History Funny / TemporalAnomaly

** And the to add the cherry on top, the one whose making it is ''[[ArrogantKungFuGuy Souji Tendou]]'', and his sisters, [[GenkiGirl Jyuka]] and Hiyori. This, naturally, results in some amusing banter between the group.

* The section Zero drinking a whole bottle of ale while hanging around Mikhal.

** And the to add the cherry on top, the one whose making it is ''[[ArrogantKungFuGuy Souji Tendou]]'', and his sisters, [[GenkiGirl Jyuka]] and [[GrumpyBear Hiyori]]. This, naturally, results in some amusing banter between the group.

'''Sougo''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So you ''have'' heard of me!]]

'''One''': [[NotHelpingYourCase And all too predictable as well.]]

'''Male One''': [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} ...Are my toes really that different from each other?]]\\

--> '''Zero''': Who the hell are you?" The woman growled, much to his visible amusement.\\
'''Sougo''': Thank you for asking. I am Sougo Tokiwa, but many know me as the great Ohma Zi-O!"\\
'''Zero''': ...Who?"\\

--> '''Four''': Zero? ''Five?!'' What are you—Oh, I see how it is. You joined with Zero like the traitor you are. She tries to kill us all for power, and you join her?! Or do you just want to kill me that badly?!"\\

** One clearly being insulted when Sougo suggests she learns something from one of her sisters.
---> '''One''': And which sister of mine are you referring to? [[BigScrewedUpFamily The one who’s greed knows no bounds? The one who has only recently learned to be properly honest with herself and those around her? The one who's asleep half of the time we interact? The one who has just awoken from a self-inflicted coma? Or are you suggesting that I take up the lothesome habits of that traitorous sister who was happily willing to slaughter her own flesh and blood prior to encountering you?]]\\

--> '''Zero''': Who the hell are you?" The woman growled, much to his visible amusement.

--> '''Sougo''': Thank you for asking. I am Sougo Tokiwa, but many know me as the great Ohma Zi-O!"

--> '''Zero''': ...Who?"

--> '''Sougo''': ...Ah, I apologize for my poor choice of words, it has been quite a while since I have had to remind my soon-to-be-subjects just who I am. What I meant to say was this: I am your new overlord, so, if you bow now and pledge your unyielding servitude to me, I will not have to kill you and waste such a beautiful face.

--> '''Zero''': Bite my ass, idiot. You can't rule if I kill you!

--> '''Sougo''': Funny. Those soldiers from before said the same thing right before I wiped them from existence.

--> '''Zero''': Let me guess, you can transform and shoot bats out of your hands.

--> '''Sougo''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So you ''have'' heard of me!]]

--> '''Dito''': Don't you want to shop for more clothes? Maybe find a shirt that'll barely cover your top, or just some pasties? That way I can… [[BlatantLies ugh…]] really find it hard to keep my hands off.

--> '''Five''': Oooooooorrrrrr, you could come up here and fuck my ass before I get dressed, like a real man!

--> '''Dito''': Oooooooorrrrrr, I could loosen you up a bit with one of your other worn-down toys first.

--> '''Five''': Come on, you know my ass can just slurp your cock up like it's nothing. [[IRejectYourReality I know how much you love it!]]

--> '''Dito''': Ugh… horny bitch…

--> '''Sougo''': Is she always like this?

--> '''Dito''': All the time. It's always 'fuck me in the ass,' or 'let me suck your cock,' or 'eat this disgusting food so your cum tastes better.' It's so annoying!

--> '''Five''': Not all the time. Some of the guards and handmaids ''almost'' put you to shame. Too bad none of them have your stamina… or are so cute I could just eat! Them! ''Up!''

--> '''Four''': Zero? ''Five?!'' What are you—Oh, I see how it is. You joined with Zero like the traitor you are. She tries to kill us all for power, and you join her?! Or do you just want to kill me that badly?!"

--> '''Five''': Of course not! I would never want to hurt my cute older sister, not as long as I still have love in my heart for my own flesh and blood!

--> '''Zero''': [[IncestSubtext Love for laying her down in bed, you mean?]]

--> '''Four''': Don't say that about Five! Even for all of her faults, unlike you, she would never stoop to such disgusting—"

--> '''Five''': [[ExcellentJudgeOfCharacter Oh, she's completely right.]] Who better than your own dear, experienced sister to reveal the pleasures of such intimate love?

--> '''Four''': You are both filthy! Disgusting! Perverts! That was supposed to be a magical moment, and you… and you soiled it! Memory and all!

--> '''Zero''': Not as bad as you soiled the bed. [[TheImmodestOrgasm I don't think I've seen a whore squirt quite that much.]]

--> '''Octa''': I-I'm certain it will not come to that, not under my watch! Everyone here sees you as a savior, and—.

--> '''Sougo''': Save it. The Intoners are already sufficient enough at it, so I don't need yet another person falling to their knees and sucking my dick needlessly.

--> '''One''': Has he actually managed to satisfy your endless appetite Five?
--> '''Five''': All that and ''more'', dear big sister of mine. And if you're looking for more ''intimate'' details, well... Then all I can say is that you must give him a try yourself!
--> '''One''': ''(smirking)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll If all goes right on this day, perhaps I shall take up your suggestion sooner rather than later.]]

--> '''One''': And which sister of mine are you referring to? [[BigScrewedUpFamily The one who’s greed knows no bounds? The one who has only recently learned to be properly honest with herself and those around her? The one who's asleep half of the time we interact? The one who has just awoken from a self-inflicted coma? Or are you suggesting that I take up the lothesome habits of that traitorous sister who was happily willing to slaughter her own flesh and blood prior to encountering you?]]
--> '''Zero''': [[DeadpanSnarker Fuck you too One.]]
--> '''One''': [[NotHelpingYourCase And all too predictable as well.]]

--> '''Sougo''': ...Well, he ''did'' stab me first.
--> '''Five''': [[SexualEuphemism You did tell him to go for the penetration, dearest…]]
--> '''Four''': You just can't help yourself, can you?

--> '''Five''': Baise-le bonne soeur![[note]]Translated as "Fuck him good sister."[[/note]]

--> '''Zero''': First I have to deal with having five extra as all hell sisters who all clearly need to learn the meaning of professional help to stop being such screwballs—

--> '''Four''': I resent that remark!

--> '''Three''': [[LampshadeHanging El burro hablando de orejas...]][[note]]Translated as "The donkey speaking about ears."[[/note]]

--> '''Zero''': —and now there's a brother in the mix that I didn't even know about? One, who from the looks of it, couldn’t tell his own toes from each other without his narcissistic as fuck creator telling him the difference. Ugh, why can't life give me one thing to deal with at a time?

--> '''Male One''': [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} ...Are my toes really that different from each other?]]

--> '''One''': For the love of all that is still holy in this world, please stop giving her material to work with. This she-devil is volatile and spiteful enough as it is.

--> '''Sougo''': You never give yourself enough time to finish what you start, right Tsukuyomi?

---> '''Male One''': [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} ...Are my toes really that different from each other?]]

[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} ...Are my toes really that different from each other?]]