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* "Yes, DCA is turning ten years old, and like most ten year-olds it's getting [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior its first facelift]]."
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* "Yes, DCA is turning ten years old, and like most California ten year-olds it's getting [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior its first facelift]]."
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-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
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-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
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-->'''Jerk!Elvis''': (''DramaticGlassesPull'') You know, ''they don't shoot me below the waist neither''. (''Dances to "Jailhouse Rock"'')
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-->'''Jerk!Elvis''': (''DramaticGlassesPull'') (''GlassesPull'') You know, ''they don't shoot me below the waist neither''. (''Dances to "Jailhouse Rock"'')Rock"'')
** Later:
-->'''Jerk''': They kicked me out for my Elvis dance, the bloody Philistines. Also I drunkenly urinated on the Walt statue. Also it's a block-out day.
** Later:
-->'''Jerk''': They kicked me out for my Elvis dance, the bloody Philistines. Also I drunkenly urinated on the Walt statue. Also it's a block-out day.
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* After [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jerk gets trapped inside a TV]], he only has to mention the Disney World episode of ''Full House'' before [[TastesLikeDiabetes the TV vomits him out]].
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* "And The Mouse had very little to do with ABC until the 1980s, when a former ABC senior vice president named '[[MichaelEisner Oh god him again]]' became the new CEO of Disney."
* When Eisner and Mickey ride the Sky Tram.
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down before one of them eats the other? If Mickey finds out how good Jews taste, we're all doomed. ({{beat}}) Oh, too late. So, who wants to let me [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl live in their attic?]]" (''LaughTrack'')
* When Eisner and Mickey ride the Sky Tram.
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down before one of them eats the other? If Mickey finds out how good Jews taste, we're all doomed. ({{beat}}) Oh, too late. So, who wants to let me [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl live in their attic?]]" (''LaughTrack'')
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* When Eisner and Mickey ride the Sky Tram.
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down before one of them eats the other? If Mickey finds out how good Jews taste, we're all doomed. ({{beat}}) Oh, too late. So, who wants to let me [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl live in their attic?]]"
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down before one of them eats the other? If Mickey finds out how good Jews taste, we're all doomed. ({{beat}}) Oh, too late. So, who wants to let me [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl live in their attic?]]"
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* When Eisner and Mickey ride the Sky Tram.
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down"Can you imagine having Disney World being advertised at you this incessantly? Even without-" (''[[SelfDeprecation Cut to Blip Disney World midroll ad]], before one of them eats [[StuffBlowingUp Jerk blows it up]] with the other? If Mickey finds out how good Jews taste, we're all doomed. ({{beat}}) Oh, too late. So, who wants to let me [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl live in their attic?]]"TNT from Toontoon.'')
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down
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* Jerk's ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow'' parody.
* Jerk attempts to pass himself off as [[ElvisLives Elvis back from the dead]], now in the "[[BlatantLies lucrative field of Internet reviewing".
-->'''Jerk!Elvis''': (''DramaticGlassesPull'') You know, ''they don't shoot me below the waist neither''. (''Dances to "Jailhouse Rock"'')
* Jerk notes the laugh tracks still playing during the Disney World episodes, and wonders if the audiences were forced to tag along to laugh at the characters.
-->'''Jerk''': (''canned laughters) Can we go ride rides now?
-->'''ABC Exec''': NO! We're paying you to laugh, not to have fun!
* Jerk attempts to pass himself off as [[ElvisLives Elvis back from the dead]], now in the "[[BlatantLies lucrative field of Internet reviewing".
-->'''Jerk!Elvis''': (''DramaticGlassesPull'') You know, ''they don't shoot me below the waist neither''. (''Dances to "Jailhouse Rock"'')
* Jerk notes the laugh tracks still playing during the Disney World episodes, and wonders if the audiences were forced to tag along to laugh at the characters.
-->'''Jerk''': (''canned laughters) Can we go ride rides now?
-->'''ABC Exec''': NO! We're paying you to laugh, not to have fun!
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** "[[CaptionHumor Edited by Tony Goldmark and Tony Goldmark's Illegal Download of Adobe Premiere]]. Format Ripped Off From Creator/DougWalker and [[http://jimhillmedia.com/ Jim Hill]]."
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-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement could actually enhance my life?
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-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement park could actually enhance my life?
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-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': (''turns around'') Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement could actually enhance my life?
