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* This exchange, when the gang comes across a group of looters kidnapping an orc boy to sell. The fact that the "head" looter has a classic "[[LowerClassLout white trash]]" American accent somehow makes it funnier.
-->'''Taako:''' Listen. I'm gonna give you to three. We really got a lot to do.\\
'''Looter:''' Listen, I--eh--I'm gonna say some cool shit now! ''[everyone chuckles]'' Me and my posse gonna give you to ''two''!\\
'''Magnus:''' We'll give you to ''one''!\\
'''Looter:''' Well, how 'bout this? [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Zero, motherfuckers]]! ''[they all pull out weapons and initiative rolling commences]]''
-->'''Taako:''' Listen. I'm gonna give you to three. We really got a lot to do.\\
'''Looter:''' Listen, I--eh--I'm gonna say some cool shit now! ''[everyone chuckles]'' Me and my posse gonna give you to ''two''!\\
'''Magnus:''' We'll give you to ''one''!\\
'''Looter:''' Well, how 'bout this? [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Zero, motherfuckers]]! ''[they all pull out weapons and initiative rolling commences]]''
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** [[LampshadeHanging The constant jabs at his voice.]]
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** [[LampshadeHanging The constant jabs at his voice.]]]] The coup de grâce has to be when, as a joke, Magnus loosens his bowtie... and Jenkins immediately starts talking in Griffin's normal voice and thanks them for breaking his curse. Sadly not canon.
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[[AC: Here There Be Gerblins]]
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* When the boys come across Jenknis' corpse, the textbox proficiencies describing it is an outright nod to Monty Python:
"Kicked the bucket","Shuffled off this mortal coil","Run down the curtain","Joined the bleedin' choir invisible".
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* When the boys come across Jenknis' corpse, the textbox proficiencies describing it is an outright nod to Monty Python:
"Kicked the bucket","Shuffled off this mortal coil","Run down the curtain","Joined the bleedin' choir invisible".
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* In the same scene, Cassidy accuses the boys of being six gerblins in disguise, and Magnus objects, saying it should be "at least seven"
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* Griffin openly says that he removed a puzzle from the story because of how much time they'd already taken up and plans to reuse it in a future live show.
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[[folder:Live in San Jose!]]
* The meetings with the various future versions of different characters.
** Future!Carey has robot arms, leaving Magnus wracked with indecision between being happy to see her and ripping her arms off.
* Griffin openly says that he removed a puzzle from the story because of how much time they'd already taken up and plans to
* The fight against [[spoiler:the Robo Tres Horny Boys]] is full of good moments.
** Griffin's utter confusion and horror about the group's willingness to mercilessly kill [[spoiler:their own alternate selves]], as well as their utter refusal to be guilt tripped about it.
** [[spoiler:Robo!Merle]] tries to cast firestorm, only to cast purify food and water instead.
** Taako plans to start a buddy cop spin-off with [[spoiler:Robo!Taako]], but makes it clear he has no intention to spare anyone else... including Merle and Magnus.
** "Hey Magnus, I'm gonna give you your lifelong dream! I'm gonna let you rip your own arms off!"
** Taako uses modify memory on [[spoiler:Robo!Merle]] to make them think that Taako is their "pop-pop."
** "It's not that weird. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Travis tore his own arms off, Dad turned me into a cat, and I turned Dad into my son!]]"
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* The meetings with the various future versions of different characters.
** Future!Carey has robot arms, leaving Magnus wracked with indecision between being happy to see her and ripping her arms off.
* Griffin openly says that he removed a puzzle from the story because of how much time they'd already taken up and plans to
* The fight against [[spoiler:the Robo Tres Horny Boys]] is full of good moments.
** Griffin's utter confusion and horror about the group's willingness to mercilessly kill [[spoiler:their own alternate selves]], as well as their utter refusal to be guilt tripped about it.
** [[spoiler:Robo!Merle]] tries to cast firestorm, only to cast purify food and water instead.
** Taako plans to start a buddy cop spin-off with [[spoiler:Robo!Taako]], but makes it clear he has no intention to spare anyone else... including Merle and Magnus.
** "Hey Magnus, I'm gonna give you your lifelong dream! I'm gonna let you rip your own arms off!"
** Taako uses modify memory on [[spoiler:Robo!Merle]] to make them think that Taako is their "pop-pop."
** "It's not that weird. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Travis tore his own arms off, Dad turned me into a cat, and I turned Dad into my son!]]"
