History Funny / SlyCooper

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[[folder:''Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus'']]
[[AC: Police Headquarters (Paris)]]
* The first lines of dialogue between Sly and Bentley, establishing their dynamic for the game:
-->'''Bentley:''' ''(shouting)'' Sly! Come in! ''Sly! Do you read me?''\\
'''Sly:''' Yeah, I read you. Loud and... very loud.

* There's a bunch of empty rum bottles scattered around Inspector Carmelita Fox's office. Even before we first meet her, we can tell [[DrowningMySorrows just how hard she's been taking her failures to catch Sly]].

* Sly and Carmelita confront one another before Sly interrupts himself to say that Carmelita's shock pistol [[DistractedByTheSexy brings out the color of her eyes]].

[[AC: Tide of Terror (Isle O'Wrath)]]
* This conversation between Sly and Bentley when you first approach a machine wheel:
-->'''Bentley:''' Sly, see that machine wheel? If my knowledge of mechanical engineering serves me right, [[ExpospeakGag applying significant rotational torque to achieve maximum velocity should yield a positive result.]]\\
'''Sly:''' You mean something good might happen if I get the wheel to spin fast enough?\\
'''Bentley:''' Isn't that what I just said?
** On that note, there's this exchange, which probably does a better job of summarizing their dynamic than the Police Headquarters example above:
--->'''Bentley:''' Do not forget, Sly, you have to get close...\\
'''Sly:''' ...Then press the circle button to grab [the ladder], yeah, yeah, yeah. Relax, Bentley. I live for this stuff.\\
'''Bentley:''' Yeah, and that's what worries me.
* Forget engineering or piracy, Sir Raleigh's specialty is ChewingTheScenery like a spoiled and demanding king:
** When Sly first reaches his hideout:
--->'''Raleigh:''' ''(over intercom)'' I say, chaps, my heartiest congratulations to you all! The storm machine has sunk its ''fiftieth ship'' last night, and ''the loot'' has already been ''unloaded''! Our operation is moving along ''splendidly'', with the possible exception being... ''[[SuddenlyShouting the gross NEGLIGENCE displayed below decks]]'', and... I demand the boilers stay at full pressure ''at all times''! If you ''lazy, low-brow, technically incompetent pack of '''guttersnipes''' DID YOUR JOBS RIGHT, WE'D HAVE SUNK A '''HUNDRED''' SHIPS BY NOW!'' ''(calmly)'' [[FauxAffablyEvil ...But of course, fifty boats is a fine, fine achievement. Carry on, my boys, carry on.]]
** After Sly's stolen most of the treasure keys, his second intercom announcement in "The Gunboat Graveyard":
--->'''Raleigh:''' ''(over intercom, clearly attempting to hold back his frustration)'' Ahoy, dock hands! Capital job unloading that cargo last night. [[BlatantLies You're the crown jewel of my operation.]] Do me the service of proving your worth yet again by protecting the treasure key that I have stored down there. It appears there's a ''prowler'' on the premises. And if any of you... let him get his hands on that key... I'll personally ''flog the lot of you... FOR AN ENTIRE FORTNIGHT!''
** And last but not least, his confrontation with the raccoon himself:
--->'''Raleigh:''' ''(upon being confronted by Sly)'' Obviously, we should have snuffed you out as well. So, without further ado, let me make amends by, what... BLOATING TO GARGANTUAN SIZE, AND ''SQUASHING YOU '''LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BUG THAT YOU ARE!!!'''''

* Following Raleigh's defeat and arrest, the Isle of Wrath is renamed the "Isle of Nice".

[[AC: Sunset Snake Eyes (Mesa City)]]
* Doubling as easy-to-miss {{Foreshadowing}} for the episode afterwards, looking over at Murray in the hideout when this episode becomes newly available will show him listening to an [=MP3=] player and dancing.

* The characters in this game don't just [[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits know about timed hits]], they [[PaintingTheMedium speak it like a language]]:
-->'''Bentley:''' ''(consulting the Thievius Raccoonus' page on spire jumping)'' [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe "To landeth safely upon diminutive points, leapeth lively and presseth the triggering device with the round geometrical object emblazoned upon it."]]\\
'''Sly:''' So... jump and hit the circle button to land on narrow spots.\\
'''Bentley:''' That's a rough translation.

* Muggshot's first intercom announcement once you get to Mesa City:
-->'''Muggshot:''' Yo, and yo yo! It's da boss! Y'know, I'm the first to admit that maybe drivin' everyone out of town, while necessary to set up shop, [[DidntThinkThisThrough might've taken a hit outta the business]]. So, now I hope you mugs would be obliger to any visitors that come here to lose their money in my casino, but... I got a reliable tip that [[{{Foreshadowing}} a cop might be snoopin' around the operation]]. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction So from now on, greet any visitors you see with a hail of lead!]] Capishe?
** Then, his second intercom announcement has him threatening Sly himself in "Straight to the Top":
-->'''Muggshot:''' I got a personal message for the two-bit thief who's making off with all my treasure keys: you're dead, pally! If I get my hands on you, I'm going to fit you with your own pair of cement bunny slippers! You hear me?! You're lunch meat, jerk!
* Sly runs into Inspector Fox in Two to Tango:
-->'''Carmelita:''' Well, well, well... Look who just walked into my crosshairs... Sly Cooper!\\
'''Sly:''' About time you showed up, Ms. Fox. Was getting worried about you. Thought you took a wrong turn somewhere back in Paris.\\
'''Carmelita:''' [[TranquilFury The only one making wrong turns is you, Sly.]] I'd suggest you surrender before I paralyze you with my good friend, the shock pistol.\\
'''Sly:''' Now see, a girl whose best friend's a firearm's got issues. A little dinner, a little dancing and I think I can help you out.\\
'''Carmelita:''' [[SarcasmMode Mmm. Sounds romantic.]] As long as you don't mind dining... ''in jail!''\\
'''Sly:''' Nah, I hear the service is lousy.\\
'''Carmelita:''' Once I catch you, you'll know for yourself!
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Thingus]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords Raccamagoocus]]", which is Muggshot's attempt to say the title of Sly's family book.

* Muggshot is incensed at Sly's behavior. [[HypocriticalHumor Keep in mind this is a guy who took over an entire city so he could turn it into a Utah Las Vegas.]]
** "You break into my place! Steal my stuff! Trashed the joint! I feel transgressed and violated! [[SophisticatedAsHell Let's rock!]]"

[[AC: Vicious Voodoo (Haiti)]]
* Regardless of its ThatOneLevel status, "Down Home Cookin'" takes place in a barn, where it turns out one of the ghosts that had been scaring you earlier just wants to make some gumbo, but is scared of [[AbsurdPhobia the bomb-toting roosters]].
* You know how you do a typical boss battle with the ArcVillain of the episode four out of the five times? Guess which one is the odd boss out? Mz. Ruby! Her boss battle is a [[MusicalGameplay rhythm-based minigame]] (or at least, [[GameBreakingBug it's supposed to be]]) where you have to time your button presses in tune to the music. It's sudden, it's weird, and it's oddly hilarious.
-->'''Sly:''' ''Dig-that-voo-doo!''

