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* Let's get this out of the way; Leo's first appearance when Hyde interviews to work at the Photo Hut is hilarious.
-->'''Leo:''' Hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash, I don't like big brother getting into my business, you dig.
-->'''Hyde:''' Man, keeping the government out of it. I'm so with you.
-->'''Leo:''' No, my big brother, man. He's always hitting me up for money.
-->'''Hyde:''' So you're the responsible one?
-->'''Leo (shakes head):''' It's a curse man.
* While trying to steal a street sign to give to Hyde for his 18th birthday, the gang sends Kelso to steal a hacksaw from Red. The best thing about this scene is the growing misplaced confidence Kelso gets with Red as his lie gets even dumber. Also doubles as FunnyBackgroundEvent as Eric and Donna sneak in mid scene.

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* Let's get this out of the way; Leo's first appearance when Hyde interviews to work at the Photo Hut is hilarious.
-->'''Leo:''' Hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash, I don't like big brother getting into my business, you dig.
-->'''Hyde:''' Man, keeping the government out of it. I'm so with you.
-->'''Leo:''' No, my big brother, man. He's always hitting me up for money.
-->'''Hyde:''' So you're the responsible one?
-->'''Leo (shakes head):''' It's a curse man.
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While trying to steal a street sign to give to Hyde for his 18th birthday, the gang sends Kelso to steal a hacksaw from Red. The best thing about this scene is the growing misplaced confidence Kelso gets with Red as his lie gets even dumber. Also doubles as FunnyBackgroundEvent as Eric and Donna sneak in mid scene.


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* Leo's first appearance when Hyde interviews to work at the Photo Hut is hilarious.
-->'''Leo:''' Hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash, I don't like big brother getting into my business, you dig.
-->'''Hyde:''' Man, keeping the government out of it. I'm so with you.
-->'''Leo:''' No, my big brother, man. He's always hitting me up for money.
-->'''Hyde:''' So you're the responsible one?
-->'''Leo (shakes head):''' It's a curse man.
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--> '''Eric''': "Holy crap... she IS hot!"

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--> '''Eric''': "Holy crap..."Good god... she IS hot!"
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* Red buys a VCR and wants to try it out as ''Roots'' is playing, Kitty, however, just wants to watch it while it's playing, but Red doesn't want to do it, claiming they can watch it numerous times after they record it. So Kitty has to wait two hours and when Red finally turns it on it's not playing, he checks and realized he forgot to put the tape in so it could record. Kitty is not happy.

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* Red buys a VCR Betamax and wants to try it out as ''Roots'' is playing, Kitty, however, just wants to watch it while it's playing, but Red doesn't want to do it, claiming they can watch it numerous times after they record it. So Kitty has to wait two hours and when Red finally turns it on it's not playing, he checks and realized he forgot to put the tape in so it could record. Kitty is not happy.
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--> '''Kelso''': Because, there's something stuck in it. An animal, a rabbit. There's a rabbit, stuck in a tree, and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's eggs.

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--> '''Kelso''': Because, there's something stuck in it. An animal, a rabbit. There's a rabbit, stuck in a tree, and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's its eggs.



-->'''Kelso:''' I can't believe Jackie choose (Chip) him over me.
-->'''Fez:''' Or me for that me matter.
-->'''Kelso:''' Yea! And that's true, cause yer a good looking guy!
-->'''Fez (smiling):''' Right back atcha, Kelso. You're lashes go out for miles.
-->'''Kelso:''' Yea, I'm what's known as "Man Pretty."

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-->'''Kelso:''' I can't believe Jackie choose chose (Chip) him over me.
-->'''Fez:''' Or me for that me matter.
-->'''Kelso:''' Yea! And that's true, cause yer you're a good looking guy!
-->'''Fez (smiling):''' Right back atcha, Kelso. You're Your lashes go out for miles.
-->'''Kelso:''' Yea, Yeah, I'm what's known as "Man Pretty."



