, Gumball thinks he accidently felt someone's butt. The person next to him says it isn't, relieving Gumball, until it turns out said person actually is a butt (it's his face).
** ...and then he touches his butt for real.

-->'''Frankie:''' It may not be much, but it's home for me. And about 25 species of parasites.
-->'''Nicole:''' (unamused) 26 including you.

* Gumball's tattoo is even funnier because a "butt with a wig playing an oboe" is the closest thing they can say to what it actually looks like without utterly demolishing the radar and the PG rating.

* After entering the video game universe, Gumball has to enter his name. He puts it in as MYBUTT, and the following dialogue occurs:

* The various things Richard used Gumball's skateboard for: using it as a nail file and in the process disintegrating his fingers, using it as a cutting board and hitting himself in the face, and using it as pants while he shops naked, leading to the mall cop (from "The Awkwardness") tackling him.

* At the end, Jojo allows Louie to have one friend on [=ElmorePlus=]: her. Gumball and Darwin groan in exasperation.

* The book lawyer who frequently stops mid-sentence unless someone puts money in her donation box. When Richard runs out of money Anais gives her Daisyland money, which causes her eyes to suddenly grow and she starts singing a song about a woman filing a lawsuit in a high-pitched voice.
-->Ongoing trauma due to workplace stress,\\

She was given legal--[[note]]If you're curious, the song would've logically ended with "recompense".[[/note]]

* We flashback to some of Jamie's worst acts of bullying: feeding Anton (a piece of toast) to ducks, chewing off Teri's leg and spitting it at her, and turning Banana Joe and Sarah into an ice cream sundae.

* The Sheriff's boss is a bucket of fried chicken. According to the video description on the show's website, "Chicken Bucket" ''is his name''.

* When the nurse tells Darwin to hold in his sneeze, he does so and it causes his head to inflate before going to his feet and causing his shoes to burst (his shoes come back when he goes back and comes offscreen).

* Penny's minotaur-like form stops Jackie and Harold (Tobias and Rachel's parents) in traffic. When Jackie screams for Harold to do something, Harold assures his wife he'll take care of it -- [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and runs out the car]], [[DirtyCoward leaving her alone with the creature]].

* Gumball bursting into what looks like Banana Joe taking a bath (after bursting in on Banana Barbara painting a picture that predicted the event), but it turns out to be his dad (Banana Bob) without his mustache, as when he puts it back on, his [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl high-pitched screaming]] goes down a few octaves.

* Nicole gets shot by the pest controller's tranq dart (paralyzing one half of her body, making her look and sound like she had a stroke), so she tells Darwin and Anais to "teach him a lesson", which they do by grabbing her limp arm and leg, stretching them out like noodles, and slapping him in the face with them.

-->''Defense! (stomp, stomp) Defense!''

* Darwin saves Gumball from the Snatcher by turning on the TV--only to get that home shopping channel from "The Laziest" (the one with the man selling the kissing figurines) and Gumball replying that he'd rather live an eternity of damnation[[note]]and yes, the word "damnation" was left uncut and uncensored in the UK and North American version[[/note]] in limbo than watch that to save his life.
* Carrie's [[spoiler:reunion with her dad after he returned back to normal from being the Snatcher (and died by trying to hug her ethereal form and falling down through the window from the third floor of Gumball's house)]] being ruined immediately when Gumball talks about how it's like his relationship with Penny (even though it was implied that they broke up over the failed telephone game message, it can be [[HandWave hand-waved]] that the curse reversed their break-up). Everyone groans.

* Gumball thinking seeing Granny Jojo prettied up (to use the term loosely) is just a bad dream...until Anais and Darwin say it's not.

* During Nicole's flashback, when Larry charges her $100 for a tune-up, she pounds the hood and breaks a headlight causing it to go up to $200, then every time she yells something breaks and the price goes up until it reaches $750, leading to her harsh [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reason You Suck" Speech]] toward Larry (which she has no choice but to unleash on him since he's the only other person around):

* Jackie (Tobias' mom) emerging from the wrecked van, clacking bottles on her fingers ''a la'' Luther from ''Film/TheWarriors'' with her HenpeckedHusband Harold on a leash and barking like a dog[[note]]it's funnier if you've seen "The Castle" which revealed that Jackie bosses Harold around and won't let him be himself at home[[/note]].