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** After seeing how much it bothers them not to be remembered, the boys start guessing that [[spoiler:Edward and Lydia]] are a huge variety of other unrelated entities they've faced, from non-sentient monsters (the purple worm from The Eleventh Hour), to non-villains (Garfield the Deals Warlock...[[TokenEvilTeammate well, kind of]]), to ''inanimate objects'' (the ''train'' from Murder on the Rockport Limited).
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* Griffin turning his inability to keep Kravitz' Cockney British accent consistent into a joke.
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* Griffin turning his Griffin's complete inability to keep Kravitz' Kravitz's Cockney British accent consistent into becomes a joke. staple of this arc.
-->'''Taako:''' So if we listen for your voice echoing after us, should we listen for a Cockney voice or kind of a distinguished gentleman-voice?\\
'''Kravitz:''' ''(Cockney accent)'' Alright... I jump between the two at will, don't I? [...] Check this out. ''(incomprehensible Cockney-ish accent)'' I now got another accent! What's this one even called?! I dunno.\\
'''Travis/Magnus:''' I think that's still Cockney, but with a mouth full of marbles.\\
'''Kravitz:''' ''(terrible Dracula-impression)'' I've got to switch between different accents to trick my prey! ''(back to Cockney)'' That's not true. It's just a fun little character trait I've got. [...] I can also do a bunch of fun, Michael Winslow-style sound effects! ''(imitates machine gun)''
-->'''Taako:''' So if we listen for your voice echoing after us, should we listen for a Cockney voice or kind of a distinguished gentleman-voice?\\
'''Kravitz:''' ''(Cockney accent)'' Alright... I jump between the two at will, don't I? [...] Check this out. ''(incomprehensible Cockney-ish accent)'' I now got another accent! What's this one even called?! I dunno.\\
'''Travis/Magnus:''' I think that's still Cockney, but with a mouth full of marbles.\\
'''Kravitz:''' ''(terrible Dracula-impression)'' I've got to switch between different accents to trick my prey! ''(back to Cockney)'' That's not true. It's just a fun little character trait I've got. [...] I can also do a bunch of fun, Michael Winslow-style sound effects! ''(imitates machine gun)''
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** Griffin gets fed up with his own inability to keep Kravitz's Cockney accent consistent, and switches to American. How does he justify this change in-universe? Cockney is Kravitz's ''work accent'', which he uses as an intimidation factor.
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'''Taako:''' ''([[Beat]]; drawn-out)'' Are... you... ''sure?'' That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there, huh?\\
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'''Taako:''' ''([[Beat]]; ''({{Beat}}; drawn-out)'' Are... you... ''sure?'' That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there, huh?\\
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-->'''Justin:''' Griffin composes music for this program, Clinton.
-->'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
-->'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
-->[Reunion Tour begins playing again]
-->'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown bullshit.
-->'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
-->'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
-->[Reunion Tour begins playing again]
-->'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown bullshit.
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-->'''Justin:''' Griffin composes music for this program, Clinton.
-->'''Clint:'''Clinton.\\
'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again.Sorry.
-->'''Griffin:'''Sorry.\\
'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clownbullshit.
-->[Reunionbullshit.\\
''[Reunion Tour begins playingagain]
-->'''Griffin:'''again]''\\
'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clownbullshit.
bullshit.
-->'''Clint:'''
'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again.
-->'''Griffin:'''
'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown
-->[Reunion
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-->'''Griffin:'''
'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown
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-->'''Magnus:''' Taako? Taako.
-->'''Taako:''' Yeah?
-->'''Magnus:''' Tell him I am also a powerful artifact and need to be destroyed.
-->'''Taako:''' ([[Beat]]; drawn-out) Are...you...sure? That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there, huh?
-->'''Magnus:''' Alright, well, hold on to that. We’ll save that if we need to get into that chamber.
-->'''Taako:''' Yeah, good idea though. Keep it on the backburner for sure.
-->'''Taako:''' Yeah?
-->'''Magnus:''' Tell him I am also a powerful artifact and need to be destroyed.
-->'''Taako:''' ([[Beat]]; drawn-out) Are...you...sure? That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there, huh?
-->'''Magnus:''' Alright, well, hold on to that. We’ll save that if we need to get into that chamber.
-->'''Taako:''' Yeah, good idea though. Keep it on the backburner for sure.