--> '''Red''': Finally, now I can enjoy the show in peace *beat* Oh this is crap! *storms off too*

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--> '''Red''': Finally, now I can enjoy the show in peace *beat* Oh Oh, this is crap! *storms off too*



** When Red tries to justify his draconian discipline, he says that if he isnt strict enough, Eric might grow up bad. Cue another ImagineSpot where Eric comes down to breakfast dressed in full GeneSimmons ''KISS'' regalia.

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** When Red tries to justify his draconian discipline, he says that if he isnt isn't strict enough, Eric might grow up bad. Cue another ImagineSpot where Eric comes down to breakfast dressed in full GeneSimmons ''KISS'' regalia.



* From the begining of the episode "Hyde Moves In", instead of just cruising the Vista Cruiser all night, the gang decides to go skinny-dipping. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa4Uw7zHfJI However, there are some...unfortunate consequences]]

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* From the begining beginning of the episode "Hyde Moves In", instead of just cruising the Vista Cruiser all night, the gang decides to go skinny-dipping. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa4Uw7zHfJI However, there are some...unfortunate consequences]]



--> (Kelso, Hyde and Eric are [[StunnedSilence visibly disturbed]] by what Fez just said. Now, back to Fez.)
--> '''Fez ([[DidISayThatOutLoud uncomfortable]]):''' ...please someone else talk now.

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--> (Kelso, Hyde Hyde, and Eric are [[StunnedSilence visibly disturbed]] by what Fez just said. Now, back to Fez.)
--> '''Fez ([[DidISayThatOutLoud uncomfortable]]):''' ...please Please someone else talk now.



** It's only afterwards that Bob realizes the implications of what just happened. The comedically horrified look on his face is priceless.

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** It's only afterwards that Bob realizes the implications of what just happened. The comedically comically horrified look on his face is priceless.



--> '''Hyde:''' Ok. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRTq7i0dGnA Picture Jackie in a little bikini made out of coconuts.]]

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--> '''Hyde:''' Ok.Okay. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRTq7i0dGnA Picture Jackie in a little bikini made out of coconuts.]]



-->'''Kelso''': ERIC! ''(He and Fez bow down to Eric'') YOU ARE A GOD! ''(Screen cuts to Eric, Donna, and Midge looking very annoyed, before turning back to the two)'' '''A GOD I SAY!'''

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-->'''Kelso''': ERIC! ''(He and Fez bow down to Eric'') YOU ARE A GOD! ''(Screen cuts to Eric, Donna, and Midge looking very annoyed, before turning back to the two)'' '''A GOD GOD, I SAY!'''
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-->'''Kelso:''' [stands shocked for a moment, then turns and walks away] I never touched her!

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-->'''Kelso:''' [stands shocked for a moment, then turns and walks away] I never touched her!her!
* "Holy Craps":
** After Eric GotVolunteered by Kitty to help with the church's fundraiser, Red tells him to do it, and take [[ComicBook/{{Archie}} Archie and Jughead]] with him. Hyde and Kelso then start arguing over which one of them is Jughead, which ends with Hyde punching Kelso in the arm.
--> '''Red''': Steven, stop hitting Jughead!
** Also when Kitty first brings up the fundraiser, and everyone tries to flee the table, including Red.
** Kitty checking in on how the fundraiser is going, only to find that Eric has abandoned the cake walk and all the seniors are wandering around in an endless loop, Red has cancelled the church raffle and is busy cleaning up at the craps table, and Hyde and Kelso are cheating at bingo and taking all the prizes for themselves.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c903OTL_0pU Also in the same episode]], the ''WesternAnimation/SuperFriends'' fantasy sequence, with Red as [[UsefulNotes/LexLuthor Dr. Bald]]:

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c903OTL_0pU Also in the same episode]], the ''WesternAnimation/SuperFriends'' fantasy sequence, with Red as [[UsefulNotes/LexLuthor [[ComicBook/LexLuthor Dr. Bald]]:

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--->'''Red:''' Oh, hells and bells!