* Darwin turning into an early 1930s cartoon character (read: black and white, with wide, pie eyes and Mickey Mouse gloves, a scratchy vinyl sound to his voice, and perpetually bouncing[[note]]which, in this case, is a case of the shakes[[/note]]) because of how depressing January is.

* Anais joining her father in blissful ignorance (putting on a homemade toga and eating chicken nuggets and fries on the couch) after Gumball and Darwin bombard her with disturbing questions after Anais tells them that the meaning of life for her is a quest for knowledge.

* '''Sussie''' (the same one said to belong in a freak show by Miss Simian in "The Bet", was such an outcast that her parents had to pay Gumball and Darwin to stay at her birthday party in "The Pony", and [[spoiler:is said to have ChildhoodBrainDamage after being dropped on her head in "The Origins"]]) gives a surprisingly profound answer on what the meaning of life is to the shock of a dejected Gumball and Darwin...before continuing to throw mayonnaise to feed pigeons.

* One of Gumball's attempts to break Alan [[CrossesTheLineTwice is to kidnap his parents and sell them to a creepy clown (the same one Nicole hired as a messenger in "The Procrastinators"), then video tape them being turned into balloon animals and show it to him.]] To both his and Darwin's horror, Alan takes it in stride.
--> '''Gumball:'''...Am I going too far?
--> '''Darwin:''' No no no. [[MoralEventHorizon You went too far about seven hours ago. Now, you're going to prison.]]
* Gumball's sudden [[HeelRealization Heel Realization]], much to Darwin's frustration.
--> '''Gumball:''' '''HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ANGRY AFTER ALL I'VE DONE TO YOU?!''' [Gasps] After all I've done to you...I made you lose all your friends, your girlfriend, sold your parents. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Even worse, I ate your last meatball]] -- all of this to prove you can be just as bad as me? Could it be that… that… that I was wrong?
--> '''Darwin:''' '''IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?!'''

* Mr. Small's {{Anvilicious}} safety video at the beginning ("Watch Out, Little Teddy"), which eventually slows down to a crawl near the end, followed by everyone in class having the same (realistically-detailed) horrified face.

* Darwin [[BeyondTheImpossible turning on the child filter for the entire household,]] which removes Gumball's hip area as well as muting even [[GoshDangItToHeck "mom-sanctioned" curse words.]] Gumball, frustrated, then stomps Darwin's foot, who proclaims "OW, YOU-" before [[CurseCutShort being cut-off]] with a clip show consisting of real life images (of [[StealthPun a mother and baby, a farmer making bales with a pitchfork, a young donkey and a clown]][[labelnote:*]]It implies Darwin called Gumball [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar a mother"forking" assclown.]][[/labelnote]]) while a calm piano piece is playing in the background.

** Darwin isn't wearing shoes (and his feet are pixelated, as if they're an offending body part that needs to be censored). Nicole says she asked him to look natural, not au naturale.

* When the row of black hairs on Gumball's head won't stay down, he complains (it's like grooming a coconut) and Nicole does the same gesture again as she did to Anais. Gumball's hairs straighten out of fear.
* Mrs. Parham's horrified flashback of Richard and Gumball's antics in "The Hero" (Richard's hip-hop dancing in front of the grocery store), "The Authority" (Gumball walking with a split head from Nicole and Granny Jojo arguing over whether or not he should cross the street) and "The Law" (The Doughnut Sheriff playing along with Gumball's request to treat him like a criminal by pretending to handcuff him and load him in the back of his squad car). After that, she's left paralyzed and Nicole drags her into the house. JawDrop at its finest.

* When Mrs. Parham gives Nicole a polite yet savage [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reason You Suck" Speech]] about her ruse to be her friend for social reasons and [[TemptingFate tells her to be who she really is]], Nicole turns into a red demon and tries to attack her as Richard tries to pull her back and Mrs. Parham keeps her at bay with a chair, then it becomes a FunnyBackgroundEvent to Anais and Billy's conversation. After the beginning of their musical number, Nicole has Mrs. Parham's head in her mouth and when Gumball tries to get her attention Nicole retorts that this isn't the first time he's seen her [[VisualPun chew someone out]]. When they see that Anais and Billy have left, Nicole and Mrs. Parham get into a slapfight.

* The repo men also being the prisoners that the Wattersons met when everyone in town went after them for their antics in season 2's "The Finale" (and the prisoners who tried to hum a prison blues song on "The Extras").

* Nicole has a talk with the man (actually a butter knife) repossessing their TV.
-->'''Nicole:''' That TV is broken.\\

'''Nicole''' [[PreemptiveDeclaration It is now.]]

