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* Superman's general answer to dealing with shit is to smash it/beat the person up. [[spoiler:Jason follows in his father's footsteps and gets a bit more imaginative. He beats a mook up by '''''throwing a piano at said mook''''' when his mother is in danger.]]
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-->'''Lois''': No. ''(beat)'' [[YesButNo Yes.]] Shush.

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-->'''Lois''': No. ''(beat)'' [[YesButNo [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Yes.]] Shush.
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* Lois and Jason sneaking aboard the Gertrude:
-->'''Jason''': Are we trespassing?
-->'''Lois''': No. ''(beat)'' [[YesButNo Yes.]] Shush.
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'''Lex Luthor''': No... that wasn't you.

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'''Lex Luthor''': No... that That wasn't you.
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* The looks of both the thug and Superman's faces when the former tries to [[ShootingSuperman shoot]] him.

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* The looks of both the thug and Superman's faces when the former tries to [[ShootingSuperman shoot]] him. After the bullet bounces off his eye, Superman just gives this little smile, like he's saying "You had to know that wouldn't work, but A for effort."
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[MemeticMutation WROOOOOOONG!]]]]
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'''Riley''': [''turns off the camera and the lights go out''] Uh, I think I did somethin' wrong.\\

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'''Riley''': [''turns off the camera and the lights go out''] Uh, I think I did somethin' something wrong.\\



-->'''Lex''': Six? [''Laughs, then screams at the top of his lungs''] I would trade '''three hundred THOUSAND''' coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a '''QUART OF GASOLINE!'''

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-->'''Lex''': Six? [''Laughs, [''laughs, then screams at the top of his lungs''] I would trade '''three hundred THOUSAND''' coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a '''QUART OF GASOLINE!'''
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* Lex's troll-job of Lois:

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* Lex's troll-job of Lois:Lois. [[MemeticMutation You all know the scene.]]



-->'''Lex''': "'''[[BigWordShout WRONG]]!'''"

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-->'''Lex''': "'''[[BigWordShout WRONG]]!'''"'''''[[BigWordShout WRONG]]!'''''

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* This gem
-->'''Lex Luthor''': Riley, shut off the camera.\\

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* This gem
-->'''Lex
gem where Lex is experimenting with his train set.
-->'''Kitty''': [[SincerityMode Wow, that's really something Lex.]]\\
'''Lex Luthor''': Wait for it.\\
(''nothing happens'')\\
'''Kitty''': [[SarcasmMode Wow, that's really something, Lex.]] It's like freakin' ''Film/GoneWithTheWind''.\\
'''Lex
Luthor''': Riley, shut off the camera.\\
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* In the opening scene after the credits; When Lex swindles the dying old lady and steps out of the room. He hands his wig to a little girl
-->'''Lex''': You can keep that. The rest is mine.\\

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* In the opening scene after the credits; opening titles; When Lex swindles the dying old lady and steps out of the room. He then hands his wig to a little girl
girl.
-->'''Lex''': You can keep that. The rest is mine.''mine''.\\
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-->'''Jason:''' "...[[CaptainObvious You're bald]]."

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* "Weren't there two dogs?"

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* Kitty spotting one dog and remains upon returning to the mansion: "Weren't there two dogs?"



* "'''[[BigWordShout WRONG]]!'''"

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* Lex's troll-job of Lois:
-->'''Lex''': Come on, let me hear you say it, just once.
-->'''Lois''': You're insane!
-->'''Lex''': NO! Not that, no, the other thing, come on, I know it's just dangling at the tip of your tongue. Just once for me, please.
-->'''Lois''': Superman will never--
-->'''Lex''':
"'''[[BigWordShout WRONG]]!'''"



-->'''Luthor''': No!

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-->'''Luthor''': No!Before that.
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* Lois and Richard wonder if [[ClarkKenting Clark is Superman]]. Clark, apparently not hearing them, just happens to look up with a goofy expression on his face, his mouth half-full of dinner. Lois and Richard laugh at their ridiculous idea.
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**** Also in that scene, before the lights go out Lex is right there next to his henchmen, lights go out and when they come back up Lex has moved all the way to the other side of the room.