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--->'''Red:''' Oh, hells and hell's bells!



** After everyone else storms off (well, Hyde just left at a leisurly pace), Red and Kitty are left alone in the living room.

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** After everyone else storms off (well, Hyde just left at a leisurly leisurely pace), Red and Kitty are left alone in the living room.



--> '''Kitty''': Oh no... this ''is'' crap! *turns off the tv*

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--> '''Kitty''': Oh no... this ''is'' crap! *turns off the tv*TV*



--> '''Red''': Oh, why didnt I discipline you?

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--> '''Red''': Oh, why didnt didn't I discipline you?



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_pzfn0dH4 Here's...probably the funniest moment from Season One]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_pzfn0dH4 Here's...probably the funniest moment from Season One]]One:



-->'''Fez''': (leans over the seat) Do it, Red, do it!



-->'''Eric''': Hyde, Fez, my girlfriend ''has bad taste''

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-->'''Eric''': Hyde, Fez, my girlfriend ''has bad taste''taste''.



** We see a possible future where Eric is dressed like Bob, complete with huge black afro.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c903OTL_0pU Also in the same episode]], the ''WesternAnimation/SuperFriends'' fantasy sequence, with Red as [[UsefulNotes/LexLuthor Dr. Bald]]:
-->'''Red:''' Greetings, super dumbasses. Any minute now, my army of alien zombies will be inva-- good lord, that is an ugly ring! Hey, alien zombies, get a load of that ring!



* In the episode 'Eric's Panties', Donna finds a pair of panties on the Vista Cruiser, [[MistakenForCheating and is convinced that Eric is cheating on her with another woman]]. So, she goes off to the Hub to confront Eric of the matter. Shelly, the girl Donna suspects to be said girl, denies and leaves. Eric then says that he has no idea who the panties belong to... Midge, Donna's mom, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XCtZmhWXLM comes rushing in afterwards]] ([[AutoErotica guess where she and Bob had sex a short while ago...]]):

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* In the episode 'Eric's Panties', Donna finds a pair of panties on in the Vista Cruiser, [[MistakenForCheating and is convinced that Eric is cheating on her with another woman]]. So, she goes off to the Hub to confront Eric of the matter. Shelly, the girl Donna suspects to be said girl, denies and leaves. Eric then says that he has no idea who the panties belong to... Midge, Donna's mom, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XCtZmhWXLM comes rushing in afterwards]] ([[AutoErotica guess where she and Bob had sex a short while ago...]]):



** In TheStinger, they find that Bob left ''his'' tighty-whities in the Vista Cruiser too. Everyone's squicked out, and Hyde suggests calling a priest.



* Whatever ever you do, don't give Fez the amaretto. No matter how much it tastes like liquid candy...

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* Whatever ever you do, don't give Fez the amaretto. No matter how much it tastes like liquid candy...



* In one episode the Foremans are throwing a barbecue and Eric comes up with a series of plans to embarrass Donna's then boyfriend Casey Kelso, which leads to Hyde comparing him to Daffy Duck.

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* In one episode the Foremans Formans are throwing a barbecue and Eric comes up with a series of plans to embarrass Donna's then boyfriend Casey Kelso, which leads to Hyde comparing him to Daffy Duck.



** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjvbcb3O15E What makes it even funnier is the reaction of the audience]]






* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9sfAP20JuQ The Superhero Fantasy]]
-->'''Red as villainous [[ComicBook/LexLuthor "Dr. Bald"]]:''' Greetings, Super Dumbasses!



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4ePx6rQxmY God, what did you have for breakfast this morning, Carnation Instant Bitch ?]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4ePx6rQxmY God, what did you have for breakfast this morning, Carnation Instant Bitch ?]]Bitch?]]



* In the episode where Kitty and Red chaperone the guys as they visit The University Of Wisconsin, Kitty breaks Kelso's irritating electronic football game. In the credit sequence, Kelso shows up with a note from "his parents" asking him to replace it.

