History Funny / SonsOfAnarchy

21st Apr '17 6:17:24 PM Jaredwarrensince1991
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-->'''Clay''': Like I don't enough shit oozing out of my ears, you gotta go and do this?!

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-->'''Clay''': Like I don't have enough shit oozing out of my ears, you gotta go and do this?!
21st Apr '17 6:16:00 PM Jaredwarrensince1991
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* "See this is why I beat hookers."

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* "See this From "Hell Followed":
-->'''Tig''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, Gem, where you going?
-->'''Gemma''': To find Jax and Tara.
-->'''Tig''': Oh, no, no, no, no, you heard what Clay said; family says put.
-->'''Gemma''': You got two choices, Tigger, tackle me, or tag along.
-->'''Tig''': Now look, I got nothing but adoration for you, but what are you giving me such a hard time for?
-->'''Gemma''': It's my nature, I'm a giver. (''shoves Tig aside on her way out the door'')
-->'''Tig''': This
is why I beat hookers."hookers. (''tags along'')
* This exchange between Clay and Gemma in "AK-51", with Stahl providing the crowner at the end:
-->'''Clay''': What the hell did you do?!
-->'''Gemma''': Same thing you did, nailed some little tart from Nevada!
-->'''Clay''': Like I don't enough shit oozing out of my ears, you gotta go and do this?!
-->'''Gemma''': You should have thought about that before your dick went on a cheerleader hunt!
-->'''Clay''': I didn't tell her to come here!
-->'''Gemma''': But she's here!
-->'''Clay''': Well, it's not my fault!
-->'''Gemma''': And it's not my pussy!
-->'''Stahl''': (''to Kohn'') That's why ''I'm'' single.
27th Mar '17 5:39:37 AM jakobitis
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* Juice has been charged with drugging a vicious guard dog to keep it quiet. Unfortunately for Tig, Juice made a very poor choice of "sedative".
--> '''Tig''': (Whose ass has just been bitten by said dog) You gave a killer Doberman ''crank''?!
21st Feb '17 11:14:49 AM Jaredwarrensince1991
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* While it's a pretty sad moment overall, one might look at Milo in the series finale and have a chuckle thinking [[spoiler: "Jax was killed by Vic Mackey!"]]

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* While it's a pretty sad moment overall, one might look at Milo [[Creator/MichaelChiklis Milo]] in the series finale and have a chuckle thinking [[spoiler: "Jax was killed by [[Series/TheShield Vic Mackey!"]]Mackey]]!"]]
21st Feb '17 11:10:04 AM Jaredwarrensince1991
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** Die at someone else's hand.

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** Die at someone else's hand.hand.
* While it's a pretty sad moment overall, one might look at Milo in the series finale and have a chuckle thinking [[spoiler: "Jax was killed by Vic Mackey!"]]
2nd Dec '16 12:53:08 AM Jaredwarrensince1991
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[[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/juice_please_adopt_me.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:300: He's late for his 8 o'clock feeding.]]
15th Oct '16 2:55:38 PM tsstevens
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* "Slightly retarded child. Please adopt."

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* "Slightly retarded child. Please adopt."" After Juice drinks spiked coffee the Sons made for the police and screws up a raid because of it this is ''stapled'' to his chest after being dressed as a baby.
-->You must have really pissed off your biker buddies.
18th Sep '16 2:09:53 AM Jaredwarrensince1991
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* Tara's reaction to Half Sack's infected nutbag, followed by Clay, Bobby, and Tig.

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* [[https://youtu.be/t-kdTEW5Rgw Tara's reaction to Half Sack's infected nutbag, followed by Clay, Bobby, and Tig.Tig]].
18th Sep '16 1:12:20 AM Jaredwarrensince1991
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* Tara's reaction to Half Sack's infected nutbag, followed by Clay, Bobby, and Tigg.

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* Tara's reaction to Half Sack's infected nutbag, followed by Clay, Bobby, and Tigg.Tig.



* Episode 3 of season 4. Some black kids stole some guns from the Sons, and before the club can catch them they're pulled over by cops. Kozick shoots at the cops and drives off to lead them away, and the kids slump down in the car, high-fiving and just generally acting relieved. Then motorcycles surround them, Opie and Tig draw guns, and Jax ducks down into the window.

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* Episode 3 of season 4. Some black kids stole some guns from the Sons, and before the club can catch them they're pulled over by cops. Kozick Kozik shoots at the cops and drives off to lead them away, and the kids slump down in the car, high-fiving and just generally acting relieved. Then motorcycles surround them, Opie and Tig draw guns, and Jax ducks down into the window.



* If you look closely, there was a funny moment hidden in a particularly dramatic scene during the Season 3 finale. As Piney, Opie, Chibs, and Kozik ride a schoolbus to find Jimmy and Stahl, you get a good chuckle when see Chibs eating a PB&J and drinking from a juice box. Then you get good laugh when you see his juice is actually a legitimately packaged [[ProductPlacement Jameson Irish Whiskey]]. Anyone else think juice box whiskey is an awesome idea?

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* If you look closely, there was a funny moment hidden in a particularly dramatic scene during the Season 3 finale. As Piney, Opie, Chibs, and Kozik ride a schoolbus school bus to find Jimmy and Stahl, you get a good chuckle when see Chibs eating a PB&J and drinking from a juice box. Then you get good laugh when you see his juice is actually a legitimately packaged [[ProductPlacement Jameson Irish Whiskey]]. Anyone else think juice box whiskey is an awesome idea?



* The club massacring the Russsians to the tune of "What a Wonderful World".

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* The club massacring the Russsians Russians to the tune of "What a Wonderful World".



:: Jax's completely serious delivery as well as Chibs, Halfsack and Happy's absolute lack of hesitation is priceless.

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:: Jax's completely serious delivery as well as Chibs, Halfsack Half Sack and Happy's absolute lack of hesitation is priceless.



-->'''Gemma:''' "Now you've had your hand on my tits. You can't call me maam anymore."

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-->'''Gemma:''' "Now you've had your hand on my tits. You can't call me maam ma'am anymore."



* "Zero Dark Shithead" SoBadItsGood Indeed

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* "Zero Dark Shithead" SoBadItsGood IndeedShithead". SoBadItsGood, indeed!



* Tig on pretending to be Ratface's father

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* Tig on pretending to be Ratface's fatherfather:



* This Season 4 gem

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* This Season 4 gemgem:
18th Sep '16 1:07:23 AM Jaredwarrensince1991
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-->'''Bobby:''' Everyone loves pussy.

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-->'''Bobby:''' -->'''Chibs:''' Everyone loves pussy.



-->'''Tig:''' I'm a big fan of pussy.

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-->'''Tig:''' I'm a very big fan of pussy.
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