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* The RunningGag in which Jerk (and Phil Buni at one point) mentions a race of Bolivian mice genetically engineered by Disney to crawl inside the human brain before [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties getting cut off]] for "Re-Disneyfication."
** And a bit of FridgeLogic in TheStinger when Phil goes on to say "As not a human, that doesn't really bother me so much." ({{beat}}) "Death to the humans!"
** And a bit of FridgeLogic in TheStinger when Phil goes on to say "As not a human, that doesn't really bother me so much." ({{beat}}) "Death to the humans!"
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* His parody of "[[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas What's This]]" during the review of "Haunted Mansion Holiday", unlimately ending with "WHAT [[PrecisionFStrike THE FUCK]] IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS??!!
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* His parody of "[[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas What's This]]" during the review of "Haunted Mansion Holiday", unlimately ultimately ending with "WHAT [[PrecisionFStrike THE FUCK]] IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS??!!
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* This gem:
-->'''Erkel:''' It alters my DNA code on a genetic level, changing me into a completely different person.
-->'''Jerk:''' I call it a re[[Series/DoctorWho tardis]]!
-->'''Erkel:''' It alters my DNA code on a genetic level, changing me into a completely different person.
-->'''Jerk:''' I call it a re[[Series/DoctorWho tardis]]!
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* The Jerk gets photobombed and stops his show just to incite his viewers to hunt, torture, and kill the photobomber. While several people are photobombimg in the background during his pseudo-{{PSA}}.
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* The Jerk gets photobombed and stops his show just to incite his viewers to hunt, torture, and kill the photobomber. While several people are photobombimg in the background during his pseudo-{{PSA}}. pseudo-{{PSA}}.
* The new TGWTG outro has an IronicEcho to the original footage when Jerk reveals that Maelstrom, one of his prior choices, has closed to be replaced by a ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' ride:
--> '''Anti-Ranting Jerk''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Let. It. Go.]]
* The new TGWTG outro has an IronicEcho to the original footage when Jerk reveals that Maelstrom, one of his prior choices, has closed to be replaced by a ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' ride:
--> '''Anti-Ranting Jerk''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Let. It. Go.]]
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--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Greedo and Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen and Jar-Jar and Boss Nass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal Creator/CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
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--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Greedo and Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen and Jar-Jar and Boss Nass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal Creator/CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', [[BigNo "NOOooOOOoooOOOooo!"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
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--> '''SJWAC''': It wasn't just scary, kids. I can handle scary. It was not so scary. ''(thunder strikes)'' I'm sorry, it's not an easy thing to relive. I think I might have [=PNTO=], Post-Non-Traumatic Order from just how not-so-scary it was. So not-so-scary it can drive even the toughest man sane. ''[[LaughingMad (giggling maniacally)]]'' I'm sorry, I was thinking of something really funny CraigFerguson said last week. ''(in a demonic voice)'' But I digress. ''(whispering)'' It was not-so-scary, kids. It was not-so-scary.
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--> '''SJWAC''': It wasn't just scary, kids. I can handle scary. It was not so scary. ''(thunder strikes)'' ''[[DramaticThunder (thunder strikes)]]'' I'm sorry, it's not an easy thing to relive. I think I might have [=PNTO=], Post-Non-Traumatic Order from just how not-so-scary it was. So not-so-scary it can drive even the toughest man sane. ''[[LaughingMad (giggling maniacally)]]'' I'm sorry, I was thinking of something really funny CraigFerguson said last week. ''(in a demonic voice)'' But I digress. ''(whispering)'' It was not-so-scary, kids. It was not-so-scary.
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** Followed by several reviewers staring in StunnedSilence...and [[CrossesTheLineTwice one guy laughing his head off.]]
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* The Jerk calls Florida a "penis-shaped [[NWordPrivileges Jew cemetery]]."
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* The Jerk wonders why [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Germany, Italy, and Japan]] didn't get pavilions at EPCOT. He then uses his powers as a "Jewish controller of the media" to demand a Germany-themed ride. Cut to him getting [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything onboard a train,]] saying, "If you [[JewishComplaining kvetch]] long enough, things will happen to you!"
** Even funnier is the better version of the joke he says he should have used in the commentary: "If you [[JewishComplaining kvetch]] long enough, you will find a [[DeadlyEuphemism final solution]]!"
** Even funnier is the better version of the joke he says he should have used in the commentary: "If you [[JewishComplaining kvetch]] long enough, you will find a [[DeadlyEuphemism final solution]]!"
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* According to the All-Being, there are alternate dimensions that have no war but [[NWordPrivileges Jews aren't allowed there.]] Apparently Creator/MelGibson was right.
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--> '''[Re-Enactor]''': Wait, you're FOR blowing up planets?
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': (defensively) I happen to think it looks cool.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': (defensively) I happen to think it looks cool.
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--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Grotto and Jake Llyod and Haden Chrsitanson and Jar-Jar and Boss Mass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal Creator/CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
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--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Grotto Greedo and Jake Llyod Lloyd and Haden Chrsitanson Hayden Christensen and Jar-Jar and Boss Mass Nass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal Creator/CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
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* When Eisner and Mickey ride the Sky Tram.
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down before one of them eats the other? If Mickey finds out how good Jews taste, we're all doomed. ({{beat}}) Oh, too late. So, who wants to let me [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl live in their attic?]]"
-->'''Jerk''': "Oh crap, the skyline's stuck again. Can someone get them down before one of them eats the other? If Mickey finds out how good Jews taste, we're all doomed. ({{beat}}) Oh, too late. So, who wants to let me [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl live in their attic?]]"