[[AC: Fire in The Sky (Kunlun Mountains, China)]]
* While the idea of Panda King burying villages who don’t pay for his "[[ShameIfSomethingHappened avalanche protection service]]" in avalanches is horrifying, it does lead to a humorous GenreSavvy moment during his announcement afterwards.
-->'''Panda King:''' Attention, [[BenevolentBoss valued employees]]. Sadly, Hikam Village did not pay for avalanche protection service, and so I am forced to bury them alive under many tons of snow. Please be on lookout for any surviving villagers who come looking for [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge revenge]]. Thank you, that is all.
* Should Sly manage to unlock all the vaults up to this point, he'll unlock the "Meeting the Ancestors" trophy. Now, what does Sly do in ''Sly 4''? Oh, he actually meets up with a number of them.
* During a segment where Bentley is trying to crack the cypher on a map leading to Clockwerk's base, he remarks that the cypher itself isn't the problem; It's that not only is the dialect difficult to parse, presumably because Clockwerk applied the cypher to his native Russian, but because his penmanship is ''[[TheIllegible atrocious]]''. Of course, since Clockwerk is a gigantic owl with no hands to speak of, the idea that he wrote it to start with is its own form of comedy.

[[AC: The Cold Heart Of Hate (Krak-Karov Volcano)]]
* During the final phase of the battle against Clockwerk, the giant scary owl who was a pure KnightOfCerebus just prior lets out odd non-sequiturs as his body is auto-repairing itself.
-->"I am... selling... flowers..."\\
"Feet together!"\\
"Shift F5, shift F7, F5 will live."

[[AC: Ending]]
* Carmelita gives Sly a ten-second head start as a token of gratitude for rescuing her, but he spends the whole countdown staring at her with a smug expression. As she reaches zero, he gives her a kiss on the lips. Carmelita then just has a dazzled expression of "Wow, what was ''THAT?''"... up until she realizes that Sly's handcuffed her to the railing.
** The "anime" version of the ending adds an extra detail: Sly uses his cane to grab her arm, prompting Carmelita to make a split-second expression of shock before the KissOfDistraction.
* As imposing as the SequelHook {{Cliffhanger}} is, Murray's "Oh no" reaction to it combined with a stock scream is rather amusing.

[[folder:''Sly 2: Band of Thieves'']]
[[AC: A Shadow From The Past (Cairo)]]
* Sly and Bentley's very first exchange. [[NervousWreck Bent]][[NewMeat ley]] came up with code names and everything, and [[{{Troll}} Sly]] is [[MaliciousMisnaming having none of it]]:
-->'''Bentley:''' Breaker Alpha Foxtrot, this is The Wizard. Do you read me, Sitting Duck?\\
'''Sly:''' This is Peking Duck. I hear you, Blizzard.\\
'''Bentley:''' No, Sly. I'm "The Wizard," and you're "Sitting Duck."\\
'''Sly:''' I read you loud and clear... Lizard.\\
'''Bentley:''' No, I'm... Forget it. You're not taking this seriously!\\
'''Sly:''' [[BluntYes Yeah, I'm not.]]
** Which makes it a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} when Sly calls Bentley out as "Wizard" in the [[GreatEscape fourth chapter.]]
* Proceed through the museum and eventually Sly hits a locked gate. As you scrabble to find a way through, suddenly "[[IncomingHam THUNDER]] [[DynamicEntry FLOP!]]". This your first intro to The Murray.

[[AC: The Black Chateau (Paris)]]
* Basically everything Dimitri says, due to his LargeHam nature and tendency to use MixedMetaphor. Even when he's ordering Sly's death:
-->'''Dimitri:''' Check one, check two, solid. Dimitri on the mike with a shout-out to all my nightclub samurai. Stand tall and ''feel'' beautiful. I hear there's some raccoon-dude giving us ''static''. If you all spot this crackerbox, BANG! Make him ''un''happy. Take no prisoners. Go hardcore. Extreme, ALL OVER HIS FACE! Okay, peace out.
* "[[GoshDangItToHeck Oh cupcakes]]!"
* Just before Dimitri's boss fight, he and Sly banter and try negotiating with each other. Unfortunately, neither of them understands what the other is saying; Sly's completely lost by Dimitri's slang, and Dimitri doesn't seem to know who or what Clockwerk even ''is'' as Sly discusses him. Eventually, Sly just gives up and initiates the fight.
-->'''Dimitri:''' So raccoonus-doodus, [[LikeIsLikeAComma you're, like, totality bumming]] my house up and bringing me down. So very uncool. Why can't you let birds and bees be free, bro!?\\
'''Sly:''' Listen, Dimitri. You have no idea what you're playing with--it'll bring more than your house down.\\
'''Dimitri:''' Look bro, I can see you are a tough cowboy. A man with taste, style, vision, a connoisseur of finer things--like me. Look, I'm sure two cats like us in a bag can work something out, huh? We ''smoooth''. Look; ''[[EveryManHasHisPrice seeeee the money. You like the money]]''. You can take all you want. I can-\\
'''Sly:''' No deal! You and the rest of the Klaww Gang have to be stopped. Clockwork will never again see the light of day. Just hand over the tail feathers and we can-\\
'''Dimitri:''' What is this with clocks, bro!? Have you no vision? Are you hearing what I beam to you? You think you have juice? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such ''big things''. You think you can swing the bat? Show your bling and let me ''shine'' you!\\
'''Sly:''' ... I have no idea what you're saying... And your suit sucks!\\
'''Dimitri:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne AAAUUU]][[BerserkButton GGGHHH!]] [[LetsDance LET'S DANCE]]!
** Dimitri retorts with this should he defeat you the first time:
--->'''Dimitri:''' MY SUIT IS ''GREASY SWEET!''

[[AC: A Starry Eyed Encounter (India, Part 1)]]
* Just before Sly begins his dance with Neyla, he makes a rather perverted comment about Carmelita.
-->'''Neyla:''' You aren't by any chance here to turn yourself in? Old Ironsides would fall out of her dress.\\
'''Sly:''' ''As good as that sounds'', how about a dance first?

[[AC: The Predator Awakes (India, Part 2)]]
* Some episodes have a mission where you bug the villain's office so that you'll have access to their communications. In this episode, [[LiteralSurveillanceBug you do so with a literal bug]].
-->'''Sly:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight Let me get this straight...]] we're going to bug Rajan's office... with a ''bug''?\\
'''Bentley:''' It is an elegant plan, I agree.
** And the best part: ''[[ViolationOfCommonSense it actually works!]]''
* When Bentley finds out that Neyla double-crossed Sly and the gang.
-->'''Bentley:''' I can't believe it! That double-crossing, cockney... LIAR!!!

[[AC: Jailbreak (Prague, Part 1)]]
* Sly's [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snarking]] about Bentley insisting the "water tower" in the Contessa's prison is a [[HumongousMecha giant attack robot]]... which is ultimately proven right.
-->'''Bentley:''' Like I said... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Giant... Attack... ROBOT!]]
** Even better is the slideshow montage where Bentley reaffirms that the water tower is a robot, going to the point that he scribbles a frowny face with mad eyes mid-slideshow.
--->'''Bentley:''' No really, Sly, I'm serious. The Contessa has a giant attack robot. It just ''looks'' like a water tower.
* "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Tip me over and I'll '''''[[SuddenlyShouting SMASH UP EVERYTHING!]]'''''"

