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* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's set in England, followed by the classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a full musical number. The historian returns and irritably says "I said ''England''!"

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* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's set in England, followed by only for the ensuing SettingIntroductionSong to be the classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a full musical number.number celebrating Finland. The historian returns and irritably says "I said ''England''!"
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* Meta-funny: "Diva's Lament" ("Whatever Happened to My Part?") is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it -- their line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now they had one.
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* Meta-funny: "Diva's Lament" ("Whatever Happened to My Part?") is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it -- their line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now they had one.
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one. ("My Tony Awards won't keep me out of Betty Ford's".)
** Strangely, in the 2023 revival, Leslie Rodriguez Kritzer sings the updated lyric, which is odd because not only does she not have any Tony Awards, she hasn't even been nominated.

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-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, sir... I'm a Jew.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' [[spoiler:...Well, why on earth didn't you ''say'' so, Patsy?]]\\
'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm sorry, sir, but... it's just not the sort of ''thing'' you tell a heavily-armed Christian.]]

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-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, Well, sir... I'm a Jew.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' [[spoiler:...
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'''Arthur:''' ...
Well, why on earth didn't you ''say'' so, Patsy?]]\\
Patsy?\\
'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm I'm sorry, sir, but... it's just not the sort of ''thing'' you tell a heavily-armed Christian.]]



'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: My name is...Guinevere.]]\\

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'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: My name is...Guinevere.]]\\\\



** [[OverusedRunningGag Holy shit]].
* Sometimes local performances of ''Spamalot'' bring their own crowning moments of funny; in one performance at Manchester, New Hampshire's Palace Theatre, the performers who were playing the French Knights were {{corpsing}} so much that they could barely get through the part because ''everyone in the theater were in tears laughing their asses off''.
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* Robin and Galaghad keep ComicallyMissingThePoint after God has given the Knights their quest:

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* Robin and Galaghad Galahad keep ComicallyMissingThePoint after God has given the Knights their quest:
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'''Arthur:''' Look, it's not just about a missing mug! It's -- a metaphor! We must all look for the Grail... within ourselves!\\

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'''Arthur:''' Look, it's not just about a missing mug! It's -- a metaphor! We must all look for the Grail... within ourselves!\\us!\\
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'''Arthur:''' Look, it's not just about a missing mug! It's -- a metaphor! We must all look for the Grail... within ourselves!\\\

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'''Arthur:''' Look, it's not just about a missing mug! It's -- a metaphor! We must all look for the Grail... within ourselves!\\\ourselves!\\

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-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, sir... I'm a Jew.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' [[spoiler:...Well, why on earth didn't you ''say'' so, Patsy?]]\\
'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm sorry, sir, but... it's just not the sort of ''thing'' you tell a heavily-armed Christian.]]
* "I'm All Alone". Arthur singing about how alone he is? Sad. Patsy standing ''right there''? Really sad. ''A bunch of other knights'' joining in Arthur's lament of how alone he is? Priceless.
* TheReveal of the Lady of the Lake's true identity.
-->'''Arthur:''' I can't just call you 'Lady.' Do you have a name?\\
'''Lady:''' Everyone has a name, Arthur.\\
'''Arthur:''' What is yours?\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: My name is...Guinevere.]]\\
'''Lancelot:''' ...Holy '''''shit.'''''
* His name is Lance-a-lot, and in tight pants-a-lot!
*
-->'''Arthur:''' I thought you were a fairy.\\
'''Lady of the Lake:''' No, that's Lancelot.
** [[OverusedRunningGag Holy shit]].

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-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, sir... I'm a Jew.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' [[spoiler:...Well, why on earth didn't you ''say'' so, Patsy?]]\\
'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm sorry, sir, but...
* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's just not set in England, followed by the sort of ''thing'' you tell classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a heavily-armed Christian.]]
* "I'm All Alone". Arthur singing about how alone he is? Sad. Patsy standing ''right there''? Really sad. ''A bunch of other knights'' joining in Arthur's lament of how alone he is? Priceless.
* TheReveal of the Lady of the Lake's true identity.
-->'''Arthur:''' I can't just call you 'Lady.' Do you have a name?\\
'''Lady:''' Everyone has a name, Arthur.\\
'''Arthur:''' What is yours?\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: My name is...Guinevere.]]\\
'''Lancelot:''' ...Holy '''''shit.'''''
* His name is Lance-a-lot,
full musical number. The historian returns and in tight pants-a-lot!
*
-->'''Arthur:''' I thought you were a fairy.\\
'''Lady of the Lake:''' No, that's Lancelot.
** [[OverusedRunningGag Holy shit]].
irritably says "I said ''England''!"



