History Funny / TalesOfMonkeyIsland

-->''Guybrush shudders in disgust''

-->'''Guybrush''': Oh, I'd love to, but I'm pretty sure that De Singe doesn't have the right... [[AssShove slots]].

-->'''De Singe''': Whatever gave you ze ''ridiculous'' idea that I'm ''French''?

* [=McGillicutty=] trying to make Chieftain Beluga talk.... by trying to drown him/her. Beluga is a ''merperson''. The best part is Beluga constantly ''telling'' him that it won't work.

* There's usually one of these right at the end of the [[ColdOpen lukewarm open]]. Of special note is Chapter 1's:

-->'''[=LeChuck=]''': [[SedgwickSpeech Ha ha ha! You see!? You can temporarily destroy my body, Elaine, but you cannot damage me spirit!]] ''[[[spoiler:gets stabbed by Morgan [=LeFlay=]]]]'' [[{{Futurama}} OW, my spirit!]]

* In Chapter 1, when you use the cheese wheel on the runes outside of the prison, Guybrush, like Wallace, will [[{{ShoutOut}} shake his hands and say]] [[{{WallaceAndGromit}} "cheese!"]]

* [=McGillicutty=] trying to make Chieftain Beluga talk.... by trying to drown him/her.

* And Episode 5, despite being the [[DarkerAndEdgier Darkest And Edgiest]] episode yet, has the sequence where Guybrush taunts Bugeye, just about any conversation with Galeb, and the revelation of what happened to Guybrush's corpse.

* [=McGuyllicutty=] trying to make Chieftain Beluga talk.... by trying to drown her/him.

* The whole monkey scene with Elaine and [=LeChuck=] in Chapter 3. Still gets us every time!

--> Guybrush: "This'll be a snap. *tries snapping* A ''snap''. ''A sna-'' (poxed hand punches him in the face) OW!"

* In Chapter 1, when you use the cheese wheel on the runes outside of the prison, Guybrush, like Wallace, will [[{{ShoutOut}} shake his hands and say]] [[{{WallaceAndGromit}} "cheese!"]]

* In Chapter 1, when you use the cheese wheel on the runes outside of the prison, Wallace will [[{{ShoutOut}} shake his hands and say]] [[{{WallaceAndGromit}} "cheese!"]]

-->'''Guybrush''': Seabiscuit!!! ''[runs and takes an actual sea biscuit near the seahorse head]'' Mmm... I love these things. ''[eats up the biscuit, then gasps in surprise]'' And a seahorse head!

-->'''Guybrush''': Seabiscuit! ''[runs and takes an actual sea biscuit near the seahorse head]'' Mmm... I love these things. ''[eats up the biscuit, then gasps in surprise]'' And a seahorse head!

-->'''[=LeChuck=]''': [[SedgwickSpeech Ha ha ha! You see!? You can temporarily destroy my body, Elaine, but you cannot damage me spirit!]] ''[[[spoiler:gets stabbed by Morgan [=LeFlay=]]]]'' [[{{Futurama}} OW, my spirit!]]

-->'''[=LeChuck=]''': [[SedgwickSpeech Ha ha ha! You see!? You can temporarily destroy my body, Elaine, but you cannot damage me spirit!]] ''[[[spoiler:gets stabbed by Morgan [=LeFlay=]]]]'' [[Futurama OW, my spirit!]]

* Having to walk [[spoiler:[=LeChuck=]]] through a particularly simple puzzle. Especially if you've used the SCUMM interface of the earlier games. "Use... breath mints on... self."
** "Use... claw thingy on... self."
* [=DeSinge=] sings while carrying out his master plan.
-->'''[=DeSinge=]''': Allouette, I will live forever, allouette, immortalité!

--> Guybrush: "This'll be a snap. * tries snapping* A ''snap''. ''A sna-''(poxed hand punches him in the face)OW!"

-->Santino's ''dead!''