* The bizarre Japanese commercial ([[http://www.mtblanc.pics done by guest animators from Montblanc Pictures Co. Ltd]]) for Joyful Burger after Nicole suggests that the family do the ad in another country.

* Dr. Wrecker and his [[Music/MileyCyrus Wrecking Ball]] (even wrapped around it like Cyrus was in the video).

* The Watterson family trying to stop Frankie from notarizing the form that gives him ownership of their house (and get Granny Jojo and Louie married), but get stopped by a clerk (a chocolate cupcake) who's not doing his job.

* The entire invisible-car-chase sequence...and how Mr. Small is just riding his hippie van, Janis (the same one from "The Void") and [[WeirdnessCensor not finding any of this out of the ordinary]], [[JustifiedTrope though you wouldn't either if you lived in Elmore]].

* Richard using the spray-paint can man (the same one from "The Finale," "The Extras," and "The Money") to create a parking space.

** Betty describing the bus (her car) as smelling of "damp laundry and despair."

* Similar to Wakko Warner near the end of the ''{{Animaniacs}}'' short, "Potty Emergency", the Wattersons somehow go '''inside''' the movie playing at the local theater just to find a parking space.

* Richard's journey to the supermarket being sidetracked by repeatedly going through the Joyful Burger drive-thru (which the Mako-esque narrator describes as "getting caught in the deadly vortex of the drive-thru window, where your worst enemy is yourself.")

* After getting mugged, Darwin asks Gumball if they should go to the police. Gumball says, "And what? Tell them we were dressed like Eastern European pop stars and got mugged for $7.00 by a shadow?"

* Penny goes to the mall and is now incredibly dehydrated from the desert heat, and Larry gives her a sundae on the house. Unfortunately, as stated in Gumball's message, he forgot about her allergy to blueberries (from "The Dream") and neglected to tell Larry to not put blueberry ice cream in, so he decided to balance it out by putting an allergy pill in the cherry. Penny takes the cherry, which stops the swelling but causes her head to look like a near-deflated balloon. She can't tell that her head looks that way because she was looking at her reflection in a spoon.

* Gumball repeatedly getting tricked into clicking on links to a video with a picture of a chihuahua playing a saxophone with appropriate music (a cross between Rick Roll and Epic Sax Guy).

* The police ''immediately'' appearing after Patrick tries to leave Gumball in his car unattended (which is considered a criminal offense).
* Gumball removing strands of his DNA, causing him to mutate in various ways until he eventually becomes a giant, multicolored blob.

** The nuts turn out to be coated in coffee (Darwin later adds that they were also [[LaxativePrank soaked in prune juice]], which he considered overkill), which causes the squirrels to attack Gumball and Darwin. When they throw the nuts away, the squirrels start attacking everyone else.

* Darwin lures Mrs. Robinson to the hospital by claiming that there was a power outage ([[BlackComedy which would've killed the patients currently on life support]]). When he tries to uses one of the babies in the nursery to remind her of her own youth, Gumball find a tag on her head saying she's 70% cotton, 30% polyester, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick made in the]] [[MadeOfEvil fiery pits of the underworld]].

* Mrs. Robinson's LaserGuidedKarma in the end: she pins the event on the boys again and drives off in her car, but a streetlight she crashed the Wattersons' car into topples causing her to crash into a billboard, an electrical pole, another car and a hydrant. The water from the hydrant launches her into the road, where her car gets crushed between a tire truck and a gas tanker, the latter of which gets punctured creating a pool of gas, and a wire from the electrical pole ignites it. The resulting explosion launches her into the air, where she gets hit by a plane before hitting the ground. The episode ends as it cuts to Gumball and Darwin recoiling when the ambulance backs up into her (itself a CallBack to "The Mystery").

* Gumball's plan to get revenge on Alan is to grab him and have Darwin [[TarAndFeathers cover him in maple syrup and feathers]] (which Gumball plucked from chickens himself). Instead they accidentally do it to Billy, and when Gumball tries to explain the situation it cuts to security throwing them out, until Gumball tells them that he can do it himself, then throws Darwin out the door and exits after him.
* Gumball briefly gets SuperSpeed that he uses to chase Alan in his family's car, and everything he runs past explodes, except for Bomb Guy (from "The Lesson", "The Finale", and "The Question"), who doesn't immediately explode and only does as Gumball is talking to him.

