History Funny / StarcraftIIWingsofLiberty

--> '''Tychus''': (dazed) A little help here...? (cuts to black) ...anybody?

--> '''Tychus''': L'il help here? (cuts to black) ...anybody?

-->'''Raynor''': Now ''ain't'' the time, Swann!

* There's of course the Blizzard famous StopPokingMe quotes. The ghosts, for example, have taken their barely contained psychopathy UpToEleven in this installment...

* When playing on Brutal difficulty, be prepared to see funny sights like pirate mercenaries fighting for The Dominion in some missions. This includes the Duskwings who ''defected'' from The Dominion, meaning they betrayed The Dominion and got rehired by them as mercenary units. Those Duskwings must be really worth the money if they were welcomed back just like that; money ''really'' talks it seems.

--> "Ahh, [[CallBack I like all the pretty lights.]]" [[note]]May double as a ShoutOut to a similar quote from the ''Brood War'' Protoss Corsair.[[/note]]

--> "Ahh, [[CallBack I like all the pretty lights.]]" [[note]]May double as a ShoutOut to a similar quote of the ''Brood War'' Protoss Corsair.[[/note]]

--> "Ahh, I like all the pretty lights."

** Yes, the Protoss heroes in "In Utter Darkness" might be fighting to the death against impossible odds, but they still manage to get in a few quips before then.

-->'''Mengsk:''' "I was called upon to serve the greater interest of humanity! Personal power was never my goal!" \\
'''Kate:''' "Then how would you characterize ''this'' statement?" \\

'''Recording of [=SC1!=]Mengsk:''' I will not be stopped, not by you, or the Confederates, or the Protoss, or anyone! I will ''rule'' this sector, or see it burnt to ashes around me!"

* "Bar Brawl", after [[spoiler:Jim's beating up of Tychus]]:

** Kate Lockwell breaking loose and letting out several excited cheers when [[spoiler:she's promoted to lead anchor when her predecessor, Donny Vermillion, has himself committed]].
*** Not to mention the story of [[spoiler:Donny's commission. At the time, [[NoodleImplements he was wearing nothing but socks, holding a copy of Emperor Mengsk's manifesto and a pound of peanut butter.]]]]

'''[[spoiler:Recording of [=SC1!=]Mengsk]]:''' [[spoiler:I will not be stopped, not by you, or the Confederates, or the Protoss, or anyone! I will ''rule'' this sector, or see it burnt to ashes around me!"]]

** [[HilariousInHindsight Even funnier]] since ''VideoGame/LegacyOfTheVoid'' was released - it basically does exactly what Tychus described [[spoiler: as part of its function to revive a dead Xel'naga!]]

* The TooDumbToLive mentality of the AI really kicks in in ''Media Blitz'', where [[spoiler:the Odin]] is implied to be the most powerful weapon of war the Dominion, or perhaps humanity period, has ever created. Doesn't stop any enemy unit at all from running in and attacking you without any concern for their safety. Considering the unit is so big it can knock over streetlights and crush cars just by walking around, it can be pretty amusing to see a lone marine charge in guns blazing at you.

* Tosh'es has an ability called Psionic Shield that gives him a shield similar to Protoss units. With this ability, you could say that he's [[{{Pun}} Pro-Tosh]].

* If you complete the "Ghost of a Chance" scenario of Starcraft II, Tosh will become enraged at Raynor during the post-mission communication and will stab a Voodoo doll. It has no effect on Raynor, to Tosh's perplexity, but Tychus finds himself being hit with piercing pain and tossed around the room. Then later when Nova gets ahold of it...

*** Not to mention the story of [[spoiler:Donny's commission. At the time, [[NoodleImplements he was wearing nothing but socks, holding a copy of Emperor Mengsk's Manifesto and a pound of peanut butter.]]]]

** All of Donny's hilariously inept attempts at censoring various news stories to favor Emperor Mengsk.

* The TooDumbToLive mentality of the AI really kicks in in Media Blitz, where [[spoiler:the Odin]] is implied to be the most powerful weapon of war the Dominion, or perhaps humanity period, has ever created. Doesn't stop any enemy unit at all from running in and attacking you without any concern for their safety. Considering the unit is so big it can knock over streetlights and crush cars just by walking around, it can be pretty amusing to see a lone marine charge in guns blazing at you.

--->'''Tychus:''' Well, I'll be damned... [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything those Dominion eggheads really thoughta everythin']]. Pardon me for a moment... ''(sound of toilet flushing a couple of seconds later)''

* The "Heal Bus" comment of the Medivac's description at the Hyperion Hangar.

--->'''Tal'Darim Executor''': James Raynor! We were expecting your arrival... Now you will ''finally'' pay for stealing our sacred relics!
--->'''Raynor''' (sounding more annoyed than worried): [[OhCrap Oh shit]], [[TheUsualAdversaries not the Tal'darim again]]! [[HypocriticalHumor Seriously, they should learn when to quit]]!

--> "Now how'd I miss this button with a skull on it?"