[[AC: A Tangled Web (Prague, Part 2)]]
* In order to get some information out of General Clawfoot after Murray brings him to the safehouse, Bentley breaks out... [[TickleTorture a feather]]. Along with a surprising amount of ham.
-->'''Bentley:''' ''Talk, you scoundrel!''
* This exchange:
-->'''Sly:''' You're a good man, Bentley. Just make sure those traps don't rip you into a hundred little turtle pieces.\\
'''Bentley:''' Why'd you have to say that!

[[AC: He Who Tames The Iron Horse (Canada, Part 1)]]
* "You can run from me, but I know where you're going: '''jail!'''"
* One objective for Murray is to abduct two bear cubs to break open a cage for a trolley that would be used during "Operation: Choo-Choo." Bentley's slide presentation makes the mission a bit more hilarious: "Don't worry, the cubs won't be hurt. [[MamaBear Although I can't say the same for the guards]]."
** The beginning of said mission has this exchange:
-->'''Bentley:''' For this job, we're going to have to rely on a stronger force... the love of a mother for her child.\\
'''Murray:''' Uh... you got something to tell me?
* Neyla attempts to insult Sly during "Operation: Choo-Choo" for his reliance on his friends. [[InsultBackfire Naturally]]:
-->'''Neyla:''' What's the problem, Poodle? Afraid you can't take me on? Have to call up your little friends for help?\\
'''Sly:''' ''(speaking into a transmitter)'' [[DeadpanSnarker Come in "little friends,"]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood Neyla's got me pinned down]].
** After Bentley helps out Sly the first time, the follow-up exchange is this:
-->'''Sly:''' That was some fancy flying, "little friend."\\
'''Bentley:''' Whatever you say, "Poodle."
* Every so often, Carmelita and one of the goons will encounter each other, and fight. Carmelita wins most of them.
* Likewise, every so often, goons will end up in a fight with the local bears. Bears tend to win.

[[AC: Menace From The North, Eh? (Canada, Part 2)]]
* From one of Bentley's slideshows: an image of Sly getting an electric shock. Makes you wonder where Bentley gets all those images from...
-->'''Bentley:''' Given my electric engineering background, this plan has a ninety-seven percent of chance of success. Pretty good, huh?
* While redirecting the cutting laser into the ice holding the log-chopping book, Sly unintentionally frees a mammoth from the ice, which immediately runs off...
-->'''Bentley:''' I've never seen such a majestic creature! So full of life, so ready to live! ''[splash]'' [[BlackComedy So much for that. He's back in the deep freeze.]]
** Even funnier, Sly and the gang later come across said mammoth, frozen in the lake.
-->'''Sly:''' Was wondering what happened to that guy. Guess he prefers to be frozen.
* Expect to find more than a few goons getting mauled by the nearby bears.

[[AC: Ending]]
* Some of Sly and Carmelita's similarities may be considered this. Ex: Carmelita likes art, Sly steals art.
* Jean Bison's epilogue. He becomes a member of the EPA... and gets frozen ''again''.

[[AC: Other]]
* Murray's [[InASingleBound Turnbuckle Launch]] charge-up animation has him squat and shake violently; combined with the groan he makes, it looks like he's "[[ToiletHumor trying to push something out]]."
* A secret gadget that functions like the alarm clock can be acquired by entering a code. The gear in question is [[Creator/{{Toonami}} T.O.M.]] who lures the enemies by shouting. In some cases he even shouts "Peanuts".
* After completing the aforementioned missions where you bug the offices of the villains, you can listen to them speak about various things through a loudspeaker installed in the safehouse, at least until you finish the episode. Some of the lines are pretty funny. Some examples:
-->'''Dimitri:''' Carmelita, la-da-ding! [[FairCop Throw the cuffs at me!]]\\
'''Rajan:''' What's this I see in my meditation pool? A bug?! I know your true use... [[BaitAndSwitchComment you will work well to eat those pesky mosquitoes]]!\\
'''Jean Bison:''' Ooh, my back's killin' me! Thank Jiminy for the Canadian healthcare system.
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[[folder:''Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves'']]
[[AC: An Opera Of Fear (Venice)]]
* If you get caught by Octavio in the mission "Octavio Snap," instead of having his guards attack you (which most villains would do if they catch you, failing the mission), he instead is ''disappointed and unamused that he caught you'':
-->'''Octavio:''' I've got a shadow, huh? You stink! [[WhenIWasYourAge Back in my day]], [[DoWrongRight thieves knew how not to get caught!]]
* In the first mission to infiltrate Venice Police HQ, when the lights are going haywire and Sly must hide under the tables, the ape mercenaries at the meeting can be heard saying some pretty funny things:
-->''(lights on)''\\
"Let there be light!"\\
''(lights off)''\\
"Oh, come on."\\
''(lights on)''\\
"I can see, da! I can see!"\\
''(lights off)''\\
"Make up your mind already."\\
''(lights on)''\\
"You look a lot better in the dark, Pietro. Seriously, you are an ugly, ugly man."
** And then later Sly's distracting the mercenaries and Inspector Fox so Dimitri can escape:
-->'''Sly:''' Hello assorted meatheads! And lady. Anybody feel like some exercise?\\
'''Carmelita:''' Cooper?! [[IWantThemAlive Grab him, men!]]\\
'''Sly:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Aaaaand I'm out]].
** Even funnier when you have the chase with Carmelita, and you realize that the mercenaries ''don't'' follow her outside.
* For one mission, Sly has to take over guard duty in disguise so Bentley can sneak into some coffee shops. During one of the post swaps, the guard on duty thanks Sly for taking over as his mom is cooking spaghetti. He mentions that it's so good that he wishes to be buried in his mother's pasta sauce, to which Bentley reacts somewhat dumbfoundedly:
-->'''Bentley:''' Yeah... that's, uh, that's strange.
** As Bentley's doing his work inside the shop, Sly prattles on about how he must be missing out on something if he's never had food that good, up until the point Bentley completes his work and exits the shop. Bentley gets annoyed and urges Sly to focus on the job, to which he agrees. Sly then adds that they should go get something to eat afterwards.
** From the same mission, at the first stop:
-->'''Bentley:''' I can't believe that worked! You've got the ''worst'' Italian accent I've ever heard! No offense.
** Also in the same mission
-->'''Sly:''' You know, maybe there's a good Italian restaurant around here.
-->'''Bentley:''' Enough with the sauce! Keep your focus, we're on a job here. Thugs everywhere, death around every corner!
-->'''Sly:''' You're right. We got one more coffee house to hit, then we're done.
-->'''Bentley:''' Yes, now you're talking sense.
-->'''Sly:''' And then we eat.
* From "Run 'N Bomb", there's Sly's hilariously bad threat to Octavio after the rogue opera singer takes Bentley hostage:
-->'''Sly:''' Put my friend down, or I'm gonna knock out all of your teeth, one at a time. And make you ''eat 'em.''
* The entirety of the opera duel between Bentley and Octavio. Bentley just horribly repeats "la" at different pitches, and if you lose, Octavio says that he can't go on because you're too awful. Furthermore, the song ends with an absurdly-high, IncrediblyLongNote held by Bentley.

