History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014

* Taylor calls her mom and says [[OnlySaneMan that she wants to move back from New York 'cause her roommate was freaking her out]] after she knows about the Turtles' real origin. -->'''Taylor:''': Mom, I wanna move back home.

* Taylor calls her mom and says [[OnlySaneMan that she wants to move back from New York 'cause her roommate was freaking her out]] after she knows about the Turtles' real origin. --> Taylor: "Mom, I wanna move back home."

* Taylor calls her mom and says [[OnlySaneMan that she wants to move back from New York 'cause her roommate was freaking her out]] after she knows about the Turtles' real origin. -->Taylor: "Mom, I wanna move back home."

-->'''Donnie:''' I'm the one who's been licking the frosting off the Pop-Tarts and putting them back in the box!
-->'''Mikey:''' I SO did not get the last episode of ''Lost''!

* Taylor calls her mom and says [[OnlySaneMan that she wants to move back from New York 'cause her roommate was freaking her out]] after she knows about the Turtles' real origin.

* The Turtle's Van horn is a jingle version of the original theme song (specifically the "heroes in a half shell" lyric)

* In the trailer, Michelangelo tries to calm down April when she sees the Turtles for the first time. What makes it funny is that he thought she was scared by the bandanna mask and not the fact [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that there are big talking turtles.]] Seeing his real face causes [[MythologyGag her to faint.]]

-->'''Mikey:''' I SO did not get the last episode of Lost!

** During the snow chase, April leans out the window to record it. Vernon asks what she's doing...[[DistractedByTheSexy until realizing that it gives him a nice view of April's backside]] and telling her to make sure she gets everything. And then immediately plows the truck [[FailedASpotCheck straight through a massive snow bank right in front of them.]]

** During the snow chase, April leans out the window to record it. Vernon asks what she's doing...[[DistractedByTheSexy until realizing that it gives him a nice view of April's backside]] and telling her to make sure she gets everything. And then immediately plows the trick [[FailedASpotCheck straight through a massive snow bank right in front of them.]]

-->'''April:''' "No, that's stupid. They're turtles."

** There's also his subsequent mild indignation over being accused of being a nerd, of all things.

--> '''Mikey:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ooh, tension. It's been like thirty minutes since you guys had this argument.]]

-->"I only saw Franchise/{{Batman}} once..."

--->'''Raph''': I'm going to hit him, Leo!\\
'''Leo''': Raph! Not on the mouth!

* The Turtles take an elevator to [[spoiler: to get to their fight with the Shredder]]. During the wait, they start beatboxing with one another, then once it opens they charge out screaming.

-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Raphael]]:''' "Yeah. Yeah, I'm a talkin' turtle. And you're a human nerd. Now that we got ''that'' out of the way..."

* Leo warning April not to tell anyone about them, or they'd find her. Mikey agrees and taunts "Yeeeeaaah, we'll find you, Miss O'Neil". He then walks off camera before almost immediately returning on-screen, apologizing for sounding super-creepy, though quickly adding "We will find you though".

* Early on in the movie, Raph questions Leo's leadership by asking who put him in charge to begin with. Leo's response? YourMom.
--> '''Mikey:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's been at least thirty minutes since you guys had this fight.]]

'''Leo''': Raph! Not in the face!

* Mikey and Raph, jumping around at the end, in broad daylight, and then hiding from the people below by [[spoiler: crouching on the boobs of a Victoria's Secret billboard.]]

** During the snow chase, April leans out the window to record it. Vernon asks what she's doing...[[DistractedByTheSexy until realizing that it gives him a nice view of April's backside]] and telling her to make sure she gets everything.

--> '''Mikey:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's been at least thirty minutes since you guys had this fight.]]

* Leo warning April not to tell anyone about them, or they'd find her. Mikey agrees and taunts "yeeeeaaah, we'll find you, Miss O'Niel". He then walks off camera before almost immediately returning on-screen, apologizing for sounding super-creepy, though quickly adding "We will find you though".

* [[spoiler: Shredder actually says "Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"]]