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* The dramatic music leading up to the park's central monument...
-->'''Jerk''': A big ol' hubcap that looks almost exactly nothing like the sun. (''gets up close to camera'') It's like you wanna fail.
** Later on, Jerk shows off the now-improved Ferris Wheel sun.
-->'''Jerk''': It's the exact same ride, but now Mickey's on it! Hi Mickey! (''waves'') He never waves back.
* [[CaptionHumor Don't worry parents! we've got booze!]]
* Jerk's extremely positive "complaints" about California Screamin'.
-->'''Jerk''': There's no story so it's no good! Hmph!
* Jerk describes California Adventure as "[[Series/TheBrazyBunch the Jan Brady of theme parks]], the [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Art Garfunkel of theme parks]], the [[ShapedLikeItself Disney California Adventure of theme parks]]..."
* After seeing the amazingness of Tokyo [=DisneySea=].
-->'''Jerk''': ...the Japanese beat us at something that combines technology with artistry?! How is that even possible?! We're way smarter than the- well, no. Our cartoons are way better- well no. Our sexual perversions- (''sighs'') We're taller! That's right! We! Are taller! Than them! USA! USA! USA- I'm gonna go get drunk...
* After introducing the very boring rides of "A Bug's Land".
-->'''Jerk''': IT'S TOO EXCITING, I CAN'T STAND IT.
* When discussing ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}: The Musical''.
-->'''Jerk''': Apparently Aladdin was in California the whole time! (''Caption: "When cameling on the I-5, visit beautiful Agrabah, CA.") Well, that does explain the customer service. (''Clip of Jasmine about to get her hand chopped off for not paying for an apple.)
* "But even with ''three new things'', DCA wasn't quite a match for ''the greatest thing of all time''."
* "''You saw nothing.'' ([[Film/MenInBlack Neuralyzer flash]]'') "[[Film/TheWizard Cawwifornia]]."
* "Disney finally traded in the SN in Eisner's name for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Iger a G]]."
* The talking Mr. Potato head.
-->'''Jerk''': (''whispering'') It's a ''real'' potato. We genetically mutated it. It's gonna kill us all sometime in the next five years. Shhh!
** Later:
-->'''Mr. Potato Head''': Let's try that again: "I love you, Mr. Potatohead!"
-->'''Kids''': I love you Mr. Potatohead!
-->'''Jerk''': ''It demands your worship.''
* By 2012, [[MayanDoomsday assuming the Mayans were wrong and this doesn't happen...]] (''Earth explodes'')
* "A workwall means progress, a workwall means the future, a workwall means: 'come back and give us more of your hard-earned money next year.' [[BackhandedCompliment And what could possibly be more Californian than that]]?"
-->'''Jerk''': A big ol' hubcap that looks almost exactly nothing like the sun. (''gets up close to camera'') It's like you wanna fail.
** Later on, Jerk shows off the now-improved Ferris Wheel sun.
-->'''Jerk''': It's the exact same ride, but now Mickey's on it! Hi Mickey! (''waves'') He never waves back.
* [[CaptionHumor Don't worry parents! we've got booze!]]
* Jerk's extremely positive "complaints" about California Screamin'.
-->'''Jerk''': There's no story so it's no good! Hmph!
* Jerk describes California Adventure as "[[Series/TheBrazyBunch the Jan Brady of theme parks]], the [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Art Garfunkel of theme parks]], the [[ShapedLikeItself Disney California Adventure of theme parks]]..."
* After seeing the amazingness of Tokyo [=DisneySea=].
-->'''Jerk''': ...the Japanese beat us at something that combines technology with artistry?! How is that even possible?! We're way smarter than the- well, no. Our cartoons are way better- well no. Our sexual perversions- (''sighs'') We're taller! That's right! We! Are taller! Than them! USA! USA! USA- I'm gonna go get drunk...
* After introducing the very boring rides of "A Bug's Land".
