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** At her final scene, she demands for a duel with the party for looking into her dresser... and the ''entire'' party draws their weapons out. Mimi immediately complains that it was supposed to be one-on-one before being utterly trashed by them all. Made even funnier if she was already defeated before in the Arena.

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'''Zamaran''' ''Every bit the monkey...''\\

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'''Zamaran''' '''Zamaran:''' ''Every bit the monkey...''\\


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* Apparently, the Werites Beacon's inn experiences people who are extremely cheap in wanting the inn for their purposes. First, Norma for 5 Gald per month. Second, Zamaran for 5 Gald per year. The clincher is that in the past, Sven apparently bargained with 5 Gald... ''for the entire inn''. When the innkeeper brought the last one up, Norma and Zamaran sweat and denies knowing him.
--->'''Norma:''' Hah hah... hah hah hah! I... I don't know anyone that stupid!\\
'''Zamaran:''' Indeed! I couldn't possibly allow myself to be associated with a world-class idiot!
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* When Zamaran is brought over to the Beacon's graveyard and he hears Norma, he calls her a monkey for her tone. When Norma screeches she isn't one, the rest think she acts like one; only Shirley says it out loud.
--->'''Senel:''' ''Yep, she's a monkey...''\\
'''Chloe:''' ''No question. She's a monkey...''\\
'''Zamaran''' ''Every bit the monkey...''\\
'''Shirley:''' She does look like a monkey.\\
(Norma is shocked while Senel, Chloe and Zamaran stare at her)\\
'''Senel:''' Shirley, you're not supposed to say it out loud.\\
'''Shirley:''' Oh, right. Sorry. Please forget I said that.
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* Some of the Titles descriptions after earning them, and some are described as quotes from a character. Nominations include:
** Senel is Popular: "What's wrong with me?!" - Norma Beatty (Complete a battle with Senel, Shirley, Chloe and Grune)
** Dense Brother: You have absolutely no clue what's going on. And you probably never will. (Alluding to Senel misunderstanding Chloe and not realizing she has a crush on him)
** No More Pens: This is the day. No more pens. No more books. Just your hammer, and a field of fallen enemies.

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* To enter each Mouments in the Quiet Lands, Normua [[PercussiveMaintenance kicks the mechanism]] to make the bridge appears.

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* To enter each Mouments in the Quiet Lands, Normua Norma [[PercussiveMaintenance kicks the mechanism]] to make the bridge appears.



* After the party finds the Quiet Lands and are able to use their Eres again... on Moses (Senel testing it out of curiosity, Norma as well), the rest of the party prepare their weapons and Eres and Moses demands them to aim somewhere else other than him.

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* After the party finds the Quiet Lands and are able to use their Eres again... on Moses [[ButtMonkey Moses]] (Senel testing it out of curiosity, Norma as well), the rest of the party prepare their weapons and Eres and Moses demands them to aim somewhere else other than him.



** The Emperor's New Clothes: After Moses equips said armor, he shows it off to the party... and they believe he is naked instead.

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** The Emperor's New Clothes: After Moses equips said armor, armor (which has no Defense stats, BUT grants absorb affinity to all elements), he shows it off to the party... and they believe he is naked instead.


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* Introducing the Arena with Senel vs Moses. First, the receptionist calling Moses a 'monster'. Then everyone else cheers for Senel to win and when Moses demands for someone to cheer for him, Jay does it.
--->'''Jay:''' Come on, Moses! Go out here and die!\\
'''Moses:''' Okay! You can count on--[[DoubleTake Hey! Who said that!?]]
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** The Emperor's New Clothes: After Moses equips said armor, he shows it off to the party... and they believe he is naked instead.
** Finished With The Huts: Especially if the player viewed the Skit above before this, Moses is convinced that the "armor" is the merit of going through a minimal of 31 questions.
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* Mimi Baker's scenes in general.
** At the Fire Monument, she is to answer who she likes out of the guys. She rejects Moses, Will and Jay... and when Senel's the only one left that Mimi has yet to comment...
---> (Shirley and Chloe are silent, staring at Mimi)\\
'''Mimi:''' I feel like I'm inside a giant pressure cooker and someone just turned up the heat. My instincts tell me I shouldn't say any more.
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* Sometimes after a fight, Chloe will begin skipping and cheering at their victory... then realizes people are around her and she quickly covers her face.
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** Act Your Age: After fighting a Dragon enemy, Will wants to give a lecture to the party about Dragons, but they quickly dismiss him and scold him to act like an adult. Will's image shrinks in both disappointment and embarrassment.
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" Some of the Skits in general, though some are mainly conditional.
** Going in Circles: Moses complains of Senel giving orders to him too much in fights, Senel comes back and tells them they're ready to move and Norma teases it as an 'order', making Moses beg for it to end.

