History Funny / The39Clues

** It's hilarious in the Audiobook with David Pittu.

** Fiske had gotten an SUV for the kids that Dan has nicknamed "The Madrigalator". However, Amy wishes they had gotten something else because Nellie still DrivesLikeCrazy and likes to sing to the radio... [[HollywoodToneDeaf poorly.]]

-->'''Cashier:''' ''You are a music lover?''
-->'''Nellie:''' ''Nooo... [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] ''I'm a kleptomaniac''!''

-->'''Amy:''' ''I love you, Dan, you're a genius!''
-->'''Dan:''' ''(glares) Did Ian drug you?''

* In ''One False Note'' Nellie has to distract the cashier at Disco Volante. She scoops a pile of CDs into her arms before running away with the cashier in pursuit.

* The reading of [[GrumpyOldMan Aunt Beatrice's]] will is more-or-less a series of [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech riffs]] directed at everybody present, from the Cahill siblings to Beatrice's next-door neighbor and even her hairdresser. The man tasked with reading her will was well aware that those in attendance may find the contents upsetting and gave them sympathetic glances whenever their names were mentioned.

* The reading of [[GrumpyOldMan Aunt Beatrice's]] will is more-or-less a series of [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech riffs]] directed at everybody present, from the Cahill siblings to Beatrice's next-door neighbor and even her hairdresser. The man tasked with reading her will was noticeably uncomfortable and glanced sympathetically to the people present whenever they were mentioned.

** Item Three was a general denouncement of anyone who shopped at the corner store on Washington and Third Street. The shop owner accused Beatrice of shoplifting when the latter accidentally dropped her handbag and dozen of ceramic cats came spilling out.

-->''Item One: I bequeath to my neighbor Sophia Fairchild... [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] absolutely nothing. You weren't expecting that, were you, my dear? Oh, how I wish I could be there myself to witness that plastic smile of yours being wiped clean from your face. (...) As for your husband, he could certainly use a new fedora or a good herringbone cap to cover up that monstrosity of a hair transplant, but I will not be the one paying for it, if that's what you think.''\\
''Item Two: Beth Moorgate, you are a hopelessly unfashionable woman with no scissors skills whatsoever. Whatever possesed you to entertain the thought of beauty school in the first place, I cannot imagine.''

** The final item on Beatrice's will: her estate and belongings are to be used as funding for the Ceramic Cats Are People Too Foundation, and for [[{{Narcissist}} a museum to be erected in her honor]].

* The reading of [[GrumpyOldMan Aunt Beatrice's]] will is more-or-less a series of [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech riffs]] directed at everybody present, from the Cahill siblings to Beatrice's next-door neighbor and even her hairdresser.
-->''Item One: I bequeath to my neighbor Sophia Fairchild... [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] absolutely nothing. You weren't expecting that, were you, my dear? Oh, how I wish I could be there myself to witness that plastic smile of yours being wiped clean from your face. (...) As for your husband, he could certainly use a new fedora or a good herringbone cap to cover up that monstrosity of a hair transplant, but I will not be the one paying for it, if that's what you think.''
** Item Three was a general denouncement of anyone who shopped at the corner store on Washington and Third Street. The shop owner accused Beatrice of shoplifting when the latter accidentally dropped her handbag and dozen of ceramic cats came spilling out.

-->''Item one: I bequeath to my neighbor Sophia Fairchild... [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] absolutely nothing. You weren't expecting that, were you, my dear? Oh, how I wish I could be there myself to witness that plastic smile of yours being wiped clean from your face.''
** ''As for your husband, he could certainly use a new fedora or a good herringbone cap to cover up that monstrosity of a hair transplant, but I will not be the one paying for it, if that's what you think.''

** One meme is a mashup of said video with Jonah's 'Mime moves' in Greece, aptly titled ''Jonah Wizard's Massive Mime Mirror Meltdown''.

* In ''One False Note'' Nellie has to distract the cashier at Disco Volante.
--> '''Cashier:''' "You are a music lover?"
--> '''Nellie:''' "Nooo... [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] ''I'm a kleptomaniac''! "

* "Stop the madness! My sister is a love alien!" Oh, Dan...
* "You don't call a ninja lord dweeb! You have disgraced the family! You must commit ''seppuku!''" (Dan again.)
* Isabel in ''The Medusa Plot''. "Well, look who finally remembered he has a mother!" It sounds like she's saying "I know I tried to kill you, your sister and the rest of the family, but would it hurt to call sometimes?!"

--> '''Amy:''' I love you, Dan, you're a genius!
--> '''Dan:''' ''(glares)'' Did Ian drug you?
* In ''Mission Hurricane'', Hamilton Holt leaks a video clip of Jonah Wizard reciting Creator/WilliamShakespeare in the mirror while practicing his duck face, much to the latter's dismay. It soon goes viral on the internet, appearing in memes and being spoofed by stars and wannabe stars alike.
-->''"What were you doing making those ridiculous faces? Practicing for selfies?"''

--> '''Nellie:''' "Nooo... (beat) ''I'm a kleptomaniac''! "
** It's hilarious in the Audiobook with David Pittu

* In ''Mission Hurricane'', Hamilton Holt leaks a video clip of Jonah Wizard reciting Literature/WilliamShakespeare in the mirror while practicing his duck face, much to the latter's dismay.

--> '''Dan:''' ''(glares)'' Did Ian drug you?

* Isabel in The Medusa Plot. "Well, look who finally remembered he has a mother!" It sounds like she's saying "I know I tried to kill you, your sister and the rest of the family, but would it hurt to call sometimes?!"

* Isabel in The Medusa Plot. "Well, look who finally remembered he has a mother!" It sounds like she's saying [[spoiler: "I know I tried to kill you, your sister and the rest of the family, but would it hurt to call sometimes?!"]]

* "You don't call a ninja lord dweeb! You have disgraced the family! You must commit 'seppuku!'" (Dan again.)

* Isabel in The Medusa Plot. "Well, look who finally remembered he has a mother!" It sound like she's saying [[spoiler: "I know I tried to kill you, your sister and the rest of the family, but would it hurt to call sometimes?!"]]

* Isabel in The Medusa Plot. "Well, look who finally remembered he has a mother!" It sound like she's saying [[spoiler: "I know I tried to kill you, your sister and the rest of the family, but would it hurt to call sometimes?!"]]

* "You don't call a ninja lord dweeb! You have disgraced the family! You must commit 'seppuku!'" (Dan again.)

--> '''Nellie:''' "Nooo... ''I'm a kleptomaniac''! "
** It's hilarious in the Audiobook with David Pittu