History Funny / SpongebobSquarepants

* [[Funny/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]
* [[Funny/TheSpongebobMovieSpongeontheRun Sponge on the Run]]

* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants!]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsRevengeOfTheFlyingDutchman SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman]]

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'''Patrick:''' Uhh... I don't know. ''[smiles wanly]'' I'm funny.
-->-- '''"Suction Cup Symphony"'''

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--->'''Sandals:''' I'm allergic to pickles.

-->'''Potty''': Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? (etc.)

-->'''Ice King''': Hey, I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. This isn't my ice castle.

* [[Funny/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie The Movie]]

* [[Funny/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]

!As this is a Funny Moments page, spoilers ''will'' be left unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned!

[[caption-width-right:259:"You're using too much sauce."]]

[[caption-width-right:259:You're using too much sauce.]]

** Case in point: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHZDcFp8s2s No Free Rides.]] And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAOJD9_j8tk "Milk-maid Man and Barnacle Balls III"]], by the same guy.

Being one of Nickelodeon's longest-running shows ever, ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' has ''plenty'' of nautical hilarity to leave the viewers in stitches!

* One of the producer was responsible for adding a reference to the Creepypasta ''Squidward's Suicide'' in the episode ''Spongebob In Randomland''. He admitted that he only added it in to fill in the quota of door gags, and even further added in the Creepypasta simply because he knew it was gonna get rejected and did it for the laughs. Much to his surprise it was cleared and the creepypasta was shown to thousands of kids who didn't get the uncensored version. It was later censored throughout the world.
* At a convention, Creator/TomKenny was asked to do a bit where Spongebob meets [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime the Ice King]].Here is a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w68EKmE2ZE storyboard made by a fan]].

Who makes viewers laugh from under the sea? [=SpongeBob=] [=SquarePants=]!

'''Patrick:''' Uhh... I don't know. ''[smiles wanly]'' [[RuleOfFunny I'm funny.]]

* In "Classics Ahoy!" we have a MobySchtick chapter with [=SpongeBob=] in the Captain Ahab role and he looks ''hilarious''.
** Mr. Krabs as "Dracumoolah".
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Stand back, Patrick! Only the foul stench of charity or an IOU note driven through the creature's heart can stop it now!

-->'''Sandy:''' So, you ain't all white and fuzzy?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Umm, no... not lately...

* As it turns out in "The Curse of the S. S. Unpleasant", the eponymous crew hadn't taken [=SpongeBob=] to the ghost dimension. It turned out the Lighthouse Crew had put [=SpongeBob=] in a bag and stored him in the freezer air vent as a prank.

* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsRevengeOfTheFlyingDutchman]]

* ''Revenge of the Flying Dutchman''[='=]s final level alleviates the rather hellish setting of the graveyard with the constant DoubleEntendre use of the word "booty" (as in treasure).
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' So If I understand this correctly, you wouldn't turn down some new booty, even if it came wrapped in a dirty old canvas?\\
'''Dead Pirate:''' Are you kidding me? Everyone wants more booty no matter what package it comes in. And I'd much rather be playing with my booty, than guarding this old cannon.

* This conversation between [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward in the Mermalair level of ''Battle for Bikini Bottom'':
-->'''Squidward:''' Uh, [=SpongeBob=]? How do I get out of here?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Well, that depends; do you want the booby trapped or the non-booby trapped exit?\\
'''Squidward:''' Non-booby trapped, please.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Then go that way.\\
'''Squidward:''' (various screams as he gets maimed offscreen)\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Or maybe it was that way.

--> '''Potty''': Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? Rawk! Ya missed! Rawk! Is that all ya got? (etc.)

--> '''Ice King''': Hey, I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. This isn't my ice castle.

* "Litter Box Blues" involves [=SpongeBob=] having to deal with a box of snail babies ("snailies"), which he names [[ThemeNaming Petunia, Pedro, Pepper, Parsnip, Pamela]]...and [[OddNameOut David]].
** "Pedro, no! Sugar is not for snailies! What a mess!! Parsnip! Get down from there!! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking David, smaller slices of avocado for the salad, please.]]"
** And shortly after, it turns out one of the snailies was ''accidentally served in a Krabby Patty.''
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You said, '''"[[ExactWords extra Pepper!]]"'''