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" * Some of the Skits in general, though some are mainly conditional.
** Going in Circles: Moses complains of Senel giving orders to him too much in fights, Senel comes back and tells them they're ready to move and Norma teases it as an 'order', making Moses beg for it to end.
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* After the party finds the Quiet Lands and are able to use their Eres again... on Moses (Senel testing it out of curiosity, Norma as well), the rest of the party prepare their weapons and Eres and Moses demands them to aim somewhere else other than him.
** He then tries to fight the automations outside the village when they learn of this... and comes back quickly seeing that it only lasts in the Quiet Lands for the time being.
" Some of the Skits in general, though some are mainly conditional.
** Going in Circles: Moses complains of Senel giving orders to him too much in fights, Senel comes back and tells them they're ready to move and Norma teases it as an 'order', making Moses beg for it to end.
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** And when she does join... or ''join'' out of her decision, it's because Will fears she could cause more destruction onto nature if she isn't kept under observation. Norma turns over to Chloe's direction and after a long period of silence, raises her hand and says "Hi."
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* After it's confirmed that Chloe can't swim to Senel, she does all she can to try and not let the other party members find out.
** When Norma sleeptalks once, nearly speaking that weakness out, Chloe quickly pulls her ear to cut her off.
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* When the party is headed towards the Ruins of the Frozen Light via submarine, Poppo Mk.III begins to experience leaks and when Senel confirms neutrally that there are leaks, Norma first response with understanding before she approaches and strangles Senel for telling them so passively. Norma and Moses understandably panic, Will tells them they can only hope they make it... and Chloe, after standing still for so long and registering the sub may collapse with them, faints.
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*** [[spoiler:This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment later when you learn that Grune ''is'' a god.]]

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*** [[spoiler:This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment HarsherInHindsight later when you learn that Grune ''is'' a god.]]
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* While doing their late-night training session Senel and Chloe hear some noise, which is revealed to be Norma and Moses spying on them. In an attempt to hide, Norma meows while Moses starts coughing.
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* Some artifacts will reduce casting time... which means [[MotorMouth everyone who casts incantations will speak faster]]. It ends up being hilarious.
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* To enter each Mouments in the Quiet Lands, Normua [[PercussiveMaintenance kicks the mechanism]] to make the bridge appears.
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* Early on, when the "Cooking" mechanic is introduced, there is a sketch wherein Senel mentions that cooking is harder than it looks... but he says it in response to ''making TOAST''.

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--> '''Senel''': You have '''got''' to be making that up!
--> '''Poppo''': I would never dream of it!

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--> '''Senel''': -->'''Senel''': You have '''got''' to be making that up!
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up!\\
'''Poppo''': I would never dream of it!



** Norma falls asleep in a monster ''shaped like a bed''.

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** Norma falls asleep in a monster ''shaped like a bed''.