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-->'''Magnus:''' Taako? Taako.
-->'''Taako:''' Yeah?
-->'''Magnus:'''Taako.\\
'''Taako:''' Yeah?\\
'''Magnus:''' Tell him I am also a powerful artifact and need to bedestroyed.
-->'''Taako:''' ([[Beat]]; drawn-out) Are...you...sure?destroyed.\\
'''Taako:''' ''([[Beat]]; drawn-out)'' Are... you... ''sure?'' That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there,huh?
-->'''Magnus:'''huh?\\
'''Magnus:''' Alright, well, hold on to that. We’ll save that if we need to get into thatchamber.
-->'''Taako:'''chamber.\\
'''Taako:''' Yeah, good idea though. Keep it on the backburner forsure.
sure.
-->'''Taako:''' Yeah?
-->'''Magnus:'''
'''Taako:''' Yeah?\\
'''Magnus:''' Tell him I am also a powerful artifact and need to be
-->'''Taako:''' ([[Beat]]; drawn-out) Are...you...sure?
'''Taako:''' ''([[Beat]]; drawn-out)'' Are... you... ''sure?'' That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there,
-->'''Magnus:'''
'''Magnus:''' Alright, well, hold on to that. We’ll save that if we need to get into that
-->'''Taako:'''
'''Taako:''' Yeah, good idea though. Keep it on the backburner for
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** Taako tries to trick Angus into thinking he's under the effects of Zone of Truth.
--->'''Taako:''' I can't lie, you cast Zone of Truth on me!\\
'''Merle:''' But we resisted, though.\\
'''Taako:''' ''(exasperated)'' Well, okay, now he knows ''that.''\\
'''Merle:''' [[OhCrap Oh...]]\\
'''Taako:''' ''(to Angus)'' Um... so yeah, we resisted, I was trying to lie, I'm sorry. My partner over here apparently has an internal Zone of Truth that's always just sort of... goin' for the gusso.\\
'''Merle:''' I ''am'' a holy man.\\
'''Taako:''' Yeah, sure. So, um-\\
'''Merle:''' ''(interrupting)'' So lets kill him!\\
'''Taako:''' ''No.''
--->'''Taako:''' I can't lie, you cast Zone of Truth on me!\\
'''Merle:''' But we resisted, though.\\
'''Taako:''' ''(exasperated)'' Well, okay, now he knows ''that.''\\
'''Merle:''' [[OhCrap Oh...]]\\
'''Taako:''' ''(to Angus)'' Um... so yeah, we resisted, I was trying to lie, I'm sorry. My partner over here apparently has an internal Zone of Truth that's always just sort of... goin' for the gusso.\\
'''Merle:''' I ''am'' a holy man.\\
'''Taako:''' Yeah, sure. So, um-\\
'''Merle:''' ''(interrupting)'' So lets kill him!\\
'''Taako:''' ''No.''
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-->'''Griffin:''' You’re gonna -you’re gonna turn him into a ''man-tube?''
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—->'''Justin:''' Griffin composes music for this program, Clinton.
—->'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
—->'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
—->[Reunion Tour begins playing again]
—->'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown bullshit.
—->'''Magnus:''' Taako? Taako.
—->'''Taako:''' Yeah?
—->'''Magnus:''' Tell him I am also a powerful artifact and need to be destroyed.
—->'''Taako:''' ([[Beat]]; drawn-out) Are...you...sure? That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there, huh?
—->'''Magnus:''' Alright, well, hold on to that. We’ll save that if we need to get into that chamber.
—->'''Taako:''' Yeah, good idea though. Keep it on the backburner for sure.
—->'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
—->'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
—->[Reunion Tour begins playing again]
—->'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown bullshit.
—->'''Magnus:''' Taako? Taako.
—->'''Taako:''' Yeah?
—->'''Magnus:''' Tell him I am also a powerful artifact and need to be destroyed.
—->'''Taako:''' ([[Beat]]; drawn-out) Are...you...sure? That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there, huh?
—->'''Magnus:''' Alright, well, hold on to that. We’ll save that if we need to get into that chamber.
—->'''Taako:''' Yeah, good idea though. Keep it on the backburner for sure.
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—->'''Clint:'''
-->'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
-->'''Magnus:''' Taako? Taako.
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-->'''Taako:''' No. ''(To Merle and Magnus)'' Give them their diamonds!