* Robin and Galaghad keep ComicallyMissingThePoint after God has given the Knights their quest:
-->'''Arthur:''' We have a Quest: To find the Grail!\\
'''Robin:''' The quail?\\
'''Arthur:''' ...no, the ''Grail.'' The vessel used at the Last Supper.\\
'''Robin:''' They had a boat at the last supper? Was it a sort of dinner cruise?\\
'''Arthur:''' The Grail is a cup!\\
'''Robin:''' ...God the Almighty and All-Knowing has misplaced a cup?\\
'''Galahad:''' Apparently?\\
'''Robin:''' Doesn't seem very plausible, does it? If God is all-knowing, he must know where it is!\\
'''Galahad:''' It does seem rather strange... and there must be other cups he could use.\\
'''Robin:''' Yes! Couldn't we just buy him a new one?\\
'''Arthur:''' Look, it's not just about a missing mug! It's -- a metaphor! We must all look for the Grail... within ourselves!\\\
'''Robin:''' ''SOMEBODY SWALLOWED IT?!''



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-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, sir... I'm a Jew.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' [[spoiler:...Well, why on earth didn't you ''say'' so, Patsy?]]\\
'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm sorry, sir, but... it's just not the sort of ''thing'' you tell a heavily-armed Christian.]]
* "I'm All Alone". Arthur singing about how alone he is? Sad. Patsy standing ''right there''? Really sad. ''A bunch of other knights'' joining in Arthur's lament of how alone he is? Priceless.
* TheReveal of the Lady of the Lake's true identity.
-->'''Arthur:''' I can't just call you 'Lady.' Do you have a name?\\
'''Lady:''' Everyone has a name, Arthur.\\
'''Arthur:''' What is yours?\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: My name is...Guinevere.]]\\
'''Lancelot:''' ...Holy '''''shit.'''''
* His name is Lance-a-lot, and in tight pants-a-lot!
*
-->'''Arthur:''' I thought you were a fairy.\\
'''Lady of the Lake:''' No, that's Lancelot.
** [[OverusedRunningGag Holy shit]].



* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's set in England, followed by the classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a full musical number. The historian returns and irritably says "I said ''England''!"

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* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's set in England, followed by the classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a full musical number. The historian returns and irritably says "I said ''England''!"
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* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's set in England, followed by classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a full musical number. The historian returns and irritably says "I said ''England''!"

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* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's set in England, followed by the classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a full musical number. The historian returns and irritably says "I said ''England''!"
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* The historian tries to start the story by saying it's set in England, followed by classic Monty Python "Finnish fish slap dance" turned into a full musical number. The historian returns and irritably says "I said ''England''!"

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-->'''Arthur:''' Lady... I would have your true name.\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: It's... Guinevere.]]\\

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-->'''Arthur:''' Lady... I would can't just call you 'Lady.' Do you have your true name.a name?\\
'''Lady:''' Everyone has a name, Arthur.
\\
'''Arthur:''' What is yours?\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: It's... My name is...Guinevere.]]\\



** In the touring production, at least, they distract the audience from setting up the "legless" special effect by having a man come on asking for "a'ms[[note]]Meant to be "alms," like donations, but pronouncing it like "arms," which Patsy gladly throws into the basket[[/note]] for the poor"

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** In the touring production, at least, they distract the audience from setting up the "legless" special effect by having a man monk come on asking for "a'ms[[note]]Meant to be "alms," like donations, but pronouncing it like "arms," which Patsy gladly throws into the basket[[/note]] for the poor"



* Meta-funny: "Diva's Lament" ("Whatever Happened to My Part?") is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it -- her line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now she had one.