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**** ** Also in that scene, before the lights go out Lex is right there next to his henchmen, lights go out and when they come back up Lex has moved all the way to the other side of the room.
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****Also in that scene, before the lights go out Lex is right there next to his henchmen, lights go out and when they come back up Lex has moved all the way to the other side of the room.
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*Clark is playing fetch with his adoptive mother's dog. He tosses the ball a bit ''too'' hard and it sails into ''such a far distance'' that the dog doesn't even attempt to run and retrieve it.
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*When Lex and Kitty are [[spoiler:stranded on a desert island when their chopper runs out of fuel]] and Lex angrily throws a coconut into the ocean.
-->'''Kitty''': Lex, we only had six of those!
-->'''Lex''': Six? [''Laughs, then screams at the top of his lungs''] I would trade '''three hundred THOUSAND''' coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a '''QUART OF GASOLINE!'''
-->'''Kitty''': But what'll we have to eat?
-->''[Lex looks hungrily at Kitty's dog]''
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*In the opening scene after the credits; When Lex swindles the dying old lady and steps out of the room. He hands his wig to a little girl
-->'''Lex''': You can keep that. The rest is mine.\\
'''Little Girl''': [''shrieks!'']
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Lex Luthor: I said, shut off the damn camera.\\
Riley: [''turns off the camera and the lights go out''] Uh, I think I did somethin' wrong.\\
Lex Luthor: No... that wasn't you.\\

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Lex Luthor: '''Lex Luthor''': I said, shut off the damn camera.\\
Riley: '''Riley''': [''turns off the camera and the lights go out''] Uh, I think I did somethin' wrong.\\
Lex Luthor: '''Lex Luthor''': No... that wasn't you.\\
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* This gem
-->'''Lex Luthor''': Riley, shut off the camera.\\
'''Riley''': But I'm getting it.\\
Lex Luthor: I said, shut off the damn camera.\\
Riley: [''turns off the camera and the lights go out''] Uh, I think I did somethin' wrong.\\
Lex Luthor: No... that wasn't you.\\
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* When Lane is unknowingly snooping around Lex's yacht, and he just walks in in a bathrobe brushing his teeth. So unusual to see the criminal mastermind caught off guard like that.

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* When Lane is unknowingly snooping around Lex's yacht, and he just walks in in a bathrobe brushing his teeth. So unusual to see the criminal mastermind caught off guard like that. Even he can't believe who he's seeing, as he says "Lois Lane?" in disbelief, toothbrush still in mouth.
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* When Lane is unknowingly snooping around Lex's yacht, and he just walks in in a bathrobe brushing his teeth. So unusual to see the criminal mastermind caught off guard like that.

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* "Fly up. Fly up."



* "A man can always tell when a woman is faking...especially Franchise/{{Superman}}."

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* "A man can always tell when a woman is faking... especially Franchise/{{Superman}}."



-->'''Kitty'''': "You're losing your hair"?

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-->'''Kitty'''': -->'''Kitty''': "You're losing your hair"?



-->'''Kitty'''': "Get out"?

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-->'''Kitty'''': -->'''Kitty''': "Get out"?
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* This exchange.
-->'''Luthor''': Kitty, what did my father always used to say?
-->'''Kitty'''': "You're losing your hair"?
-->'''Luthor''': No!
-->'''Kitty'''': "Get out"?
-->'''Luthor''': NO!

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* "A man can always tell when a woman is faking...especially Superman."

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* "A man can always tell when a woman is faking...especially Superman.Franchise/{{Superman}}."



* "'''WRONG!'''"
* The looks of both the thug and Superman's faces when the former tries to [[ShootingSuperman shoot]] him.

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* "'''WRONG!'''"
"'''[[BigWordShout WRONG]]!'''"
* The looks of both the thug and Superman's faces when the former tries to [[ShootingSuperman shoot]] him.him.
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* "'''WRONG!'''"

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* "'''WRONG!'''""'''WRONG!'''"
*The looks of both the thug and Superman's faces when the former tries to [[ShootingSuperman shoot]] him.
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* "'''WRONG!'''"
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* "I've done Superman!" *snerk* "Covered him... you know what I mean."
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* "Weren't there two dogs?"
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* "Like Sea-Monkeys?" ... "Yes, exactly like Sea-Monkeys."

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* "Like Sea-Monkeys?" ... "Yes, exactly like Sea-Monkeys.""

* "A man can always tell when a woman is faking...especially Superman."

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