--->'''Norma''': "Hook me up with a drop-dead gorgeous bod!"
--->'''Norma''': Don't sound so disgusted! It's a really serious problem for me! I haven't been growing at all lately!" I'm not asking for a G-Girl level, but a C at least! ... So to speak...
--->'''Chloe''': Leave me out of this. ... Besides, if you're going to shoot for someone, surely it should be Grune, not me.
--->'''Norma''': *Sigh*
--->'''Chloe''': Wh... what?
--->'''Norma''': This is why I hate dealing with amateurs! You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Do you have any idea what it's like to be flat as a board?! Huh?! It ain't easy, you know!
--->'''Chloe''': Ah--
--->'''Norma''': G-Girl's beyond human! She's the ultimate work of art! A miracle to behold! In the realm of the gods! Do you think I could win against a god?! She's like every man's dream! You know what I am? I'm every carpenter's dream! So me and my pancakes have to shoot for something more realistic. That's you and yours, C, so shut up! Even I know there's no way for a girl with mosquito bites like me to match G-Girl at this point short of the Everlight and that's way gone! You should really take pity on the less endowed, you insensitive clod! How can you not understand the complexities of the female heart, C?! Unbelievable!
*** [[spoiler: This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment later when you learn that Grune ''is'' a god.]]
* The Bantam Bouncers. They look like they came out of a Disco Music Video, and get the crap beaten out of them by Senel. Despite being beaten up so easily, they wind up being able to kick ass if they want to.
** Course it's also pretty funny to hear them sing and beat up people who break the rules. Especially when the Oresoren and Norma join in about 20 or so hours after the last time they sang.

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--->'''Norma''': --->'''Norma:''' Heh heh. All your wishes are nothing compared to mine.\\
'''Chloe:''' So what did Miss Not-Goody-Goody decide to wish for?\\
'''Norma''':
"Hook me up with a drop-dead gorgeous bod!"
--->'''Norma''':
bod!"\\
'''Moses:''' What kind of a wish is that?\\
'''Norma''':
Don't sound so disgusted! It's a really serious problem for me! I haven't been growing at all lately!" lately! I'm not asking for a G-Girl level, but a C at least! ... So to speak...
--->'''Chloe''':
speak...\\
'''Chloe''':
Leave me out of this. ... Besides, if you're going to shoot for someone, surely it should be Grune, not me.
--->'''Norma''': *Sigh*
--->'''Chloe''':
me.\\
'''Norma''': *Sigh*\\
'''Chloe''':
Wh... what?
--->'''Norma''':
what?\\
'''Norma''':
This is why I hate dealing with amateurs! You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Do you have any idea what it's like to be flat as a board?! Huh?! It ain't easy, you know!
--->'''Chloe''': Ah--
--->'''Norma''':
know!\\
'''Chloe''': Ah--\\
'''Norma''':
G-Girl's beyond human! She's the ultimate work of art! A miracle to behold! In the realm of the gods! Do you think I could win against a god?! She's like every man's dream! You know what I am? I'm every carpenter's dream! So me and my pancakes have to shoot for something more realistic. That's you and yours, C, so shut up! Even I know there's no way for a girl with mosquito bites like me to match G-Girl at this point short of the Everlight and that's way gone! You should really take pity on the less endowed, you insensitive clod! How can you not understand the complexities of the female heart, C?! Unbelievable!
*** [[spoiler: This [[spoiler:This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment later when you learn that Grune ''is'' a god.]]
* The Bantam Bouncers. They look like they came out of a Disco Music Video, and get the crap beaten out of them by Senel. Despite being beaten up so easily, they wind up being able to kick ass if they want to.
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** Course it's also pretty funny to hear them sing and beat up people who break the rules. Especially when the Oresoren and Norma join in about 20 or so hours after the last time they sang.



* Senel can throw just about ''anything''.

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* Senel can throw just about ''anything''.''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDMHMTApkGQ#t=335 anything]]'', physics be damned.



-->'''Senel and Chloe''': You're...
-->'''Senel''': that hair-brained chick!
-->'''Chloe''': How dare you address me like that!

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-->'''Senel and Chloe''': You're...
-->'''Senel''':
You're...\\
'''Senel''':
that hair-brained chick!
-->'''Chloe''':
chick!\\
'''Chloe''':
How dare you address me like that!



