History Funny / Terminator2JudgmentDay

*** In the script, John said "Sorry" to the guard as they drive pass him.

** The entire fight scene in the bar is hilarious and awesome, from the main biker's confusion at the T-800 [[NoSell not reacting at all to being burned with a cigar]] to him being thrown across the entire bar, into the kitchen, and [[KillItWithFire onto a hot stovetop]], to another biker smashing a pool cue against the T-800's head and being flung out through the front window, to a knife being driven into the T-800's chest ([[BackstabBackfire and promptly used to pin its wielder to the pool table]]), to every other biker in the bar backing away.

* While the protagonists are escaping from the mental hospital in the hijacked police car, the T-800 performs an OffhandBackhand with his shotgun to get the T-1000 off their backs, with the assistance of the rear view mirror, all while still driving the squad car.

** And after snatching the bartender's rifle, the Terminator helps itself to the guy's sunglasses. Keep in mind this whole scene was [[SunglassesatNight at night]], so [[RuleOfCool wearing sunglasses while riding a motorcycle would seem a bit conspicuous.]]

** Then, upon arriving at the hospital, after a guard tells John and the Terminator that the psychiatric hospital's visiting hours are "10 to 4, Monday to Friday", the Terminator [[KneeCapping shoots him at the knee]]. John is not pleased.
--->'''John:''' What the hell are you doing?!\\
'''Guard:''' You son of a bitch! You shot me!\\
** The Terminator then breaks the window and opens the hospital gate, returning to John with this gem: "[[ExactWords He'll live]]."

--->'''John:''' What the hell are you doing?\\

The Terminator then breaks the window and opens the hospital gate, returning to John with this gem:
--->[[ExactWords He'll live]].

'''John:''' Listen to me very carefully, okay? You're not a Terminator anymore. Alright?\\

'''John:''' ''You got that?'' You can't just go around killing people!\\

'''John:''' Because you just can't.

'''Terminator:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Why?

-->'''John:''' What the hell are you doing?\\

-->[[ExactWords He'll live]].

** Then, upon arriving at the hospital, after a guard tells John and the Terminator that the psychiatric hospital's visiting hours are "10 to 4, Monday to Friday", the Terminator [[KneeCap shoots him at the knee]]. John is not pleased.

** To elaborate, the T-1000 kills Todd after the later is shouting at the dog Rex constantly barking and drinking milk out of the carton. The T-1000 (disguised as Janette) gives him a noticeably annoyed look before casually shifting the phone to its other hand and transforming its arm into a blade to punch through the milk carton and Todd's head.

-->The Terminator then breaks the window and opens the hospital gate, returning to John with this gem:

*** The Terminator then breaks the window and opens the hospital gate, returning to John with this gem:

--> '''John:''' Now you gotta promise you won't kill anyone, right?
--> '''Terminator:''' Right.
--> '''John:''' You swear?
--> '''Terminator:''' What?
--> '''John:''' Just put up your right hand and say "I swear I won't kill anyone."
--> '''Terminator:''' (parrots) [[{{Adorkable}} I swear I will not kill anybody.]]
** Then, [[GilliganCut basically a few minutes later]], [[LoopholeAbuse The Terminator shoots a guard in the legs]]. His explanation to John?
--> '''Terminator:''' [[ExactWords He'll live]].
** In the script, John said "Sorry" to the guard as they drive pass him.

* After John finds out [[spoiler: the terminator does whatever he says]] he asks him to stand on one leg. The scene follows with him standing on one leg whilst talking to some guys, until John quietly says "Put your leg down" out of the corner of his mouth.

* When the Connors are planning to flee to Mexico, the Terminator sees a baby, then picks it up and looks at it ''like he has no idea what it is''.

** This also subtly foreshadows some of the events in T4: leave it to [=SkyNet=] to be such a SmugSnake that it would program its killing machine to go silently ''[[EvilGloating taunting]]'' one of its worst enemies before terminating her.
** As much as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome it is, one can't help but giggle at the scene immediately afterwards. After the T-800 comes in and fires one last grenade into the T-1000, the latter snaps his head up to the former with an expression that can only be summed up with ''"[[OhCrap holy fucking shit I'm gonna die]]"''.

* The bar scene in the beginning, the female patrons [[FemaleGaze looks down]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp5KTSaFhY0 and is duly impressed.]] Apparently, the T-800 is [[BiggerIsBetterInBed rather well-endowed]].

** Followed by the bartender confronting him with a shotgun in the parking lot. What line did the T-800 cross to inspire this man to go up against him? [[SeriousBusiness He was about to steal someone's bike.]] The instant the T-800 snatches the gun out of his hands, he looks as if he's about to wet his pants.
** And after snatching the bartender's rifle, the Terminator helps himself to the guy's sunglasses. Keep in mind this whole scene was at night, so [[RuleOfCool wearing sunglasses while riding a motorcycle would seem a bit conspicuous.]]
** A meta example: while filming the bar scene, a female passerby walked in on the set with Arnold in only his boxers. When she asked what was going on, Arnie replied that it was "male strippers' night". This becomes HilariousInHindsight in ''Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines'' when the T-800 walks into a bar that held a male stripper show.

* "Come on, man! You ''can't'' leave the desk like that!"

** As much as a CrowningMomentofAwesome it is, one can't help but giggle at the scene immediately afterwards. After the T-800 comes in and fires one last grenade into the T-1000, the latter snaps his head up to the former with an expression that can only be summed up with ''"[[OhCrap holy fucking shit I'm gonna die]]"''.

'''John''': Uh, [[HowManyAllOfThem all of 'em]], I think.

* Shortly before giving the no-killing order, John yells at the T-800 to put his gun down after nearly blowing away a man's head with it. The T-800 complies by calmly turning and placing it on the ground.

* Shortly before giving the no-killing order, John yells at the T-800 to put his gun down after he nearly kills a man with it. The T-800 complies by calmly placing it on the ground.

* A meta example: while filming the bar scene, a female passerby walked in on the set with Arnold in only his boxers. When she asked what was going on, Arnie replied that it was "male strippers' night". This becomes HilariousInHindsight in ''Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines'' when the T-800 walks into a bar that held a male stripper show.

* In ''T2 3-D: Battle Across Time'', when a T-800 takes John to the future, one of the highlights is John screaming orders to the T-800 while being chased by an HK. The T-800 quips with "John, you're not helping.

* After [[DestinationDefenestration throwing the T-800 through a window]] at the mall, the T-1000 does a DoubleTake at the [[{{Foreshadowing}} shiny, silver, smooth, featureless shop window dummy]] before leaving, as if to say "[[NotSoStoic okay, that looks pretty neat]]".