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-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': (''turns around'') Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement park could actually enhance my life?
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* Jerk's ABC theme show parody, which plays a dozen theme songs simultaneously in an inaudible cacophony, stars him as every character, keeps going well after it should have ended, and results in him trying to escape it, to the point that he shoots him, nukes his city, and then ''is car-chased by it live on the Golden Gate Bridge''.
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* Jerk's ABC theme show parody, which plays a dozen theme songs simultaneously in an inaudible cacophony, stars him as every character, keeps going well after it should have ended, and results in him trying to escape it, to the point that he shoots him, nukes his city, and then ''is car-chased by it live on the Golden Gate Bridge''. In fact, it ends up resembling [[Series/TooManyCooks a certain show openings parody]] [[HilariousInHindsight that debuted a year later]]...
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* "Luscious locks" makes a return into the Channel Awesome new intro, now referring to literal door locks.
* "Remember the 1990s? That magical decade where [[{{Music/Nirvana}} Kurt Cobain]] [[Disney/TheLionKing became king of Pride Rock]], UsefulNotes/BillClinton had an affair with [[Film/JurassicPark a Velociraptor]], and Creator/QuentinTarantino [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E4BartSellsHisSoul sold Bart Simpson's soul for pogs]] in the Wicked-Wicked-Film/WildWildWest?"
* "I devoted an entire introductory episode just to explaining the concept, which I literally just explained in- ''[[HongKongDub seventy-one]]" -seconds. [...] Endure!"
* Jerk's depicts the ABC laugh track audiences as being so brainwashed as to laugh at everything, including [[Series/FullHouse Michelle Tanner saying cutesy snarks]], "That's a lotta fish" from ''{{Film/Godzilla 1998}}'', and even ''Simba finding his father dead'' from ''Disney/TheLionKing''. Bonus points in that the shot of the audience laughing at the last scene includes [[TakeThatMe Jerk himself laughing in the crowd]].
* Jerk parodies Walt Disney's early "infomercial" documentaries about the building of Disneyland with an informercial of his own.
-->'''[[WebVideo/RBGProductions Spazz!Narrator]]''': Tired of the tired of thrillful drudgeries of ''rollercoasters''?
-->'''[[WebVideo/TheIdiotsLantern The Wire]]''': There's got to be a better way!
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': Introducing Disneylandia, a coaster-free experience guaranteed to enhance your life.
-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement could actually enhance my life?
-->'''Jerk''': Who are you?
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': I'm ''over here''.
-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': (''turns around'') Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement could actually enhance my life?
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': Why, just listen to these convincing testimonies.
-->'''Rosenhacker''': Thanks to Disneylandia, I learned to believe in everything!
-->'''Mike Eddy''': [[TheStoic I learned how to be happy and smile more]].
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': I learned exactly why God kills people!
-->'''Jerk''': ...what's a Disneylandia-
-->'''All''': Thanks, Disneylandia!!!
* Jerk's most meta gag yet: After the fake commercial is over, he wipes the grainy film off the screen and shoves the letterbox aside with his elbows.
* Jerk's ABC theme show parody, which plays a dozen theme songs simultaneously in an inaudible cacophony, stars him as every character, keeps going well after it should have ended, and results in him trying to escape it, to the point that he shoots him, nukes his city, and then ''is car-chased by it live on the Golden Gate Bridge''.
* "Remember the 1990s? That magical decade where [[{{Music/Nirvana}} Kurt Cobain]] [[Disney/TheLionKing became king of Pride Rock]], UsefulNotes/BillClinton had an affair with [[Film/JurassicPark a Velociraptor]], and Creator/QuentinTarantino [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E4BartSellsHisSoul sold Bart Simpson's soul for pogs]] in the Wicked-Wicked-Film/WildWildWest?"
* "I devoted an entire introductory episode just to explaining the concept, which I literally just explained in- ''[[HongKongDub seventy-one]]" -seconds. [...] Endure!"
* Jerk's depicts the ABC laugh track audiences as being so brainwashed as to laugh at everything, including [[Series/FullHouse Michelle Tanner saying cutesy snarks]], "That's a lotta fish" from ''{{Film/Godzilla 1998}}'', and even ''Simba finding his father dead'' from ''Disney/TheLionKing''. Bonus points in that the shot of the audience laughing at the last scene includes [[TakeThatMe Jerk himself laughing in the crowd]].