-->'''Norma:''' Okay, let's find out what color underwear G-Girl is wearing today!
-->'''Grune:''' *checks* ...Oh. It looks like I forgot to put them on today...
-->'''Norma:''' ...*SWEATDROP*

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-->'''Norma:''' Okay, let's find out what color underwear G-Girl is wearing today!
-->'''Grune:'''
today!\\
'''Grune:'''
*checks* ...Oh. It looks like I forgot to put them on today...
-->'''Norma:''' ...
today...\\
'''Norma:''' ...
*SWEATDROP*



-->'''Senel:''' *Gasp*
-->'''Norma:''' [[OhCrap Oh no!]]
-->'''Curtis:''' Hey noble knight causin' trouble, don't you know the rules of this town?
-->'''Quppo:''' You're not supposed to fight!
-->'''Pippo:''' No acts of violence! <3
-->'''Curtis:''' Exactly boys, just what they said. You gotta obey the rules at all times, you dig?
-->'''Poppo:''' What if you break them?
-->'''Curtis:''' No-ho-hoh!
-->'''Grune:''' [[TemptingFate What if you disobey?]]
-->'''Curtis:''' Ohhh!
-->'''Quppo, Pippo, Poppo:''' What'll happen? What'll happen?! What'll happen?!? [[VerbalTic *Ors?!?!*]]
-->'''Curtis:''' [[ThemeMusicPowerUp Those who break the rules will get to feel,]] [[ThePowerOfRock the iron hammer of justice and hear its thunderous peal.]]
-->'''Norma:''' [[ThrowItIn Sounds good! You're in for it now!]]
-->'''Curtis:''' If there's a crime, we'll stop it; if there's a brawl, we'll squash it; Oh, yeah! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis That's...our...life!]]
-->'''Quppo, Pippo, Poppo:''' *Ors!* *Ors ors!*
-->'''Knight:''' Aren't you...
-->'''Curtis:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Feel the iron hammer!]] [[MegatonPunch *WHACK*]]
** Followed by this line from Senal:
--> '''Senal''': Wow. For once I'm actually glad you're here.

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-->'''Senel:''' *Gasp*
-->'''Norma:'''
*Gasp*\\
'''Norma:'''
[[OhCrap Oh no!]]
-->'''Curtis:'''
no!]]\\
'''Curtis:'''
Hey noble knight causin' trouble, don't you know the rules of this town?
-->'''Quppo:'''
town?\\
'''Quppo:'''
You're not supposed to fight!
-->'''Pippo:'''
fight!\\
'''Pippo:'''
No acts of violence! <3
-->'''Curtis:'''
<3\\
'''Curtis:'''
Exactly boys, just what they said. You gotta obey the rules at all times, you dig?
-->'''Poppo:'''
dig?\\
'''Poppo:'''
What if you break them?
-->'''Curtis:''' No-ho-hoh!
-->'''Grune:'''
them?\\
'''Curtis:''' No-ho-hoh!\\
'''Grune:'''
[[TemptingFate What if you disobey?]]
-->'''Curtis:''' Ohhh!
-->'''Quppo,
disobey?]]\\
'''Curtis:''' Ohhh!\\
'''Quppo,
Pippo, Poppo:''' What'll happen? What'll happen?! What'll happen?!? [[VerbalTic *Ors?!?!*]]
-->'''Curtis:'''
*Ors?!?!*]]\\
'''Curtis:'''
[[ThemeMusicPowerUp Those who break the rules will get to feel,]] [[ThePowerOfRock the iron hammer of justice and hear its thunderous peal.]]
-->'''Norma:'''
]]\\
'''Norma:'''
[[ThrowItIn Sounds good! You're in for it now!]]
-->'''Curtis:'''
now!]]\\
'''Curtis:'''
If there's a crime, we'll stop it; if there's a brawl, we'll squash it; Oh, yeah! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis That's...our...life!]]
-->'''Quppo,
life!]]\\
'''Quppo,
Pippo, Poppo:''' *Ors!* *Ors ors!*
-->'''Knight:'''
ors!*\\
'''Knight:'''
Aren't you...
-->'''Curtis:'''
you...\\
'''Curtis:'''
[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Feel the iron hammer!]] [[MegatonPunch *WHACK*]]
** Followed by this line from Senal:
--> '''Senal''':
Senel:
--->'''Senel:'''
Wow. For once I'm actually glad you're here.




