History Funny / Thanksgiving2023

** Carver leaves [[spoiler:his]] mask on an oven to check the temperature, and puts the melted remains back on, taking a moment to admire [[spoiler:himself]] in the mirror. You can almost hear [[spoiler:him]] thinking "''yeah, I make this look good''".

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[[caption-width-right:1000:Come get your waffle irons! They're a deal to die for! [[note]]This is a placeholder for the time being.[[/note]]]]

* While it's an extremely dark scene overall, there's something amusing about ''waffle irons'' being the must have item that Black Friday shoppers turn into a vicious, screeching mob over.
** One of those leading the charge for the precious waffle irons is a stereotypical teenage jock who beams with pride at successfully getting the crowd to storm the building.
** One man is so determined to get one that he prioritizes it over the fact that he's bleeding out from a neck wound. He even clutches to as he dies... at which point another person takes it, not phased at all by his death.

* After being abducted during the parade attack, Kathleen wakes up... to find the Carver pottering around a kitchen in an apron, ''and'' his mask and hat! Seems [[spoiler: Newlon]] was ''really'' committed to the bit. Not to mention that - with his black and masked costume - the scene could evoke memories of V from ''V for Vendetta'' doing the same thing... except just not on an actual human.
** Carver leaves [[spoiler: his]] mask on an oven to check the temperature, and puts the melted remains back on, taking to moment to admire [[spoiler: himself]] in the mirror. You can almost hear [[spoiler: him]] thinking "''yeah, I make this look good''".

* During the attack in the school, Jessica manages to give the Carver the slip. Upon hearing something in the makeup room, the Carver does a weirdly adorable twirl with his axe, like he was thinking ''oh no, where could you possibly be? I haven't a clue in the world''.

** Carver leaves [[spoiler: his]] mask on an oven to check the temperature, and puts the melted remains back on, taking to moment to admire [[spoiler: himself]] in the mirror. You can almost hear [[spoiler: him]] thinking ''yeah, I make this look good''.

* After killing Manny, the Carver proves himself to not be a total monster by taking the time to feed Manny's pet cat and even gives it some head pats before leaving.
** The build up to it features Carver easily killing Manny and is ready to leave with his severed head, only to hear the cat meowing and looking right at it just watching him on a counter. Almost like he legit forgot the animal was there in the midst of violently killing his target.

-->'''Labelle''': What's your first name?\\
'''Scuba''': Claude.\\
'''Labelle''': ...Yeah, Scuba's better.

** To go along with it, [[spoiler:after Kathleen finally dies from being cooked alive in the oven, [[BlackComedy the turkey temperature popper in her arm pops up right on cue]] [[SmashCut before cutting to the next scene.]]]]

** One man is so determined to get one that he prioritizes it over the fact that he's bleeding out from a neck wound. He even clutches to as he dies...at which point another person takes it, not phased at all by his death.

-->'''Labelle''': What's your first name?
-->'''Scuba''': Claude.
-->'''Labelle''': ...Yeah, Scuba's better.

* Evan bullies a scrawnier, nerdier student into doing his Thanksgiving writing assignment and refuses to pay him for it. Said student gives him a pretty eloquently written paper about the relationship that the Wampanoag tribe have with Thanksgiving. After reading it in class, the teacher says she couldn't have written it better herself...except that she ''did'', as it was actually stolen from her own blog.

** To go along with it, [[spoiler:after Kathleen finally dies from being cooked alive in the oven, [[BlackHumor the turkey temperature popper in her arm pops up right on cue]] [[SmashCut before cutting to the next scene.]]]]

* "Now is that any way to thank Kathleen? She's been [[ExactWords cooking]] all day!"

** The build up to it features Carver easily killing Manny, only to hear the cat meowing and looking right at it just watching him. Almost like he forgot the animal was there in the midst of violently killing his target.

* After killing Manny, the Carver proves himself to not be a total monster by taking the time to feed Manny's pet cat and even gives it some head pats before leaving.

* Evan bullies a scrawnier, nerdier student into doing his Thanksgiving writing assignment and refuses to pay him for it. Said student gives him a pretty eloquently written paper about the relationship that the Wampanoag tribe have with Thanksgiving. After reading it in class, the teacher says she couldn't have written it better herself...except that she ''did'', as it was actually stolen from her own blog.

** When Scuba goes to [=McCarty=] for a gun to use for defense from John Carver, he is off-put by all the {{Hand Cannon}}s that [=McCarty=] keeps offering, asking if he has any "human-sized guns".

* Scuba only has his nickname because his last name is the rather unusual [[PunnyName Dybing]], meaning it's a rather random scuba diving pun in-universe too.

* There's something darkly amusing about ''waffle irons'' being the must have item that Black Friday shoppers to turn into a vicious, screeching mob over.
* Scuba only has his nickname because his last name is the rather unusual [[PunnyName Dybing]], meaning it's a rather random scuba diving pun in-universe too.
* Evan bullies a scrawnier, nerdier student into doing his Thanksgiving writing assignment and refuses to pay him for it. Said student gives him a pretty eloquently written paper about the relationship that the Wampanoag tribe have with Thanksgiving. After reading it in class, the teacher says she couldn't have written it better herself...except that she ''did'', as it was actually stolen from her own blog.

* Scuba only has his nickname because his last name is the rather unusual [[PunnyName Dybing]], meaning it's a rather random scuba diving pun in-universe too.