Line #25 Funny/SupermanBatman


1	* ''ComicBook/PublicEnemies''
2	** Supes and Bats fight a legion of supervillains out for a 1 billion dollar bounty on Superman's head posted by ComicBook/LexLuthor. Surrounded and vastly outnumbered, the duo stand [[BackToBackBadasses back-to-back]], and we get this gem:
3	--->'''Batman:''' I think we can take them. Do you think we can take them?\
4	'''Superman:''' You ''always'' think we can take them.
5	** The discussion on how to approach the new Toyman.
6	--->'''Katana''': But…The kid made it clear he wants to talk to Superman.\
7	'''Batman''': He is also thirteen years old. Find a way to distract him.\
8	'''ComicBook/PowerGirl''': What’s everyone looking at me for? How am I supposed to distract[[MostCommonSuperpower Oh]].
9	** When ComicBook/{{Superboy}} and ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} are caught in a "walls closing in" DeathTrap:
10	-->'''Superboy''': Why couldn't I be doing this with [[BuxomBeautyStandard Power Girl]]!?\
11	'''Supergirl''': What'd you say!?\
12	'''Superboy''': Nothing.
13	* ''ComicBook/TheSupergirlFromKrypton2004'': While Big Barda is arguing with Superman and Wonder Woman, Batman can be seen wandering around the room observing furniture and decorations, until a panel or so later he discovers a secret switch that reveals a false wall hiding Mr. Miracle's costume. Barda is not amused.
14	* Any scene where Bizarro and Batzarro appear.
15	-->"Me no am BATZARRO - World's Worst Detective!" MALB MALB MALB
16	** One especially funny bit is when the two find their way into the Justice League watchtower in issue 22, where Bizarro refers to J'onn J'onzz as "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Marvin the Martian]]" and he and Batzarro use the transporter, only to respectively wind up in the ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' and ''ComicBook/SupermanRedSon'' universes.
17	-->'''Red Son Superman:''' (''grabs Batzarro by the collar'') <You have violated Soviet air space.>\
18	'''Terry [=McGinnis=]:''' (''ensnares Bizarro's leg with the Bat-grapple'') Going somewhere, freak?\
19	'''Red Son Superman:''' (''[[NeckLift raises Batzarro by his neck]]'') <You will tell me who sent you--> '''<--or I will crush you here.>'''\
20	'''Terry [=McGinnis=]:''' Little early for Haloween, mister. And with that white skin and ugly kisser-- --if you've got something to do with '''The Joker''', you're going down '''hard'''.
21	* Issue #51: Superman and Batman encounter chibi versions of themselves, from a universe where ''everyone'' is chibi - including the Justice League. And the supervillains. The result has to be seen to be believed: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/1187539.html
22	* The 'K' arc (from which the chibi League debuted) had a number of other funny moments, and made even funnier because most of them involve the normally ComicallySerious Batman, if not actually being delivered by him:
23	** The ridiculously inaccurate Superman/Batman movie, which takes...[[AdaptationDecay a few liberties]] with Batman's character, making him a blond who had a sister, with both being victims of [[AbusiveParents child abuse]], and having him inspired to become Batman because of the ''baseball bat'' wielded by his father. His batcave is also on the moon. All the while the real Batman and Superman are watching the filming process; Bruce is not amused, but Clark sure is.
24	-->'''Batman''': (internal monologue) ''This is ridiculous.''
25	-->'''Superman''': (internal monologue) ''This is hysterical.''
26	*** And later in the same scene...
27	--> '''Superman''': (internal monologue) ''I have strength enough to move mountains... I'm not sure I'm strong enough not to laugh right now.''
28	** After Superman is recovering from being hit by Kryptonite shrapnel, he wears an eyepatch to cover the damaged eye and approaches Batman and says he has a question for him.
29	-->'''Batman''': (sporting a visible grin) ''No, Clark. You can't borrow my pirate ship.''
30	** Superman gets exposed to a [[GRatedDrug new type of kryptonite]] and has the munchies.
31	-->'''Superman''': ''Is there any more of that magic-K stuff? Don't hold out on me."
32	** While Superman is fighting a losing battle with "The American Boy," a Doomsday clone modified to have [[KryptoniteFactor Kryptonite]] [[SpikesOfVillainy bone protrusions]], Batman flies in on his Batwing to assist.
33	-->'''Batman''': (sporting another visible grin) ''Damn, I really liked this one. Fastest top speed yet.''
34	-->Batman crashes the Batwing into "The American Boy."
35	-->'''Batman''': ''[[{{Fiction500}} Good thing I'm rich.]]''
36	** A small one, following the battle with "The American Boy" where Clark and Bruce have dinner at the Kent farm:
37	-->'''[[CoolOldLady Martha Kent]]''': ''Eat your peas, Bruce.''
38	-->'''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]''': ''Yes, ma'am.''
39	* The exchange between Damian and Grayson about whether the former has a crush on Supergirl in #77
40	* Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but Desaad pointing out during his fight with [[ComicBook/TheScarecrow Scarecrow]] that for as weak as he is, he is a ''god'', and NormalFishInATinyPond still applies regarding his Fear Toxin.
41	* In issue #87, the Joker tries to kill Clark Kent using a giant mallet. What follows is four panels of the mallet aproaching in slow motion while Clark is trying to think of how a normal human person would react to being hit with a giant mallet.
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