--> '''Guybrush:''' "Plunder bunny! ''[...]'' Eeeelaine... less plunder, more bunny please."

* Elaine charges in on Guybrush's trial pox infected and acting violent in chapter 4:
--> "Plunder bunny! Less plunder, more bunny please.

* Murray. Just Murray.

* And Episode 5, despite being the [[DarkerAndEdgier Darkest And Edgiest]] episode yet, has the sequence where Guybrush taunts Bugeye, just about any conversation with Galeb, and the revelation of what happened to Guybrush's corpse.

* Just off the top of my head: Winslow's man-crush on Guybrush ("I like it when you point at the map"), [=LeChuck=]'s attempt at solving an adventure game puzzle, Coronado De Cava's obsession that Guybrush has a thing going with the Voodoo Lady, Guybrush [[spoiler: possessing the Voodoo Lady and not only enjoying her "[[JigglePhysics physics]]" but also finding out why she "never stands up when I'm around"]], De Cava's crew's obsession with the rather-dead Santino (and the discovery that he was the most awesome person in the crew), Murray's political turn, two pirates squabbling over who gets to bury the treasure, De Singe's obsession with amputation, "Pirate Spunk", a spin on insult swordfighting where you have to help a manatee hook up with a bloodthirsty female, [=McGillicutty=]'s "torture" technique, and of course, Murray's commentary over the end credits of ''Leviathan''... and we're only 3/5 of the way through!

* And Episode 5, despite being the [[DarkerAndEdgier Darkest And Edgiest]] episode yet, has the sequence where Guybrush taunts Bugeye, just about any conversation with Galeb, and the revelation of what happened to [[spoiler:Guybrush's corpse]].

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Just off the top of my head: Winslow's man-crush on Guybrush ("I like it when you point at the map"), [=LeChuck=]'s attempt at solving an adventure game puzzle, Coronado De Cava's obsession that Guybrush has a thing going with the Voodoo Lady, Guybrush [[spoiler: possessing the Voodoo Lady and not only enjoying her "[[JigglePhysics physics]]" but also finding out why she "never stands up when I'm around"]], De Cava's crew's obsession with the rather-dead Santino (and the discovery that he was the most awesome person in the crew), Murray's political turn, two pirates squabbling over who gets to bury the treasure, De Singe's obsession with amputation, "Pirate Spunk", a spin on insult swordfighting where you have to help a manatee hook up with a bloodthirsty female, [=McGillicutty=]'s "torture" technique, and of course, Murray's commentary over the end credits of ''Leviathan''... and we're only 3/5 of the way through!
** There's usually one of these right at the end of the [[ColdOpen lukewarm open]]. Of special note is Chapter 1's:

** From episode 4, add any time Guybrush and his lawyer interact with each other. As well as any time the judge gets angry. "The defendant will stop pretending he knows how to speak Latin!"
** And Episode 5, despite being the [[DarkerAndEdgier Darkest And Edgiest]] episode yet, has the sequence where Guybrush taunts Bugeye, just about any conversation with Galeb, and the revelation of what happened to [[spoiler:Guybrush's corpse]].

* The ending of episode 4. [[spoiler: [[ActionGirl Elaine]] gets ready to fight [=LeChuck=] right after he kills Guybrush. Her grim and humorless recitation of YouFightLikeACow alone makes this moment a qualifier for the trope. The episode ends right as their swords clash.]]
** This doubles as a TearJerker and a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: [[spoiler:Throughout Tales, Guybrush and Elaine's relationship has been under stress, leading to suspicions that he would leave for Morgan, or worse, she would leave for [=LeChuck=]. When he kills Guybrush in front of her and proposes to her, she responds with a seething "Go to hell, [=LeChuck=]." The dying Guybrush then asks Elaine to "Kick his two-faced butt for me..." Almost in tears, she responds "From Melee to Monkey and all the islands in between, my love."]]
** In an odd way, this doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [=LeChuck=] as well. Can any of you think of a cooler way to bring back Earl Boen than they way they did it here?