* Jerk parodies Walt Disney's early "infomercial" documentaries about the building of Disneyland with an informercial of his own.
-->'''[[WebVideo/RBGProductions Spazz!Narrator]]''': Tired of the tired of thrillful drudgeries of ''rollercoasters''?
-->'''[[WebVideo/TheIdiotsLantern The Wire]]''': There's got to be a better way!
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': Introducing Disneylandia, a coaster-free experience guaranteed to enhance your life.
-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement could actually enhance my life?
-->'''Jerk''': Who are you?
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': I'm ''over here''.
-->'''[[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]''': (''turns around'') Wait-wait-wait, so are you telling me an amusement could actually enhance my life?
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': Why, just listen to these convincing testimonies.
-->'''Rosenhacker''': Thanks to Disneylandia, I learned to believe in everything!
-->'''Mike Eddy''': [[TheStoic I learned how to be happy and smile more]].
-->'''Spazz!Narrator''': I learned exactly why God kills people!
-->'''Jerk''': ...what's a Disneylandia-
-->'''All''': Thanks, Disneylandia!!!
* Jerk's most meta gag yet: After the fake commercial is over, he wipes the grainy film off the screen and shoves the letterbox aside with his elbows.
* Jerk's ABC theme show parody, which plays a dozen theme songs simultaneously in an inaudible cacophony, stars him as every character, keeps going well after it should have ended, and results in him trying to escape it, to the point that he shoots him, nukes his city, and then ''is car-chased by it live on the Golden Gate Bridge''.
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* "Where do you draw the line between suspension of disbelief and false advertising?"
-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your kids perform death-defying stunts in front of thousands of witnesses and the restraints on thrill rides are optional because Mickey Mouse ice cream bars give you the power to fly and if you buy two of every plush toy your mom and dad will get back together and grandma will finally wake up!
* After Flash breaks the world record for riding all the Disney World rides in under 4 days:
-->'''Jerk''': And two years later Animal Kingdom opened and his record got smeared with an asterisk. (''Franchise/SuperMarioBros GameOver music'')
-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your kids perform death-defying stunts in front of thousands of witnesses and the restraints on thrill rides are optional because Mickey Mouse ice cream bars give you the power to fly and if you buy two of every plush toy your mom and dad will get back together and grandma will finally wake up!
* After Flash breaks the world record for riding all the Disney World rides in under 4 days:
-->'''Jerk''': And two years later Animal Kingdom opened and his record got smeared with an asterisk. (''Franchise/SuperMarioBros GameOver music'')
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* After seeing [[NoOSHACompliance Flash being suddenly hired to play Indiana Jones in the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular]], Jerk plays a movie montage of [[BigNo characters yelling "NOOOO!!!"]] that lasts for ''almost a whole minute''.
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* "And now my ''Step by Step'' review is stealing ''Dia Hard'' references from my ''Family Matters'' review. Have you no shame?!"
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* "And now my ''Step by Step'' review is stealing ''Dia ''Die Hard'' references from my ''Family Matters'' review. Have you no shame?!"
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* Jerk's song for the "inspirational montage"? "Learning To Read Made Me Cool", an obvious community service contractual requirement.
* When the show has a CriticalResearchFailure during the subplot of Flash riding every Disney World ride.
-->'''Flash''': As soon as I'm done with Astro Orbiter, I'm on my way to Alien Encounter.
-->'''Mark''': Negative, repeat, that's a negative, Flash. Plans have changed on Alien Encounter. Access route is impeded. Parade in progress.
-->'''Jerk''': ...but, both those things were in Tomorrowland. The parades never went through Tomorrowland.
-->'''Mark''': Please choose alternate route going through Fantasyland, and proceed directly to Jungle Cruise, over.
-->'''Jerk''': That does go through the parade! Are you insane?! You- ...you're trying to sabotage him. You commie bastard, you were working for the Ruskies this whole time! You diabolic-
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': (''points gun'') Just back away, man. You have ''no idea'' how high this goes.
-->'''Jerk''': ...take it easy, alright, it's just a theme park-
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': IT'S NEVER JUST A THEME PARK! This involves the NSA, the World Bank, {{ComicBook/SHIELD}}, Rob Ford! You think Pinetta's was erased from history by accident? IT KNEW TOO MUCH!!