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-->'''Taako:''' No. [[BlatantLies No.]] ''(To Merle and Magnus)'' Give them their diamonds!
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'''Justin:''' Griffin composes music for this program, Clinton.
'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
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'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown bullshit.
'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
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'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown bullshit.
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—->'''Magnus:''' Taako? Taako.
—->'''Taako:''' Yeah?
—->'''Magnus:''' Tell him I am also a powerful artifact and need to be destroyed.
—->'''Taako:''' ([[Beat]]; drawn-out) Are...you...sure? That’s… listen, uh, listen kitty cat, I don’t know how many more lives you got left in there, huh?
—->'''Magnus:''' Alright, well, hold on to that. We’ll save that if we need to get into that chamber.
—->'''Taako:''' Yeah, good idea though. Keep it on the backburner for sure.
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** While Taako and Merle succeed the saving throw, [[spoiler:Barry]] does not, and immediately announces that he's in Taako's Pocket Spa and probably isn't meant to be on the moon base.
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** While Taako and Merle succeed the saving throw, [[spoiler:Barry]] does not, and immediately announces that hedoesn’t know what’s going on, that he's in Taako's Pocket Spa and probably isn't meant to be on the moon base.
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*When the trio take the orb back to the Moon Base, as Griffin describes it ascending into the sky, Clint improvised some upbeat music:
'''Justin:''' Griffin composes music for this program, Clinton.
'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
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'''Griffin:''' I actually have it written down in my notes right here. It says uh, BPM 128 uh, 4/4 time, clown bullshit.
'''Justin:''' Griffin composes music for this program, Clinton.
'''Clint:''' Sorry, right, I forgot again. Sorry.
'''Griffin:''' No, that’s it, that was - he actually got it like, [Justin mutters over Griffin] note for note that’s exactly - I was gonna do some clown bullshit.
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* Taako breaks the news of what happened to Reggie.
-->'''Taako:''' You partied... too hard.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Reggie:''' ''The fuck did you just say to me?!''
-->'''Taako:''' You partied... too hard.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Reggie:''' ''The fuck did you just say to me?!''
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-->'''Justin''': Should I talk slower so that everyone who's been complaining about us not playing D&D has time to nut?
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-->'''Justin''': Should I talk slower so that everyone who's been complaining about us not playing D&D has time to nut?''nut?''
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* The fact that the apocalypse is caused by the gods getting ''absolutely hammered'' at a giant party, and being too hungover to do anything.
* The return of [[spoiler:Edward and Lydia]] is a bit undercut by the fact that Magnus doesn't recognize them at all.
* [[spoiler:Edward]] admits that [[spoiler:Wonderland]] was a bit mean and unnecessary... right after [[spoiler:the twins]] reveal their plan to [[spoiler: commit ''[[EarthShatteringKaboom planetary genocide]]'', which would lead to the death of the gods, allowing ''them'' to [[AGodAmI become the new gods]].]]
* Taako lands the finishing blow on [[spoiler:Edward and Lydia]] with a Circle of Death.
-->'''Clint:''' [[RunningGag That's a Level 9 spell]].\\
'''Justin:''' It's Level 6, Mac, good try.
** Before casting the spell, Taako gleefully announces that he's ''absolutely'' going to rub the fact that [[spoiler: he killed Edward and she didn't]] in Lup's face.
--->'''[[spoiler:Edward]]:''' We'll see about ''that!'' We practically invented necroti- ''([[KilledMidSentence he explodes]])''
** Magnus catches [[spoiler:Edward]]'s [=iPod=]. It has nothing but ''Music/{{U2}}'' on it.
** [[spoiler:Lydia]] looks over, sees [[spoiler:Edward]] has exploded into smoke, and says:
--->'''[[spoiler:Lydia]]:''' [[ShoutOut Looks like]] [[spoiler:[[{{Expy}} Team Wonderland]]]] [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} is blasting off agaaaaain!!]]
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* The fact that the apocalypse is caused by the gods getting ''absolutely hammered'' at a giant party, and being too hungover to do anything.
* The return of [[spoiler:Edward and Lydia]] is a bit undercut by the fact that Magnus doesn't recognize them at all.
* [[spoiler:Edward]] admits that [[spoiler:Wonderland]] was a bit mean and unnecessary... right after [[spoiler:the twins]] reveal their plan to [[spoiler: commit ''[[EarthShatteringKaboom planetary genocide]]'', which would lead to the death of the gods, allowing ''them'' to [[AGodAmI become the new gods]].]]
