History Funny / SoulEater

* Episode 12: The rest of the gang meet at Soul and Maka's pad for the first time. Seems innocuous enough until Blair suddenly appears wearing nothing but a ModestyTowel...[[ShamelessFanserviceGirl though not for long]]. HilarityEnsues:

* Episode 3 introduces Death the Kid and his SuperOCD, freaking out over every little asymmetrical thing (including ''himself'' when Liz brings it up). He leaves Liz and Patty in the pyramid because he just ''has'' to go back home and check if his painting is crooked. Later, he returns to the pyramid only to find the evil Pharaoh has captured Patty and Liz with his tentacle-like bandages and is apparently molesting them. Kid blushes and tries to leave, saying, "Didn't mean to intrude..." until Liz yells at him to save them.

---> '''Soul''': Um... Dude, [[SuperOCD is there something wrong with you]]?

*** During their initial study session, Liz and Patty take an early break since Liz can't concentrate due to one eyebrow-hair that's longer than the rest. Kid [[HypocriticalHumor calls her an idiot for this]] before [[BaitAndSwitchComment proclaiming that such grooming should be left]] to ''him''... except the last time she let him do it, it took ''[[SuperOCD a month]]'' before he was satisfied with the result.

** It's almost HilariousInHindsight considering [[spoiler: his family includes [[SuperOCD Kid]] and [[CloudCuckooLander Shinigami]] who also point out and are aggravated by the most trivial things.]]

** [[ChristmasCake "I will marry the toilet!"]]

** Marie and Azusa taking Rachel back to her family, and [[ChristmasCake Marie]] dotes, over the happy family. Azusa then says something that causes Marie to "Marie Chop" her.

** Oh it gets funnier. See, Spirit included a note with that gift telling Maka to relax and have fun with it. Now Maka thinks her dad wants her InnocentCohabitation with Soul to stop being so innocent.

* Chapter 74: [[spoiler: Excalibur suddenly shows up in the Wrath chapter of the Book of Eibon after not being seen since volume 9's special chapter. Black☆Star is not amused. Then just when they all thought they got rid of him by going to the next chapter... "'''NOT AGAIN!!!'''". He's disposed of when Liz uses him to create a rip in space and then tosses him in it]]. Even TheFaceless Index makes the annoyed "I just met Excalibur" face. Somehow.

* Episode 40: Medusa tries to make a deal with Death. Death and Spirit spend much of the time [[PokeThePoodle Reaper chopping her,]] talking about [[PantyShot panties and bloomers]] and more or less {{lampshading}} her [[spoiler:[[FunSize apparent childishness.]]]] She is [[TheComicallySerious not amused.]]

** Despite being a sad scene where little Maka erases little Crona's sand circle, she way she says "All gone" and the long silence that follows is sure to raise more than a few giggles.

* "[[http://www.mangareader.net/157-10167-14/soul-eater/chapter-22.html The one with the red pants, don't you have any shirts?]]" Somehow, the absurdity of the dreaded Kishin taking the time to ''lecture a minion on proper dress''.

** In the anime, Rachel's mother opens a window to try and get Arachne's spider out (before Rachel!Medusa crushes it). In the [[http://www.mangareader.net/157-10174-18/soul-eater/chapter-29.html manga]], though, she tries to hit it with ''her husband's porno magazine.''

* Chapter 44: [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/soul_eater/en/0/44/page/12 Kilik, the Pots, Ox, and Harvar go on a field trip...]]

* Chapter 74: [[spoiler: [[http://www.mangareader.net/157-51436-20/soul-eater/chapter-74.html Excalibur]] suddenly shows up in the Wrath chapter of the Book of Eibon after not being seen since volume 9's special chapter. Black☆Star is not amused. Then just when they all thought they got rid of him by going to the next chapter... "'''NOT AGAIN!!!'''". He's disposed of when Liz uses him to create a rip in space and then tosses him in it]]. Even TheFaceless Index makes the annoyed "I just met Excalibur" face. Somehow.

** So while Crona is trying to [[http://www.mangareader.net/soul-eater/105/24 murder Maka and Black*Star]] [[http://www.mangareader.net/soul-eater/105/25 with moon rock]], we have [[http://www.mangareader.net/soul-eater/105/26 this]] going on:

** While Kid is talking about the Madness of Boobs take a look at what the moon looks [[http://www.mangareader.net/soul-eater/113/26 like]]. Real subtle Ookubo.

** Maka having to ask her dad to spend a whole day with her as punishment for losing a basketball game. She reluctantly asks, and everything is silent for a few seconds... and then [[StressVomit he vomits from how happy he is.]]

** Maka having to ask her dad to spend a whole day with her as punishment for losing a basketball game. She reluctantly asks, and everything is silent for a few seconds... [[spoiler: and then [[YourHeadASplode his HEAD EXPLODES.]]]]