-->'''Jerk''': Calm down, okay? I mean, it's ''Step by Step'', I'm going to forget everything about this episode the instant it's over, it's ''Step by Step''- oh my god.
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': What?
-->'''Jerk''': The show's called ''Step by Step'', and it's about ''stepsiblings''.
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': [[FridgeBrilliance Whoa]]...
-->'''Jerk''': I literally just this moment noticed that.
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': Holy Christ on a cracker...
-->'''Jerk''': This show is ''deep''!
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': I know, right?
-->'''Jerk''': So, we still on for bowling on Thursday?
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': Only if you buy the shoes!
* When the show has a CriticalResearchFailure during the subplot of Flash riding every Disney World ride.
-->'''Flash''': As soon as I'm done with Astro Orbiter, I'm on my way to Alien Encounter.
-->'''Mark''': Negative, repeat, that's a negative, Flash. Plans have changed on Alien Encounter. Access route is impeded. Parade in progress.
-->'''Jerk''': ...but, both those things were in Tomorrowland. The parades never went through Tomorrowland.
-->'''Mark''': Please choose alternate route going through Fantasyland, and proceed directly to Jungle Cruise, over.
-->'''Jerk''': That does go through the parade! Are you insane?! You- ...you're trying to sabotage him. You commie bastard, you were working for the Ruskies this whole time! You diabolic-
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': (''points gun'') Just back away, man. You have ''no idea'' how high this goes.
-->'''Jerk''': ...take it easy, alright, it's just a theme park-
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': IT'S NEVER JUST A THEME PARK! This involves the NSA, the World Bank, {{ComicBook/SHIELD}}, Rob Ford! You think Pinetta's was erased from history by accident? IT KNEW TOO MUCH!!
-->'''Jerk''': Calm down, okay? I mean, it's ''Step by Step'', I'm going to forget everything about this episode the instant it's over, it's ''Step by Step''- oh my god.
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': What?
-->'''Jerk''': The show's called ''Step by Step'', and it's about ''stepsiblings''.
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': [[FridgeBrilliance Whoa]]...
-->'''Jerk''': I literally just this moment noticed that.
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': Holy Christ on a cracker...
-->'''Jerk''': This show is ''deep''!
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': I know, right?
-->'''Jerk''': So, we still on for bowling on Thursday?
-->'''Jerk!Mark''': Only if you buy the shoes!
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-->'''Commercial''': So it's easy to squeeze, squeeze, ''squeeze'', squeeze'', ''SQUEEZE'', ''SQUEEZE'', '''''SQUEEZE''''', '''''SQUEEZE'''''-
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-->'''Commercial''': So it's easy to squeeze, squeeze, ''squeeze'', squeeze'', ''squeeze'', ''SQUEEZE'', ''SQUEEZE'', '''''SQUEEZE''''', '''''SQUEEZE'''''-
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* "This joke brought to you by Website/{{IMDb}}: What you do instead of things!"
* So, is anyone else a little unnerved by how horny everyone is...
-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Basically an orgy with churros.
* When the girls learn about a country music contest for a college scholarship.
-->'''Jerk!Southerner''': 'Cause if there's one thing we country folk love, it's higher edumacation! Ain't that right, [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars}} Mater]]?
-->Jerk!Mater''': Sure! I hired me an edumacation last week! Then I ran him over for talking French!
* "And now my ''Step by Step'' review is stealing ''Dia Hard'' references from my ''Family Matters'' review. Have you no shame?!"
* After Dana calls Karen the "queen of the Nashville Nazis".
-->'''Jerk''': I've just found the name of my new cover band.
-->'''Jerk!Hitler''': RIP OUT MY URKEL-LOVING HEART, LORD, LORD! DON'T YOU RIP OUT MY URKEL-LOVING SOOUUULLL!!!
* Jerk's parody commercials, which include a very ear-painful Patrick Duffy commercial and a surreal Thighmaster commercial.
-->'''Commercial''': So it's easy to squeeze, squeeze, ''squeeze'', squeeze'', ''SQUEEZE'', ''SQUEEZE'', '''''SQUEEZE''''', '''''SQUEEZE'''''-
* So, is anyone else a little unnerved by how horny everyone is...
-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Basically an orgy with churros.
* When the girls learn about a country music contest for a college scholarship.