** Gumball looking at a biology book showing the anatomy of several characters: The Jolly Hamburger[[note]]the same one who is sometimes shown as a police officer and whom Richard imagined when he was high on dental anesthetics on "The Flakers"[[/note]] ("The Burgensis"), Hot Dog Guy ("The Salsicia"), Sara ("The Glacies Crepito") whose rib cage runs down her cone, Richard ("The Richard" or "Richardus") whose body is composed primarily of intestines, and Rocky ("The Pupulus") whose body contains only a human hand.

* When Richard enters the Awesome Store (the van where he bought the Evil Turtle in "The Puppy") and finds Darwin, the owner tells Richard [[Film/{{Gremlins}} not to get Darwin wet]], to which Richard points out that Darwin is a fish and is, by definition, supposed to be wet. He then tells Richard not to feed Darwin after midnight, to which he points out that it's technically always after midnight. The owner also tells Richard the fish is not for sale, only for Richard to point out that Darwin's bowl is sitting on a pillow beneath a spotlight. The guy then mentions how they're supposed to do a whole thing about how Richard asks about the fish, he says it's not for sale, and they discuss it before eventually reaching an agreement.

* The PreviouslyOn at the beginning of part 2, which is a rapid-fire ClipShow of intense scenes from previous episodes (like Richard punching a car window in "The Return," the school blowing up in "The Fraud," Anais whaling on Richard in "The Vacation", Darwin and Gumball outrunning the exploding van in "The Puppy", and the Donut Sheriff's PIT maneuver on the ice cream truck Mrs. Parham hijacked in "The Law") before the announcer gets to what really happened.

* Darwin asking Sussie's parents if they've seen Gumball and Sussie's parents being so scared that they dropped her, which turned Sussie from a BrainyBaby who speaks coherently (and tells her parents that she has dreams of being a lawyer) to a babbling idiot who can barely form complete sentences.

* Richard coming to school to give Gumball and Darwin their gym-dodging kit (two pairs of crutches and a heart monitor [[NoodleIncident Richard somehow acquired without an explanation]]).

* Gumball's [[ImagineSpot vision]] of [[AwfulWeddedLife him and Darwin being married to Jamie]]. It's similar to the vision of Gumball imagining himself dressed in Nicole's wedding dress and married to Darwin as seen in "The Dress", only more hilariously depressing: they get married on the same beach Larry drove to when he went mad from dedicating his life to work and tried to drown himself (as seen in "The Question"), they're still living in their childhood home (which is now filled with wailing babies who look like Gumball mixed with Jamie or Darwin mixed with Jamie), and Darwin looks like he's given up on life.

* The entire scene of Gumball riding Rosie's (the white rabbit girl) tricycle to get to Darwin.

** And in the ending: "This guy (The criminal) tried to rob a convenience store... (snrk!) with a spoon! [[WhatAnIdiot AHAHAH!]]"

* The first-person binge-eating sequence (a parody of Music/TheProdigy[='s=] video for "Smack My Bitch Up"), in which Gumball (under Carrie's possession) steals a half-eaten chicken drumstick from the Hairy Hobo (the same one who won the lottery on "The DVD"), knocks over a hot dog cart, and takes a bite out of the Doughnut Sheriff.

-->'''Alan (of all characters):''' It looks like a rancid burrito.

* Jackie and Harold (Tobias and Rachel's parents) coming home and finding that the house is clean and nothing happened (though Harold worries that Rachel may have run up the phone bill)...[[SomethingWeForgot and walk by the closet just as Principal Brown and Miss Simian begin to make out]].

* Gumball finding a "lucky football" and ending up being punted into the distance (where the goal post then falls on him).

* Gumball ends up flashing his butt to Nicole (his own mom) at one point.

* The {{Bowdlerise}}d version of ''Captain Punch'' (a ''ComicBook/SinCity''-esque gritty action comic).

-->'''Gumball:''' (in a ladylike voice) Hello?
-->'''Ocho:''' I know you're behind the door.
-->'''Gumball:''' (still in weird voice) Wha? No door here. Bye.

-->'''Darwin:''' (in deep voice) I'll show you what it's (the shovel) for.

* Ms. Simian in a church-like building, asking no one in particular whether or not it's right to frame someone you know is a troublemaker... and the reveal that it's actually a natural history museum and she's talking to her father (an ape-like skeleton behind a glass case).