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** Folled by this line from Senal:

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** Folled Followed by this line from Senal:
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** Folled by this line from Senal:
--> '''Senal''': Wow. For once I'm actually glad you're here.
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-->'''Norma''': "Hook me up with a drop-dead gorgeous bod!"
-->'''Norma''': Don't sound so disgusted! It's a really serious problem for me! I haven't been growing at all lately!" I'm not asking for a G-Girl level, but a C at least! ... So to speak...
-->'''Chloe''': Leave me out of this. ... Besides, if you're going to shoot for someone, surely it should be Grune, not me.
-->'''Norma''': *Sigh*
-->'''Chloe''': Wh... what?
-->'''Norma''': This is why I hate dealing with amateurs! You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Do you have any idea what it's like to be flat as a board?! Huh?! It ain't easy, you know!
-->'''Chloe''': Ah--
-->'''Norma''': G-Girl's beyond human! She's the ultimate work of art! A miracle to behold! In the realm of the gods! Do you think I could win against a god?! She's like every man's dream! You know what I am? I'm every carpenter's dream! So me and my pancakes have to shoot for something more realistic. That's you and yours, C, so shut up! Even I know there's no way for a girl with mosquito bites like me to match G-Girl at this point short of the Everlight and that's way gone! You should really take pity on the less endowed, you insensitive clod! How can you not understand the complexities of the female heart, C?! Unbelievable!

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-->'''Norma''': --->'''Norma''': "Hook me up with a drop-dead gorgeous bod!"
-->'''Norma''': --->'''Norma''': Don't sound so disgusted! It's a really serious problem for me! I haven't been growing at all lately!" I'm not asking for a G-Girl level, but a C at least! ... So to speak...
-->'''Chloe''': --->'''Chloe''': Leave me out of this. ... Besides, if you're going to shoot for someone, surely it should be Grune, not me.
-->'''Norma''': --->'''Norma''': *Sigh*
-->'''Chloe''': --->'''Chloe''': Wh... what?
-->'''Norma''': --->'''Norma''': This is why I hate dealing with amateurs! You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Do you have any idea what it's like to be flat as a board?! Huh?! It ain't easy, you know!
-->'''Chloe''': --->'''Chloe''': Ah--
-->'''Norma''': --->'''Norma''': G-Girl's beyond human! She's the ultimate work of art! A miracle to behold! In the realm of the gods! Do you think I could win against a god?! She's like every man's dream! You know what I am? I'm every carpenter's dream! So me and my pancakes have to shoot for something more realistic. That's you and yours, C, so shut up! Even I know there's no way for a girl with mosquito bites like me to match G-Girl at this point short of the Everlight and that's way gone! You should really take pity on the less endowed, you insensitive clod! How can you not understand the complexities of the female heart, C?! Unbelievable!



--->'''Senel and Chloe''': You're...
--->'''Senel''': that hair-brained chick!
--->'''Chloe''': How dare you address me like that!

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--->'''Senel -->'''Senel and Chloe''': You're...
--->'''Senel''': -->'''Senel''': that hair-brained chick!
--->'''Chloe''': -->'''Chloe''': How dare you address me like that!

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* When Norma is trying to worm her way into the team...
-->'''Norma:''' Join my team and let's be friends dammit!

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** Whenever Norma sleep talks.
*** Norma falls asleep in a monster ''shaped like a bed''.
** Also the Star Festival Event. Mostly Will's wish.

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** --> '''Senel''': You have '''got''' to be making that up!
--> '''Poppo''': I would never dream of it!
*
Whenever Norma sleep talks.
*** ** Norma falls asleep in a monster ''shaped like a bed''.
** * Also the Star Festival Event. Mostly Will's wish.



