History Funny / StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq8r0GjXeQ "And now for a moldy oldie from the Pomarino himself..."]]

* During the Professor's introduction, he throws a pair of safety scissors at the wall... and misses. Jump cut to the scissors finally embedded in the wall, and about four indentations as well.

** How do you get past Strong Sad's bottomless supply of repetitive {{Fetch Quest}}s? Give him a piece of scorpion food, causing him to get attacked by Munchox, AKA the King of Town with a low-res scorpion tail attached.

[[AC:Homestar Ruiner]]

[[AC:Strong Badia the Free]]

[[AC:Baddest of the Bands]]

** Bubs: "Thanks for all the free recyclable guitar picks!" If you give the signed poster to Bubs, he'll announce "I can probably sell this to myself for a

[[AC:Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

[[AC:8-Bit Is Enough]]

** How do you get past Strong Sad's bottomless supply of repetitive {{Fetch Quest}}s? Give him a piece of scorpion food, causing him to get attacked by Munchox, AKA the King of Town with a low-res scorpion tail attached.

** Homestar Runner: Peeved that Homestar apparently can't be bothered to ask for one in person, Marzipan writes an [[TakeOurWordForIt unseen diatribe]] that Strong Bad describes as "written domestic abuse".
*** Give the signed glossy to Homestar, and:
-->'''Homestar:''' Ooh, that's one saucy signature!

** "THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!"

** "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!"

* At the beginning of the final scene, Dangeresque confronts Dangeresque Too (whom he thinks is Uzi Bazooka), while the latter tries to free Renaldo. The ensuing "{{NotWhatItLooksLike}}" conversation is interrupted when one of the space station's "windows" fall off the wall, bringing the take to a complete halt while Strong Bad is in the middle of his line.

-->'''Strong Bad''': "That was completely meaningless and it made my brain throw up."

** Once Homsar is convinced to join up, there's this...
--->'''Homsar:''' But first, you must complete the three ancient tasks of great boredom...\\

-->'''Homestar:''' And the winner is… Homestar Runner! I believe that the winner is right here in our studio!

--->'''Strong Bad:''' Listen to what that royal boil did to me! First, he...\\

'''Strong Sad:''' (''confused'') [[BigWhat Whaaaaat?]]

* When you end your first conversation with him at the track, Homestar is apparently getting tired of Marzipan bugging him about the preparations for the victory party.
-->'''Homestar:''' Marzipan just wanted my opinion on the decorations... and the cake jugglers... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and the plight of the lowlands toad weasel]]... and the, the... (''descends into {{Angrish}}, then kicks his cell phone across the track'') Pardon me, I'm off to the locker room to reacquire my game-face.

* When you first get to the field, Homestar is apparently getting tired of Marzipan bugging him about the preparations for the victory party.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq8r0GjXeQ "And now, a moldy oldie from the Pomarino himself..."]]

* Strong Bad's various attempts to get into Strong Sad's room (and Strong Sad's responses), from offering Strong Sad's favorite "nasty ethnic food" ("I don't believe in favoring one food over another.") to acting like an angry step-mother ("You're not even my real mom!")

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq8r0GjXeQ "Girl, we got a food-related love, and it makes me want to sing..."]]

** There's another funny moment in how we hear Strong Bad and Homsar speak normally while occasionally cutting to Strong Sad's POV where he can't understand any of the word salads exchanged between them.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown!
-->'''Strong Bad:''' By the power of... uh... (Nauseated) brown skull...

-->'''Strong Mad:''' *As he stomps towards Strong Bad* [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Footstep! Footstep! Footstep!]]

-->'''Strong Mad:''' (to the Poopsmith) INTRUDER ALERT??

-->'''Strong Bad:''' (from inside the ceiling vent directly above Strong Mad) [[NoPeripheralVision It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up.]]

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Aw, whatsit.

* One of the "battles" between [[spoiler: Homestar and Coach Z]] in ''Maps & Minions'':
--> [[spoiler: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER! VERSUS! COACH Z!''']]
--> [[spoiler: (cut to the two in the field)]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Coach Z:''' (to Homestar) Fair enough, I'll go. (leaves)]]
--> [[spoiler: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER! WINS!''']]

* Strong Bad's attempt at speaking Homsar's language at the Homsar Reservation. "Dah, I broke the tip off my stipend!" When you get the mystic pylon up and running and [[spoiler: can understand Homsar's language, trying to speak the language will cause Homsar to complain "Why are you talking gibberish, Strong Bad? You sound like a two-years-old boy."]]
** There's another funny moment in how [[spoiler:we hear Strong Bad and Homsar speak normally while occasionally cutting to Strong Sad's POV where he can't understand any of the word salads exchanged between them.]]

--->'''Strong Mad:''' [[spoiler: [[HiddenDepths I HELPED WITH HER INCOME TAX!]]]]
* The final line of the game after [[spoiler:Strong Bad tricks The King of Town into reclaiming his throne ''and'' repealing the e-mail tax.]]

** How do you get past Strong Sad's bottomless supply of repetitive {{Fetch Quest}}s? [[spoiler: Give him a piece of scorpion food, causing him to get attacked by Munchox, AKA the King of Town with a low-res scorpion tail attached.]]

-->'''Cheerleader:''' Challah, cave-girls! Today's the big mammoth hunt, and you know what that means.
-->'''So-And-So:''' [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness An in-depth study of the indigenous megafauna?]]
-->'''What's-Her-Face:''' [[WalkingWithDinosaurs Some kinda weird CG-filled cable special?]]
-->'''The Ugg-ly One:''' [[TooMuchInformation More parasites for my]]...
-->'''Cheerleader:''' It's ''boys'', alright?! It's ''always'' boys!

** Using the candy bar on The Ugly One during the third scene has her get zapped by a robotic penguin [[DisproportionateRetribution for smuggling outside food past "concession stand security"]]. Then the penguin eats the bar himself and chokes on it.

-->'''Strong Bad''': Not Marzipan! ''(to himself)'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Though that's a pretty good one. Gotta remember that.]]
** "It's an orfigy of the King of Town! Arfigy! [[RolePlayingGame RPG!]] FirstPersonShooter!"
** I WANT A SODA!!

* From the intro to "Cave Girl Squad":

-->'''Homestar''': Well, the draft didn't work, Strong Bad. Only one thing left to do: Clone an army of mutant super-soldiers.
-->'''Strong Bad''': No, Homestar, we... ''(quickly taken by surprise)'' Wait. That was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?

* Strong Bad's explanation for why he didn't hear about the e-mail tax.
-->'''Marzipan''': Didn't you see the warning message about the new e-mail tax?
-->'''Strong Bad''': {imitating Marzipan} No, I didn't see the warning message about the new e-mail tax. {speaking normally} All messages from the King of Town get intercepted with extreme prejudice by my idiot filter.
-->'''Homestar''': But I sent you all kinds of reminder e-mails!
-->'''Strong Bad''': Idiot filter.
-->'''Homestar''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But I sent you all kinds of reminder e-mails!]]
-->'''Strong Bad''': Idiot— nevermind.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' That didn't take long.
-->'''Strong Sad:''' Turns out the Homsar Reservation has free health care.

-->'''Strong Mad:''' [[spoiler: [[HiddenDepths I HELPED WITH HER INCOME TAX!]]]]

* After putting a glowstick inside a drink...
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Now we're talking! I bet you can see this thing from space! Hey astronauts, throw me down some freeze-dried ice cream! And none of that Neapolitan crap!

* Strong Bad can also use the cell phone to prank-call ''himself''. Once he hangs up, he looks around for a bit before remarking, "Well, that was more than a little weird."