* [=SpongeBob=] accidentally whacking Squidward across the head with a Krabby Patty in a bag after trying to read the customer's mind in "Fry Cook 2.0".
* In "Star of the Show", Squidward tries to bail on [=SpongeBob=] after he ruins (or saves) his one-squid-show too many times. As he exits the hotel room he trips over [=SpongeBob=], who had been sleeping outside his door so he wouldn't oversleep the next day. Squidward claims that [[BlatantLies he's just going down to the lobby for some ice]]. As soon as he reaches the lobby, he trips over [=SpongeBob=] ''again'', who had gotten his ice for him.

* [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick reading Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book. Patrick keeps choosing the opposite decisions to [=SpongeBob=], making him a constant DoomedContrarian.
* The ending of "[[WholePlotReference The Clarinet of]] [[Film/TheCabinetOfDrCaligari Dr. Calamari]]": the whole thing is a story told by Patrick, to a guy who was only asking him what time it was. Squidward angrily comes over, wondering why Patrick is scaring away all the customers with some stupid story.
-->'''Squidward:''' Look, I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but it's confusing the heck out of me!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=], Mr. Krabs and Sandy:''' ''[all dressed as characters from German Expressionist movies]'' You're telling us!

* In "Calls in the Wild", Squidward tries to play his clarinet in the wild but he has no extra reeds, so he just plays badly anyway. Suddenly [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick pounce on him, thinking he's a Mulligor; the clarinet sounded like his call. Then the real Mulligor shows up. He has [=SpongeBob=], Patrick and Squidward in his clutches, and Squidward plays a clarinet note in self defence. Of course it comes out badly:
-->'''Mulligor:''' Dude, that sounds terrible. You need a new reed.\\
'''Squidward:''' I know.\\
'''Mulligor:''' Here, let me see if I've got a spare in my pocket. ''[he pulls out a reed from his pocket]'' Man, you have to be careful with these fellas.\\
'''Squidward:''' ''[bewildered]'' Uh... thanks?
* In "Yacht to Know", Squidward tries to get [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick to pretend to be his butler and chauffeur so they can be allowed on Squilliam's personal yacht. Of course, things start going very wrong, but Patrick announces to Squilliam that Squidward has one ship that he doesn't. Squilliam thinks he's going to say "friendship", but Patrick means a model ship in a bottle. Squidward's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny reaction in the background]] to Squilliam keeling over sells it.
* [=SpongeBob=] accidentally starting a brawl in the Krusty Krab in "Too Tough". [[FunnyBackgroundEvent While Squidward is sound asleep at the till in the background]].
* "Not So Great Expectations":
** The Blockville security guard crushing [=SpongeBob=]'s camera underfoot. For some reason, he's prohibited from taking pictures despite the fact that the park isn't much to look at.
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Sorry... I forgot.
** The Blockville players at the Blockitorium's disappointment at the fact that [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are the only two audience members.
--->'''Actor #1:''' Only '''two''' people? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm ''outta'' here]]!\\
'''Actor #2:''' What are the ''rest'' of us supposed to do?\\
'''Actor #1:''' Make believe I ''died''!\\
'''Actor #2:''' But you're the ''lead''!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' It's all so '''real'''!
** Squidward stays up all night reading Carol Darcy Mulette's latest book.
-->'''Squidward:''' This doesn't make any sense... Is that... Could it be...?\\
''[next panel shows him asleep in his chair, drooling on his arm, his book splayed across his legs]''\\
'''Squidward:''' ''[one panel later, awake and finishing the book]'' What? That's it? She had a twin brother? Who's [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a vampire? From the future?]] [[CruelTwistEnding And they all get hit by a TRAIN on the last page?]] I waited ''five'' years! Called off ''work!'' Stayed up all ''night''! Bought the ''hardcover''! For '''that'''?
** At the end, [=SpongeBob=] tells Squidward that he had fun at that horrible theme park because he spent the day with his friend. Squidward is so touched by this that he can hardly speak, and bursts into tears. [=SpongeBob=] ends up ComicallyMissingThePoint and thinking that Squidward didn't want to leave.
* The OrphanedPunchline in "Patty Pal"
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' And I said, "Couch, are you magical?! That quarter came out of nowhere!"
* From "The Treasure of Captain Goldfish":
** Mr. Krabs suggests that his employees come along with him to go and find the treasure.
--->'''Squidward:''' ''Us?'' I'm a cashier and he's a dunderhead. We don't know anything about sailing!\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' But ye work cheap, lad, and that beats experience in my book!
* From "Shake-O-Rama!"
** While everyone in Bikini Bottom is feeling tremors and seeing destruction, Patrick is in a panic because... a chair fell over.
** Plankton clutching onto Karen while she tries to calm him with a picture of bunnies.
** Waitress Karen.
** After [=SpongeBob=] accidentally lights Plankton's cart of dynamite, he tries to beat out the fire with ''Plankton''.
** The titular gimmick, which involves shaking the comic and ''blowing raspberries'' whenever Admiral Boffo appears. The best example of this is the final time this happens, in which Boffo goes crazy with all the shaking to the point where he ''accidentally destroys the comic he was shaking, and ends up shaking '''Scurvy the Rat''' instead!''
--->'''Admiral Boffo:''' RUMMA-RUMMA-RUMMA!
--->'''Scurvy:''' '''HELP!'''
*** By the time the comic ends, [[BrickJoke Boffo has tapped the comic back together for Scurvy, who's still unhappy that Boffo wrecked his copy.]]
---->'''Admiral Boffo:''' Yarrrr! Good as '''new,''' Scurvy!
---->'''Scurvy:''' [[UngratefulBastard I WANT A]] '''[[UngratefulBastard MINT]]''' [[UngratefulBastard COPY!]]