* Taako lands the finishing blow on [[spoiler:Edward and Lydia]] with a Circle of Death.
-->'''Clint:''' [[RunningGag That's a Level 9 spell]].\\
'''Justin:''' It's Level 6, Mac, good try.
** Before casting the spell, Taako gleefully announces that he's ''absolutely'' going to rub the fact that [[spoiler: he killed Edward and she didn't]] in Lup's face.
--->'''[[spoiler:Edward]]:''' We'll see about ''that!'' We practically invented necroti- ''([[KilledMidSentence he explodes]])''
** Magnus catches [[spoiler:Edward]]'s [=iPod=]. It has nothing but ''Music/{{U2}}'' on it.
** [[spoiler:Lydia]] looks over, sees [[spoiler:Edward]] has exploded into smoke, and says:
--->'''[[spoiler:Lydia]]:''' [[ShoutOut Looks like]] [[spoiler:[[{{Expy}} Team Wonderland]]]] [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} is blasting off agaaaaain!!]]
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** Following this, as Magnus gets ready to take the 900 gold inside the box Taako points out something that runs against his usual StickyFingers mindset.
--->'''Taako:''' (dubiously) I- We— can’t take these.
--->({{Beat}})
--->'''Taako:''' This is-
--->'''Magnus:''' (interrupting) Nope, totally can.
--->'''Taako:''' This is a bank. No-
--->'''Clint:''' (talking over him) [[MyGodYouAreSerious I keep staring at— at Taako.]]
--->'''Taako:''' No, listen-!
--->'''Clint:''' I don’t blink!
--->'''Taako:''' This is-
--->'''Magnus:''' [[RefugeInAudacity No, insurance will cover this. It’s fine.]]
--->'''Taako:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards No listen. It’s a bank!]]
--->'''Magnus:''' This is a victimless crime.
--->'''Taako:''' We’re not looting! We’re st-
--->'''Magnus:''' (as if it's actually a thing in setting) [[InsaneTrollLogic FDIC will cover this.]]
--->'''Taako:''' We’re ''literally'' stopping a bank robbery.
--->'''Griffin:''' ({{Corpsing}})
--->'''Clint:''' I keep staring at Taako.
--->'''Taako:''' Just cause you found money in a bank doesn’t mean that you can just take it with you!
--->'''Travis:''' [[IdiotHero I put the money in the bag for safe keeping.]]
--->'''Clint:''' (overlapping) I’m staring,
--->'''Taako:''' ''Great'', I grab some chairs. Like, I grab furniture. What— ''why are we looting!?''
--->'''Griffin:''' ({{Corpsing}} harder)
--->'''Taako:''' [[OnlySaneMan This isn’t a dungeon, people do business here!]]
--->'''Griffin:''' ({{Corpsing}} Intensifies)
--->'''Taako:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Put that back!]]
--->'''Magnus:''' (with all the conviction of someone who's dedicated to do something ''really stupid'') Listen, the government's gonna pay this back.
--->'''Taako:''' (incredulously) [[RealityEnsues Nobody’s gonna do anything, you’re gonna get arrested! You’ll go to jail! You— We’re literally talking the chief of police is outside.]]
--->'''Magnus:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Yeah, and he would want it— Listen. He would do this if he were here. The corruption in the militia-]]
--->'''Merle:''' You know what, Magnus, I think he’s right.
--->'''Magnus:''' Nope!
--->'''Taako:''' Of course I’m right!
--->'''Taako:''' (dubiously) I- We— can’t take these.
--->({{Beat}})
--->'''Taako:''' This is-
--->'''Magnus:''' (interrupting) Nope, totally can.
--->'''Taako:''' This is a bank. No-
--->'''Clint:''' (talking over him) [[MyGodYouAreSerious I keep staring at— at Taako.]]
--->'''Taako:''' No, listen-!
--->'''Clint:''' I don’t blink!
--->'''Taako:''' This is-
--->'''Magnus:''' [[RefugeInAudacity No, insurance will cover this. It’s fine.]]
--->'''Taako:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards No listen. It’s a bank!]]
--->'''Magnus:''' This is a victimless crime.
--->'''Taako:''' We’re not looting! We’re st-
--->'''Magnus:''' (as if it's actually a thing in setting) [[InsaneTrollLogic FDIC will cover this.]]
--->'''Taako:''' We’re ''literally'' stopping a bank robbery.