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* In the episode where Kitty and Red chaperone the guys as they visit The the University Of Wisconsin, Kitty breaks Kelso's irritating electronic football game. In the credit sequence, Kelso shows up with a note from "his parents" asking him to replace it.



--> '''Eric''': Look at the symptoms. Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair... Oh, Dad, I think you have Menopause!

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--> '''Eric''': Look at the symptoms. Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair... Oh, Dad, Uh-oh, Dad.... I think you have Menopause!menopause.



** What actually happened is pretty funny as well: Jackie and Hyde are the only ones watching "The Price Is Right" and they're both incredibly bored. It takes only a few moments for them to suddenly kiss...and it escalates into making out when a woman bids one dollar.

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** What actually happened is pretty funny as well: Jackie and Hyde are the only ones watching "The Price Is Right" ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' and they're both incredibly bored. It takes only a few moments for them to suddenly kiss...and it escalates into making out when a woman bids one dollar.



* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to seem attracted to her.]]

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* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to seem attracted to her.]]
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* The ProWrestlingEpisode where the gang heads to a wrestling show in another town, and meet Rocky Johnson (played by Johnson's ludicrously successful son TheRock) and gets his autograph. Johnson talks about how he hopes to one day have a son who becomes a sports entertainment megastar, to Eric and Red's baffled reaction. This serves as a time period joke as well, since, while popular at the time, pro wrestling had a bit of a dubious reputation, and wouldn't become a mainstream source of entertainment until Vince [=McMahon=] took the WWE national ten years later.

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* The ProWrestlingEpisode where the gang heads to a wrestling show in another town, and meet Rocky Johnson (played by Johnson's ludicrously successful son TheRock) Wrestling/TheRock) and gets his autograph. Johnson talks about how he hopes to one day have a son who becomes a sports entertainment megastar, to Eric and Red's baffled reaction. This serves as a time period joke as well, since, while popular at the time, pro wrestling had a bit of a dubious reputation, and wouldn't become a mainstream source of entertainment until Vince [=McMahon=] took the WWE national ten years later.
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** Donna gave herself away by telling Eric to "make an evening out of it" next time with music and candles. After she storms off in embarrassment, he sniffs one of her scented candles and then takes it with him when he goes home.



* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to seem attracted to her.]]

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* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to seem attracted to her.]]]]
* No one believes Kelso had sex with the hot librarian, Brooke, at a concert and she even denies it when asked, as that's not her usual scene and she doesn't want it attached to her reputation. When she later finds him in the basement and says she needs to talk to him about that night, he has her wait while he shouts "burn!" at everyone in the house. Then we find out what she came for.
-->'''Kelso:''' We totally did it!
-->'''Brooke:''' Michael, I just found out I'm pregnant.
-->'''Kelso:''' [stands shocked for a moment, then turns and walks away] I never touched her!
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-->'''Kitty''': [[Main/AccidentalInnuendo Do the breasts look too big?]]

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-->'''Kitty''': [[Main/AccidentalInnuendo I'm worried we don't have enough chicken for dinner tonight. [[AccidentalInnuendo Do the these breasts look too big?]]big enough]]?
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* Let's not forget the moment that crosses over into Ho-Yay territory also in the second episode. When Kitty is having her Dream Spot about what could go wrong at Eric's party, Donna and Jackie ask who wants to give Eric a "venereal disease" (she's a nurse remember?)it cuts over to Hyde and Kelso, and Hyde has his hand up as a volunteer! Looks like Kitty might be an accidental Shipper On Deck

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* Let's not forget the moment that crosses over into Ho-Yay territory also in the second episode. When Kitty is having her Dream Spot about what could go wrong at Eric's party, Donna and Jackie ask who wants to give Eric a "venereal disease" (she's a nurse remember?)it nurse, remember?) it cuts over to Hyde and Kelso, and Hyde has his hand up as a volunteer! Looks like Kitty might be an accidental Shipper On Deck
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* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to sound attracted to her.]]