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--> '''Some Jerk''': And now only this gift shop remains, until June 3rd when the new ride opens. But for better or worse it'll never be quite the same. Despite all our prays, the deal has been altered further. And I gotta tell ya. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. am.]] [[BaitAndswitch cautiously optimistic]].
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--> '''Some Jerk''': And now only this gift shop remains, until June 3rd when the new ride opens. But for better or worse it'll never be quite the same. Despite all our prays, the deal has been altered further. And I gotta tell ya. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. am.]] [[BaitAndswitch [[BaitAndSwitch cautiously optimistic]].
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--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Grotto and Jake Llyod and Haden Chrsitanson and Jar-Jar and Boss Mass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
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--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Grotto and Jake Llyod and Haden Chrsitanson and Jar-Jar and Boss Mass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal CSpan Creator/CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
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* [[WebVideo/TheIdiotsLantern The Wire]], [[WebVideo/RBGProductions Spazzmaster]], and [=SJWAC=]'s conversation about Some Jerk remaining "cautiously optimistic" about the new ''Star Tours''.
--> '''Some Jerk''': And now only this gift shop remains, until June 3rd when the new ride opens. But for better or worse it'll never be quite the same. Despite all our prays, the deal has been altered further. And I gotta tell ya. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. am.]] [[BaitAndswitch cautiously optimistic]].
--> '''The Wire''' and '''Spazzmaster''': ''What?''
--> '''Some Jerk''': I know, I'm surprised too, but I am cautiously optimistic.
--> '''Spazzmaster''': Jerk, what is wrong with you?
--> '''The Wire''': HE'S A WITCH.
--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Grotto and Jake Llyod and Haden Chrsitanson and Jar-Jar and Boss Mass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
--> '''The Wire''': Jerk, you're friends are all here. So why don't you show us on a the Ewok where ''Star Wars'' touched you?
--> '''Some Jerk''': ''(takes the Ewok toy)'' Look, I already told you, [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization I must have been asking for it]]!
--> '''Some Jerk''': And now only this gift shop remains, until June 3rd when the new ride opens. But for better or worse it'll never be quite the same. Despite all our prays, the deal has been altered further. And I gotta tell ya. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. am.]] [[BaitAndswitch cautiously optimistic]].
--> '''The Wire''' and '''Spazzmaster''': ''What?''
--> '''Some Jerk''': I know, I'm surprised too, but I am cautiously optimistic.
--> '''Spazzmaster''': Jerk, what is wrong with you?
--> '''The Wire''': HE'S A WITCH.
--> '''Some Jerk''': Look, I'm sorry, but even after [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar]] and Grotto and Jake Llyod and Haden Chrsitanson and Jar-Jar and Boss Mass and the rat tail and the midi-chlorians and Jar-Jar and all the [=CGI=] and [[RunningGag Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar and Jar-Jar]] and the eternal CSpan footage and that stupid fucking monologue about sand and all that [[Creator/PattonOswalt "you get to see him as a little kid"]] bullshit. And even after ''(plays the clip of [[{{Narm}} Darth Vader going]] [[BigNo "NOOOOOOoooo"]])'', ''(shrugs)'' I still remain cautiously optimistic. Sorry.
--> '''The Wire''': Jerk, you're friends are all here. So why don't you show us on a the Ewok where ''Star Wars'' touched you?
--> '''Some Jerk''': ''(takes the Ewok toy)'' Look, I already told you, [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization I must have been asking for it]]!
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* [=SJWAC=]'s reaction to the OpeningScroll at the beginning.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': Why are these words all backwards? ''({{beat}})'' Damn, kids.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': Why are these words all backwards? ''({{beat}})'' Damn, kids.
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* The Jerk calls Florida a "penis-shaped [[NWordPrivileges Jew cemetery]]."
* [[WebVideo/TheBunnyPerspective Phil Buni]]'s [[RunningGag rants]] about Florida and Floridians.
* The Jerk gets photobombed and stops his show just to incite his viewers to hunt, torture, and kill the photobomber.
* [[WebVideo/TheBunnyPerspective Phil Buni]]'s [[RunningGag rants]] about Florida and Floridians.
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* The talking Mr. Potato head.Potatohead.
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-->'''Jerk''': Apparently Aladdin was in California the whole time! (Caption: ''"When cameling on the I-5, visit beautiful Agrabah, CA."'') Well, that does explain the customer service. (''Clip of Jasmine about to get her hand chopped off for not paying for an apple.'')
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-->'''Jerk''': Apparently Aladdin ''Aladdin'' was in California the whole time! (Caption: ''"When cameling on the I-5, visit beautiful Agrabah, CA."'') Well, that does explain the customer service. (''Clip of Jasmine about to get her hand chopped off for not paying for an apple.'')
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-->'''Jerk''': Apparently Aladdin was in California the whole time! (''Caption: "When (Caption: ''"When cameling on the I-5, visit beautiful Agrabah, CA.") "'') Well, that does explain the customer service. (''Clip of Jasmine about to get her hand chopped off for not paying for an apple.)'')
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* Jerk describes California Adventure as "[[Series/TheBrazyBunch the Jan Brady of theme parks]], the [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Art Garfunkel of theme parks]], the [[ShapedLikeItself Disney California Adventure of theme parks]]..."
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* Jerk describes California Adventure as "[[Series/TheBrazyBunch "[[Series/TheBradyBunch the Jan Brady of theme parks]], the [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Art Garfunkel of theme parks]], the [[ShapedLikeItself Disney California Adventure of theme parks]]..."