--->'''Griffin:''' ({{Corpsing}})
--->'''Clint:''' I keep staring at Taako.
--->'''Taako:''' Just cause you found money in a bank doesn’t mean that you can just take it with you!
--->'''Travis:''' [[IdiotHero I put the money in the bag for safe keeping.]]
--->'''Clint:''' (overlapping) I’m staring,
--->'''Taako:''' ''Great'', I grab some chairs. Like, I grab furniture. What— ''why are we looting!?''
--->'''Griffin:''' ({{Corpsing}} harder)
--->'''Taako:''' [[OnlySaneMan This isn’t a dungeon, people do business here!]]
--->'''Griffin:''' ({{Corpsing}} Intensifies)
--->'''Taako:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Put that back!]]
--->'''Magnus:''' (with all the conviction of someone who's dedicated to do something ''really stupid'') Listen, the government's gonna pay this back.
--->'''Taako:''' (incredulously) [[RealityEnsues Nobody’s gonna do anything, you’re gonna get arrested! You’ll go to jail! You— We’re literally talking the chief of police is outside.]]
--->'''Magnus:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Yeah, and he would want it— Listen. He would do this if he were here. The corruption in the militia-]]
--->'''Merle:''' You know what, Magnus, I think he’s right.
--->'''Magnus:''' Nope!
--->'''Taako:''' Of course I’m right!
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* Taako and [[spoiler:Lup]] continue their ceaseless ribbing while Taako cooks for the wedding.
-->'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' ''(having tasted a sauce Taako made, grimacing)'' Just... just one thing. One small criticism. Um... I think you may have forgotten to make it taste good.\\
''(Justin snorts)''\\
'''Taako:''' I mean, there's no accounting for taste. It's more refined, it's sort of... Y'know what it is?\\
'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' But yuck- kinda yucky? A little bit?\\
'''Taako:''' Continental. It's kind of, umm... Artisenal?\\
'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' ''(holding back laughter)'' You're kinda full of dog shit sometimes.\\
'''Taako:''' That's what it was, I forgot! [[{{Squick}} I did]] [[IAteWhat include dog shit]].\\
''([[spoiler:Lup]] spits the sauce out)''
-->'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' ''(having tasted a sauce Taako made, grimacing)'' Just... just one thing. One small criticism. Um... I think you may have forgotten to make it taste good.\\
''(Justin snorts)''\\
'''Taako:''' I mean, there's no accounting for taste. It's more refined, it's sort of... Y'know what it is?\\
'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' But yuck- kinda yucky? A little bit?\\
'''Taako:''' Continental. It's kind of, umm... Artisenal?\\
'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' ''(holding back laughter)'' You're kinda full of dog shit sometimes.\\
'''Taako:''' That's what it was, I forgot! [[{{Squick}} I did]] [[IAteWhat include dog shit]].\\
''([[spoiler:Lup]] spits the sauce out)''
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-->'''Taako:''' Well as I always say to [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday the wife before I hop into bed]], make room for Greg!
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-->'''Taako:''' Well Well, as I always say to [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday the wife before I hop into bed]], make room for Greg!
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* [[spoiler:Lup]] asks Taako why he thinks the world starts to lose its color every time the Hunger shows up.
-->'''Taako:''' Dramatic effect?\\
'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' No. Well, yes, but...
-->'''Taako:''' Dramatic effect?\\
'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' No. Well, yes, but...
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--->'''Taako:''' Who's watching the cats?\\
'''Kravitz:''' Susan!\\
'''Taako:''' I hate Susan!\\
'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her to watch the cats!\\
'''Taako:''' Don't binge season two of ''[[Series/QueerEye2018 Queer Eye]]'' without me!\\
'''Kravitz:''' Too late!
'''Kravitz:''' Susan!\\
'''Taako:''' I hate Susan!\\
'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her to watch the cats!\\
'''Taako:''' Don't binge season two of ''[[Series/QueerEye2018 Queer Eye]]'' without me!\\
'''Kravitz:''' Too late!
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--->'''Taako:''' Who's watching Okay, who's feeding the cats?\\
cats?!\\
'''Kravitz:''' ''(from the distance)'' Susan!\\
'''Taako:''' I hateSusan!\\
Susan, you know that!\\
'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her towatch feed the cats!\\
'''Taako:''' Okay! Don't binge season two of ''[[Series/QueerEye2018 Queer Eye]]'' without me!\\
'''Kravitz:''' Toolate!late!\\
'''Taako:''' [[BigNo NOOO!]]