* In "The Liar!", Randy Albacore keeps [[AccidentalMisnaming getting SpongeBob's name wrong]].
* In "Hey, Squidward!", Squidward thinks that the photo [=SpongeBob=] took of a fish is blurry. But then it turns out that the fish he took a photo of was actually blurry in real life.
* "Squishblarb?" (From "A New Label Maker")

* The GilliganCut in "Squidward and the Golden Clarinet", after [=SpongeBob=] tells Squidward that a clarinet saves Mermaid Man in one of his comics.
-->'''Squidward:''' The little chum brain... now I '''am''' curious about his dopey comic book. But not enough to lose any sleep over it-- heh, heh!\\
''[the next panel shows him awake in bed at night]''\\
'''Squidward: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!'''

* [[http://b4dnews.tumblr.com/post/166811921207 This Tumblr post]] takes the scene of [=SpongeBob=], Patrick, and the giant fish yelling from "The Fry Cook Games" and syncs it with the audio of the screaming cowboy from the Big Enough music video.

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpiOrYBPyAk SpongeBob 4D ride]] is four-and-a-half minutes of hilarity. Some significant moments:

** "Hey, that looks just like the back of the Rock Bottom sign. ''[[OhCrap ROCK BOTTOM?!]]''"
** "Hey, is that my patty?"
** [[MoodWhiplash "By the way, you're doing great for your first day."]]

* As it turns out in "The Curse of the S. S. Unpleasant", the eponymous crew [[spoiler:hadn't taken [=SpongeBob=] to the ghost dimension. It turned out the Lighthouse Crew had put [=SpongeBob=] in a bag and stored him in the freezer air vent as a prank.]]

** The titular gimmick, which involves shaking the comic and ''blowing raspberries'' whenever Admiral Boffo appears. The best example of this is the final time this happens, in which Boffo goes crazy with all the shaking to the point where he [[spoiler:''accidentally destroys the comic he was shaking, and ends up shaking '''Scurvy the Rat''' instead!'']]

--->[[spoiler:'''Scurvy:''']] [[spoiler:'''HELP!''']]
*** By the time the comic ends, [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke Boffo has tapped the comic back together for Scurvy, who's still unhappy that Boffo wrecked his copy.]]]]
---->'''Admiral Boffo:''' [[spoiler:Yarrrr! Good as '''new,''' Scurvy!]]
---->'''Scurvy:''' [[spoiler:[[UngratefulBastard I WANT A]] '''[[UngratefulBastard MINT]]''' [[UngratefulBastard COPY!]]]]

--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You said, '''[[ExactWords "extra Pepper!"]]'''

--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:'''[[note]]It's worth mentioning that he is facing the wrong direction on the Bubble Bike as he does this.[[/note]] ''[goes cross-eyed while imitating Patrick]'' ''Duuuuh''... ''[looks down]'' Look, toes! ''[bends down; cue [[spoiler:the Bubble Bike going on a chaos-ensuing rampage through town]]]''
** "[[spoiler:Pickle? Wasn't me! ''(cue Patbot)'' ...it's ME! AHHHHH! ''(runs away)'']]"
** When Plankton's showing off the [[spoiler:Patbot 3000]]:

** Patrick is able to stop the wrath of the Patbot 3000 by... [[spoiler: unplugging it so he can plug in a toaster.]]

--->'''Customer:''' [[spoiler:I'm allergic to pickles.]]

* At a convention, Creator/TomKenny was asked to do a bit where Spongebob meets [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime the Ice King].Here is a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w68EKmE2ZE storyboard made by a fan]].