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* "Alfred Molina has definitely fucked that ostrich."
* "Can I get 'What's the point if you're not going to fuck that ostrich?' on a T-shirt, please?"

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* This exchange
-->'''Tony:''' Don't you just hate it when you wake up from a hangover and Alfred Molina on horseback is just there randomly spouting exposition at you?
-->'''Morgan:''' I'm like "Aw, is it Tuesday again?"
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* Zach points out that Disney frequently uses the BaldOfEvil. "Pan over to a picture of Bob Chapek!"
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* "Man I'm so Zen right now. You wanna go fuck up some Crusaders?"[[note]]Zach's impression of a stoned Assassin, referencing the common myth that they would smoke pot before killing someone.[[/note]]
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* Zach worries he's being racist for constantly comparing this film to ''WesternAnimation/Aladdin'' until there's a scene of the Prince reaching down to the Princess and saying "Do you trust me?"

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* Zach worries he's being racist for constantly comparing this film to ''WesternAnimation/Aladdin'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' until there's a scene of the Prince reaching down to the Princess and saying "Do you trust me?"

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* Zach worries he's being racist for constantly comparing this film to ''WesternAnimation/Aladdin'' until there's a scene of the Prince reaching down to the Princess and saying "Do you trust me?"
* [[TheQueensLatin "You get a British accent!]] [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow You get a British accent!"]]
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!!Film/PrinceOfPersiaTheSandsOfTime
* [[{{Brownface}} "EVERYBODY WHITE!"]]
* Zach's "[[Creator/JakeGyllenhaal Gyllenhaal]] does sound like the name of a factory where they make white people."
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--->'''Cruella:''' ''(in what's supposed to be the HalloweenTime commercial)'' [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph I am Zangief, I am bad guy...]]

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--->'''Cruella:''' ''(in what's supposed to be the HalloweenTime Halloween Time commercial)'' [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph I am Zangief, I am bad guy...]]
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** Art loses his microphone and Jerk imagines a what happens next, complete with {{Call Back}}s to previous jokes. He accidentally drops it in the castle moat, where it gets eaten by an alligator and Art wrestles with it to get it back. It bites his arm off and he replaces it with the entire camera crew Film/HumanCentipede-style. Irene Dunne tries to strangle him with her bustle, Davy Crockett shoots him, run over by a woman driver in an Autopia car, blown up by the rocket ship, and torn apart by angry coyotes on angel dust.

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** Art loses his microphone and Jerk imagines a what happens next, complete with {{Call Back}}s to previous jokes. He accidentally drops it in the castle moat, where it gets eaten by an alligator and Art wrestles with it to get it back. It bites his arm off and he replaces it with the entire camera crew Film/HumanCentipede-style.[[Film/TheHumanCentipede Human Centipede]]-style. Irene Dunne tries to strangle him with her bustle, Davy Crockett shoots him, run over by a woman driver in an Autopia car, blown up by the rocket ship, and torn apart by angry coyotes on angel dust.
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* They wonder why Martha[[note]][[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?![[/note]] never seems to look at anyone while talking. Is she blind? Is she just rude? Is the actress reading cue cards and they just did a poor job of hiding it?

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* They wonder why Martha[[note]][[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?![[/note]] NAME?!]][[/note]] never seems to look at anyone while talking. Is she blind? Is she just rude? Is the actress reading cue cards and they just did a poor job of hiding it?
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* Madeline says the movie makes her want to vomit, drink her vomit, and vomit again.
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* Their genuine love of the protagonist's two figure-skating coaches, who are better parents than her actual parents. Sydney says they seem like a [[TheBeard woman]] who married her GayBestFriend to keep him safe.

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* Madeleine says the movie's theme music composer is named [[AwesomeMcCoolname Kenneth Burgomaster]].

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* Madeleine Madeline says the movie's theme music composer is named [[AwesomeMcCoolname Kenneth Burgomaster]].


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* "There's nothing better than hockey players fighting ''and'' children fighting!"
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* They realize that this movie came out the ''same year'' as ''Film/IcePrincess'', another Disney movie about figure skating that involves a math nerd. They imagine Disney accidentally rented out the ice rink for twice as much time as they needed and Michael Eisner told them to just make another movie.
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* The movie has so many subplots that Chris refers to the protagonist's brother building a robot as the "Z-plot" while Madeline won't even dignify it with a letter.
* Tony mocks the robot standing in front of a Zamboni like it's Tiananmen Square.
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* Tony's reaction to the line "I guess somethings never change. Fortunately, I did."

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* Tony's reaction to the line "I guess somethings some things never change. Fortunately, I did."
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* Tony's reaction to the line "I guess somethings never change. Fortunately, I did."
-->'''Tony:''' No one who's not an egotistical piece of shit says shit like that!

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* The description of the movie is so formulaic that the guests start making predictions of what will happen. Eventually Madeleine declares they don't even need to watch the movie.

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* The description of the movie is so formulaic that the guests start making predictions of what will happen. Eventually Madeleine Madeline declares they don't even need to watch the movie.