** The Bantam Bouncers. They look like they came out of a Disco Music Video, and get the crap beaten out of them by Senel. Despite being beaten up so easily, they wind up being able to kick ass if they want to.
*** Course it's also pretty funny to hear them sing and beat up people who break the rules. Especially when the Oresoren and Norma join in about 20 or so hours after the last time they sang.
*** "The boy is here, we found him at last! Let's hurry up and kick his a-"
** Senel can throw just about ''anything''.
** The first time Chloe actually joins the party;

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** * The Bantam Bouncers. They look like they came out of a Disco Music Video, and get the crap beaten out of them by Senel. Despite being beaten up so easily, they wind up being able to kick ass if they want to.
*** ** Course it's also pretty funny to hear them sing and beat up people who break the rules. Especially when the Oresoren and Norma join in about 20 or so hours after the last time they sang.
*** ** "The boy is here, we found him at last! Let's hurry up and kick his a-"
** * Senel can throw just about ''anything''.
** * The first time Chloe actually joins the party;
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Poppo translating the Grand Gaet's language. Apparently, they bro speak.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Poppo translating the Grand Gaet's language. Apparently, they bro speak.



* How about the scene with Poppo and the Great Gaet?

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* How about the scene with Poppo and the Great Gaet?

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* Pick a moment involving Grune [[spoiler:before her awakening]], any moment. Especially if Norma is involved. For the best, some nominations include:
-->'''Norma:''' Okay, let's find out what color underwear G-Girl is wearing today!
-->'''Grune:''' *checks* ...Oh. It looks like I forgot to put them on today...
-->'''Norma:''' ...*SWEATDROP*
* The Jerkass Knight from the mainland is REALLY getting on our heroes nerves. You expect a big fight scene, but then a certain music starts playing...
-->'''Senel:''' *Gasp*
-->'''Norma:''' [[OhCrap Oh no!]]
-->'''Curtis:''' Hey noble knight causin' trouble, don't you know the rules of this town?
-->'''Quppo:''' You're not supposed to fight!
-->'''Pippo:''' No acts of violence! <3
-->'''Curtis:''' Exactly boys, just what they said. You gotta obey the rules at all times, you dig?
-->'''Poppo:''' What if you break them?
-->'''Curtis:''' No-ho-hoh!
-->'''Grune:''' [[TemptingFate What if you disobey?]]
-->'''Curtis:''' Ohhh!
-->'''Quppo, Pippo, Poppo:''' What'll happen? What'll happen?! What'll happen?!? [[VerbalTic *Ors?!?!*]]
-->'''Curtis:''' [[ThemeMusicPowerUp Those who break the rules will get to feel,]] [[ThePowerOfRock the iron hammer of justice and hear its thunderous peal.]]
-->'''Norma:''' [[ThrowItIn Sounds good! You're in for it now!]]
-->'''Curtis:''' If there's a crime, we'll stop it; if there's a brawl, we'll squash it; Oh, yeah! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis That's...our...life!]]
-->'''Quppo, Pippo, Poppo:''' *Ors!* *Ors ors!*
-->'''Knight:''' Aren't you...
-->'''Curtis:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Feel the iron hammer!]] [[MegatonPunch *WHACK*]]
* How about the scene with Poppo and the Great Gaet?

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-->Will: "May the dinner table be at peace."

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-->Will: -->'''Will''': "May the dinner table be at peace."



-->Norma: "Hook me up with a drop-dead gorgeous bod!"
-->Norma: Don't sound so disgusted! It's a really serious problem for me! I haven't been growing at all lately!" I'm not asking for a G-Girl level, but a C at least! ... So to speak...
-->Chloe: Leave me out of this. ... Besides, if you're going to shoot for someone, surely it should be Grune, not me.
-->Norma: *Sigh*
-->Chloe: Wh... what?
-->Norma: This is why I hate dealing with amateurs! You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Do you have any idea what it's like to be flat as a board?! Huh?! It ain't easy, you know!
-->Chloe: Ah--
-->Norma: G-Girl's beyond human! She's the ultimate work of art! A miracle to behold! In the realm of the gods! Do you think I could win against a god?! She's like every man's dream! You know what I am? I'm every carpenter's dream! So me and my pancakes have to shoot for something more realistic. That's you and yours, C, so shut up! Even I know there's no way for a girl with mosquito bites like me to match G-Girl at this point short of the Everlight and that's way gone! You should really take pity on the less endowed, you insensitive clod! How can you not understand the complexities of the female heart, C?! Unbelievable!