* Episode 3 introduces Death the Kid and his SuperOCD, freaking out over every little asymmetrical thing (including ''himself'' when Liz brings it up). He leaves Liz and Patti in the pyramid because he just ''has'' to go back home and check if his painting is crooked. Later, he returns to the pyramid only to find the evil Pharaoh has captured Patti and Liz with his tentacle-like bandages and is apparently molesting them. Kid blushes and tries to leave, saying, "Didn't mean to intrude..." until Liz yells at him to save them.

** The entire testing scene. Kid's reaction to not being able to write "K" and then ripping the paper is to shoot a [[{{Nosebleed}} burst of blood]] from his nose and mouth and [[https://youtu.be/Gxb3SskjGro then pass out on the floor.]] And Patti with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlM57iqvOXA giraffe]]. Funnier when Patti actually got a 2 on the exam "because her art was done so well."

*** During their initial study session, Liz and Patti take an early break since Liz can't concentrate due to one eyebrow-hair that's longer than the rest. Kid [[HypocriticalHumor calls her an idiot for this]] before [[BaitAndSwitchComment proclaiming that such grooming should be left]] to ''him''... except the last time she let him do it, it took ''[[SuperOCD a month]]'' before he was satisfied with the result.

--> '''Liz''': ''(sigh)'' It's your turn Patti. Tell him in that special way that you have.\\
'''Patti''': Oh, okay. ''(shuffles demurely for a moment)'' '''[[spoiler: Get your ass moving now, damn you]].'''

** There was also Black Star sparring with Patty. Black☆Star decides to give off a BadassBoast, claiming he can win with his hands tied. When he turns his back to do so, Patti decides to [[GroinAttack kick him in the nuts.]] The real kicker is Black☆Star tries to get Kim to heal him there.

* When investigating one of Medusa's old labs, Patti finds an eye and the jar and decides to challenge it to a staring contest.

** Kid is in a rush to [[spoiler:talk to the Witch Council about [[EnemyMine combining forces]] to save the world from Asura]], but it turns out Kim (who he needs to get there) is in the shower. His solution of course it to rush into the shower holding a sponge and try to help her clean herself faster. And we have Liz and Patti turn up and apologize for Kid being... Kid.

** [[http://youtu.be/YCa5_CUZgUY Crona's poetry]]. Everybody who reads it is immediately banished to "Mr. Corner" wishing they'd never been born. Gets funnier when Sid (who was throughout the episode sad that Crona was scared of him) randomly appears in the corner out of nowhere, wishing he never came back to life. Now, keep in mind that in the people who ended up in the corner, there was: An experienced Meister, A Death Scythe, several Living Weapons, a god-damn ZOMBIE (and Weapon Meister), and a few students who regularly fight unholy soul-eating monsters. Apparently [[BrownNote that was one BAD emo poem]] --even ''[[SmallNameBigEgo Black Star]]'' is affected by it!

---> '''Sid:''' I wish I'd never come back to life...
--> '''Soul:''' What the hell, Sid?! When did you get in here?

* After the involuntary split-up mentioned above, Maka is pressed into cleaning Giriko's room. He notices the female voice coming from underneath the mask and demands she remove it so he can see her face (lest he remove it himself...with her head still attached). While trying to decide whether she should refuse and get killed, or remove her mask and blow her cover (and then probably get killed), Liz and Patty barge into the room...dressed as [[{{Meido}} maids]]. Liz is immediately infatuated with Giriko's rough-yet-bishonen looks, and Giriko decides that he'd rather, ahem, ''have a nightcap'' with them instead of getting his room cleaned. Later, when the group gets back together, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar both Liz's and Patty's faces are flushed and sweaty, with identical giddy grins.]]

---> '''Kid:''' ''(Shocked)'' Is it always like this around here?\\

'''Soul:''' (''{{Nosebleed}}ing'') Yup. Anybody wanna take the sexy kitty home? She's free."

** Maka tries to get Crona out of his shell by taking them on a tour of DWMA. [[spoiler:FunSize]] Ragnarok is not amused, so he tries to piss Maka off by... lifting her skirt. What follows is a truly epic Maka Chop--which he blocks by using Crona as a shield. Poor Crona.

** And then he wonders if Crona [[DudeLooksLikeALady has an additional sword like him or not]]. Ragnarok suggests Black☆Star checks for himself, while Crona tries to stop Ragnarok from lifting their dress.

-->'''Crona:''' As [[SanitySlippage the madness inside of me speeds up]], my rank also goes up... [[ComplimentBackfire I'm not sure how I should respond to that...]]"

--->'''Kid:''' ''[in a tone that couldn't possibly be more deadpan]'' Oops. Sorry. [[BlatantLies My fingers slipped]].

--> '''Kid''': ''(sobbing)'' Damn, it's awful... Just awful... No matter what I do, I can't get the "K" right... I'm a useless garbage... I'm a horrible disgusting person who doesn't deserve to live another day...
-->''(accidentally rips the paper, then fainted)''

** Then of course, Kid attempts to get them to change their mind by... telling them that he and Kim are having a sexual relationship. Kim's reaction is priceless.