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* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to sound seem attracted to her.]]
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* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to sound attracted to her]].

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* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to sound attracted to her]].her.]]
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* The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to sound attracted to her.

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* [[http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTuSS5zu6c The Excuses Red makes to get out of trouble with Kitty as Pam's presence causes him to sound attracted to her.her]].
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** The episode also serves as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the two of them, and it's pretty [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Heartwarming]] to see one of the rare moments where Red is proud of Eric and expresses it.

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** The episode also serves as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for the two of them, and it's pretty [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Heartwarming]] SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}} to see one of the rare moments where Red is proud of Eric and expresses it.



* May double as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming depending on how aware Leo was. Fez needs money to buy new shoes, so he goes to work at Leo's photo hut. As he's fired due to being too efficient, he complains:

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* May double as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} depending on how aware Leo was. Fez needs money to buy new shoes, so he goes to work at Leo's photo hut. As he's fired due to being too efficient, he complains:
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** After everyone else storms off (well, Hyde just left at a leisurly pace), Red and Kitty are left alone in the living room.
--> '''Red''': Finally, now I can enjoy the show in peace *beat* Oh this is crap! *storms off too*
** Kitty has an ImagineSpot where the Foremans (Hyde included) have their own variety show like the Brady's, where Eric and Hyde cheerfully tell Kitty they cant take part of the show because they're running away due to Red having made living at home unbearable, and Red, equally cheerfully, just claps and wanders offscreen. Finally, it cuts back to the real world, where Kitty is trying to watch the actual show.
--> '''Kitty''': Oh no... this ''is'' crap! *turns off the tv*
** When Red tries to justify his draconian discipline, he says that if he isnt strict enough, Eric might grow up bad. Cue another ImagineSpot where Eric comes down to breakfast dressed in full GeneSimmons ''KISS'' regalia.
--> '''Red''': Oh, why didnt I discipline you?
--> '''Kiss!Eric''': Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

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* In the Halloween episode when Hyde finds out Eric hurt his reputation Jackie insults Hyde unintentionally and Hyde almost says her middle name She then took a rolled up newspaper and proceeded to beat the living hell out of Hyde with it

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* In the Halloween episode when Hyde finds out Eric hurt his reputation Jackie insults Hyde unintentionally and Hyde almost says her middle name She then took a rolled up newspaper and proceeded to beat the living hell out of Hyde with it it.
* In "Water Tower", after Kelso falls off the water tower and injures himself, Eric goes to wake up Kitty (since she's a nurse)... and walks on her having sex with Red.
-->'''Eric:''' ''(coming down the stairs)'' Okay, let's go. Everybody hop in the car and let's go now.
-->'''Kelso:''' Where's your mom?
-->'''Eric:''' SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!
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* Some of the earlier [[ImagineSpot Imagine Spots]] have characters lip-synching lines that are added later in the episode. It can either match up well or look very out of place and the lack of such consistency makes it even funnier.z

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* Some of the earlier [[ImagineSpot Imagine Spots]] have characters lip-synching lines that are added later in the episode. It can either match up well or look very out of place and the lack of such consistency makes it even funnier.z
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* While trying to steal a street sign to give to Hyde for his 18th birthday, the gang sends Kelso to steal a hacksaw from Red. The best thing about this scene in the growing misplaced confidence Kelso gets with Red as his lie gets even dumber. Also doubles as FunnyBackgroundEvent as Eric and Donna sneak in mid scene.

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* While trying to steal a street sign to give to Hyde for his 18th birthday, the gang sends Kelso to steal a hacksaw from Red. The best thing about this scene in is the growing misplaced confidence Kelso gets with Red as his lie gets even dumber. Also doubles as FunnyBackgroundEvent as Eric and Donna sneak in mid scene.
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--> '''Kelso''': Red! Hey! You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. (beat) Okay. That's....See, uh I needed, uh, to borrow your saw, because I need to....chop down a tree.