-->'''Jerk''': IT'S TOO EXCITING, I CAN'T STAND IT.
* When discussing ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}: The Musical''.
-->'''Jerk''': Apparently Aladdin was in California the whole time! (''Caption: "When cameling on the I-5, visit beautiful Agrabah, CA.") Well, that does explain the customer service. (''Clip of Jasmine about to get her hand chopped off for not paying for an apple.)
* "But even with ''three new things'', DCA wasn't quite a match for ''the greatest thing of all time''."
* "''You saw nothing.'' ([[Film/MenInBlack Neuralyzer flash]]'') "[[Film/TheWizard Cawwifornia]]."
* "Disney finally traded in the SN in Eisner's name for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Iger a G]]."
* The talking Mr. Potato head.
-->'''Jerk''': (''whispering'') It's a ''real'' potato. We genetically mutated it. It's gonna kill us all sometime in the next five years. Shhh!
** Later:
-->'''Mr. Potato Head''': Let's try that again: "I love you, Mr. Potatohead!"
-->'''Kids''': I love you Mr. Potatohead!
-->'''Jerk''': ''It demands your worship.''
* By 2012, [[MayanDoomsday assuming the Mayans were wrong and this doesn't happen...]] (''Earth explodes'')
* "A workwall means progress, a workwall means the future, a workwall means: 'come back and give us more of your hard-earned money next year.' [[BackhandedCompliment And what could possibly be more Californian than that]]?"
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* Jerk's parody of the California Adventure commercials, where Buzz tells Goofy to not go to the park because "nobody likes a nosy neighbor".
-->'''Buzz''': Nah, they'll be alright; they have a tractor!
-->'''Goofy''': I thought I was supposed to be the idiot...
* ''Is It Still There?''. All of it.
** The show is introduced as "[[BlatantLies America's only game show]]", hosted by Jerk, starring Jerk, and with the two contestants Jerk and Jerk.
** Both Jerks fail the first two questions so the final question is worth 100 points, "rendering this entire exercise meaningless."
** "Uh, who buzzed in? Jerk or Jerk?" "It was Jerk."
** The show ends with [[spoiler:both of them losing and being shipped away for medical experiments.]]
-->'''Buzz''': Nah, they'll be alright; they have a tractor!
-->'''Goofy''': I thought I was supposed to be the idiot...
* ''Is It Still There?''. All of it.
** The show is introduced as "[[BlatantLies America's only game show]]", hosted by Jerk, starring Jerk, and with the two contestants Jerk and Jerk.
** Both Jerks fail the first two questions so the final question is worth 100 points, "rendering this entire exercise meaningless."
** "Uh, who buzzed in? Jerk or Jerk?" "It was Jerk."
** The show ends with [[spoiler:both of them losing and being shipped away for medical experiments.]]
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* The new TGWTG opening begins with jerk Jerk kissing his hair, saying: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3dYanzg3pw&t=0m16s Luscious locks!]]"
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'''[[Film/YoungFrankenstein FrederickFrankenstein]]''': Frankenstein (pronounced Fronkensteen]]''': It! Can! Could! Work!!!
'''[[Film/YoungFrankenstein Frederick
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-->'''Jerk''': (''at the Golden Gate Bridge'') Yeah, it's okay but, if only it had a monorail going across it. (''at the Palace of Fine Arts'') Yeah, it's semi-breathtaking but, if only it had a Whoopie Goldberg film in it. (''at entrance to Disneyland'') Yeah, it's good but, if only it sucked, then you'd have something!
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-->'''Jerk''': (''at the Golden Gate Bridge'') Yeah, it's okay but, if only it had a monorail going across it. (''at the Palace of Fine Arts'') Yeah, it's semi-breathtaking but, if only it had a Whoopie Whoopi Goldberg film in it. (''at entrance to Disneyland'') Yeah, it's good but, if only it sucked, then you'd have something!
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* The Jerk's "Small World" parody song.
* The Jerk's "Small World" parody song.