[[AC: Rumble Down Under (Australia)]]
* Before a mission where the Cooper Gang has to act tough to intimidate the local miners, Bentley asks his teammates how they can just "get angry." The response?:
-->'''[[LargeHam Murray:]]''' Find the match, deep inside yourself... ''light it'', and let the fire burn up your guts and BOIL YOUR BLOOD!"\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Sly:]]''' Uh... yeah. I pretty much do the same thing.
* "We here are known around these parts for our drinkin' skills... and this just happens to be... a '''[[FrothyMugsOfWater lemonade bar]]'''."
* "Bentley, I could use some help! How about putting a few of your sleep-darts in '[[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever Carme-large-a]]' here?!"
** Later, this exchange:
-->'''Sly:''' You got a better idea?\\
'''Murray:''' [[BluntYes Yeah!]] But we'd need a [[HumongousMecha giant fighting robot]].
* The gang having fun with Carmelita's camera while she's unconscious. The photos are hilarious.
* In order to defeat a magically-altered and gigantic Carmelita, Sly must climb up her clothes, twice! As Bentley stated, can't get much closer.
* Sly's reaction to the fact that the Miners had booby trapped the Guru's walking stick.
-->'''Sly:''' Another booby trap for a ''stick''!?! These guys are paranoid.

[[AC: Flight of Fancy (Holland)]]
* How the opening cinematic for this episode ends. Penelope revealing her avatar: it's the body of a beautiful woman ''with her real head taped on top'' (if you look closely, you can even see the remains of a "hello" wave that she failed to crop out). And Bentley has the same thing with his face taped over some muscular hunk's body!
** Which is then referenced when they see each other for the first time and Sly comments on how their avatars were a bit... exaggerated. The cutscene makes a point of showing them staring blankly at each other.
* Bentley warns Sly that the hotel is a no-fighting zone for the pilots, to which Sly remarks how everyone plays nice until tomorrow, "then we blow each other to bits at 300 feet".
* When Sly asks Dimitri for info on the dogfight competition's secret roster, Dimitri refuses to talk because he is afraid of the Black Baron finding out about it. How does Sly convince Dimitri to help him? By telling Dimitri that he can outsmart the Baron... since [[ImpossiblyTackyClothes Dimitri]] [[BlatantLies has the best fashion sense of anyone he knows.]]
* Bentley needs to pick a fight against Muggshot so Carmelita can send him to jail. The insult that triggers it?
-->'''Bentley:''' [[YourMom Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator.]]\\
'''Muggshot:''' [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas Nobody talks that way about my mother! Nobody!]]
** Before he snaps, Muggshot can tell Bentley not to say anything if he didn't have anything nice to say at all. In response, Bentley remains silent for several uncomfortable seconds. Muggshot is dumbfounded and ''legitimately hurt'':
--->'''Bentley:''' You know, I've been thinking about your appearance.\\
'''Muggshot:''' Look, if you don't got nothing to say nice, then don't say nothing at all. Get it!?\\
'''Bentley:''' [[LiteralistSnarking ...]]\\
'''Muggshot:''' What, ain't got no sassy comments, smart guy?\\
'''Bentley:''' ...\\
'''Muggshot:''' Oh, I get it, you got nothing nice to say so you're keeping quiet. That's real cute.\\
'''Bentley:''' [[RuleOfThree ...]]\\
'''Muggshot''': ''(looking concerned)'' You really don't got nothing nice to say?... That's ''cold''.
** Sly tricking Carmelita into chasing him as part of the above plan:
-->'''Sly:''' Hey, Inspector Fox! Still looking for a date to the prom?\\
'''Carmelita:''' Quit running, and I'll pin the corsage on you!
* One of the missions involves getting Murray to make one of the Belgian pilots laugh. While the one option that works ([[{{Slapstick}} physical humor]]) is still great, if you try all the others you'll get some real SoUnfunnyItsFunny gems. Murray's attempts at jokes are downright ''surreal''.
* There's a giant wolf roaming the landscape. Fights between it and the guards tend to result in the wolf winning... it's also pretty likely that you'll be minding your own business and suddenly the wolf's trying to eat you.

[[AC: A Cold Alliance (Kunlun Mountains, China)]]
* Penelope's reaction to Murray asking anyone if they want to see his blisters.
-->'''Penelope:''' No way! Is he serious?
* When the gang first comes to recruit the Panda King for their heist, they at first find him too lost in meditation to interact with by normal means. As such, Sly and Bentley discuss possible solutions:
-->'''Sly:''' Let's just shout in his ear.\\
'''Bentley:''' No, to break him out of this trance, we'll need to delve into his mind.\\
'''Sly:''' [[DeadpanSnarker A hacksaw, then?]]\\
'''Bentley:''' No!
* During the mission to destroy a crypt of [[OurVampiresAreDifferent hopping vampires]], Sly tries to hype up Panda King for what's to come. It's ''incredibly'' forced, which both parties recognize:
-->'''Sly:''' [[SuddenlyShouting There're gonna be fangs]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting everywhere]]''!\\
(''[[{{Beat}} Panda King just stares at Sly, blankly]].'')\\
'''Sly:''' Right... I'll head back to the safehouse.\\
(''[[{{Beat}} Another pause]].'')\\
'''Panda King:''' Yes, ''do that.''
* When Panda King talks to his other half on working with Sly and the gang. When his bad half keeps refusing, Panda King convinces him with this:
-->'''Panda King:''' If strength were all that mattered, [[EnemyMine Tsao]] would be an ideal son-in-law.\\
'''Inner Panda King:''' (without hesitation) Very well, Cooper shall live.
** There's also this afterward:
--->'''Panda King:''' Fear not, Cooper. I shall not kill you today.\\
'''Sly:''' Um... ditto.
* One mission has Penelope instruct Murray to break open a strongbox, which turns out to be a trap that sprays him with KnockoutGas. Murray's reaction before falling unconscious?
-->'''Murray:''' OHH, KOFF, HOOGH-! [[ToiletHumor That's... bad... gas!]]
[[AC: Dead Man Tell No Tales (Blood Bath Bay)]]
* Sly's attempt at a pirate accent.
** On that note, the pirate insult competition. They refer to it as cursing. Well, they're G-Rated pirates.
--->'''Sly:''' You're a brainless, clam-tongued, waste of skin!\\
'''Pete:''' That be true enough, but you're a stupid, scurvy-ridden, cabin boy!\\
'''Sly:''' You are a pin-headed, cross-eyed, piece of filth!\\
'''Pete:''' Har, har! But methinks you're a blathering, grog-abusing, whale-fart!\\
'''Sly:''' You're a donkey-eared, barnacle-backed, cow pie!\\
'''Pete:''' Ha! Yah swear like a child! You're a bleating, yellow-bellied, bag of vomit!\\
'''Sly:''' You're an idiotic, pus-faced, sack o'maggots!\\
'''Pete:''' That be true enough, but you're a cricket-sized, twisted, anchor-head!\\
'''Sly:''' Oh yeah? You're a pig-breathed, knuckle-dragging, swabber!
* Bentley attempts to speak Dimitri:
-->'''Bentley:''' [[TotallyRadical Cool, Daddy-O. How 'bout you take your "pimped self" down 'neath the H20, and get nasty with the scuba... yo, with bling.]]\\
'''Dimitri:''' Hey man, you can try, but you'll never capture my essential style. It's like smoke, ungrababble and [[LargeHam all over the place!]] But no matter, no thing, come at me with some [[TechnoBabble turtle talk]]. [[BeYourself You've got your own flavor.]]
** And Bentley does it ''again'' when Dimitri finishes the mission! Except here, Dimitri doesn't bother talking him out of it.
-->'''Bentley:''' Magnificent, bro! Your method and madness have cold set us up with a fat pirate gat. You're a solid gold all-star on the Team Cooper label!
* [=LeFwee=] might be a chauvinist {{Jerkass}} who flagrantly toes the line between FauxAffablyEvil and SmugSnake, but he has some ''very'' funny lines.
** While being forced to walk the plank, Sly tries to get [=LeFwee=] angry in front of his men. For the most part, [=LeFwee=] is hilariously unconvinced.
-->'''[=LeFwee=]:''' (on the fact that his plank has splinters in it) Oh now, I take a great deal of pride working a bunch of splinters into the feet of all about to walk my plank! Har har! [[AffablyEvil 'Tis the extra touches that makes all the difference.]]\\
'''Sly:''' "Slanderous scabbard?" I could do better in a coma, while speaking another language, to deaf apes!\\
'''[=LeFwee=]:''' Hmph. Your word-smithing is [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal preposterous, presumptuous, patently premeditated!]]
** Oh, and the guy even sneaks in a [[DoubleEntendre sexual innuendo]] for good measure.
--->'''[=LeFwee=]:''' I'd never have a problem with the ladies, especially when I've a ''broadside'' aimed at their ''sailboat''... [[LampshadeHanging Savvy?]]
* During a mission with Penelope, Bentley expresses some frustration over [[HandicappedBadass not being capable]] of the athletic feats Sly can do. When Penelope tries to reassure him by saying that Sly can't "rewire a satellite or write [=ASCII=] code," Bentley dryly retorts that Sly can't even ''spell'' [=ASCII=].
* The ending cutscene for this episode has Carmelita ''not'' appear. Sly's response?
-->'''Sly:''' Oh well, I'll just send her a postcard. ''(cue a postcard with the group in a conga-line, Sly with a Pirate hat and [[EyepatchOfPower eyepatch]] on, Panda King with an unamused frown, and the Guru on the corner of the postcard that's signed, "Wish you were here" - Sly)''