-->'''Jerk!Southerner''': 'Cause if there's one thing we country folk love, it's higher edumacation! Ain't that right, [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars}} Mater]]?
-->Jerk!Mater''': Sure! I hired me an edumacation last week! Then I ran him over for talking French!
* "And now my ''Step by Step'' review is stealing ''Dia Hard'' references from my ''Family Matters'' review. Have you no shame?!"
* After Dana calls Karen the "queen of the Nashville Nazis".
-->'''Jerk''': I've just found the name of my new cover band.
-->'''Jerk!Hitler''': RIP OUT MY URKEL-LOVING HEART, LORD, LORD! DON'T YOU RIP OUT MY URKEL-LOVING SOOUUULLL!!!
* Jerk's parody commercials, which include a very ear-painful Patrick Duffy commercial and a surreal Thighmaster commercial.
-->'''Commercial''': So it's easy to squeeze, squeeze, ''squeeze'', squeeze'', ''SQUEEZE'', ''SQUEEZE'', '''''SQUEEZE''''', '''''SQUEEZE'''''-
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* Jerk's utter confusion over the characters' going to a fictional Disney World restaurant called "Pinetta's." The closest equivalent he finds is a [[https://plus.google.com/111755106432626265230/about?gl=us&hl=en an obscure restaurant in Louisiana]].
-->'''Jerk''': Was it this hard to find an expensive restaurant in ''Disney World?!'' The freaking churros have installment plans!
-->'''Jerk''': Was it this hard to find an expensive restaurant in ''Disney World?!'' The freaking churros have installment plans!
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-->''(Later)''
-->'''Grandma''': Jean-Claude and I have ''plans''.
-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your grandma has better sex.
-->'''Grandma''': Jean-Claude and I have ''plans''.
-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your grandma has better sex.
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%%* After Carol tells Dan some innuendo-laced teases in front of their infant son:
%%-->'''Jerk! ''''
%%-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your parents have sex.
%%-->'''Jerk! ''''
%%-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your parents have sex.
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* After Carol tells Dan some innuendo-laced teases in front of their infant
%%-->'''Jerk! ''''
%%-->'''Commercial''':
-->'''Jerk!Lilly'''': Every time I see a Disney park commercial I just start screaming and puking and I don't know why. I can't even watch Blip anymore-
-->'''Jerk!Therapist''': [[TakeThatMe What the hell is Blip...]]
-->'''Jerk!Lilly''': And it's even worse with their new ad campaign.
-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your parents have sex.
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** "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother..." (''one minute later'') "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by [[Series/LostInSpace June Lockhart]] of all people..." (''two and a half minutes later'') What am I doing again? Oh right, this shit. So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by June Lockhart of all people...
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** "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother..." (''one minute later'') "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by [[Series/LostInSpace June Lockhart]] of all people..." (''two and a half minutes later'') What am I doing again? Oh right, yeah, this shit. So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by June Lockhart of all people...
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-->'''Jerk''': As a side note, that thing must be a bitch to lug from county to county every summer. (''sees the Six Flags Sky Tower in the background'') Ohhh, it's Magic Mountain, that makes perfect sens- HOLY SHIT THE I-10 HAS FLOODED!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!! ''AAAAAAAAAAAA-''
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-->'''Jerk''': As a side note, that thing must be a bitch to lug from county to county every summer. (''sees the Six Flags Sky Tower in the background'') Ohhh, it's Magic Mountain, that makes perfect sens- HOLY SHIT THE I-10 I-5 HAS FLOODED!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!! ''AAAAAAAAAAAA-''
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* When Jerk sees the mother is named Carol just like the mother from ''Series/TheBradyBunch''.
-->'''Jerk''': It was already blatant ''Brady Bunch'' ripoff and they had the ''gall'' to name the mother with hair of gold "Carol", out of all the female names. You know, I actually kinda admire that. You know what, I actually kinda admire that. So many writers go to such great length to hide their thieving hackery, and this show flat-out embraced it. I mean, Mark Zuckerberg didn't call his site "[[{{Website/Facebook}} Winkelbook]]", Music/VanillaIce didn't call that song "Ice Ice Pressure", and I sure as hell don't start every show saying-
-->'''Jerk![[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]''': Hellooo, I'm the Vacation Critic. I encounter it because you don't get to! Do you ever start out a sentence very calmly and rationally, AND THEN EXPLODE INTO A FIT OF RAGE FOR NO GOOD REASON?!?! ''This'' is ''Series/StepByStep''!