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* Jerk returns ten years after California Adventure's opening, expecting to attend a huge anniversary and instead meets... a workwall.
* "You can't spell decade without DCA (Disney California Adventure). Or ECD (Elderly Cockroach Disease), or CAE (Charos Aborted Elephants) for that matter; it's all discussed in my two week seminar: 'How To Spell Things With Other Things', next month at the Radisson."
* "Yes, DCA is turning ten years old, and like most ten year-olds it's getting [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior its first facelift]]."
* To make room for DCA, Disneyland's new parking lot became the second-largest in the world, "dwarfed only by... the Detroit airport."
-->'''Jerk''': Because if I lived in Detroit I'd want to leave too! If my car was built there, it'd probably get as far as the airport [[EveryCarIsAPinto before it blew up]].
* "Eisner ''really'' wanted to save up for his huge yacht to hold all his smaller yachts."
* Jerk's interpretation of why California Adventure was built, with then-CEO Michael Eisner as a CardCarryingVillain.
-->'''Michael Eisner''': Ve vant zhe tourists to schtay in ze park. Vhy do they leave ze park?\\
'''Disney Employee''': Uh, well, uh, Mr. Eisner sir, according to the market research we've done, people leave so they can explore the rest of California!\\
'''Michael Eisner''': Then ve vill bring the rest of California ''HEEEEEEEERE!!!''\\
(''lightning crashes as [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame "Hellfire"]] plays'')\\
'''[[Film/YoungFrankenstein Frederick Frankenstein]]''': It! Can! Work!!!
* Jerk visiting the actual landmarks DCA has replicas of, just under a day's drive away.
-->'''Jerk''': (''at the Golden Gate Bridge'') Yeah, it's okay but, if only it had a monorail going across it. (''at the Palace of Fine Arts'') Yeah, it's semi-breathtaking but, if only it had a Whoopie Goldberg film in it. (''at entrance to Disneyland'') Yeah, it's good but, if only it sucked, then you'd have something!
* Jerk's imagines how the tractor "ride" must have been thought up.
-->'''Jerk Exec''': (''on cellphone'') We need something big, that will really attract people. Some... huge attractor.
-->'''Jerk Worker''': (''taking notes'') Huge... tractor, got it. (''finishes note and groans'')
* Jerk returns ten years after California Adventure's opening, expecting to attend a huge anniversary and instead meets... a workwall.
* "You can't spell decade without DCA (Disney California Adventure). Or ECD (Elderly Cockroach Disease), or CAE (Charos Aborted Elephants) for that matter; it's all discussed in my two week seminar: 'How To Spell Things With Other Things', next month at the Radisson."
* "Yes, DCA is turning ten years old, and like most ten year-olds it's getting [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior its first facelift]]."
* To make room for DCA, Disneyland's new parking lot became the second-largest in the world, "dwarfed only by... the Detroit airport."
-->'''Jerk''': Because if I lived in Detroit I'd want to leave too! If my car was built there, it'd probably get as far as the airport [[EveryCarIsAPinto before it blew up]].
* "Eisner ''really'' wanted to save up for his huge yacht to hold all his smaller yachts."
* Jerk's interpretation of why California Adventure was built, with then-CEO Michael Eisner as a CardCarryingVillain.
-->'''Michael Eisner''': Ve vant zhe tourists to schtay in ze park. Vhy do they leave ze park?\\
'''Disney Employee''': Uh, well, uh, Mr. Eisner sir, according to the market research we've done, people leave so they can explore the rest of California!\\
'''Michael Eisner''': Then ve vill bring the rest of California ''HEEEEEEEERE!!!''\\
(''lightning crashes as [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame "Hellfire"]] plays'')\\
'''[[Film/YoungFrankenstein Frederick Frankenstein]]''': It! Can! Work!!!
* Jerk visiting the actual landmarks DCA has replicas of, just under a day's drive away.
