History Funny / SuikodenV

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* Egbert. Much of what he says about those FILTHY DEVIL GODWINS! is funny. "I'll stab him in the FOREHEAD with my FINGERNAIL!"

** Three guys with intense hatred on something: Nakula (Nether Gate), Raven (Oboro) and Egbert (FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS!) take a bath together and spend their time with nothing but screaming off curses to their hated subjects, scaring off the perfectly sane Wasil from entering the bath.
** Takamu asking Shoon about the map of Stormfist underground passage, with Shoon telling him to go to Egbert... Takamu just keeps asking Shoon like a BrokenRecord, annoying the latter, until Takamu revealed the truth: He did ask Egbert, but after the first corner is done, he just got about more than a hundred "Filthy devils!"]].

** Takamu asking Shoon about the map of Stormfist underground passage, with Shoon telling him to go to Egbert... Takamu just keeps asking Shoon like a BrokenRecord, annoying the latter, until Takamu revealed the truth: He did ask Egbert, but after the first corner is done, he just got about more than a hundred [[RantInducingSlight "Filthy devils!"]].

* Skald Egan's CrazyAwesome personality leads to a lot of these moments, especially because he plays it up to get others to "compromise" by meeting his insane ideas halfway. One example when a bunch of pirates take over the Nirva lighthouse and threaten to burn it down that night unless they're granted safe passage and immunity. Skald's first plan is to wait until nightfall. When his lieutenant and daughter, Bernadette, assumes he'll launch a night raid, he only states that a lighthouse on fire would be more spectacular at night. Bern is not impressed.

* The scene where Euram Barrows tries to discredit the Prince in Sable. The group has the bright idea to go with his plan at first, then turn around and reveal it to everyone. Which results in terrible acting all around. Sialeeds and Lyon are easily the worst, with Faylen and Faylon not being much better. And, of course, [[LargeHam Euram]] [[ChewingTheScenery steals the scene]].

-->'''Logg''': What'n the hell's THAT s'pposed ta mean?!

-->'''Logg''': "What'n the hell's THAT s'pposed ta mean?!"

* Gunde the dwarf's introduction scene features his disbelief over Logg's introduction of his daughter Lun, the Prince, and Lyon the Queen's Knight. Lun's colorful language convinces Gunde that Logg is telling the truth. Not only is Lun offended, but ''Logg'' as well.

* The scene where Euram Barrows tries to discredit the Prince in Sable. The group has the bright idea to go with his plan at first, then turn around and reveal it to everyone. Which results in terrible acting all around. Sialeeds and Lyon are easily the worst, with Faylen and Faylon not being much better.

* Egbert. Nuff' said.
** This troper's personal favorite is "I'll stab him in the FOREHEAD with my FINGERNAIL!"
* Kyle explaining to the prince that he wanted to come along to Lunas with him and the Princess. Since he was exempt from Lordlake and Stormfist, he wanted to do something. Ferid's response? "They'd be safer in the jaws of a Creeper!" When you find out what the ceremony entails, you have to give Ferid credit for saving his daughter and sister-in-law from the eyes of a pervert.
** Not to mention his reaction when you admit you DIDN'T see anything.

** And that Kisara was talking about how big and round it made Lun's... ''eyes''.
* Pretty much the entire scene where Euram Barrows tries to discredit the Prince in Sable. The group has the bright idea to go with his plan at first, then turn around and reveal it to everyone. Which results in terrible acting all around. Sialeeds and Lyon are easily the worst, with Faylen and Faylon not being much better.

--->'''Logg''': "What'n the hell's THAT s'pposed ta mean?!"

-->'''The Filthy Devil Letter (From: Egbert):''' "[[ChainLetter You have to send exact copies of this letter to twenty-seven people within twenty-seven days]]. If you don't, you'll be a 'filthy devil.' FILTHY DEVIL!"

* The traditional Comment Box is a goldmine of hilarious comments and requests from the various members of your army, but once again Egbert manages to take the cake with [[ChainLetter The Filthy Devil Letter]].
-->'''The Filthy Devil Letter:''' "You have to send exact copies of this letter to twenty-seven people within twenty-seven days. If you don't, you'll be a 'filthy devil.' FILTHY DEVIL!"

-->'''Lu''': Whoaaaaaaaa! So, totally, utterly, awesomely KEWL! It's all, "Hey, I'm a giant robot horsey! Look at me!" Kewl!

-->'''Lymsleia''': Um, Frey? I think the lamp was the brightest thing about these two.

* Bath scenes are chock full of humor.

* Nikea is introduces angrily arguing with a guard telling her she can't participate in the Sacred Games because of her gender, even though Falena is a Matriarchy. Apparently no one told her what the [[ArrangedMarriage prize]] was.

* Mueller repeatedly kicking Richard's ass over his fawning "love" for him. Since Richard is a legitimate badass and is considered one of the greatest swordsman in the game makes it even funnier.

* Mueller repeatedly kicking Richard's ass over his fawning "love" for him. Since Richard is a LegitimateBadass and is considered one of the greatest swordsman in the game makes it even funnier.

* Any time Mathias says his CatchPhrase of exacting swift and final retribution to the enemy and cast their loathsome corpse in the nearest body of water. The presence of that CatchPhrase alone is just enough to make people grin.

* Pretty much the entire scene where Euram Barrows tries to discredit the Prince in Sable. The group has the bright idea to go with his plan at first, then turn around and reveal it to everyone. Which results in terrible acting all around. Sialeeds and Lyon are easily the worst, with Faylen and Faylon not being much better.

** And that Kisara was talking about how big and round it made Lun's... ''eyes''.

* The furo scene, where Subala and Lun discuss their assets. Subala points out that Lun's grew so big because she's been drinking [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B2_dpVCOuU that... "suff".]] Lun's mother, Kisara, tells Subala she can have some too, if she likes. Cue shocked responses... until they find out she's talking about Raja's tea...

* Subala and Lun having a discussion of their...assets. Subala points out that Lun's grew so big because she's been drinking that guy's... "suff". Kisara, also in the bath, tells Subala she can have some if she wants. Cue shocked responses... until they find out she's talking about Raja's tea...

* Subala and Lun having a discussion of their...assets. Subala points out that Lun's grew so big because she's been drinking her mother's...'that'. Kisara, also in the bath, tells Subala she can have some if she wants. Cue shocked responses...until they find out she's talking about Raja's tea...

* Zieg intruding on Viki and Lorelai's conversation...in the bath. They were understandably shocked...until Zieg points out that Lorelai would do the same thing. She agrees. Cue Viki screaming in terror and running.