[[AC: Honor Among Thieves (Kaine Island)]]
* Before Dimitri is about to go diving during the Cooper Vault heist, he tries flirting with her:
-->'''Penelope:''' Okay, first: get over yourself. Second: ''I mean it'', get ''over'' yourself!
* This exchange:
-->'''Murray:''' Nice! We'll have the Panda King give the van a boost! Stand clear Sly, we're about to get awesome!\\
''(Panda King lights the fireworks)''\\
'''Panda King:''' ''(Gleefully)'' The fuse is lit!\\
'''Murray:''' Buckle up, Bentley... we're about to fly!\\
''(The van shoots up into the air)''\\
'''Murray:''' YAHOO!\\
''(The van lands at the entrance to the Cooper Vault)''\\
'''Bentley:''' We're ''never'' doing that again.
* During the "Beginning of the End" (InMediasRes) intro mission, Sly exclaims that Dr. M should "buy a knock off at the gift shop" after the latter tries to steal Sly's cane. In this final episode, when you return to the vault, [[BrickJoke there are piles of knock-off canes in front of the vault]]. Apparently, there WAS a gift shop.

[[AC: Other]]
* The insults Bentley slings when he's using his grapple cam. Most of them are the kind of insults you'd only expect a ''child'' to react to!
-->"Over here!"\\
"Hey, fatty!"\\
"Come over to this position!"\\
"Follow the sound of my voice~"\\
"Yo, ugly!"\\
"[[YourMom Yo mamma!]]"\\
"Eat dirt!"\\
"I'm yelling at you!"\\
"Hey, pay attention to me!"\\
"You're a bad person, I mean it!"\\
[[Series/WelcomeBackKotter "Up your nose with a rubber hose!"]]\\
''*Clucks like a chicken*''\\
"You! With the low self-esteem!"\\
"I'm right here!"\\
[[MockingSingSong (singsong)]] "You will never find me!~"\\
"Aloha, idiot!"\\
"Hey, you! Unattractive person!"
* The unlockable video "The Evolution of Sly", which shows early footage of Sly 1 and 2. While it's interesting to see what the games looked early on, the devs also consider a lot of things OldShame.
** "Those are the [[BlatantLies smartest guards ever]]." "I know. But at least they stand at attention, you know. Sly attacks them, and they're... [[DamnedByFaintPraise they're there]]. [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy They're very present, emotionally]]."
** The devs sarcastically shouting "CLIMB MOVE!" after Sly’s original voice actor enthusiastically mentions it in some footage.
** The team noticing a rather awkward early running animation, and noting that it looks like Sly has severe back problems.
** Money popping up out of holes!
*** "If I ever become rich, I'm going to store all my money next to [[EternalEngine huge, moving machine parts]]." "And [[NightmarishFactory open fire pits]]." "Yes! Open fire pits [[ViolationOfCommonSense right near my floating paper cash]]."
** An even earlier Sly model had huge feet, jokingly dubbed "the clown shoes." It even becomes a BrickJoke when it turns out [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext clown shoes make you immune to lava]].
** "It's a Dutch masterpiece: Rolling tube with lava rocks."
** While Sly has evolved a lot since his creation, one thing’s for sure: he still explores [[EternalEngine a lot of factories]].
* Whenever Carmelita Fox shows up, it’s possible for her and the local goons to end up in a fight. Grab some popcorn and watch the fun -- from a safe vantage point of course. Don't worry -- Carmelita wins these fights.
* During the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue, we get a few gems:
** Anime fans might recognize Murray’s [[Anime/SpeedRacer racing pose]].
** Panda King retires and moves two doors down from his daughter. At her insistence, he personally screens her future suitors, and so far Jing is still unmarried. Turns out having a [[TheStoic stony]], [[HairTriggerTemper short-tempered]] PyroManiac for a [[BoyfriendBlockingDad dad]] can really put a crimp on your dating life.
** The Guru takes on some celebrity disciples (who just happen to be the same [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] [[{{Expy}} expies]] [[CallBack who upstaged Octavio]]), drawing in a lot of unwanted publicity. To escape the paparazzi, Guru decides to move his teachings to Central Park, New York, thinking [[HiddenInPlainSight it’d be the last place they’d ever look]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time'']]

* In general, the improved in-game animations can get you a laugh due to them being more clear and expressive, even during simple Binoc-u-com conversations. There are more than a few examples, but one of them might just be Sly's baffled, open-jaw reaction to El Jefe's statue.

[[AC: I Smell A Rat (Paris Prologue)]]
* The main characters are all given titles when they're revealed in the prologue (Sly the Thief, Bentley the Brains, Murray the Muscle). When Carmelita, who's caught Sly in the middle of stealing something, shows up, it reads "Carmelita the Girlfriend"... before a red X crudely crosses out the "Girlfriend" bit and changes it to "Carmelita the ''Ex-Girlfriend''."
** And after Sly makes his daring escape out the skylight, he pops his head back in to say, "I'll call you!" while making the appropriate hand-gesture. He has to duck to avoid being shot by Carmelita.
* "Welcome to Air Murray. Thanks for flying!"[[note]]at the end of the prelude, the van has to make a jump to escaping the pursuing cops, and Murray imitates a pilot captain during the brief flight[[/note]]
* During the animated scene where the Cooper Gang gives Dimitri the ''Thievius Raccoonus'', Dimitri decides to give Bentley an ''incredibly'' garish and sparkly hat. True to form, Sly snarks that the communicators would limit the gang's exposure to Dimitri's fashion critiques.