-->'''Jerk''': (''at the Golden Gate Bridge'') Yeah, it's okay but, if only it had a monorail going across it. (''at the Palace of Fine Arts'') Yeah, it's semi-breathtaking but, if only it had a Whoopie Goldberg film in it. (''at entrance to Disneyland'') Yeah, it's good but, if only it sucked, then you'd have something!
* Jerk's imagines how the tractor "ride" must have been thought up.
-->'''Jerk Exec''': (''on cellphone'') We need something big, that will really attract people. Some... huge attractor.
-->'''Jerk Worker''': (''taking notes'') Huge... tractor, got it. (''finishes note and groans'')
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* His parody of "[[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas What's This]]" during the review of "Haunted Mansion Holiday", unlimately ending with "WHAT [[PrecisionFStrike THE FUCK]] IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS??!!
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--> '''A cartoon''': '''[[StealthPun "Real"]] [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters Egon Spengler]]''': They shouldn't have the energy for roving attacks.
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* [[EarWorm Jim Belushi drowning in a sea of diarrhea!]]"
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* The Jerk tries to riff "[[Creator/EllenDeGeneres Ellen]]'s Energy Adventure" only to find that Ellen has already thought of all his jokes. But he finally gets a victory when he realizes the caveman who makes "an important discovery" is played by Michael Richards. "He discovered [[NWordPrivileges the racial epithet!]]" Cue cheesy music and goofy dance.
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* The Jerk's spot-on impression of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.
* A moment of InUniverse FridgeLogic: Jerk only realizes now that the show is called ''Series/StepByStep'' because it's about ''step''siblings.
* A moment of InUniverse FridgeLogic: Jerk only realizes now that the show is called ''Series/StepByStep'' because it's about ''step''siblings.
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* The Jerk's idea of what happened to Captain EO after the movie. He is tried in Galactic Superior Court where he is found guilty of insubordination. He and his [[Music/JanetJackson sister]] (who is being punished for [[WardrobeMalfunction showing her nipple]]) are put on a [[http://www.vevo.com/watch/michael-jackson/Scream/USSM20301503 colorless spaceship]] and sent to a deserted planet where they [[AdamAndEvePlot populate the world]]. And the descendants of their [[VillainousIncest unholy]] [[BrotherSisterInest incestuous]] union still live on that planet today. And that planet is called...'''[[EarthAllAlong EARTH!!!]]'''
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* The Jerk's idea of what happened to Captain EO after the movie. He is tried in Galactic Superior Court where he is found guilty of insubordination. He and his [[Music/JanetJackson sister]] (who is being punished for [[WardrobeMalfunction showing her nipple]]) are put on a [[http://www.vevo.com/watch/michael-jackson/Scream/USSM20301503 colorless spaceship]] and sent to a deserted planet where they [[AdamAndEvePlot populate the world]]. And the descendants of their [[VillainousIncest unholy]] [[BrotherSisterInest [[BrotherSisterIncest incestuous]] union still live on that planet today. And that planet is called...'''[[EarthAllAlong EARTH!!!]]'''
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--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': All they change about the ride is the music, the lighting, and the projections and it feels like a totally different experience in which you chased through the cosmos by... this thing, a fiery vengeful spirit demon ghost thing with... Can I get some help on this one from a ghost expert?
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--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': All they change about the ride is the music, the lighting, and the projections and it feels like a totally different experience in which you get chased through the cosmos by... this thing, a fiery vengeful spirit demon ghost thing with... Can I get some help on this one from a ghost expert?
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* The Jerk compares EPCOT to an STD: A burst of pleasure followed by a lifetime of regret.
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* The Jerk compares EPCOT to an STD: A wonderful burst of pleasure output followed by a lifetime of painful regret.
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* The Jerk goes to check out the new Disney/TheLittleMermaid ride only to be entrapped by [[Series/ToCatchAPredator Chris Hansen]], who took his remarks out of context and [[MistakenForPedophile mistook him for trying to molest a teenage mermaid.]]