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* Madeline says watching the movie felt like watching a murder and doing nothing, making them all culpable.
-->'''Sydney:''' What could anyone have done?
-->'''Madeline:''' That's what I tell the police.
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* Tony mocks Chris for worrying about spoilers in a movie that's so formulaic.
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** After the movie, they realize that except for the presence of a {{Gasshole}} character, all their predictions came true.
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* Madeleine says the movie's theme music composer is named [[AwesomeMcCoolname Kenneth Burgomaster]].
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!!Film/GoFigure
* The description of the movie is so formulaic that the guests start making predictions of what will happen. Eventually Madeleine declares they don't even need to watch the movie.

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--> '''Jerk''': George Bailey was never born, Buckbeak was [[spoiler:put down]], Mr. Peabody was [[spoiler:put down]], the Doctor stole the Supreme Being's map, the Rainmaker killed all the Loopers, Austin Powers' mojo was turned into ''Film/SoylentGreen'', Ted Theodore Logan got sent to Military School in Alaska where he knocked up Sarah Palin's dog and created a dog man who evolved into the Morlocks who worship Sonmi-451 and use seashells for toilet paper, Bill Murray got stuck in a time warp, Tom Cruise got stuck in a time warp ({{Beat}}) [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow again]], Homer fixes his toaster, Fry had sex with his grandma, Blendin wins at Globnar, ''Film/TimeCop'' arrested Creator/AshtonKutcher, Boglodites invaded Earth, Bowler Hat Guy's Bowler Hat [[spoiler:enslaved the Robinsons]], Turkeys prevented the first thanksgiving, Rob Coudrey joined Motley Crue, Pottersville was sued into bankruptcy by Creator/JKRowling, Captain Kirk was Chris Pine, Marty [=McFly=] was Eric Stoltz, the drug dealer in ''Film/PulpFiction'' was Michael J. Fox, Peyton Reed was fired from this ride and replaced by Edgar Wright and everyone loved the results (But it still closed), the Lizard People all got existential crises, Mike Nelson was replaced by his brother Eddie, Jeff Wringer rolled a one and everyone turned evil, Miranda July's cat died, some french guy reconnected with a women he saw once, Donnie Darko ({{Beat}}) I don't know, Skynet created the sentinels and killed everyone, aliens raised the dead, apes control the planet, 9/11 never happened, the Omega-13 destroyed the '''UNIVERSE'''...

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--> '''Jerk''': George Bailey was never born, Buckbeak was [[spoiler:put down]], Mr. Peabody was [[spoiler:put down]], the Doctor stole the Supreme Being's map, the Rainmaker killed all the Loopers, Austin Powers' mojo was turned into ''Film/SoylentGreen'', Ted Theodore Logan got sent to Military School in Alaska where he knocked up Sarah Palin's dog and created a dog man who evolved into the Morlocks who worship Sonmi-451 and use seashells for toilet paper, Bill Murray got stuck in a time warp, Tom Cruise got stuck in a time warp ({{Beat}}) [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow again]], again, Homer fixes his toaster, Fry had sex with his grandma, Blendin wins at Globnar, ''Film/TimeCop'' arrested Creator/AshtonKutcher, Boglodites invaded Earth, Bowler Hat Guy's Bowler Hat [[spoiler:enslaved the Robinsons]], Turkeys prevented the first thanksgiving, Rob Coudrey joined Motley Crue, Pottersville was sued into bankruptcy by Creator/JKRowling, Captain Kirk was Chris Pine, Marty [=McFly=] was Eric Stoltz, the drug dealer in ''Film/PulpFiction'' was Michael J. Fox, Peyton Reed was fired from this ride and replaced by Edgar Wright and everyone loved the results (But it still closed), the Lizard People all got existential crises, Mike Nelson was replaced by his brother Eddie, Jeff Wringer rolled a one and everyone turned evil, Miranda July's cat died, some french guy reconnected with a women he saw once, Donnie Darko ({{Beat}}) I don't know, Skynet created the sentinels and killed everyone, aliens raised the dead, apes control the planet, 9/11 never happened, the Omega-13 destroyed the '''UNIVERSE'''...


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* “Why did Doc build the stupid time train?”
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* They wonder why Martha[[note]][[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?![[/note]] never seems to look at anyone while talking. Is she blind? Is she just rude? Is the actress reading cue cards and they just did a poor job of hiding it?
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* "SERGEANT SLAUGHTER VERSUS THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG, THIS SUNDAY AT WRESTLEMANIA!"
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* Josh says Don Knotts is dressed like "Willy Wonka as a pimp."
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* [=MarzGurl=]'s exaggerated Texan accent.
* Josh says David Harper does a "Frankenstein kaiju impersonation."
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* Josh says the movie is like ''Film/HaroldAndKumar'' without the whimsy. Tony says it's what a Creator/MelBrooks movie would be if it weren't about anything. Louis says the movie just made him want to watch ''Film/{{Tombstone}}''.
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* The "State of the Parks" segment is just Tony gushing over the announcement of "Muppets Haunted Mansion."
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!!Film/TheAppleDumplingGang Rides Again (with [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]!)
* Linkara starts by looking through the Disney Plus suggestions accompanying the movie and saying how much he'd rather watch them.

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