* The DeletedScene (which is only available in the UK airing and on Website/YouTube) in which Gumball, Darwin, and Clayton use shock collars to stop themselves from lying all the time.

-->'''Teri:''' (appears out of nowhere) I'm right here you know.

-->'''Darwin:''' Are you crying or drooling?
-->'''Gumball:''' [[VoiceOfTheLegion I DON'T KNOW!!!]]

-->'''Richard:''' (reading aloud) Chapter one. Gumball and Darwin ran through the living room...screaming?
-->(Gumball and Darwin do just that, scaring the bejesus out of Richard)

* When writing a fake e-mail to Daniel Lennard, Gumball gets frustrated by Darwin and Anais repeatedly pointing out that he's doing something wrong and when he's done he ends up writing the subject as "Fake email to Daniel Lennard", which becomes a BrickJoke when it's the reason the latter sees through the kids' ruse. Gumball then imagines himself going back in time to convince his past self to avoid making that mistake, only for past!Gumball to be too lazy to do it and both Gumballs getting into a fight using time as a weapon, such as present!Gumball slipping a mouse trap under past!Gumball's hand, past!Gumball eating candy to give present!Gumball bad teeth, present!Gumball putting Crupac the Barbarian's weapons (another BrickJoke) on the computer seat, and past!Gumball licking the keyboard to make present!Gumball sick.

* When Richard enters the Awesome Store and finds Darwin, the owner tells Richard [[Film/{{Gremlins}} not to get Darwin wet]], to which Richard points out that Darwin is a fish and is, by definition, supposed to be wet. He then tells Richard not to feed Darwin after midnight, to which he points out that it's technically always after midnight. The owner also tells Richard the fish is not for sale, only for Richard to point out that Darwin's bowl is sitting on a pillow beneath a spotlight. The guy then mentions how they're supposed to do a whole thing about how Richard asks about the fish, he says it's not for sale, and they discuss it before eventually reaching an agreement.

* When Richard enters the red van (the same one from "The Puppy" that Richard referred to as "The Awesome Store" and where he bought the killer turtle, the car horn that blares ''La Cucaracha'', and the car's hydraulics system) and finds Darwin, the owner tells Richard [[Film/{{Gremlins}} not to get Darwin wet]], to which Richard points out that Darwin is a fish and is, by definition, supposed to be wet. He then tells Richard not to feed Darwin after midnight, to which he points out that it's technically always after midnight. The owner also tells Richard the fish is not for sale, only for Richard to point out that Darwin's bowl is sitting on a pillow beneath a spotlight. The guy then mentions how they're supposed to do a whole thing about how Richard asks about the fish, he says it's not for sale, and they discuss it before eventually reaching an agreement.

* Rob discovering how the remote works by using it on a van (the same van that sold Darwin and the Evil Turtle), causing it to crash everywhere.

* Gumball and Darwin reading the bad reviews from the bargain-bin video games.

* Richard accidentally knocks Banana Bob out while messing with binoculars and he gets rushed to the hospital. Doughnut Sheriff gets in Richard's face and asks who caused it, then he tries to run away and runs through a fence and into a house.

* Richard tries to buy expired donuts for $1 but finds that there's no money on his credit card. Larry offers him a store card, which initially charges Richard $7,528 in interest and doubles it every two seconds.

* Gumball's phone becomes so depressed by Louie's constant status updates that [[SuicideAsComedy it jumps out of Gumball's hands and falls to its death]].

** When Gumball demands a weird present too she gives him a handful of mayonnaise; according to Sussie, he can moisturize his elbows with it, write with it, or feed it to a car. When Gumball asks Sussie if she keeps mayonnaise in all of her pockets, she laughs at his suggestion because she only keeps mayonnaise in one; her other pockets are used to hold mustard, ketchup, and toothpaste. When Gumball tells her that toothpaste isn't a sauce, she reasons that [[InsaneTrollLogic it's tooth sauce, which is why it tastes like mint]].

* Richard and his counterpart trying to run to each other in the fight sequence, but they easily wear out and collapse on the lawn, where they then try to poke each other, but accidently stick each other's fingers in their mouths and start sucking them.

* Richard donates one of his kidneys at the hospital as a way to deter his counterpart. He soon finds out to his dismay that his counterpart received his kidney and then ''donated it to someone else''.

* Richard trying to whistle with one finger, only to accidentally make himself throw up. [[VomitDiscretionShot Fortunately, the scene cut off before we could see it happen]].