History Funny / StevenUniverseSeason5

* Topaz makes a desperate attempt to defuse the situation when Aquamarine first discovers their escape attempt. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Predictably]], Aquamarine is not pleased.

** The song itself has a funny tidbit too, as Ruby describes [[AnIcePerson Sapphire]] as being "[[JustForPun rather cold]]".

** The prosecution Zircon addresses Yellow Diamond by rambling an overly long compliment to her. Yellow Diamond responds with [[DeadpanSnarker "Just 'My Diamond' will suffice, or we'll never get through this."]]

** When Jasper is revived, she immediately goes after Steven. Amethyst has to explain what's going on, all the while Jasper sinks into the water in embarrassment.
** Also in that same scene, Jasper turning to see Yellow Diamond glaring at her while Blue and White are conversing, almost like a parent telling her unruly child to behave herself ''or else''.

-->'''Peridot:''' ''Ha!'' I win! Also, less importantly, who are you?

* Both Amethyst and Pearl find a snake and name it "Party Guy". Then it bites Pearl and she [[OffscreenCrash starts fighting it offscreen]].

'''Blue Diamond:''' [[LiteralMinded I've been asking that question.]]\\

* The Auxiliary Crystal Gems appear to kick ass... just to find the Crystal Gems laughing as the confrontation against White Diamond is already over.

* Mayor Dewey being subjected to ProducePelting ends up on [=TubeTube=].

'''Dewey:''' ''Twelve people''?! [[ThrivingGhostTown That's half the town!]] I'm finished, Universe. I don't know of many political figures that have made a comeback after getting a tomato to the face!

* When Watermelon Steven makes it to Beach City, he tries to communicate the situation to Greg and Bismuth, but they don't understand his watermelon vocalizations. Then he tries [[http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/File:Escapism_331.png drawing an elaborate picture of the situation on Homeworld]], which they also fail to understand. Then he gives up and simply writes the words "HELP! WE NEED BACKUP!"

* [[https://itsd-man.tumblr.com/post/161218715863/yellow-pearl-crying-is-hilarious Yellow Pearl]] [[CryCute Crying Cute]].

'''Pearl:''' I don't know! You two are incredible together! It can't be over! ''It can't be!''\\

** Doubles as SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}}, as it goes to show how much Steven cares for Garnet, as both seperate components and a singular being.

** During the big WhamLine itself [[note]] "Someone... like ''one of you!'' [[/note]], Blue Diamond shows that she can be TheComicallySerious, with her over the top and almost goofy gasp.

** During the big WhamLine itself [[note]] "Someone... like '''one of you!'' [[/note]], Blue Diamond shows that she can be TheComicallySerious, with her over the top and almost goofy gasp.

** During the big WhamLine itself, Blue Diamond shows that she can be TheComicallySerious, with her over the top and almost goofy gasp.

-->'''Pearl:''' It's going to be okay. She's going to come back! She's ''got'' to come back! If she doesn't then... then, there would be no more Garnet...and... what on Earth would we do without Garnet?
-->''Sapphire:''' Oh, Pearl! How will I ever get her back?!
'''Pearl:'' I don't know! You two are incredible together! It can't be over! ''It can't be!''

* Pearl trying to cheer up Sapphire by assuring her Ruby will return... because if she doesn't there would be no Garnet. [[AssuranceBackfire And what on Earth would they do without Garnet?]] And they're so perfect together, it can't be over! Needless to say none of this helps and only makes it so that Pearl joins Sapphire in crying uncontrollably.

* Jamie's incredibly awkward improv troupe, the Beach City Laugh Guards.

* Topaz makes a desperate attempt to defuse the situation when Aquamarine first discovers their escape attempt. [[RealityEnsues Predictably]], Aquamarine is not pleased.

** And then having RealityEnsues occur by her not being able to hold Rose up and she staggers sideways to try and maintain balance before they collapse offscreen.

** Her response isn't throwing more of a fit, either — it's a LuminescentBlush, which spreads to her puppets and even to '''her headship''' (in fact, she almost doesn't realize that [[TomatoInTheMirror they're only blushing because]] ''[[TomatoInTheMirror she's]]'' [[TomatoInTheMirror the one blushing]]). She's so embarrassed and simultaneously mortified that her powers fail her and all the Gems return to normal. Steven [[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath beat White Diamond]] by making her feel like a ''dork''.
* The Auxiliary Gems appear to kick ass... just to find the Crystal Gems laughing.