History Funny / StevenUniverseSeason5

* Yellow Pearl [[https://itsd-man.tumblr.com/post/161218715863/yellow-pearl-crying-is-hilarious crying]].

* Steven is ordered to describe Pink Diamond's shattering. He assumes there was a struggle and that Rose "probably did a jump kick". Yellow Pearl rapidly types up what he says. Blue Pearl makes a sketch of Steven doing a jump kick.

* Yellow Zircon addresses Yellow Diamond by rambling an overly long compliment to her. Yellow Diamond responds with [[DeadpanSnarker "Just 'My Diamond' will suffice, or this trial will never be over with."]]
* Yellow Zircon uses Lars as evidence. Lars, understandably freaked out, starts yelling and asking questions...prompting Yellow Zircon to bubble his head to keep him quiet. And he's ''still'' shouting under the bubble for most of the episode!

* [[CloudCuckooLander Padp]][[CaptainObvious arad]][[DelayedReaction scha]].

-->'''Fluorite:''' Padparadscha can only predict things that just happened.
-->'''Padparadscha:''' Here comes Fluorite!

* Steven tries to prove Lars is not [[spoiler:a zombie]] by listening to [[spoiler:his heartbeat. It beats about once every 3-5 seconds.]]

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* Steven tries to prove Lars is not [[spoiler:a zombie]] by listening to [[spoiler:his heartbeat]]. He hears nothing.

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** Topaz's appearance is huge and intimidating. Her voice? [[VocalDissonance Not so much...]]
** The fact that Topaz refers to her components by name and separately. It makes perfect sense in context, but it also comes with the humorous effect of making her sound like a ThirdPersonPerson.

** At one point, she dabs her eyes with ''Steven's discarded pants''.

** Similarly, we have Topaz's desperate attempt to defuse the situation when Aquamarine first discovers their escape attempt. [[RealityEnsues Predictably]], Aquamarine is not pleased.
-->'''Topaz:''' They had this whole heartfelt thing about being there for each other and you missed it! It was so moving!\\
'''Aquamarine:''' (''draws her wand with an "I'm gonna kill you" look on her face'')

-->''':Topaz:''' I don't know what Topaz would do if she didn't have Topaz!

-->'''Topaz:''' They had this whole heartfelt thing about being their for each other and you missed it! It was so moving!\\

'''Lars:''' I ran and hide, Steven, like any sensible person [[ExplainExplainOhCrap would... do... if... they wanted to get trapped on a ship. Oh.]]

'''Steven:''' Lars: pull my pants off.\\

'''Lars:''' What if I don't want to be saved? What if I want to stay trapped here and fly around space, and ''why your pants'', you weirdo?!

-->'''Lars:''' (dejected) [[GallowsHumor At least I make a good seat cushion.]] ''You feeling cozy, ya big banana?''

* Steven and Lars have a big, emotional bonding moment...and ''Topaz'' starts blubbering like a ninny, too.
* When Steven and Topaz try to convince Aquamarine to talk it out rather than fight like they just did, Aquamarine's immediate response is her making [[https://i.redd.it/sjrlg59fhvwy.png a face]] that just says, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

* Lars' [[BigWhat baffled reaction]] to Steven asking him to take off Steven's pants.

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* Lars' [[FlatWhat baffled reaction]] to Steven asking him to take off Steven's pants.

* When Steven and Topaz try to convince Aquamarine to talk it out rather than fight like they just did, Aquamarine's immediate response is her making a face that just says, "Are you f-ing kidding me?"

* Steven and Lars have a big, emotional bonding moment...and ''Topaz'' starts blubbering like a ninny.

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