-->'''Jerk''': You know why I don't do that? Because I. Don't. Know. Why. Either. I've forgotten everything again. ...what am I doing?
-->'''Jerk''': It was already blatant ''Brady Bunch'' ripoff and they had the ''gall'' to name the mother with hair of gold "Carol", out of all the female names. You know, I actually kinda admire that. You know what, I actually kinda admire that. So many writers go to such great length to hide their thieving hackery, and this show flat-out embraced it. I mean, Mark Zuckerberg didn't call his site "[[{{Website/Facebook}} Winkelbook]]", Music/VanillaIce didn't call that song "Ice Ice Pressure", and I sure as hell don't start every show saying-
-->'''Jerk![[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]''': Hellooo, I'm the Vacation Critic. I encounter it because you don't get to! Do you ever start out a sentence very calmly and rationally, AND THEN EXPLODE INTO A FIT OF RAGE FOR NO GOOD REASON?!?! ''This'' is ''Series/StepByStep''!
-->'''Jerk''': You know why I don't do that? Because I. Don't. Know. Why. Either. I've forgotten everything again. ...what am I doing?
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* The Jerk's spot-on impression of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.
* A moment of InUniverse FridgeLogic: Jerk only realizes now that the show is called ''Series/StepByStep'' because it's about ''step''siblings.
* A moment of InUniverse FridgeLogic: Jerk only realizes now that the show is called ''Series/StepByStep'' because it's about ''step''siblings.
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** "This show is like a [[Film/TheMatrix televised blue pill]]; You took it and you instantly forgot everything about it!"
-->'''Jerk''': Oh boy, a new show with Patrick Duffy! I like him! (''munches popcorn'') Wow! Patrick Duffy's in this show too! He looks great for his age. (''munches more popcorn'') Holy shit, is that Patrick Duffy? Wow, this show just gets better and better. (''notices popcorn'') This is popcorn! I love popcorn! Hahaha- where am I?
** "I watched this episode earlier to prepare and then instantly forgot everything about it, so excuse me while I watch it again." (''Caption: Forty-four minutes later'')
** "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother..." (''one minute later'') "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by [[Series/LostInSpace June Lockhart]] of all people..." (''two and a half minutes later'') What am I doing again? Oh right, this shit. So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by June Lockhart of all people...
* Jerk musing over the rollercoaster in the "county fair" opening of the show.
-->'''Jerk''': As a side note, that thing must be a bitch to lug from county to county every summer. (''sees the Six Flags Sky Tower in the background'') Ohhh, it's Magic Mountain, that makes perfect sens- HOLY SHIT THE I-10 HAS FLOODED!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!! ''AAAAAAAAAAAA-''
* After recapping the show's ClicheStorm plot
-->'''[[Franchise/DieHard Sgt. Powell]]''': They got the universal terrorist's playbook, and they're running it ''step by step''.
* The Jerk's spot-on impression of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.
* A moment of InUniverse FridgeLogic: Jerk only realizes now that the show is called ''Series/StepByStep'' because it's about ''step''siblings.
%%* After Carol tells Dan some innuendo-laced teases in front of their infant son:
%%-->'''Jerk! ''''
%%-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your parents have sex.
-->'''Jerk''': Oh boy, a new show with Patrick Duffy! I like him! (''munches popcorn'') Wow! Patrick Duffy's in this show too! He looks great for his age. (''munches more popcorn'') Holy shit, is that Patrick Duffy? Wow, this show just gets better and better. (''notices popcorn'') This is popcorn! I love popcorn! Hahaha- where am I?
** "I watched this episode earlier to prepare and then instantly forgot everything about it, so excuse me while I watch it again." (''Caption: Forty-four minutes later'')
** "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother..." (''one minute later'') "So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by [[Series/LostInSpace June Lockhart]] of all people..." (''two and a half minutes later'') What am I doing again? Oh right, this shit. So they go to Disney World thanks to their grandmother, played by June Lockhart of all people...
* Jerk musing over the rollercoaster in the "county fair" opening of the show.