[[AC: Turning Japanese (Feudal Japan)]]
* The following remarks from Sly's first meeting with Rioichi Cooper, who's locked in a cage.
-->'''Sly:''' Just stay put.\\
'''Rioichi:''' Very funny.
** Later on, just after Sly's gotten the key to Rioichi's cage and is about to free him, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Sly accidentally activates a booby-trap and causes the entire area to fall apart!]] Rioichi just does a FacePalm in annoyance.
* Bentley's attempts to give Rioichi pre-mission tutorial advice like he usually does with Sly lead to no impact whatsoever, as anything Rioichi responds with can be best summarized as "I'm an experienced ninja and I already live here, I know how to do my job", with the look on his face saying "Get to the part where you shut up, please."
* Murray dressed as a Geisha. That is all.
** Not to mention the guards going completely gaga over his performance as "Madame Geisha," complete with Tex Avery-style [[WildTake Wild Takes]]. All the while, Rioichi is popping up around the shot during the performance cutscenes, with an expression of "are you freakin' serious right now?", mixed with heavy amounts of {{Squick}}.
** There's one point where Rioichi is ''standing right in front of them'', waving his hand in their faces, and they still don't see him because they're too transfixed on Murray's act as "Madame Geisha."
** If you do the rhythm game perfectly, even ''[[NotSoAboveItAll Rioichi]]'' is transfixed by Murray's dancing.
** Fail this dance (rhythm game) and you get a hilariously catty remark out of it.
--->'''Job Failed Alert:''' That dancing stunk worse than rotten sushi!
** He'll also remain in that outfit for as long as the Gang's in Japan, and wears it for the assault on El Jefe's fortress. And it is ''[[{{Bathos}} glorious]]''.
* "'El Jefe'? Isn't that Spanish for 'Big Baby'?"
** On that note, get too close to El Jefe before he's vulnerable and he'll give you a full-on ''slow-motion {{Shoryuken}}'' in response.

[[AC: Go West, Young Raccoon (Cotton Mouth Bluff)]]
* A subtler moment: Bentley tries to use cowboy language to sound cool. Sly, with his trademark smirk unchanging, just tilts his head and quietly shrugs when Bentley tries explaining it.
* Sly's defacing of [[SmallNameBigEgo Sheriff Toothpick's]] posters ''has'' to be the funniest act of vandalism you've ever seen. And he knows it, giving the posters serious, artsy names like they're actual artwork. Listen close enough and you can even hear him {{corpsing}} a couple times.
-->'''Sly:''' Not for sale! It's "Puny Green-Horn"!
** When pickpocketing Toothpick's [[ForeignQueasine Cuban rice-and-bean-flavored lollipop]], Sly's expression is a straight face as opposed to his usual smirk. He's then curious as to whether to give it to Murray.
** The fact that not only did Bentley expect nothing more than a load of petty vandalism to be enough to [[FelonyMisdemeanor get Sly chucked headfirst into Toothpick's maximum security prison]], but it actually was.
** The "Job Complete" screen has Sly quietly accept his new Jailbird costume until the ball and chain lands on him. The dejected expression he makes is gold.
* While Sly is breaking Tennessee out of prison, Sly starts talking to Bentley. Tennessee is understandably confused.
-->'''Tennessee:''' Son, who is it you keep talkin' to?\\
'''Sly:''' Uh, I have a thing in my ear... that lets me talk to my friend. And now he's telling me you need to carry some of that TNT so we can blow the gate.\\
'''Tennessee:''' [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba Sure. Ah got voices in my head tellin' me to blow things up, too.]] [[SubvertedTrope Heh, they been right so far! Let's get to it!]]
** And another, more grim-yet-funny exchange during the prison break:
--->'''Sly:''' Why am I the only one with a ball and chain here?\\
'''Tennessee:''' Listen, friend. [[GallowsHumor They're plannin' on hangin' me tomorrow. Wanna trade?]]
** Sly and Tennessee escaping the prison by paraglider? Cool. Sly creating the necessary momentum for both of them by ''kicking'' Tennessee off the edge of the cliff the prison is on? Funny.
--->'''Sly:''' You ready?\\
'''Tennessee:''' Well, er, not really.\\
''(Sly kicks Tennessee off the cliff, grabs him and opens the paraglider, with Tennessee going from screaming to... [[BuffySpeak yee-haw-ing]])''
* Later into the episode, Bentley gets rather attached to his disguise and in particular the fake mustache, leading to him lamenting the fact he can't grow a real one and this line:
-->'''Sly:''' You're not going to start wearing that mustache all the time, are you?\\
'''Bentley:''' Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, Sly.
* While bugging Toothpick's office, you see him [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace accidentally shoot one of his goons]], and his reaction is basically to just go "Uh, oops."
* After rescuing Sly and the others, as Carmelita and Tennessee, during the escape, the group jumps onto some unconscious mooks. Said mooks make a squeaking noise as they are jumped on.
* Before Sly goes racing to obtain a key, Bentley tells Sly he needs to use his ball-and-chain to complete the race:
-->'''Sly:''' Good idea, because you know...\\
'''Bentley:''' ''[[TemptingFate Don't say it!]]''\\
'''Sly:''' (cuts to gameplay) ''[[IncrediblyLamePun That's how I roll!]]''
* During a shooting competition to get a key, Carmelita may say this:
-->'''Carmelita:''' It kind of helps if I picture Sly's face on the target.