'''Kravitz:''' ''(from the distance)'' Susan!\\
'''Taako:''' I hate
'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her to
'''Taako:''' Okay! Don't binge season two of ''[[Series/QueerEye2018 Queer Eye]]'' without me!\\
'''Kravitz:''' Too
'''Taako:''' [[BigNo NOOO!]]
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--->'''Kravitz:''' Susan!
--->'''Taako:''' I hate Susan!
--->'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her to watch the cats!
--->'''Kravitz:''' Susan!
--->'''Taako:''' I hate Susan!
--->'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her to watch the cats!
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--->'''Taako:''' Who's watching the cats?
--->'''Kravitz:''' Susan!
--->'''Taako:'''cats?\\
'''Kravitz:''' Susan!\\
'''Taako:''' I hateSusan!
--->'''Kravitz:'''Susan!\\
'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her to watch thecats!cats!\\
'''Taako:''' Don't binge season two of ''[[Series/QueerEye2018 Queer Eye]]'' without me!\\
'''Kravitz:''' Too late!
--->'''Kravitz:''' Susan!
--->'''Taako:'''
'''Kravitz:''' Susan!\\
'''Taako:''' I hate
--->'''Kravitz:'''
'''Kravitz:''' You don't have to like her for her to watch the
'''Taako:''' Don't binge season two of ''[[Series/QueerEye2018 Queer Eye]]'' without me!\\
'''Kravitz:''' Too late!
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--->'''Justin''': Fuck off.
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* When Lup joins the gang at their table, Taako pretends he doesn't know her to avoid blowing their cover, despite the fact that she's his ''identical twin.''
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* Near the end of the special, the floor is collapsing out from under Tres Horny Boys as the castle falls apart. Magnus and Taako pass their checks to avoid falling, but Merle does not. The other two start to make an attempt to save him, but Clint reminds everyone that he'll be fine, as he still has the Vroom Broom in his possession - except, he doesn't quite remember that it's called the Vroom Broom. So what does he call it, instead? [[spoiler: ''The Womb Broom.'']][[note]]For those not in the know, womb broom is a (particularly crude) slang for penis[[/note]]
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** [[spoiler: Taako immediately declares [[BlatantLies he obviously knew Lup was in the umbrella all along]]. In true sibling fashion, they immediately go start ribbing eachother.]]
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** [[spoiler: Taako immediately declares [[BlatantLies he obviously knew Lup was in the umbrella all along]]. In true sibling fashion, they immediately go start ribbing eachother.]]
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'''Taako:''' Well, I didn't [[spoiler: remember you existed]], [[BigStupidDooDooHead goofus]].
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'''Taako:''' Well, I didn't [[spoiler: remember you existed]], [[BigStupidDooDooHead goofus]]. goofus]]!
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** [[spoiler: Taako immediately declares [[BlatantLies he obviously knew Lup was in the umbrella all along]]. In true sibling fashion, they immediately go start ribbing eachother.]]
--->'''[[spoiler: Lup]]:''' Well why didn't you [[spoiler: let me out]] sooner, [[BigStupidDooDooHead dingus]]?\\
'''Taako:''' Well, I didn't [[spoiler: remember you existed]], [[BigStupidDooDooHead goofus]].
--->'''[[spoiler: Lup]]:''' Well why didn't you [[spoiler: let me out]] sooner, [[BigStupidDooDooHead dingus]]?\\
'''Taako:''' Well, I didn't [[spoiler: remember you existed]], [[BigStupidDooDooHead goofus]].
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* As [[spoiler: Refuge catches up with normal time]], the boys and Avi spot a bunch of kids inside the bubble making clay statues of the three of them. [[spoiler: After the bubble pops]], Taako has a request to make.
-->'''Taako:''' ''(to Paloma)'' Will you find the kids in town, who spent all that time to make those beautiful statues of us... and tell them to make my dick bigger.
-->'''Taako:''' ''(to Paloma)'' Will you find the kids in town, who spent all that time to make those beautiful statues of us... and tell them to make my dick bigger.
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** Followed by this:
-->'''Lydia:''' I don't see you winning any big battles in the future--
-->'''Merle:''' ''Bite me!''