-->'''Jerk''': As a side note, that thing must be a bitch to lug from county to county every summer. (''sees the Six Flags Sky Tower in the background'') Ohhh, it's Magic Mountain, that makes perfect sens- HOLY SHIT THE I-10 HAS FLOODED!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!! ''AAAAAAAAAAAA-''
* After recapping the show's ClicheStorm plot
-->'''[[Franchise/DieHard Sgt. Powell]]''': They got the universal terrorist's playbook, and they're running it ''step by step''.
* The Jerk's spot-on impression of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.
* A moment of InUniverse FridgeLogic: Jerk only realizes now that the show is called ''Series/StepByStep'' because it's about ''step''siblings.
%%* After Carol tells Dan some innuendo-laced teases in front of their infant son:
%%-->'''Jerk! ''''
%%-->'''Commercial''': Disney World: Where your parents have sex.
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** Sabrina: My history homework doesn't make any sense. When did we go to war with LEGOland?
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* "So let's review. EPCOT was a failed Experiment. It wasn't really a Prototype of anything 'cause they never built another one. It wasn't a Community 'cause nobody lived there. And it didn't magically transport you to Tomorrow unless you fell asleep on Universe of Energy (which was quite likely). It was barely even Of."
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* "Thirty-seven. She has thirty-seven hopes." "In a row?"
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* "You can't spell decade without DCA (Disney California Adventure). Or ECD (Elderly Cockroach Disease), or CAE (Charos Aborted Elephants) for that matter; it's all discussed in my two week seminar: 'How To Spell Things With Other Things', next month at the Radisson."
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* "You can't spell decade without DCA (Disney California Adventure). Or ECD (Elderly Cockroach Disease), or CAE (Charos Aborted Elephants) for that matter; it's all discussed in my two week seminar: 'How To Spell Things With Other Things', next month at the Madisson Radisson."
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* "Previously on '''[[MindScrew ACID]]!'''"
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* He introduces a whole list of guest stars for the multi-part review. It starts out normal, featuring people who have either already appeared in the review but then it starts getting silly with a guy eating a sandwich listed as "President Gerald Ford", a guy doing backflips as "Big Skip [=McJimmy=], The Wacky Abortionist", and a cat falling off a table as "Former President of Chad Hissène Habré", culminating with "[[Creator/WeirdAlYankovic Wierd Al... something or other]]" [[spoiler:Hilariously enough, Weird Al actually appears in the review!]]
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* He introduces a whole list of guest stars for the multi-part review. It starts out normal, featuring people who have either already appeared in the review but then it starts getting silly with a guy eating a sandwich listed as "President Gerald Ford", a guy doing backflips as "Big Skip [=McJimmy=], The Wacky Abortionist", and a cat falling off a table as "Former President of Chad Hissène Habré", and Texas Gov. Rick Perry as "Dickery Douche McDerpHitler, culminating with "[[Creator/WeirdAlYankovic Wierd Al... something or other]]" Weird Al Yankasomething!]]" [[spoiler:Hilariously enough, Weird Al actually appears in the review!]]
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* The RunningGag in which Jerk (and Phil Buni at one point) mentions a race of Bolivian mice genetically engineered by Disney to crawl inside the human brain before [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties getting cut off]] for "Re-Disneyfication."cranial remodulocation."
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* The sketch after Sabrina's aunts use a fossilized bone to resurrect a caveman in which Sabrina's aunt (Played by [[WebVideo/TheIdiotsLantern the Wire]]) keeps killing Sabrina ([[ActingForTwo also played by the Wire]]) and resurrecting her after 100 years to solve her sitcom-y problems.
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* He introduces a whole list of guest stars for the multi-part review. It starts out normal, featuring people who have either already appeared in the review but then it starts getting silly with a guy eating a sandwich listed as "President Gerald Ford", a guy doing backflips as "Big Skip [=McJimmy=], The Wacky Abortionist", and a cat falling off a table as "Former President of Chad Hissène Habré", culminating with "[[Creator/WeirdAlYankovic Wierd Al... something or other]]" [[spoiler:Hilariously enough, Weird Al actually appears in the review!]]
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* He introduces a whole list of guest stars for the multi-part review. It starts out normal, featuring people who have either already appeared in the review but then it starts getting silly with a guy eating a sandwich listed as "President Gerald Ford", a guy doing backflips as "Big Skip McJimmy, [=McJimmy=], The Wacky Abortionist", culminating with "[[Creator/WeirdAlYankovic Wierd Al... something or other]]" [[spoiler:Hilariously enough, Weird Al actually appears in the review!]]
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