[[AC: Clan Of The Cave Raccoon (Gungathal Valley)]]
* The intro scene has Sly see a pterodactyl fly by. What does Bentley do? Break out an ''[[CrazyPrepared anti-pterodactyl cannon]].''
** Sly calls it the ''dinosaur repellent.''
* The very first time you see The Grizz in Gungathal Valley. Imagine walking through a prehistoric world and then all of a sudden you're encountered with one of the strangest and most out of place characters in the entire series.
* This exchange:
-->'''Sly:''' Hey Bentley, why don't we have a phone like that to talk to Dimitri?\\
'''Bentley:''' Do you really want Dimitri calling you?\\
'''Sly:''' Good point, forget I asked.
** The Grizz's phone reception constantly failing, with him growing increasingly frustrated.
-->'''Grizz:''' You're choppy... You're choppy... ''[[RuleOfThree You're choppy!]]''
* How the gang finds out Bob's name.
-->'''Sly:''' Uh, my name's Sly. Sly Cooper. What's yours?\\
'''Bob:''' I am called [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped ...gibberish...]] .\\
'''Sly:''' Riiiiight... How about I just call you Bob?\\
'''Bob:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Sure, whatever]]. Now can we get out of here before more guards show up?
* The animated clip that showed Bob Cooper's past. This includes:
** Him finding the communicator and chewing it. In fact, he runs off while Sly just shrugs his shoulders.
** He carries Sly back to the hideout by his collar.
** He ''downs'' an entire cherry pie in front of Murray.
** The crayon-like drawings that explain The Grizz snatching eggs.
* If you get caught by The Grizz when you're tagging him with homing darts:
-->'''Job Failed Alert:''' Nobody fools with The Grizz!
* Bob finds the time machine's missing temporal sprocket with the "Job Complete" cutscene playing... just before getting attacked by a giant pterodactyl who promptly steals said temporal sprocket.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Bentley]]:''' Well, that's not entirely surprising.
* In one mission, Murray has to retrieve the stolen parts of a time machine gadget. How? ''By chasing down penguins, catching them, and squeezing them until they cough it up.'' Complete with squeaking sound effects!
* The mission "Getting Stronger." '''All of it'''. Mainly for Murray's one-liners.
** To elaborate, they need to get Bob in shape. Murray's way of doing this is to put Bob through an eighties-style training montage, complete with appropriately cheesy 80's and scene transitions... which is technically the very first of its kind, given that the crew is in the Ice Age when doing it!
** Failing any of the minigames during the practice run in this mission will result in the game really kicking you when you're down with quotes that wouldn't be out of place in the ''VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries''.
--->'''Job Failed Alert (Slippery Slope):''' You [[{{Pun}} cracked]] under pressure.\\
'''Job Failed Alert (Penguin Popper):''' You don't want it bad enough!\\
'''Job Failed Alert (Super Sling):''' Your hardest target is success.\\
'''Job Failed Alert (Duck and Cover):''' You're moving in slow motion!\\
'''Job Failed Alert (Whack-a-Chump):''' Maybe you should try it with your eyes open next time!\\
'''Job Failed Alert (Sumo Slap):''' What a [[{{Pun}} pushover]]!
* Just the fact that one of the missions was called "[[ShoutOut Ice Ice]] [[Music/VanillaIce Bentley]]."
* When Carmelita argues with Sly after a mission about how Sly could have done better, you can see Bob in the background looking back and forth at the two in either curiosity or knowing.
* An amusing reference upon Murray arriving at The Grizz’s lair:
-->'''Murray:''' [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes I knew I should’ve taken that left turn...]]
* Murray's confused reaction to the Grizz saying that [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext all he ever wanted to do is ice skate]].

[[AC: Of Mice and Mechs (Medieval England)]]
* Sir Galleth being very gung-ho. In his animated cutscene, he tries to escape through a door, but Sly stops him. So he tries going through a window... and gets pulled away by Bentley, Sly, and Murray in a large chain.
** Before that, the portion of the cutscene that explains how Sir Galleth was captured in the first place. Just after fighting his way to the Black Knight, Galleth lunges at the Black Knight... only to get ''[[PunchedAcrosstheRoom popped]]''. Bonus points for the punch being seen [[SecondPersonAttack from Galleth's perspective]] and for Galleth's cane and helmet being the only things shown hitting the ground.
* If you get caught by the Black Knight at the beginning of "Shell Shocked Heart," you can get a rather funny line from Bentley.
-->'''Bentley:''' Sly, I said "tail," not "fail"!
* While tailing the Black Knight, it's possible to hear this gem.
-->'''Black Knight:''' I wonder if I can program one of the guards to give me a haircut. On second thought, that's probably a really bad idea.
** Of course, given the identity of the Black Knight, it probably would have been more of a close shave.
* Compared to his classic leg twitching or just looking around, Sly's idle animation for his Archer Costume is using it as an air guitar.

[[AC: 40 Thieves (Ancient Arabia)]]
* Salim Al-Kupar [[BigEater has an ''enormous'' appetite]]. In fact, he downs a giant chocolate cake that Murray was about to eat in ''one gulp'' (and also gained a BalloonBelly to boot!)
** When Sly first meets Salim, Salim is unwilling to join the team... until Sly mentions that they have food back at the hideout. Salim is ''immediately'' right next to Sly, and his reaction is basically "didyousayfood?"
* Similar to the phony "Job Complete" cutscene from "Clan of the Cave Raccoon," when Sly obtains Salim al Kupar's thief outfit, there's a guard in the background during the ItemGet cutscene. You might think this is a goof, but then he actually attacks Sly (and is promptly smacked down with Sly's newfound time-slowing powers).
** Furthermore, because the shop where the costume is cannot be entered, Bentley comes up with the plan that, for one time, they will have to '''''buy''''' the costume legitimately.
* While undercover wearing the Arabian thief outfit, Sly Cooper impersonates himself as the delivery boy and enters Le Paradox and Miss Decibel's tent. What's more, Sly Cooper talks to them with his trademark... ''[[CallBack Italian accent]].'' Not only that - Sly manages to fool them, which leaves this remark from Bentley:
-->'''Bentley:''' Sly, it's a good thing we're in Arabia, because in Italy, that accent would be considered a felony!
** Don't forget Bentley's reaction to the fact Sly's using it:
--->'''Bentley:''' I said "crazy," Sly, not "suicidal"!
* Bentley explains that in order for them to get into the room where Le Paradox and Miss Decibel are inside, Carmelita will need to distract the guards... in a belly dancer outfit. Then this occurs...
-->'''Bentley:''' However, since we don't want to announce our "presence," we need a diversion for the guards. So I have taken the liberty for fashioning an outfit for Carmelita, who will use it to lure the guards away from their post by performing a belly dance.\\
'''Carmelita:''' [[BigWhat What?]]\\
'''Sly:''' Possibly your best plan ever, Bentley.\\
'''Bentley:''' I'm sorry I didn't ask, Carmelita. But you're the only one who can pull this off!\\
'''Murray:''' Um, Bentley... I could do it!\\
'''Carmelita:''' I am ''not'' getting into that outfit!\\
'''Bentley:''' I realize it's a bit... revealing, but think of it as going undercover.\\
'''Carmelita:''' Bentley...\\
'''Murray:''' I'm positive THE MURRAY can squeeze into that thing!\\
'''Sly:''' Hey Carmelita, you should totally model that outfit for us... to make sure it fits!\\
'''Carmelita:''' Shut up, Ringtail! I'm only doing it for the team.\\
'''Murray:''' Listen! [[BlatantLies Silk is very elastic!]]
** Murray really wants to cross-dress and go dancing ever since his "success" as Madame Geisha. And to make it funnier, during the above presentation, Bentley has placed a picture of the outfit Carmelita is to wear in his slideshow, placed on a mannequin. Murray proceeds to draw his head and hands over the mannequin's own.
** As they reach the location, this conversation occurs...
--->'''Bentley:''' Ok, Carmelita. We need you to distract those guards and get them away from that door!\\
'''Sly:''' Yeah! Bust a move, Carmelita!\\
'''Carmelita:''' How about I ''BUST YOUR FACE'', Cooper?\\
'''Bentley:''' We're counting on you, Carmelita! Meet us inside once you lose the guards.\\
'''Carmelita:''' Bentley, you owe me BIG TIME for this one! *knocks his head*
** Much like Murray's dancing stage, most of the time you hear Carmelita mumbling about Bentley's idea and her wearing a belly dancer outfit during her "distraction."
--->'''Carmelita:''' This is the WORST undercover assignment ever...
** Fail the belly dancing minigame and the game gives another funny quip.
--->'''Job Failed Alert:''' That was more like a belly FLOP!

