Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
*** And Kat's answer to that: "Well, then tell them I had a seisure". The completely nonchalant way it's said by Kat to encourage her father to commit ''fraud''. And also because the word "seizure" is sometimes used not in is original, purely medical meaning, but as in "hissy fit"--which suits Kat's character well.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 66 (click to see context) from:
to:
* Honestly, if you timed all of the jokes - from dialogue to visual gags - in the movie, they average up to around one every 1.5 seconds. That's quality comedy right there.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 44 (click to see context) from:
* "I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"
to:
* "I'm Bianca proving quite unresponsive when Walter tries to give her a lecture.
--> '''Walter:''' This morning, I delivered twins to a [[TeenPregnancy fifteen-year-old girl]]. Do you know what she said to me?
--> '''Bianca:''' I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear acondom?"condom?
--> ''Walter looks impressed against his will and has'' ''[[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy to think for a moment]]''.
--> '''Walter:''' Close...
--> '''Walter:''' This morning, I delivered twins to a [[TeenPregnancy fifteen-year-old girl]]. Do you know what she said to me?
--> '''Bianca:''' I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a
--> ''Walter looks impressed against his will and has'' ''[[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy to think for a moment]]''.
--> '''Walter:''' Close...
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
* Mrs Perky summing up how Kat is referred to.
--> '''Mrs Perky:''' People perceive you as somewhat...
--> '''Kat:''' Tempestuous?
--> '''Mrs Perky:''' 'Heinous bitch' is the term used most often.
** Kat thinks for a moment [[InsultBackfire and grins at that label]].
** She gets to be on the other side of that, as she excuses herself to let Mrs Perky get back to Reginald's "quivering member". The counsellor adds that to the book.
--> '''Mrs Perky:''' People perceive you as somewhat...
--> '''Kat:''' Tempestuous?
--> '''Mrs Perky:''' 'Heinous bitch' is the term used most often.
** Kat thinks for a moment [[InsultBackfire and grins at that label]].
** She gets to be on the other side of that, as she excuses herself to let Mrs Perky get back to Reginald's "quivering member". The counsellor adds that to the book.
Deleted line(s) 22 (click to see context) :
** "I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** Heath suddenly grabbing Julia’s face and making out with her.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 6 (click to see context) from:
** [[OverprotectiveDad "And hell is just a sauna."]]
to:
** [[OverprotectiveDad "And hell is is]] [[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy just a sauna."]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 52 (click to see context) from:
** Takes on a layer of HilariousInHindsight when Heath Ledger would later go on to play TheJoker.
to:
** Takes on a layer of HilariousInHindsight when Heath Ledger would later go on to play TheJoker.ComicBook/TheJoker.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 4 (click to see context) from:
* In Cameron's first scene with Miss Perky, she tells him she's sure Padua won't be any different from the other schools he's attended. Immediately after that line, a series of eggs splat against the window behind her. She carries on talking to Cameron as if nothing happened, save for FlippingTheBird out the window.
to:
* In Cameron's first scene with Miss Perky, she tells him she's sure Padua won't be any different from the other schools he's attended. Immediately after that line, a series of eggs splat something (possibly toilet paper or eggs) splats against the window behind her. She carries on talking to Cameron as if nothing happened, save for FlippingTheBird out the window.
Changed line(s) 8 (click to see context) from:
** "My insurance does not cover PMS!"
to:
** "My ""Whoops"?! My insurance does not cover PMS!"
Changed line(s) 14 (click to see context) from:
* When Patrick turns up late to English class and finds he's not missed much, he just walks away. Mr. Morgan's indignant "Hey, hey!" afterwards is hilarious.
to:
* When Patrick turns up late to English class and finds he's not missed much, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he just walks away.away]]. Mr. Morgan's indignant "Hey, hey!" afterwards is hilarious.
Changed line(s) 21 (click to see context) from:
*** Bratwurst.
to:
*** Bratwurst.''Bratwurst''.
** "I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member."
** "I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 12 (click to see context) from:
* "[[Foreshadowing Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it]]."
to:
* "[[Foreshadowing "[[{{Foreshadowing}} Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it]]."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 4 (click to see context) from:
* In Cameron's first scene with Miss Perky, she tells him she's sure Padua won't be any different from the other schools he's attended. Immediately after that line, something splats against the window behind her. She carries on talking to Cameron as if nothing happened, save for FlippingTheBird out the window.
to:
* In Cameron's first scene with Miss Perky, she tells him she's sure Padua won't be any different from the other schools he's attended. Immediately after that line, something splats a series of eggs splat against the window behind her. She carries on talking to Cameron as if nothing happened, save for FlippingTheBird out the window.
Changed line(s) 12 (click to see context) from:
* "Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."
to:
* "Someday, "[[Foreshadowing Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.it]]."
Added DiffLines:
* When Patrick turns up late to English class and finds he's not missed much, he just walks away. Mr. Morgan's indignant "Hey, hey!" afterwards is hilarious.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 53,54 (click to see context) from:
* "Should you be drinking when you don't have a liver?"
to:
* "Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
!!The Film
Changed line(s) 39 (click to see context) from:
* In an uncharacteristic moment of cartoonishness, when Bianca is practicing archery, she turns and shoots the teacher in the ass, who proceeds to flail around in pain for a while.
to:
* In an uncharacteristic moment of cartoonishness, when Bianca is practicing archery, archery but is interrupted by Joey, she turns and shoots the teacher in the ass, who proceeds to flail around in pain for a while.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 54 (click to see context) from:
!The Series
to:
Changed line(s) 56 (click to see context) from:
->'''Michael:''' Now Joey on the other hand...\\
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 56,57 (click to see context) from:
->Michael: Now Joey on the other hand
->Cameron: (mutters) I keep losing out to that guy.