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* The Jerk's idea of what happened to Captain EO after the movie. He is tried in Galactic Superior Court where he is found guilty of insubordination. He and his [[Music/JanetJackson sister]] (who is being punished for [[WardrobeMalfunction showing her nipple]]) are put on a [[http://www.vevo.com/watch/michael-jackson/Scream/USSM20301503 colorless spaceship]] and sent to a deserted planet where they [[AdamAndEvePlot populate the world]]. And the descendants of their [[VillainousIncest unholy]] [[BrotherSisterInest incestuous]] union still live on that planet today. And that planet is called...'''[[EarthAllAlong EARTH!!!]]'''
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--> '''ConanOBrien''': WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}, he's obviously a space man who died and became a space ghost.
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--> '''ConanOBrien''': WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}, he's Coast}} is obviously a space man who died and became a space ghost.
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--> '''Conan O'Brien''': [[LargeHam Face it, space ghost!]]
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--> '''Conan O'Brien''': [[LargeHam Face it, space ghost!]]FACE IT, SPACE GHOST!]]
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--> '''Conan O'Brien''': [[LargeHam You're a space man who choked on a muffin!]]YOU'RE A SPACE MAN THAT CHOKED ON A MUFFIN!]]
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[[folder: Ten Years of Disney California Adventure]]
[[folder: Ten Years of Disney California Adventure]]
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* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* Before
[[folder: Ten Years
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* The Jerk asks how far he is into the movie:
--> '''Woman (off-screen):''' Four minutes!
--> '''Jerk:''' Great.
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
* "Hey hundreds of people! Shut up!"
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!Episodes Featured On [=TGWTG=]
[[folder:The Country Bears]]
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* Before introducing Beary, he decides ScrewThisImOuttaHere to go ride Splash Mountain, then he finds out the line for Splash Mountain is two miles long.
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* The Jerk asks how far he is into the movie:
--> '''Woman (off-screen):''' Four minutes!
--> '''Jerk:''' Great.
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
* "Hey hundreds of people! Shut up!"
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[[folder:The Country Bears]]
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* Before introducing Beary, he decides ScrewThisImOuttaHere to go ride Splash Mountain, then he finds out the line for Splash Mountain is two miles long.
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* The Jerk asks how far he is into the movie:
--> '''Woman (off-screen):''' Four minutes!
--> '''Jerk:''' Great.
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
* "Hey hundreds of people! Shut up!"
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--> '''ConanOBrien''': [[LargeHam Face it, space ghost!]]
--> '''WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}''': No.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': [[LargeHam You're a space man who choked on a muffin!]]
--> '''WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}''': No.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': [[LargeHam You're a space man who choked on a muffin!]]
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--> '''ConanOBrien''': '''Conan O'Brien''': [[LargeHam Face it, space ghost!]]
-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}''': '''Space Ghost''': No.
-->'''ConanOBrien''': '''Conan O'Brien''': [[LargeHam You're a space man who choked on a muffin!]]
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* Some Jerk talking about Ghost Galaxy (or Space Mountain) and trying to figure out what the galaxy ghost is.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': All they change about the ride is the music, the lighting, and the projections and it feels like a totally different experience in which you chased through the cosmos by... this thing, a fiery vengeful spirit demon ghost thing with... Can I get some help on this one from a ghost expert?
--> '''[[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Ray Stantz]]''': What you have there is what we refer to as a focused non-terminal repeating phantasm.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': No, I meant a real ghost expert.
--> '''A cartoon''': They shouldn't have the energy for roving attacks.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': No, I meant a non-fictional ghost expert. Just anyone with a basic cable show.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}, he's obviously a space man who died and became a space ghost.
--> '''WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}''': No.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': [[LargeHam Face it, space ghost!]]
--> '''WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}''': No.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': [[LargeHam You're a space man who choked on a muffin!]]
