History Funny / TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld

* Let's just get this out of way: ''Dawn of the New World'' is a major case of ArtEvolution between installments. It's best described as a 3D-rendered anime. This means the expressions are ''hilarious'' in ways that wouldn't work with a more traditionally-rendered game.

* Let's just get this out of way: ''Dawn of the New World'' is a MAJOR ArtEvolution compared to the first game. It's best described as a 3D-rendered anime. This means the expressions are ''hilarious'' in ways that wouldn't work with a more traditionally-rendered game.

** And then we find out Regal's Lezareno Company made the perfume. When he finds out, the disappointment in his company is palpable.

** Both of the above are differently funny [[spoiler:after Emil starts fighting as himself; he [[CannotSpitItOut chickens out of the word 'love']] and stutters on 'cutie'.]]

** Their discussions immediately after reject the possibility of Zelos being Tethe'alla's Chosen of Mana on the grounds that "he [[TheCasanova couldn't be]] [[ChivalrousPervert more different]] [[HandsomeLech from Colette]] if he tried".

* After hearing the conversation of the characters inferring what the guardian of the world tree is Colette comes to the conclusion that the guardian of the world tree is a old wise lady with a killer body and paw pads.

** Tenebrae making a [[IncrediblyLamePun pun so bad]] a ''sighs four that is!'' That Raine and Genis ''attack him with [[CombinationAttack Prism]] [[DeathOfAThousandCuts Stars]]'' for it

* After hearing the conversation of the characters inferring what the guardian of the world tree is Colette comes to the conclusion that the Guardian of the World is a old wise lady with a killer body and paw pads.

* After hearing the conversation of the characters inferring what the guardian of the world tree is Colette comes to the conclusion that the Guardian of the World is a old wise lady with a killer body and paw pads.
-->(Editor's Note: I would point out that in Dawn of the New World [[HoYay Zelos comes equipped with a Sardonyx]]. JUST SAYING.)

* During their trip to Palmacosta, post-attack, our heroes come under attack, but are saved by Zelos. Who then flirts with Marta by twirling her, and says this immortal line: "My darling kitten, you're not hurt, are you?". Marta and Emil's expressions... they have to be seen to be believed, and emoticans can't accurately represent their expressions.

-->'''Marta:''' Oh, Emil, I was so scared.
-->'''Emil:''' You were more scary.
-->'''Marta:''' What did you say?
-->'''Emil:''' N-Nothing.

-->'''Marta:''' There's no victory before love!\\

-->'''Marta:''' ''EMIIIIL!''

-->'''Marta:''' Beautiful roses have thorns!\\

** Tenebrae making a [[IncrediblyLamePun pun so bad]] that Raine and Genis ''attack him with [[CombinationAttack Prism]] [[DeathOfAThousandCuts Stars]]'' for it

* When the party discovers that the fires started in Izoold are caused by a light-frog, Tenebrae [[InsistentTerminology insists that they call it by it's proper name - Nazdrovie.]] They just keep calling it light-frog anyway just to spite him, and when he finally caves and starts calling it a light-frog as well, they all switch to calling it a Nazdrovie instead.

---> I'll have it discontinued immediately. This odor is a menace.
** Later on, [[spoiler:Emil [[ChekhovsGun drops his bottle]] while trying to avoid a Solum-crazy Decus. Sheena wasn't kidding when she said it could wake the dead; the reek of Eau de Seduction is enough to (temporarily) ''snap out of a Centurion-core-induced Berserker haze''.]]

-->'''Marta:''' ''EMIIIIL!''\

'''Marta:''' Be a little more enthusiastic!\\

*** The real kicker? Colette's impression of Raine is [[CallBack ''straight'' from the first game]], upon the party arriving at the stone dais; Raine's question, Genis' answer, Raine's reprimand.

** Tenebrae making a [[IncrediblyLamePun pun so bad]] that Raine and Genis ''attack him with [[CombinationAttack Prismic]] [[DeathOfAThousandCuts Stars]]'' for it

** Both of the above are differently funny [[spoiler:after Emil starts fighting as himself; he [[CannotSpitItOut chickens out of the word 'love']] and stutters on 'cutie'.

** And then we find out Regal's Lezareno Company made the perfume. When he finds out, [[SoDisappointedInYou the disappointment in his company is palpable]].
--> I'll have it discontinued immediately. This odor is a menace.

* Decus' Mystic Arte intro. He lovingly stares at a picture of Alice...which then randomly gets burned for no reason, putting him into a rage and slice you up for it with the letters L-O-V-E.

*** The real kicker? Colette's impression of Raine is ''straight'' from the first game, upon the party arriving at the stone dais; Raine's question, Genis' answer, Raine's reprimand.

** Tenebrae making a [[IncrediblyLamePun pun so bad]] that Raine and Genis ''attack him'' for it.

* Decus' Mystic Arte's intro. He lovingly stares at a picture of Alice...which then randomly gets burned for no reason, putting him into a rage and slice you up for it with the letters L-O-V-E.

* In the PS3 port, one of the accessories you can get for Emil is [[http://storage.siliconera.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tales_13.jpg this.]]

** Emil is depressed. Marta tries to talk to him. Emil ignores him. Marta wonders if something is wrong with his hearing. [[TheGadfly Tenebrae]] implies Lloyd Irving is nearby. Ratatosk Mode Emil goes looking for him (presumably) with his sword drawn.

* A bit meta, but [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps3/717862-tales-of-symphonia-chronicles/faqs/68566 this]] [[RelationshipValues Affection Guide]] for the original game starts off with a lot of disclaimers about things that ''do not'' affect affection values, most of which are reasonable misunderstandings. The last is about the Sardonyx item received from defeating Volt.

-->'''Marta:''' ''(Disappointed look)'' I can't believe you had an illegitimate child, Emil.

* Late in the game, if you return to [[spoiler: The WorldTree]] after the scene that happened there and approach the tree, Emil will begin to loudly ponder his own relationship to the Giant Kahrlan Tree and its offsprings, causing Tenebrae to state that he, as [[spoiler: Ratatosk, the spirit and soul of the old World Tree, is basically the father of the two new trees on Dherris-Kahrlan and Aselia.]] Marta's reaction?
-->''''Marta:'''' I can't believe you had an illegitimate child, Emil.

* Lategame spoilers: [[spoiler:After meeting with Verius, the Martel Temple quakes. Emil looks like he's in pain, and Tenebrae realizes that the door to Niflheim is about to open. [[MoodWhiplash Cut to Richter]] at the Ginnungagap, with the ''[[ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin highest]]'' look on his face]].

* A series of sidequests has Emil meeting up with Richter and keeping it a secret from Marta (who sounds like she's going to gut Emil if she finds out about it). When this happens in Triet, Marta's on her way to get her fortune told; the two of them agree to meet up "at [[ImpactSilhouette the shape]] [[CallBack of the Chosen]]".

* Tenebrae's nickname Tenebie is this. [[TheNicknamer Colette]] gives it to him and sticks to using it because she's [[CloudCuckooLander Colette]]. ''Everyone else'' in the original cast uses it to troll him.