* After Magnus and Merle have given their fairly big sacrifices ([[spoiler:Magnus's memory of the man who killed his wife, and Merle's eye]]) Taako is challenged to give up some of his Elvish beauty. Despite how [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking minimal this appears compared to the others' sacrifices,]] Taako is genuinely torn.
** Taako finally makes his decision to give it up.
-->'''Taako:''' I've thought about it a lot. As near as I can figure, Normal Taako's still head and shoulders above ninety percent of the population of this stupid planet.
** ...Followed by him [[AllForNothing simply casting Disguise on himself to return to his former looks.]] Griffin is both taken aback and absolutely delighted.
-->'''Lydia:''' I don't see you winning any big battles in the future--
-->'''Merle:''' ''Bite me!''
* After Magnus and Merle have given their fairly big sacrifices ([[spoiler:Magnus's memory of the man who killed his wife, and Merle's eye]]) Taako is challenged to give up some of his Elvish beauty. Despite how [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking minimal this appears compared to the others' sacrifices,]] Taako is genuinely torn.
** Taako finally makes his decision to give it up.
-->'''Taako:''' I've thought about it a lot. As near as I can figure, Normal Taako's still head and shoulders above ninety percent of the population of this stupid planet.
** ...Followed by him [[AllForNothing simply casting Disguise on himself to return to his former looks.]] Griffin is both taken aback and absolutely delighted.
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* When it comes to Magnus's turn at Trust or Forsake, he recalls Rowan's face asking him "Why?" [[note]]Taako had previously chosen to Forsake the team not knowing it was them. While the Tres Horny Boys got the best outcome, the others had to endure horrible torture as a result.[[/note]]
-->'''Justin:''' You see the sad face of Taako, and he mouths "Because I would have died!"
-->'''Justin:''' You see the sad face of Taako, and he mouths "Because I would have died!"
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** Merle starts to preach about Pan to the guards, naming a bunch of situations in which life could go bad for them, including getting [[CallBack run over by a runaway train]]. He then casts Thaumaturgy to produce a train horn sound at the end of the street, causing one of the guards to run away, as he's deathly afraid of trains.
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** Merle starts to preach about Pan to the guards, naming a bunch of situations in which life could go bad for them, including getting [[CallBack run over by a runaway train]]. He then casts Thaumaturgy to produce a train horn sound at the end of the street, causing one of the guards to run away, as he's [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes deathly afraid of trains.trains]].
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* After [[spoiler: Hurley's HeroicSacrifice]], the group stands in front of a huge cherry tree growing in the middle of the pool. It's a beautiful moment... until Magnus reaches for Railsplitter.
-->'''Taako:''' Don't even ''think'' about it.
-->'''Taako:''' Don't even ''think'' about it.
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* Magnus, Merle and Taako cannot agree on a way to distract the guards in order to break into the Hammerheads' headquarters, so they each try their own idea by themselves. Amazingly, they all succeed in removing a guard from the equation.
** Merle starts to preach about Pan to the guards, naming a bunch of situations in which life could go bad for them, including getting [[CallBack run over by a runaway train]]. He then casts Thaumaturgy to produce a train horn sound at the end of the street, causing one of the guards to run away, as he's deathly afraid of trains.
** Magnus asks to join the gang. Upon hearing the entry fee is 10.000 gold, he offers joint custody of Steven to the guard as payment. The guard likes this offer, but has to leave to check with the boss.
** Taako uses magic to disguise himself as the first guard, asking if he can go inside to use the bathroom. The last remaining guard finds this weird, as there's no bathroom inside, but leaves his booth to escort Taako to the bathroom down the street, leaving the door unguarded.
** Merle starts to preach about Pan to the guards, naming a bunch of situations in which life could go bad for them, including getting [[CallBack run over by a runaway train]]. He then casts Thaumaturgy to produce a train horn sound at the end of the street, causing one of the guards to run away, as he's deathly afraid of trains.
** Magnus asks to join the gang. Upon hearing the entry fee is 10.000 gold, he offers joint custody of Steven to the guard as payment. The guard likes this offer, but has to leave to check with the boss.
** Taako uses magic to disguise himself as the first guard, asking if he can go inside to use the bathroom. The last remaining guard finds this weird, as there's no bathroom inside, but leaves his booth to escort Taako to the bathroom down the street, leaving the door unguarded.
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-->'''Magnus (as Griffin laughs)'': Okay.
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-->'''Magnus (as Griffin laughs)'': laughs)''': Okay.