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': All they change about the ride is the music, the lighting, and the projections and it feels like a totally different experience in which you chased through the cosmos by... this thing, a fiery vengeful spirit demon ghost thing with... Can I get some help on this one from a ghost expert?
--> '''[[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Ray Stantz]]''': What you have there is what we refer to as a focused non-terminal repeating phantasm.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': No, I meant a real ghost expert.
--> '''A cartoon''': They shouldn't have the energy for roving attacks.
--> '''[=SJWAC=]''': No, I meant a non-fictional ghost expert. Just anyone with a basic cable show.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}, he's obviously a space man who died and became a space ghost.
--> '''WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}''': No.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': [[LargeHam Face it, space ghost!]]
--> '''WesternAnimation/{{Space Ghost| Coast to Coast}}''': No.
--> '''ConanOBrien''': [[LargeHam You're a space man who choked on a muffin!]]
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--> '''SJWAC''': It wasn't just scary, kids. I can handle scary. It was not so scary. ''(thunder strikes)'' I'm sorry, it's not an easy thing to relive. I think I might have [=PNSTO=], Post-Non-Stress-Traumatic Order from just how not-so-scary it was. So not-so-scary it can drive even the toughest man sane. ''[[LaughingMad (giggling maniacally)]]'' I'm sorry, I was thinking of something really funny CraigFerguson said last week. ''(in a demonic voice)'' But I digress. ''(whispering)'' It was not-so-scary, kids. It was not-so-scary.
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--> '''SJWAC''': It wasn't just scary, kids. I can handle scary. It was not so scary. ''(thunder strikes)'' I'm sorry, it's not an easy thing to relive. I think I might have [=PNSTO=], Post-Non-Stress-Traumatic [=PNTO=], Post-Non-Traumatic Order from just how not-so-scary it was. So not-so-scary it can drive even the toughest man sane. ''[[LaughingMad (giggling maniacally)]]'' I'm sorry, I was thinking of something really funny CraigFerguson said last week. ''(in a demonic voice)'' But I digress. ''(whispering)'' It was not-so-scary, kids. It was not-so-scary.
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* Some Jerk describing how ''not'' scary Disney is at Halloween time.
--> '''SJWAC''': What kid with healthy imagination wouldn't get psyched over "Mickey's Not-so-Scary Halloween Party".
--> ''(in black and white, dramatic music plays)''
--> '''SJWAC''': It wasn't just scary, kids. I can handle scary. It was not so scary. ''(thunder strikes)'' I'm sorry, it's not an easy thing to relive. I think I might have [=PNSTO=], Post-Non-Stress-Traumatic Order from just how not-so-scary it was. So not-so-scary it can drive even the toughest man sane. ''[[LaughingMad (giggling maniacally)]]'' I'm sorry, I was thinking of something really funny CraigFerguson said last week. ''(in a demonic voice)'' But I digress. ''(whispering)'' It was not-so-scary, kids. It was not-so-scary.
--> '''SJWAC''': What kid with healthy imagination wouldn't get psyched over "Mickey's Not-so-Scary Halloween Party".
--> ''(in black and white, dramatic music plays)''
--> '''SJWAC''': It wasn't just scary, kids. I can handle scary. It was not so scary. ''(thunder strikes)'' I'm sorry, it's not an easy thing to relive. I think I might have [=PNSTO=], Post-Non-Stress-Traumatic Order from just how not-so-scary it was. So not-so-scary it can drive even the toughest man sane. ''[[LaughingMad (giggling maniacally)]]'' I'm sorry, I was thinking of something really funny CraigFerguson said last week. ''(in a demonic voice)'' But I digress. ''(whispering)'' It was not-so-scary, kids. It was not-so-scary.
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* Before introducing Beary, he decides ScrewThisImOuttaHere to go ride Splash Mountain, then he finds out the line for Splash Mountain is two miles long.
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* The Jerk asks how far he is into the movie:
--> '''Woman (off-screen):''' Four minutes!
