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* '''Tig:''' Blame it on the AngryBlackMan//
'''Clay:''' It's the American way.

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-->'''Ratboy:''' I'm just saying, what if lin ain't moving his shit today?

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-->'''Ratboy:''' I'm just saying, what if lin Lin ain't moving his shit today?



-->'''Tig:''' Nice touch.

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-->'''Tig:''' Nice touch.touch.
* When Marks shows up unannounced at the porn studio, Jax tells him he's too late to star in [[PornParody 12 Inches A Slave.]] August is not amused.
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-->'''Ratboy:''' Shit, man. We been here for over four hours. You think connor was wrong?

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-->'''Ratboy:''' Shit, man. We been here for over four hours. You think connor Connor was wrong?
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-->'''Ratboy:''' Jesus, man, are you getting hard!?

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-->'''Ratboy:''' Jesus, man, are you getting hard!?hard!?
** Earlier, there's this exchange:
-->'''Ratboy:''' Shit, man. We been here for over four hours. You think connor was wrong?
-->'''Tig:''' I think you should stop whining.
-->'''Ratboy:''' I'm just saying, what if lin ain't moving his shit today?
-->'''Tig:''' What if you stopped asking questions?
-->'''Ratboy:''' What if you weren't such a dick?
-->'''Tig:''' What if, when we're done here, we go to your house and I rape your mama?
-->'''Ratboy:''' What if you find her on top of your dad slamming a big black dildo in his ass while he's calling out my name?
-->'''Tig:''' Nice touch.
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* What did that poor pigeon ever do to Jax? There it is, minding it's business and SPLAT!

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* What did that poor pigeon ever do to Jax? There it is, minding it's business and SPLAT!SPLAT!
* Season 7, while spying on a Chinese drug shipment, Tig decides a good cover is pretending to receive a blowjob...from Ratboy. Specifically he grabs Rat's head and shoves it into his crotch, making moaning noises. He keeps this up even after the Chinese are gone.
-->'''Ratboy:''' Are they gone?
-->'''Tig:''' (moaning in pleasure) Nah, not yet.
-->'''Ratboy:''' Jesus, man, are you getting hard!?
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** There's just something about the way Chibs nonchalantly jerks off the air while saying, "Two dicks."
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'''Juice:''' {snorts in amusement)

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'''Juice:''' {snorts in amusement)amusement)
* What did that poor pigeon ever do to Jax? There it is, minding it's business and SPLAT!

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-->'''Happy''' I Love It To.

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-->'''Happy''' I Love It To.Too.


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* And shortly before that:
-->'''Bobby:''' When was the last time you had your dick sucked?
-->'''Juice:''' I don't think you're up to it brother.
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** It's a set up to attack a guard, but his ending lines.
-->I [[IncrediblyLamePun nose]] the truth brotha.
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** From the same episode:
--->'''Tig:''' I'm all over it, like jizz on his mama.
--->'''Montez:''' Hey, my mama's dead, man.
--->'''Jax:''' ''(deadpan)'' [[ExtremeOmnisexual That won't stop him.]]
--->'''Tig:''' Let's go, [[FantasyIsland Tattoo]].
--->'''Montez:''' Blow me, boss.
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* After a mentally unbalanced girl has attacked the clubs temporary headquarters:

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* After a mentally unbalanced girl has attacked the clubs club's temporary headquarters:
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* After a mentally unbalanced girl has attacked the clubs temporary headquaters:
-->'''Tig:''' Why my bike? Do all teenage girls hate me?\\
'''Jax:''' Yes they do\\

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* After a mentally unbalanced girl has attacked the clubs temporary headquaters:
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-->'''Tig:''' Why my ''my'' bike? Do all teenage girls hate me?\\
'''Jax:''' Yes Yes, they do\\do.\\
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-->'''Juice:''' (Absolutely deadpan) "Yes. He's huge. You're gonna need both hands."

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-->'''Juice:''' (Absolutely deadpan) "Yes. He's huge. You're gonna need both hands.""
* After a mentally unbalanced girl has attacked the clubs temporary headquaters:
-->'''Tig:''' Why my bike? Do all teenage girls hate me?\\
'''Jax:''' Yes they do\\
'''Happy:''' (nods enthusiastically)\\
'''Juice:''' {snorts in amusement)
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-->'''Juice''' And the freak circle is complete.

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-->'''Juice''' And the freak circle is complete.complete.
* From season six:
-->'''Bobby:''' (Recovering from a gunshot wound) "West, you're gonna need to hold my dick while I pee." {{Beat}} "You're gonna need both hands."
-->'''West:''' "Is he serious?"
-->'''Juice:''' (Absolutely deadpan) "Yes. He's huge. You're gonna need both hands."
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* You could take Clay's soon to infamous "Pussy Sermon", stretch it out for an hour and a half, and I would watch the shit out of that shit.

