History Funny / SpiderGeddon

** One of the new Spider-Person they give us is "Spiders-Man", a Spider-Man whose body is a [[MindHive living hive]] [[WormThatWalks of spiders]], who says how he can kind of sympathize with the Inheritors wanting to eat the other Spiders. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not that 'he' would do that. After all, he's all about power and responsibility. Definitely not eating people.]] [[AndThatsTerrible That Would Be Terrible]].

-->'''Cop''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well she doesn't look like any ant I ever saw.]]
-->'''Cop 2''': Right?!

** A battered Peter get knocked by Morlun into a grizzly bear pen in the Central Park Zoo, then having the soul-eating totem-vampire leap into the pen with the both of them as he's trying to avoid it.

** When Spider-Gwen returns with a Spider-Army, you can see [[BrickJoke Spider-Cop] himself brought in [[FunnyBackgroundEvent amidst the reinforcements]].

* One of the Spiders taking part in this big event is a little Tsum Tsum Spidey.
* In ''Edge of Spider-Geddon'' #1, Spider-Punk keeps screaming at everyone to call him "Spider-Man".

* After realizing they can't beat the Inheritors with their current numbers in ''Spider-Geddon #2'':
-->'''Spider-Gwen''': Octavius, you're a super-villain! Haven't you got some sort of self-destruct for this place?\\

** When cloning new bodies for the rest of the Inheritors to jump into, Jennix happily chirps [[SkewedPriorities about the clothing he's programmed the machine to give them]] before he's interrupted by the self-destruct countdown.
*** May be a [[{{CallBack}} Call Back]] to Morlun's first appearance, where he took a breather in the middle of hunting Peter and Ezekiel to go clothes shopping.
* ''Spider-Geddon #3'' gives us "Spiders-Man", a Spider-Man whose body is a [[MindHive living hive]] [[WormThatWalks of spiders]], who says how he can kind of sympathize with the Inheritors wanting to eat the other Spiders. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not that 'he' would do that. After all, he's all about power and responsibility. Definitely not eating people.]] [[AndThatsTerrible That Would Be Terrible]].
** In the same issue, when [=SpOck=] and the [=PS4=] Spidey go to recruit "Supaidaman", [=SpOck=] tells Takuya to just finish off the MonsterOfTheWeek with Sword Vigor. Takuya spends the entire scene arms crossed and pouting over how lame beating the monster so quick was.
* ''Vault of Spiders #2'' returns us to the old ''"What If?"'' story of Spider-Ma'am; an Aunt May who was bitten by the radioactive spider. She admits after bringing the Vulture in to the police that she's really more of a "friendly neighbourhood aunt".

* ''Spider-Geddon'' #4 has the [=PS4=] Spidey learn there really ''is'' a Spider-Cop and feels vindicated for his routine.
** Spider-Cop himself is brought in [[FunnyBackgroundEvent amidst the reinforcements]] in Issue #5.

* ''Spider-Girls'' #2 has the trio talk about their experiences with the Osborn family while swinging over the meet the Normie Osborn of Earth-18119. After Mayday and Annie finish relating their stories, they look expectantly over at Anya... who exasperatedly tells them that she isn't a Parker, so she's had absolutely no reason to interact with any of the Osborns in her dimension, much less have one as an ArchEnemy.

* ''The Amazing Spider-Man: Peter Parker'' #313 has a battered Peter get knocked by Morlun into a grizzly bear pen in the Central Park Zoo, then having the soul-eating totem-vampire leap into the pen with the both of them as he's trying to avoid it.
-->'''Peter's inner monologue''': I know I probably say this a lot. But it's at moments like this where it is truly hard to argue with one very simple and undeniable fact: ''[full-page shot of Peter split-kicking Morlun and the grizzly bear in the face]'' [[WeirdnessMagnet My life makes no sense.]]
** From the same issue, Morlun digs himself out of the flaming wreck of the building Peter collapsed on top of him and dresses himself in the closest thing, since his [[BadassInANiceSuit classy outfit]] is shredded. Said thing is a bright purple, cartoon seal-printed Central Park Zoo t-shirt.

-->'''Peter''': ''[falling onto the bed frame by frame]'' [[PurpleProse Heavenly rectangle. Box of springs under a mattress of dreams. I fall into your embrace, and you welcome me without question.]] I feel your warmth before we even touch. And instantly, my pain, my agony, my woe all wash away. Bed and I are one. [[TemptingFate And there is nothing in this world that could tear us asunder.]]\\

* In ''Spider-Geddon'' #5, Miles hurls Leopardon's [[{{BFS}} Sword Vigor]] through Solus to put him down. Takuya chides him for [[SkewedPriorities not crossing his arms over his chest as he did so.]]

-->'''Peter's inner monologue''': I know I probably say this a lot. But it's at moments like this where it is truly hard to argue with one very simple and undeniable fact: ''[full-page shot of Peter split-kicking Morlun and the grizzly bear in the face]'' [[WeirdnessMagnet my life makes no sense.]]

-->'''Normie Osborn''': [[ArbitrarySkepticism Are you]] ''[[ArbitrarySkepticism sure]]'' [[ArbitrarySkepticism this isn't a prank?]]
-->'''Anya Corazón''': Dude. You have six arms.

--> '''Peter:''' Geez, you miss the beginning of a big event and [[LockedOutOfTheLoop you're totally lost]].
* After all the other spiders leave, Peter wonders if he should give a speech to the 616 spiders about how they can do anything if they work together. Otto and Miles both veto that idea.
--> '''Otto and Miles:''' Please don't.

--> '''Peter:''' Geez, you miss the beginning of a big event and [[LockedOutOfTheLoop you're totally lost]].

** Spider-Cop himself [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is brought in amidst the reinforcements]] in Issue #5.