--> '''Jerk:''' Great.
--> '''Woman (off-screen):''' Four minutes!
--> '''Jerk:''' Great.
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* "Hey hundreds of people! Shut up!"
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[[folder:The Country Bears]]
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
to:
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with
! Episodes Before Joining [=TGWTG=]
[[folder: Ten Years of
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
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[[folder: Thirty Years of EPCOT]]
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[[folder: Full House Goes to Disney World]]
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!Episodes Featured On [=TGWTG=]
[[folder:The Country Bears]]
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
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!Episodes Featured On [=TGWTG=]
[[folder:The Country Bears]]
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
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[[folder:The Country Bears]]
* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
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* Jerk's new intro for his debut on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family."
* To the ChirpingCrickets response to Jerk.
-->'''Jerk''': Great question, crickets!
* Jerk's opening monologue on the main page.
* "[[AffectionateParody You can't really love something unless you're willing to mock it for all its worth]]. Just look at your children."
* Jerk dubs Disneyland to be "the second happiest place on Harbor Boulevard."
-->"...next to that Swedish massage parlor down the street."
* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[MickeyMouse Micey Mousenvlad]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Mickey even {{Facepalm}}s when Jerk gets his name wrong!
* "This movie has literally no right to exist! It shouldn't exist, it can't exist! And yet it does! Or does it..." (''creepy music plays, DVD box starts shaking, it hits Jerk in the face'') "Ow!"
* When seeing that the film has, in addition to Beary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a roadie named "Roadie", and a chicken named "Mr. Chicken"]].
-->'''Jerk''': It's economical to hire children to write your children's movies 'cause you can just pay them in candy! (''holds up giant lollipops'')
* Jerk insists he is not racist against bears, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX and even has bear friends]].
-->'''Jerk''': (''posing with the characters from ''Disney/BrotherBear) ''Help me''...
* Jerk's guessing game RunningGag with the D-list Disney stars touted in this movie.
-->'''Jerk''': Hey look, it's Music/MandyMoore! (''buzzer'') Music/MileyCyrus! (''buzzer'') Music/AshleeSimpson! (''buzzer'') Music/VanessaHudgens! (''buzzer'') Music/DemiLovato! (''buzzer'') Music/KylieMinogue! (''buzzer'') Nellie Furtado! (''buzzer'') ...Music/ShaniaTwain? (''buzzer'') ...Bristol Palin? (''buzzer'') Umm... (Caption: ''Krystal Marie Harris'') Krystal Marie Harris! I was so... gonna know it.
-->(''Later'')
-->'''Jerk''': You're Music/CarrieUnderwood! ! (''buzzer'') Music/TaylorSwift! (''buzzer'') Music/HilaryDuff! (''buzzer'') Haylie Duff! (''buzzer'') [[Music/SpiceGirls Baby Spice]]! (''buzzer'') (Caption: ''Three Hours Later'') ...Zac {{Music/Hanson}}. (''buzzer'') [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Rue McClanahan]]. (''buzzer'') Krystal Marie Harris in a blond wig. (''buzzer'') I dunno... I should know this- (Caption: ''Jennifer Paige'') Jennifer Pai- okay now you're just making up pop stars.
* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
-->'''Jerk''': [[CardCarryingVillain Now how can I afford to blow up that orphanage]]?! (''{{Beat}}'') Those orphans know what they did.
* "Meanwhile, at the Walken- '''OH GOD HE'S DEAD!!!'''" (''Walken wakes up'') ...oh.
* "WHEN WILL THE AUTOMAKERS LEARN?!"
* "Coming [[OscarBait this Oscar season]]: Christopher Walken IS USefulNotes/JoeBiden. Rated R."
* Jerk admits [[NarmCharm his affection for]] Creator/ChristopherWalken's line: "[[ChewingTheScenery That day... IS TONIGHT!!]]"
-->'''Jerk''': The greatest line in cinema history is in ''The Country Bears'', who knew?
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