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-->Norma: -->'''Norma''': "Hook me up with a drop-dead gorgeous bod!"
-->Norma: -->'''Norma''': Don't sound so disgusted! It's a really serious problem for me! I haven't been growing at all lately!" I'm not asking for a G-Girl level, but a C at least! ... So to speak...
-->Chloe: -->'''Chloe''': Leave me out of this. ... Besides, if you're going to shoot for someone, surely it should be Grune, not me.
-->Norma: -->'''Norma''': *Sigh*
-->Chloe: -->'''Chloe''': Wh... what?
-->Norma: -->'''Norma''': This is why I hate dealing with amateurs! You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Do you have any idea what it's like to be flat as a board?! Huh?! It ain't easy, you know!
-->Chloe: -->'''Chloe''': Ah--
-->Norma: -->'''Norma''': G-Girl's beyond human! She's the ultimate work of art! A miracle to behold! In the realm of the gods! Do you think I could win against a god?! She's like every man's dream! You know what I am? I'm every carpenter's dream! So me and my pancakes have to shoot for something more realistic. That's you and yours, C, so shut up! Even I know there's no way for a girl with mosquito bites like me to match G-Girl at this point short of the Everlight and that's way gone! You should really take pity on the less endowed, you insensitive clod! How can you not understand the complexities of the female heart, C?! Unbelievable!



--->'''Chloe''': How dare you adress me like that!

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--->'''Chloe''': How dare you adress address me like that!that!

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** Senel can throw just about ''anything''.

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** Senel can throw just about ''anything''.''anything''.
** The first time Chloe actually joins the party;
--->'''Senel and Chloe''': You're...
--->'''Senel''': that hair-brained chick!
--->'''Chloe''': How dare you adress me like that!
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Poppo translating the Grand Gaet's language. Apparently, they bro speak.
** Whenever Norma sleep talks.
*** Norma falls asleep in a monster ''shaped like a bed''.
** Also the Star Festival Event. Mostly Will's wish.
-->Will: "May the dinner table be at peace."
** Norma's wish as well. Along with her explanation.
-->Norma: "Hook me up with a drop-dead gorgeous bod!"
-->Norma: Don't sound so disgusted! It's a really serious problem for me! I haven't been growing at all lately!" I'm not asking for a G-Girl level, but a C at least! ... So to speak...
-->Chloe: Leave me out of this. ... Besides, if you're going to shoot for someone, surely it should be Grune, not me.
-->Norma: *Sigh*
-->Chloe: Wh... what?
-->Norma: This is why I hate dealing with amateurs! You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Do you have any idea what it's like to be flat as a board?! Huh?! It ain't easy, you know!
-->Chloe: Ah--
-->Norma: G-Girl's beyond human! She's the ultimate work of art! A miracle to behold! In the realm of the gods! Do you think I could win against a god?! She's like every man's dream! You know what I am? I'm every carpenter's dream! So me and my pancakes have to shoot for something more realistic. That's you and yours, C, so shut up! Even I know there's no way for a girl with mosquito bites like me to match G-Girl at this point short of the Everlight and that's way gone! You should really take pity on the less endowed, you insensitive clod! How can you not understand the complexities of the female heart, C?! Unbelievable!
*** [[spoiler: This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment later when you learn that Grune ''is'' a god.]]
** The Bantam Bouncers. They look like they came out of a Disco Music Video, and get the crap beaten out of them by Senel. Despite being beaten up so easily, they wind up being able to kick ass if they want to.
*** Course it's also pretty funny to hear them sing and beat up people who break the rules. Especially when the Oresoren and Norma join in about 20 or so hours after the last time they sang.
*** "The boy is here, we found him at last! Let's hurry up and kick his a-"
** Senel can throw just about ''anything''.

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