->Cameron: (mutters) I keep losing out to that guy.
to:
->Cameron: (mutters)
'''Cameron:''' ''(mutters)'' I keep losing out to that guy.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* In Cameron's first scene with Miss Perky, she tells him she's sure Padua won't be any different from the other schools he's attended. Immediately after that line, something splats against the window behind her. She carries on talking to Cameron as if nothing happened, save for FlippingTheBird out the window.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
* During Bogey's party, a conversation Joey is having with Bianca is briefly interrupted by a screaming drunk guy falling past the window next to them.
Changed line(s) 56 (click to see context) from:
----
to:
----
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Switched the names for \"this conversation between Cameron and Michael.\"
Changed line(s) 22,25 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Michael:''' ''(in a sullen tone)'' We're ''screwed.''
-->'''Cameron:''' Hey, no, hey. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you ''upbeat.''
-->'''Michael:''' ''(In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack)'' We're SCREWED!
-->'''Cameron:''' That's better.
-->'''Cameron:''' Hey, no, hey. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you ''upbeat.''
-->'''Michael:''' ''(In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack)'' We're SCREWED!
-->'''Cameron:''' That's better.
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 9 (click to see context) from:
** What makes it even funnier is how perfectly it sums up the inexplicable number of men so desperate to date Bianca, both in the movie and [[TheTamingOfTheShrew the source material]].
to:
** What makes it even funnier is how perfectly it sums up the inexplicable number of men so desperate to date Bianca, both in the movie and [[TheTamingOfTheShrew [[Theatre/TheTamingOfTheShrew the source material]].
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* It's cruel, but Joey pushing Michael to the floor at the prom counts.
* Mr Stratford giving a Death Glare to Joey when he turns up to pick up Bianca on prom night, before promptly slamming the door in his face.
* Mr Stratford giving a Death Glare to Joey when he turns up to pick up Bianca on prom night, before promptly slamming the door in his face.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 46 (click to see context) from:
* "Only if we were the last two people alive. [[BestialityIsDepraved And there were no sheep.]] (''{{Beat}}'') Are there sheep?!?!"
to:
* "Only "Maybe if we were the last two people alive. [[BestialityIsDepraved And there were no sheep.]] (''{{Beat}}'') Are there sheep?!?!"sheep?!?!"
** Also the reactions of the first and last interviewees in that scene. One bursts out laughing. The other ScreamsLikeALittleGirl.
** Also the reactions of the first and last interviewees in that scene. One bursts out laughing. The other ScreamsLikeALittleGirl.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** Prior to that, Kat yells, "Remove head from sphincter, ''then'' drive!"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 51 (click to see context) from:
->Caneron: (mutters) I keep losing out to that guy.
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 22,25 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Michael:''' (in a sullen tone) "We're screwed."
-->'''Cameron:''' "I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude."
-->'''Michael:''' (In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're SCREWED!"
-->'''Cameron:''' "That's better."
-->'''Cameron:''' "I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude."
-->'''Michael:''' (In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're SCREWED!"
-->'''Cameron:''' "That's better."
to:
-->'''Michael:''' (in ''(in a sullen tone) "We're screwed."
tone)'' We're ''screwed.''
-->'''Cameron:'''"I Hey, no, hey. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude."
attitude. I want to hear you ''upbeat.''
-->'''Michael:'''(In ''(In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're SCREWED!"
crack)'' We're SCREWED!
-->'''Cameron:'''"That's That's better."
-->'''Cameron:'''
-->'''Michael:'''
-->'''Cameron:'''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 21 (click to see context) from:
* (In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're SCREWED!"
to:
-->'''Michael:''' (in a sullen tone) "We're screwed."
-->'''Cameron:''' "I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude."
-->'''Michael:''' (In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're
-->'''Cameron:''' "That's better."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 6 (click to see context) from:
* "My insurance does not cover PMS!"
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 4 (click to see context) from:
* [[OverprotectiveDad "And hell is just a sauna."]]
to:
** "My momma didn't raise no fool."
Deleted line(s) 20 (click to see context) :
* "My momma didn't raise no fool."
Changed line(s) 26 (click to see context) from:
* "Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."
to:
* [[SarcasmMode "Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby.""]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 10 (click to see context) from:
* Kat's 'Plan' for distracting the other soccer team.
to:
* Kat's 'Plan' '[[DistractedByTheSexy The Plan]]' for distracting the other soccer team.
Changed line(s) 12 (click to see context) from:
** "Now that I've shown you... '[[DistractedByTheSexy The Plan]]'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
to:
** "Now that I've shown you... '[[DistractedByTheSexy The Plan]]'...'The Plan'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 12 (click to see context) from:
** "Now that I've shown you... '[[DistractedBySexy The Plan]]'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
to:
** "Now that I've shown you... '[[DistractedBySexy '[[DistractedByTheSexy The Plan]]'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 12 (click to see context) from:
** "Now that I've shown you... 'The Plan'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
to:
** "Now that I've shown you... 'The Plan'...'[[DistractedBySexy The Plan]]'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 3,4 (click to see context) from:
* "Stop... Turn... Explain."
* "And hell is just a sauna."
* "And hell is just a sauna."
to:
* [[PapaWolf "Stop... Turn... Explain."
"]]
* [[OverprotectiveDad "And hell is just a sauna.""]]
* [[OverprotectiveDad "And hell is just a sauna.
