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* CellaWerra's 13 gate build. "Why I am need 13 gateway?"
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--->'''Ghost''': Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers...''I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!''

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--->'''Ghost''': Whenever -->'''Ghost''': ''Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers...''I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!''it!



--->'''Swann''': ''Your girl came through alright.[...]''
--->'''Raynor''': ''She ain't "my girl", Swann.''
--->'''Swann''': ''Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure ''seems'' like your type.''

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--->'''Swann''': -->'''Swann''': ''Your girl came through alright.[...]''
--->'''Raynor''': -->'''Raynor''': ''She ain't "my girl", Swann.''
--->'''Swann''': -->'''Swann''': ''Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure ''seems'' like your type.''

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* "I love you, Sarge!"

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* "I In the final mission of the Protoss original campaign, after Aldaris's acknowledgement of Tassadar and Zeratul as "representing all that is greatest in us":
--> '''Jim Raynor''': ''Great. Does that mean they'll send any backup for us?''
* Also in a cutscene
--> ''"That's a zerglin', Lester. [[CaptainObvious Smaller type o' zerg]]..."''
** In the same cutscene, later:
--> ''"I
love you, Sarge!"Sarge!"''



* "And fix my damn jukebox."
** "L'il help here? ...anybody?"
* Tychus's reaction to the Odin. "Jimmy, it is the greatest thing ever created by the hand of man in all of history."
** "Now how'd I miss this button with a skull on it".
** "Just wake me up when you're ready. I reckon a small nuke oughta do it."

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* "And "Bar Brawl", after [[spoiler:Jim's beating up of Tychus]]:
--> '''Jim''': ''And
fix my damn jukebox."
** "L'il
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--> '''Tychus''': ''L'il
help here? ...anybody?"
anybody?''
* Tychus's reaction to the Odin. "Jimmy, Odin.
--> ''"Jimmy,
it is the greatest thing ever created by the hand of man in all of history."
** "Now
"''
* Mission "Engine of Destruction". Tychus shows his love of the Odin in hilarious ways:
--> ''"Now
how'd I miss this button with a skull on it".
it".''
** "Just ''"Just wake me up when you're ready. I reckon a small nuke oughta do it.""''



-->'''Matt''': Does he always talk this much, sir?
-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he [[PreAssKickingOneLiner never]] [[LampShading shuts up]].

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-->'''Matt''': Does ''Does he always talk this much, sir?
sir?''
-->'''Raynor:''' Yup.''Yup. Once you get him into a fight he [[PreAssKickingOneLiner never]] [[LampShading shuts up]].''



-->'''Tychus:''' You know, I've been thinkin'.
-->'''Raynor:''' Scares me more than the Zerg.

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-->'''Tychus:''' You ''You know, I've been thinkin'.
thinkin'.''
-->'''Raynor:''' Scares ''Scares me more than the Zerg.''



--->'''Swann''': Your girl came through alright.[...]
--->'''Raynor''': She ain't "my girl", Swann.
--->'''Swann''': Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure ''seems'' like your type.

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--->'''Swann''': Your ''Your girl came through alright.[...]
]''
--->'''Raynor''': She ''She ain't "my girl", Swann.
Swann.''
--->'''Swann''': Hmm.''Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure ''seems'' like your type.''



-->'''Tychus''': I just wish the damn thing came with an instruction manual. For all we know, we could be upsettin' the entire space-time continuum.
-->'''Raynor''': Easy, Tychus. [[LampShading This ain't science fiction]].

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-->'''Tychus''': I ''I just wish the damn thing came with an instruction manual. For all we know, we could be upsettin' the entire space-time continuum.
continuum.''
-->'''Raynor''': Easy, ''Easy, Tychus. [[LampShading This ain't science fiction]].''
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-->'''Raynor''': Easy, Tychus. This ain't science fiction.

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-->'''Raynor''': Easy, Tychus. [[LampShading This ain't science fiction.fiction]].
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-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he [[PreAsskickOneliner never]] [[LampShading shuts up]].

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-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he [[PreAsskickOneliner [[PreAssKickingOneLiner never]] [[LampShading shuts up]].
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-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he never shuts up.

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-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he never [[PreAsskickOneliner never]] [[LampShading shuts up.up]].
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** [[ComedicSociopathy "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!]]
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* Ever tried ordering Devourers to Attack-Move against Carriers? Cuz it's [[HomingBoulder frickin' hilarious]].

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* Ever tried ordering Devourers to Attack-Move against Carriers? Cuz it's [[HomingBoulder [[HomingBoulders frickin' hilarious]].
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* Ever tried ordering Devourers to Attack-Move against Carriers? Cuz it's [[HomingBoulder frickin' hilarious]].

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* Starcraft, being a pretty dark RTS, probably shouldn't have any funny moments. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV5m1QJ4F4w However, when you get the various game units to sing...]]

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* Starcraft, being a pretty dark RTS, probably shouldn't have any funny moments. "I love you, Sarge!"
*
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV5m1QJ4F4w However, when you Try and get the various game units to sing...]]
* Several StopPokingMe quotes. The Observer takes the cake with the various transmissions it intercepts... from across the fourth wall!!!
** This isn't {{Warcraft}} [[RecycledInSpace in Space]]!!!



* "I love you, Sarge!"

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** "It's making potholes!"

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** "It's making potholes!""Nuke Noodles: Call down the flavor!"



* "Nuke Noodles: Call down the flavor!"

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!Starcraft and Brood War
* Starcraft, being a pretty dark RTS, probably shouldn't have any funny moments. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV5m1QJ4F4w However, when you get the various game units to sing...]]

!StarcraftII



*** Not to mention the story of [[spoiler:his commission. At the time, he was wearing nothing but socks, holding a copy of Mengsk's prision manifesto and a pound of peanut butter.]]

