History Funny / SupermanBatman

'''Terry [=McGinnis=]:''' Little early for Haloween, mister. And with that white skin and ugly kisser-- --if you've got something to do with '''The Joker''', you're going down '''hard'''.

--.>'''Batman''': (internal monologue) ''This is ridiculous.''\\

* ''ComicBook/PublicEnemies''

'''ComicBook/PowerGirl''': What's everyone looking at me for? How am I supposed to distract…[[MostCommonSuperpower Oh]].

* Issue #51: Superman and Batman encounter chibi versions of themselves, from a universe where ''everyone'' is chibi - including the Justice League. And the supervillains. The result has to be seen to be believed: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/1187539.html

-->'''Batman''': (internal monologue) ''This is ridiculous.''
-->'''Superman''': (internal monologue) ''This is hysterical.''

--> '''Superman''': (internal monologue) ''I have strength enough to move mountains... I'm not sure I'm strong enough not to laugh right now.''

-->'''Batman''': (sporting a visible grin) ''No, Clark. You can't borrow my pirate ship.''

-->'''Superman''': ''Is there any more of that magic-K stuff? Don't hold out on me."

-->'''Batman''': (sporting another visible grin) ''Damn, I really liked this one. Fastest top speed yet.''
-->*Batman crashes the Batwing into "The American Boy."*
-->'''Batman''': ''[[{{Fiction500}} Good thing I'm rich.]]''

-->'''[[CoolOldLady Martha Kent]]''': ''Eat your peas, Bruce.''
-->'''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]''': ''Yes, ma'am.''

* Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but Desaad pointing out during his fight with [[ComicBook/TheScarecrow Scarecrow]] that for as weak as he is, he is a ''god'', and NormalFishInATinyPond still applies regarding his Fear Toxin.

-->'''Superboy''': Why couldn't I be doing this with [[BuxomIsBetter Power Girl]]!?\\

* In their first adventure, Supes and Bats fight a legion of supervillains out for a 1 billion dollar bounty on Superman's head posted by ComicBook/LexLuthor. Surrounded and vastly outnumbered, the duo stand [[BackToBackBadasses back-to-back]], and we get this gem:
--> '''Batman:''' I think we can take them. Do you think we can take them?
--> '''Superman:''' You ''always'' think we can take them.
** Note: They take them.

--> '''Katana''': But…The kid made it clear he wants to talk to Superman.
--> '''Batman''': He is also thirteen years old. Find a way to distract him.
--> '''ComicBook/PowerGirl''': What’s everyone looking at me for? How am I supposed to distract…[[MostCommonSuperpower Oh]].
** When Comicbook/{{Superboy}} and Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} are caught in a "walls closing in" DeathTrap:
-->'''Superboy''': Why couldn't I be doing this with [[BuxomIsBetter Power Girl]]!?
-->'''Supergirl''': What'd you say!?
-->'''Superboy''': Nothing.

* Issue 51. All of it. But especially the [[MemeticMutation Goshdarned Batman]].
** To explain: Superman and Batman encounter chibi versions of themselves, from a universe where ''everyone'' is chibi - including the Justice League. And the supervillains. The result has to be seen to be believed: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/1187539.html

* In issue #87, the Joker tries to kill Clark Kent using a giant mallet. What follows is four panels of the mallet aproaching in slow motion while Clark is trying to think of how a normal human person would react to being hit with a giant mallet.

* Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but Desaad pointing out during his fight with [[ComicBook/TheScarecrow Scarecrow]] that for as weak as he is, he is a ''god'', and NormalFishInATinyPond still applies regarding his Fear Toxin.

* Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but Desaad pointing out during his fight with [[ComicBook/The Scarecrow Scarecrow]] that for as weak as he is, he is a ''god'', and NormalFishInATinyPond still applies regarding his Fear Toxin.

* Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but Desaad pointing out during his fight with {{ComicBook/Scarecrow}} that for as weak as he is, he is a ''god'', and NormalFishInATinyPond still applies regarding his Fear Toxin.

* Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but Desaad pointing out during his fight with ComicBook/Scarecrow that for as weak as he is, he is a ''god'', and NormalFishInATinyPond still applies regarding his Fear Toxin.

* Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but Desaad pointing out that for as weak as he is, he is a ''god'', and NormalFishInATinyPond still applies.

* The exchange between Damian and Grayson about whether the former has a crush on Supergirl in #77

-->'''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]''': ''Yes, ma'am.''

--> '''ComicBook/PowerGirl''': What’s everyone looking at me for? How am I supposed to distract…Oh.

** When Superboy and Supergirl are caught in a "walls closing in" DeathTrap:

-->'''Superboy''': Why couldn't I be doing this with ComicBook/PowerGirl!?

* In their first adventure, Supes and Bats fight a legion of supervillains out for a 1 billion dollar bounty on Superman's head posted by SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor. Surrounded and vastly outnumbered, the duo stand [[BackToBackBadasses back-to-back]], and we get this gem:

--> '''PowerGirl''': What’s everyone looking at me for? How am I supposed to distract…Oh.

-->'''Superboy''': Why couldn't I be doing this with PowerGirl!?

** The discuss on how approach the new Toyman.

--> '''Powergirl''': What’s everyone looking at me for? How am I supposed to distract…Oh.

** Superman and Batman encounter chibi versions of themselves, from a universe where ''everyone'' is chibi - including the Justice League. And the supervillains. The result has to be seen to be believed. See http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/1187539.html

** Now that scans_daily is kaput, maybe you can give us some specifics?
*** Superman and Batman encounter chibi versions of themselves, from a universe where ''everyone'' is chibi - including the Justice League. And the supervillains. The result has to be seen to be believed.
*** Found it: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/1187539.html
*** Sorry, [[http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2658/4073496125_15537e3c79_b.jpg Ollie's face in that post's last picture distracted me.]] It's just ''too'' hilarious, though I bet [[{{Narm}} it wasn't intended to be.]]

-->'''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]''': ''Yes, ma'am.''
* When Superboy and Supergirl are caught in a "walls closing in" DeathTrap:
-->'''Superboy''': Why couldn't I be doing this with PowerGirl!?
-->'''Supergirl''': What'd you say!?
-->'''Superboy''': Nothing.
* Any scene where Bizarro and Batzarro appear.
-->"Me no am BATZARRO - World's Worst Detective!" *MALB MALB MALB*

** Superman gets exposed to a new type of kryptonite and has the munchies.

-->Batzarro: "Me no am BATZARRO - World's Worst Detective!" *MALB MALB MALB*

-->"Me no am BATZARRO - World's Worst Detective!" *MALB MALB MALB*

-->'''Superboy''': Nothing.

* In their first adventure, Supes and Bats fight an entire legion of supervillains out for a 1 billion dollar bounty on Superman's head posted by LexLuthor. Surrounded and vastly outnumbered, the duo stand [[BackToBackBadasses back-to-back]], and we get this gem:

-->'''[[{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]''': ''Yes, ma'am.''

-->'''[[{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]''': ''Yes, ma'am.''