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* You could take Clay's soon to infamous "Pussy Sermon", stretch it out for an hour and a half, and I would watch the shit out of that shit.shit.
* This Season 4 gem
-->'''Chibs:''' The meet is...at The Jelly Bean Lounge.
-->'''Jax:''' What is it with the Russians and strippers?
-->'''Opie''' They ain't strippers. Have you been to the Jelly Bean? It's horse meat in a g-string.
-->'''Tig:''' I Love The Jelly Bean.
-->'''Juice''' Of course you do.
-->'''Happy''' I Love It To.
-->'''Juice''' And the freak circle is complete.
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* The very idea of a "wife beater onesie"

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* The very idea of a "wife beater onesie"



-->'''Chucky''': Hang on, Gemma. Hang on. It�s not ready. Gemma. Hey!

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-->'''Chucky''': Hang on, Gemma. Hang on. It�s It's not ready. Gemma. Hey!



* The club massacring the Russsians to the tune of "What a Wonderful World".



** Season 2 Episode 6: Gemma and Tera engage in some target practice using a poster for one of the porn studio's movies, which is hanging on a wall adjacent to the studio in front of several shocked and terrified starlets, then when another pulls up in her car firstly Tera points her gun (with the cylinder open) at the girl which Tera admits [[ComedicSociopathy "was fun"]] to which Gemma replies "You're gonna love this" and proceeds to open fire on the car.

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** Season 2 Episode 6: Gemma and Tera Tara engage in some target practice using a poster for one of the porn studio's movies, which is hanging on a wall adjacent to the studio in front of several shocked and terrified starlets, then when another pulls up in her car firstly Tera Tara points her gun (with the cylinder open) at the girl which Tera admits [[ComedicSociopathy "was fun"]] to which Gemma replies "You're gonna love this" and proceeds to open fire on the car.



-->'''Gemma:''' "Now you�ve had your hand on my tits. You can�t call me ma�am anymore."

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-->'''Gemma:''' "Now you�ve you've had your hand on my tits. You can�t can't call me ma�am maam anymore."



* �Persia hasn�t been a country since 637 AD. They�re called Iranians.�

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* �Persia hasn�t "Persia hasn't been a country since 637 AD. They�re They're called Iranians.�"
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-->'''Chucky''': Hang on, Gemma. Hang on. It’s not ready. Gemma. Hey!

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-->'''Chucky''': Hang on, Gemma. Hang on. It’s It�s not ready. Gemma. Hey!



-->'''Gemma:''' "Now you’ve had your hand on my tits. You can’t call me ma’am anymore."

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-->'''Gemma:''' "Now you’ve you�ve had your hand on my tits. You can’t can�t call me ma’am ma�am anymore."



* “Persia hasn’t been a country since 637 AD. They’re called Iranians.”

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* “Persia hasn’t �Persia hasn�t been a country since 637 AD. They’re They�re called Iranians.�



* You could take Clay's soon to infamous "Pussy Sermon", stretch out for an hour and a half, and I would watch the shit out of that shit.

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* You could take Clay's soon to infamous "Pussy Sermon", stretch it out for an hour and a half, and I would watch the shit out of that shit.
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-->'''Juice:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Now it all make sense]].

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-->'''Juice:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Now it all make sense]].sense]].
* You could take Clay's soon to infamous "Pussy Sermon", stretch out for an hour and a half, and I would watch the shit out of that shit.
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-->'''Juice:''' Now it all make sense.

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-->'''Juice:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Now it all make sense.sense]].
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-->'''Tig:''' My Dad used to rape me, just sayin'.

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-->'''Tig:''' [[BlackComedyRape My Dad used to rape me, me]], just sayin'.
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* The fact that a dirty cop owns a donut shop is not lost of Chibs.

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* The fact that a dirty cop owns a donut shop is not lost of on Chibs.

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* “Persia hasn’t been a country since 637 AD. They’re called Iranians.”

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* “Persia hasn’t been a country since 637 AD. They’re called Iranians.
* Tig on pretending to be Ratface's father
-->'''Tig:''' My Dad used to rape me, just sayin'.
-->'''Juice:''' Now it all make sense.
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* Gemma's freakout at the police station. And everyone saw it coming.

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* Gemma's freakout at the police station. And everyone saw it coming.coming.
* The fact that a dirty cop owns a donut shop is not lost of Chibs.
* “Persia hasn’t been a country since 637 AD. They’re called Iranians.”
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* "Maybe she's here for the banana split.
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-->'''Tig:''' (Looking hilariously confused) Terrified, but totally erect.

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-->'''Tig:''' (Looking hilariously confused) Terrified, but totally erect.erect.
* "Maybe she's here for the banana split.
* "Another fine Irishman brought down by the bottle"
* "Zero Dark Shithead" SoBadItsGood Indeed
* Dirty cops apologizing to Samcro, what more do want out of life?
* Gemma's freakout at the police station. And everyone saw it coming.
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* "IMATITE" That is all.

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* "IMATITE" That is all.all.
* Tig (who is scared of dolls) sees a pair of sexy mannequins during a promo shoot for a porno:
-->'''Bobby:''' You alright, Tig?
-->'''Tig:''' (Looking hilariously confused) Terrified, but totally erect.
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-->'''Gemma''': "That's why I like it."
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-->'''Uncer:''' "You realize that makes me sound like a pedophile?"

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-->'''Uncer:''' "You realize that makes me sound like a pedophile?"pedophile?"
* "IMATITE" That is all.

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