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*** Not to mention the story of [[spoiler:his [[spoiler:Donny's commission. At the time, he was wearing nothing but socks, holding a copy of Mengsk's prision manifesto and a pound of peanut butter.]]



* Tosh ([[spoiler:and then Nova]]). Voodoo doll. Tychus. That is all.
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-->'''Raynor''': Easy, Tychus. This ain't science fiction.

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-->'''Raynor''': Easy, Tychus. This ain't science fiction.fiction.
* Tosh ([[spoiler:and then Nova]]). Voodoo doll. Tychus. That is all.
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--->'''Swann''': Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure ''seems'' like your type.

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--->'''Swann''': Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure ''seems'' like your type.type.
* Tychus and Raynor are discussing the completed artifact:
-->'''Tychus''': I just wish the damn thing came with an instruction manual. For all we know, we could be upsettin' the entire space-time continuum.
-->'''Raynor''': Easy, Tychus. This ain't science fiction.
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** "HAVE A NICE DAY <3"
** "Ain't no time to be lying down on the job, general."
** There's of course the Blizzard famous StopPokingMe quotes. The ghosts, for example, have taken their barely contained psychopathy UpToEleven in this installment...

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** * "HAVE A NICE DAY <3"
** * "Ain't no time to be lying down on the job, general."
** * There's of course the Blizzard famous StopPokingMe quotes. The ghosts, for example, have taken their barely contained psychopathy UpToEleven in this installment...
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* "Nuke Noodles: Call down the flavor!"

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* "Nuke Noodles: Call down the flavor!"flavor!"
* Swann can be relied on to bring the snark whenever.
** Post "Ghost of a Chance", regarding Nova:
--->'''Swann''': Your girl came through alright.[...]
--->'''Raynor''': She ain't "my girl", Swann.
--->'''Swann''': Hmm. Scary female assassin type that's going to wind up trying to kill you some day? She sure ''seems'' like your type.
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** There's off course the Blizzard famous StopPokingMe quotes. The ghosts, for example, have taken their barely contained psychopathy UpToEleven in this installment...

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** There's off of course the Blizzard famous StopPokingMe quotes. The ghosts, for example, have taken their barely contained psychopathy UpToEleven in this installment...

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** -->'''Matt Horner''': Does he always talk this much, sir?
-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he never shuts up

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** -->'''Matt Horner''': Matts reaction to Tychus's talks after the first base:
-->'''Matt''':
Does he always talk this much, sir?
-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he never shuts upup.
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** --> '''Matt Horner''': Does he always talk this much, sir?

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** --> '''Matt -->'''Matt Horner''': Does he always talk this much, sir?
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** "Just wake me up when you're ready. I reckon a small nuke oughta do it."
** --> '''Matt Horner''': Does he always talk this much, sir?
-->'''Raynor:''' Yup. Once you get him into a fight he never shuts up



* I can't be the only one who laughed his ass off at the "Heal Bus" comment of the Medivac's description at the Hyperion Hangar...can I?

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* I can't be the only one who laughed his ass off at the "Heal Bus" comment of the Medivac's description at the Hyperion Hangar...can I?I?
* "Nuke Noodles: Call down the flavor!"
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** "Now how'd I miss this button with a skull on it".
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* "I love you, Sarge!"

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* "I love you, Sarge!"Sarge!"
* I can't be the only one who laughed his ass off at the "Heal Bus" comment of the Medivac's description at the Hyperion Hangar...can I?
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*"I love you, Sarge!"
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** Kate Lockwell breaking loose and letting out several excited cheers when [[spoiler:she's promoted to lead anchor when her predecessor, Donny Vermillion, has himself committed]].
*** Not to mention the story of [[spoiler:his commission. At the time, he was wearing nothing but socks, holding a copy of Mengsk's prision manifesto and a pound of peanut butter.]]
** [[ThisTropeIsBleep Also, Kate interviewing a Dominion ghost.]]
** "It's making potholes!"
** "Take your shot at life: iPistol!"
** "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN?! TELL HER NOT TO INTERRUPT MY INTERVIEWS!"
** "HAVE A NICE DAY <3"
** "Ain't no time to be lying down on the job, general."
** There's off course the Blizzard famous StopPokingMe quotes. The ghosts, for example, have taken their barely contained psychopathy UpToEleven in this installment...
--->'''Ghost''': Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers...''I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!''

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*Introduction to the penultimate mission:
-->'''Tychus:''' You know, I've been thinkin'.
-->'''Raynor:''' Scares me more than the Zerg.
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** "P.S. I'll add the cost of the TV to your tab."
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* After the opening cutscene in which Raynor shoots the TV in the bar out of anger at Mengsk, every time you go to the Cantina (evan after moving to the Hyperion), there is a paper taped to the TV that says "Don't shoot the screen."

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* In one scenario of Starcraft II, Tosh can become enraged at Raynor and will stab a Voodoo doll of him. It has no effect on Raynor, but Tychus finds himself being hit with piercing pain and tossed around the room.

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* In one If you complete the "Ghost of a Chance" scenario of Starcraft II, Tosh can will become enraged at Raynor during the post-mission communication and will stab a Voodoo doll of him. doll. It has no effect on Raynor, to Tosh's perplexity, but Tychus finds himself being hit with piercing pain and tossed around the room.room.
* "And fix my damn jukebox."
** "L'il help here? ...anybody?"
* Tychus's reaction to the Odin. "Jimmy, it is the greatest thing ever created by the hand of man in all of history."
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* In one scenario of Starcraft II, Tosh can become enraged at Raynor and will stab a Voodoo doll of him. It has no effect on Raynor, but Tychus finds himself being hit with piercing pain and tossed around the room.

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