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* Meta-funny: "Diva's Lament" ("Whatever Happened to My Part?") is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it -- her their line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now she they had one.
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** Once the song is over, Arthur often has to leave a considerable amount of time for the audience to stop laughing before he can say '''"Gosh."'''
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-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, sir...I'm a Jew.]]\\

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-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, sir... I'm a Jew.]]\\



'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm sorry, sir, but...it's just not the sort of ''thing'' you tell a heavily-armed Christian.]]

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'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm sorry, sir, but... it's just not the sort of ''thing'' you tell a heavily-armed Christian.]]



-->'''Arthur:''' Lady...I would have your true name.\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: It's...Guinevere.]]\\

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-->'''Arthur:''' Lady... I would have your true name.\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: It's... Guinevere.]]\\

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* Meta-funny: "Diva's Lament" ("Whatever Happened To My Part?") is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it - her line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now she had one.

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* Meta-funny: "Diva's Lament" ("Whatever Happened To to My Part?") is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it - -- her line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now she had one.one.
* Sometimes local performances of ''Spamalot'' bring their own crowning moments of funny; in one performance at Manchester, New Hampshire's Palace Theatre, the performers who were playing the French Knights were {{corpsing}} so much that they could barely get through the part because ''everyone in the theater were in tears laughing their asses off''.
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* Meta-funny: "Whatever Happened To My Part?" is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it - her line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now she had one.

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* Meta-funny: "Whatever "Diva's Lament" ("Whatever Happened To My Part?" Part?") is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it - her line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now she had one.
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* "Run Away". "Fetchez les can-can dancers" is one of the funniest lines in the show, and much squeeing ensues from the girls.
* Meta-funny: "Whatever Happened To My Part?" is great fun on its own, but then Sara Ramirez won a Tony Award for singing it - her line of "I've no Tony Awards" had to change because now she had one.
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-->'''Robin:''' You may have dancing mana-mano,\\
You may bring on a piano,\\
But they will not give a damn-o\\
If you don't have any Jews!
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** In the touring production, at least, they distract the audience from setting up the "legless" special effect by having a man come on asking for "arms for the poor".

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** In the touring production, at least, they distract the audience from setting up the "legless" special effect by having a man come on asking for "arms "a'ms[[note]]Meant to be "alms," like donations, but pronouncing it like "arms," which Patsy gladly throws into the basket[[/note]] for the poor".poor"
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*
-->'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:Well, sir...I'm a Jew.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' [[spoiler:...Well, why on earth didn't you ''say'' so, Patsy?]]\\
'''Patsy:''' [[spoiler:I'm sorry, sir, but...it's just not the sort of ''thing'' you tell a heavily-armed Christian.]]
* "I'm All Alone". Arthur singing about how alone he is? Sad. Patsy standing ''right there''? Really sad. ''A bunch of other knights'' joining in Arthur's lament of how alone he is? Priceless.
* TheReveal of the Lady of the Lake's true identity.
-->'''Arthur:''' Lady...I would have your true name.\\
'''Lady:''' [[spoiler: It's...Guinevere.]]\\
'''Lancelot:''' ...Holy '''''shit.'''''
* His name is Lance-a-lot, and in tight pants-a-lot!
*
-->'''Arthur:''' I thought you were a fairy.\\
'''Lady of the Lake:''' No, that's Lancelot.
** [[OverusedRunningGag Holy shit]].
* "The Song That Goes Like This." Each time the Lady of the Lake and Galahad try to bring the song to a close, the key just modulates ''again.'' By the final chorus, they're screaming "Oh, GODDAMMIT!" at the orchestra.
* The battle between King Arthur and the Black Knight is 100% pure hilarity.
** "It's only a flesh wound!"
** "You stupid bastard, you've got no arms!"
** In the touring production, at least, they distract the audience from setting up the "legless" special effect by having a man come on asking for "arms for the poor".
* In "You Won't Succeed on Broadway", Sir Robin, his Minstrels and the Knight Chorus re-enact the Bottle Dance scene from ''Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof''... with ''grails on their heads''. Robin's first mention of "if we don't have any Jews" is usually met with a full minute of laughter as well.
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