History Funny / StarcraftIIWingsOfLiberty

-->'''Reaper''': Thought I was signin' up to be a Film/RepoMan, imagine my surprise...
-->'''Marine''': [[ChewBubblegum "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum! And I'm all out of]] - oh, forget it..."
-->'''Firebat''': "Ack. Turns out I ''hate'' [[Film/ApocalypseNow the smell of napalm in the morning]]."
-->'''Medic''': "Dammit, [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm a medic, not a doctor]]! *{{beat}}* Oh."
-->'''Battlecruiser''': "The [[WaveMotionGun Yamato]] is loaded... [[VodkaDrunkenski and so am I]]!"

-->'''Thor''': "I am here! [[BreakingTheFourthWall Click me]]!"

-->'''Reaper''': Thought I was signin' up to be a RepoMan, imagine my surprise...

* When Raynor arrives at the rendezvous point for Moebius and is met with Valerian and the Dominion, Raynor is hailed by them in the subsequent mission briefing. Raynor demands to know why the Crown Prince of Terran Dominion wants to give him "a chance of get Sara Kerrigan back", and when Valerian tries to avoid that question and instead discuss their next move, Raynor closes the channel, smirks, then re-opens it a couple seconds later. Cue DeathGlare and "I can see why my father wants to kill you."

* When Raynor arrives at the rendezvous point for Moebius and is met with Valerian and the Dominion, Raynor is hailed by them in the subsequent mission briefing. When Valerian tries to posture and refers to him as "Jim", Raynor closes the channel, smirks, then re-opens it a couple seconds later. Cue DeathGlare and "I can see why my father wants to kill you."

* After the opening cutscene in which Raynor shoots the TV in the bar out of anger at Mengsk, every time you go to the Cantina (even after moving to the Hyperion), there is a paper taped to the TV that says "[[CallBackDont shoot the screen.]]"

* After the opening cutscene in which Raynor shoots the TV in the bar out of anger at Mengsk, every time you go to the Cantina (even after moving to the Hyperion), there is a paper taped to the TV that says "[[CallBackDon't shoot the screen.]]"

* After the opening cutscene in which Raynor shoots the TV in the bar out of anger at Mengsk, every time you go to the Cantina (even after moving to the Hyperion), there is a paper taped to the TV that says " [[[CallBackDon't shoot the screen.]]]"

* After the opening cutscene in which Raynor shoots the TV in the bar out of anger at Mengsk, every time you go to the Cantina (even after moving to the Hyperion), there is a paper taped to the TV that says " [[CallBackDon't shoot the screen.]]"

* After the opening cutscene in which Raynor shoots the TV in the bar out of anger at Mengsk, every time you go to the Cantina (even after moving to the Hyperion), there is a paper taped to the TV that says "Don't shoot the screen."

* I can't be the only one who laughed his ass off at the "Heal Bus" comment of the Medivac's description at the Hyperion Hangar...can I?

--> "That's it. Goin' to have to start pretendin' like I'm wrokin'."

* In ''Supernova'', Raynor must get an alien artifact and get out of the planet before it gets completely consumed by its own sun. Guess who choses this moment to show up?
--->'''Tal'Darim Executor''': James Raynor! We were expecting your arrival... Now you will ''finally'' pay for stealing our sacred reliques!
--->'''Raynor''' (sounding more annoyed than worried): [[OhCrap Oh shit]], [[TheUsualAdversaries not the Tal'darim again!]] [[HypocriticalHumor Seriously, they should learn when to quit]]!
* Ariel Hanson saying "WE SURE GAVE MENGSK A KICK IN THE PANTS!" all excitingly after "Media Blitz". (If you kept her that long, that is.)

-->'''Marine''': "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum! And I'm all out of - oh, forget it..."

* If you complete the "Ghost of a Chance" scenario of Starcraft II, Tosh will become enraged at Raynor during the post-mission communication and will stab a Voodoo doll. It has no effect on Raynor, to Tosh's perplexity, but Tychus finds himself being hit with piercing pain and tossed around the room.
** [[ComedicSociopathy "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!]]

* Arial Hansen saying "WE SURE GAVE MENGSK A KICK IN THE PANTS!" all excitingly after "Media Blitz". (If you kept her that long)

*** Not to mention the story of [[spoiler:Donny's commission. At the time, he was wearing nothing but socks, holding a copy of Mengsk's prision manifesto and a pound of peanut butter.]]

** Also, Kate interviewing a Dominion ghost.
*** We expect to BLEEP them... very soon.

** [[ThisTropeIsBleep Also, Kate interviewing a Dominion ghost.]]

--->'''Raynor''' (sounding more annoyed than worried): [[OhCrap Oh shit]], not the Tal'darim again! [[HypocriticalHumor Seriously, they should learn when to quit]]!

--->'''Raynor''' (sounding more annoyed than worried): [[OhCrap Oh shit]], not the Tal'darim again! Seriously, can't they just learn to give up?

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