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--> '''Kelso''': Red! Hey! You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. (beat) Okay. That's....See, uh See I needed, uh, to borrow your saw, because I need to....to chop down a tree.



--> '''Kelso''': Because there's something stuck in it. An animal, a rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's eggs.

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--> '''Kelso''': Because Because, there's something stuck in it. An animal, a rabbit. There's a rabbit rabbit, stuck in a tree tree, and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's eggs.



--> '''Red''': Kelso! Rabbits don't ...How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?

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--> '''Red''': Kelso! Rabbits don't ...don't... How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?



--> '''Kelso''': Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. Did you know he hit a cow?

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--> '''Kelso''': Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. Did you You know he hit a cow?
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--> '''Red''': (''grunts at Kelso''(

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--> '''Red''': (''grunts at Kelso''((''walks up behind Kelso and grunts loudly'')

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* While trying to steal a street sign to give to Hyde for his 18th birthday, the gang sends Kelso to steal a hacksaw from Red. The best thing about this scene in the growing misplaced confidence Kelso gets with Red as his lie gets even dumber. Also doubles as FunnyBackgroundEvent as Eric and Donna sneak in mid scene.
--> '''Kelso''': (''fumbling around in Red's tool cabinet'')
--> '''Red''': (''grunts at Kelso''(
--> '''Kelso''': Red! Hey! You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. (beat) Okay. That's....See, uh I needed, uh, to borrow your saw, because I need to....chop down a tree.
--> '''Red''': (''stares at Kelso like he's an idiot'')
--> '''Kelso''': Because there's something stuck in it. An animal, a rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's eggs.
--> '''Red''': (''stares at Kelso like he's an even bigger idiot'')
--> '''Red''': Kelso! Rabbits don't ...How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
--> '''Kelso''': Uh, Eric threw it up there.
--> '''Red''' (''staring at Kelso like he's the biggest moron on Earth''): Eric threw a rabbit ''up a tree?!''
--> '''Kelso''': Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. Did you know he hit a cow?



* While trying to steal a street sign to give to Hyde for his 18th birthday, the gang sends Kelso to steal a hacksaw from Red.
--> '''Red''': Kelso! What are you doing?
--> '''Kelso''': I need a saw so I can...chop down a tree. Because there's a rabbit stuck in it. And I need to get it down so it can lay its eggs.
--> '''Red''': Kelso! Rabbits don't lay...How did a rabbit get up a tree?
--> '''Kelso''': Eric threw it up there.
--> '''Red''': Eric...threw a rabbit...''up a tree?!''
** Also from the same episode Kelso tries to bring the sign down with a firecracker. When the firecracker turns out to be a dud, he puts it in his jacket pocket. It then [[BrickJoke later explodes in his pocket]].
*** Equally hilarious is the exchange where Kelso and Eric argue about who should check if the firecracker is a dud:
--> '''Kelso:''' You're like, super skinny, if it blows up, you've got the best chance of [[BuffySpeak having stuff not hit you]]
--> '''Eric:''' But on the other hand, no one would be surprised if ''you'' blew yourself up.
--> '''[[TheDitz Kelso]]:''' That's true.
** Or when he ties a rope to the signpost and then to his van's bumper to pull it down. Instead, [[EpicFail the bumper comes off]]. Bonus because he wouldn't allow the simple method of standing on his van to reach the sign because he was afraid they'd damage it.

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* While trying to steal a street sign to give to Hyde for his 18th birthday, the gang sends Kelso to steal a hacksaw from Red.
--> '''Red''': Kelso! What are you doing?
--> '''Kelso''': I need a saw so I can...chop down a tree. Because there's a rabbit stuck in it. And I need to get it down so it can lay its eggs.
--> '''Red''': Kelso! Rabbits don't lay...How did a rabbit get up a tree?
--> '''Kelso''': Eric threw it up there.
--> '''Red''': Eric...threw a rabbit...''up a tree?!''
** Also from the same episode Kelso tries to bring the sign down with a firecracker. When the firecracker turns out to be a dud, he puts it in his jacket pocket. It then [[BrickJoke later explodes in his pocket]].
*** Equally hilarious is the exchange where Kelso and Eric argue about who should check if the firecracker is a dud:
--> '''Kelso:''' You're like, super skinny, if it blows up, you've got the best chance of [[BuffySpeak having stuff not hit you]]
--> '''Eric:''' But on the other hand, no one would be surprised if ''you'' blew yourself up.
--> '''[[TheDitz Kelso]]:''' That's true.
** Or when he ties a rope to the signpost and then to his van's bumper to pull it down. Instead, [[EpicFail the bumper comes off]]. Bonus because he wouldn't allow the simple method of standing on his van to reach the sign because he was afraid they'd damage it.
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* The ProWrestlingEpisode where the gang heads to a wrestling show in another town, and meet RockyJohnson (played by Johnson's ludicruously successfull son TheRock) and gets his autograph. Johnson talks about how he hopes to one day have a son who becomes a sports entertainment megastar, to Eric and Red's baffled reaction. This serves as a time period joke as well, since, while popular at the time, pro wrestling had a bit of a dubious reputation, and wouldnt become a mainstream source of entertainment until Vince McMahon took the WWE national ten years later.

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* The ProWrestlingEpisode where the gang heads to a wrestling show in another town, and meet RockyJohnson Rocky Johnson (played by Johnson's ludicruously successfull ludicrously successful son TheRock) and gets his autograph. Johnson talks about how he hopes to one day have a son who becomes a sports entertainment megastar, to Eric and Red's baffled reaction. This serves as a time period joke as well, since, while popular at the time, pro wrestling had a bit of a dubious reputation, and wouldnt wouldn't become a mainstream source of entertainment until Vince McMahon [=McMahon=] took the WWE national ten years later.
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——— In the Halloween episode when Hyde finds out Eric hurt his reputation Jackie insults Hyde unintentionally and Hyde almost says her middle name She then took a rolled up newspaper and proceeded to beat the living hell out of Hyde with it

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——— * In the Halloween episode when Hyde finds out Eric hurt his reputation Jackie insults Hyde unintentionally and Hyde almost says her middle name She then took a rolled up newspaper and proceeded to beat the living hell out of Hyde with it
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-->'''Kitty:''' My God, he was in love with you and you ''still'' couldn't pass?

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-->'''Kitty:''' My God, he God Laurie, the man was in love with you and you ''still'' couldn't pass?
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-->'''Kelso:''' I can't believe Jackie rejected me.
-->'''Fez:''' I know. She wouldn't even go out with me when I asked.
-->'''Kelso:''' Yea! And that's surprising, cause yer a good looking dude!
-->'''Fez (smiling):''' Right back atcha, Kelso.

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-->'''Kelso:''' I can't believe Jackie rejected choose (Chip) him over me.
-->'''Fez:''' I know. She wouldn't even go out with Or me when I asked.
for that me matter.
-->'''Kelso:''' Yea! And that's surprising, true, cause yer a good looking dude!
guy!
-->'''Fez (smiling):''' Right back atcha, Kelso. You're lashes go out for miles.
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-->'''Leo:''' Hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash, I don't like big brother gettin' into my business, you dig.
-->'''Hyde:''' Don't want the government messing with your business?
-->'''Leo:''' No, literally, my big brother. He's always mooching off me.

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-->'''Leo:''' Hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash, I don't like big brother gettin' getting into my business, you dig.
-->'''Hyde:''' Don't want -->'''Hyde:''' Man, keeping the government messing out of it. I'm so with your business?
you.
-->'''Leo:''' No, literally, my big brother. brother, man. He's always mooching off me.hitting me up for money.

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