%%[[AC: Deja Vu All Over Again! (Paris Epilogue)]]

[[AC: Other/Meta]]
* TheReveal in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1bb_JRkAOk teaser trailer]]:
-->"I'm not your cheesy macaroni Sly Cooper! You got DIMITRIII-III!!!"\\
''(lights break, screen goes black, a door is heard opening)''\\
'''Sly:''' Bentley, this is the last time we ''ever'' leave Dimitri in charge of the hideout.\\
'''Bentley:''' It was also the first time.
* For the previews, ''anything'' that Sir Galleth says. It helps that he's a LargeHam.
-->'''Bentley:''' Do you see anything, Galleth?\\
'''Galleth:''' Aye, Bentley. I do forsee the wretched beast lay low by my blade!
* The Gamescon 2012 trailer has one with Carmelita blasting a sword that Sly had in hand. What sells it is not only his expression, but also Bentley and Murray's... it screams [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMPJthK2OIs "We are in SO much trouble."]]
** They really are, given the time machine runs off of artifacts from the era they need to travel to, and that ''tanto'' dagger was their only ticket back to Feudal Japan, if they needed to help Rioichi again. Not to mention possibly their only way home from the Old West.
* [=GameTrailers=]'s preview has a funny line: "With Creator/SuckerPunch in more VideoGame/{{Infamous}} projects".
* Likely unintentional, but the game's subtitle "Thieves in Time" can be shortened to "[[DoubleEntendre TiT]]". Sly must've been taking some pointers from Ratchet this time.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
* The tie-in prequel comic for the second game has a story called ''A Chase Down Memory Lane'', which shows how Sly and Carmelita met. Their different versions make it better, along with their last thoughts on it:
-->'''Carmelita:''' He wants me.
-->'''Sly:''' She wants me.
** In case you're wondering: Sly seems to be telling the truth, while Carmelita's story is hilariously clouded in [[SmallNameBigEgo her own ego]].
* In an episode of Podcast/SecondFunniestPodcast (co-run by Sly's voice actor Kevin Miller), Sly, Bentley and Murray's actors do improv in-character. HilarityEnsues for practically every single second. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5TI1xHCU8 In animatic form for your viewing pleasure!]]
** The second half of it is all about the gang trying to steal the KFC secret recipe from a sassy black man cashier. To start, here's at least three delicious {{Double Entendre}}s in a row:
--->'''Bentley:''' Murray, you've gotta get your hands on that sack!\\
'''Murray:''' Look, can I just touch the sack? I just wanna touch it, how about that, [[BlatantLies I'll leave it here]]... I just wanna feel it with my ''warm hands''.\\
'''Cashier:''' ...I'm gonna be honest with you. You are making me a ''little'' bit uncomfortable.
** "Sly, you [[AscendedMeme jump and press the circle button]]."
** Sly later asks the cashier what happens when ''he'' jumps and presses the circle button. Evidently, he will "ding" a few things, if you know what I'm sayin'.
* The 2D cartoon used to promote ''Thieves in Time'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4nWPsrikuk "Timing is Everything"]] has Sly finding Carmelita [[BoundAndGagged tied up]] and rips off the duct tape covering her mouth. First thing she does? [[SkywardScream Scream like hell]]. What does Sly do next? Well, being a GentlemanThief[=/=]HandsomeLech, [[HonorBeforeReason he starts untying her...]] [[SubvertedTrope then realizes she would only try to stop his heist]], so he ties her back up before ''taping her mouth up once more.'' [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sly/images/6/62/Sly_cooper_unties_carmelita.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130131144946 The expression he makes when changing his mind is also gold.]]
** Needless to say, [[HairTriggerTemper Carmelita]] [[UnstoppableRage doesn't take this well, and starts to jump up and down in rage]]. But then [[EurekaMoment she sees a signal flare she knocked over]], and [[DamselOutOfDistress uses it to burn through her ropes]]. But even before she's free to go full ActionGirl on everybody, [[SpannerInTheWorks she already screws up Sly's heist by setting off the fire alarm...]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero just as Sly is winding up to knock out one of Muggshot's guards]].
* From some other promotional material for ''Thieves in Time'':
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Ww1T-qaQM Bentley calling for assistance on how to put together his time machine.]]
*** '''''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "SHRIMP COCKTAIL!"]]'''''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRDPuhIJV2o Murray answers fan mail and expresses his frustration at]] [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal not finding any pants in his size]]:
--->'''Murray:''' ''([[SuddenlyShouting frustrated]])'' I mean, why won't ''someone'' just make a pair of pants to fit a ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis husky. Hippo. Frame!?]]'' IT IS JUST NOT FAIR! ''(calmly)'' Well, thanks for writing! Yours truly, Murray!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6d3un1_Pq8 Carmelita tries internet dating.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbXEKZVonko The teaser]] for TheMovie (which has been sadly canceled) has the gang being chased by cops... [[DonutMessWithACop for stealing donuts for a hungry Murray.]]
--->'''Bentley:''' Why can't we just order pizza like normal people?
--->'''Murray:''' Mmm, sprinkles!
** And in the beginning, where the gang is in a RaceAgainstTheClock (with Sly showing off LeParkour while Bentley is forced to drive Murray in the van); [[MundaneMadeAwesome to get to the donut shop]]. And then [[HopeSpot Sly arrives in front of the donut shop, just in time...]] [[ShaggyDogStory only for the store to close down seconds later]].
--->'''Sly:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Seriously?]]''
** Why can't they just order pizza? Because [[FridgeBrilliance Bentley is allergic to tomato sauce]].
* Bordering on BlackComedy is a number of contemplation videos showing the failures of the gang. Here's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfFqjZ1txkM Sly 1]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2oPViIMao Sly 2]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I23DDxozMY Sly 3]], and finally [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIyZ0fL6rSU&t Sly 4.]]
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** On that note, get too close to El Jefe before he's vulnerable and he'll give you a full-on ''slow-motion [[VideoGame/StreetFighter Shoryuken]]'' in response.

-->'''Sly:''' Another booby trap for a stick!?! These guys are paranoid.

'''Muggshot''': You really don't got nothing nice to say?... That's ''cold''.

* Sly runs into Inspector Fox:
-->'''Sly:''' 'Bout time you showed up, Miss Fox. Was getting worried about you. Thought you took a wrong turn somewhere back in Paris.\\

'''Sly:''' Now see, a girl whose best friend's a firearm's got issues. A little dinner, a little dancing, I think I can help you out.\\
'''Carmelita:''' [[SarcasmMode Mmm. Sounds romantic.]] As long as you don't mind dining... ''in jail''.\\
'''Sly:''' Nah, I hear the service is lousy.

* "Bentley, I could use some help! How about putting a few of your sleep-darts in '[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Carme-large-a]]' here?!"

** To elaborate, they need to get Bob in shape. Murray's way of doing this is to put Bob through an eighties-style training montage, complete with appropriately cheesy 80's and scene transitions... which is technically the very of its kind, given that the crew is in the Ice Age when doing it!

--->'''Raleigh:''' ''(over intercom)'' I say, chaps, my heartiest congratulations to you all! The storm machine has sunk its ''fiftieth ship'' last night, and ''the loot'' has already been ''unloaded''! Our operation is moving along ''splendidly'', with the possible exception being... ''[[SuddenlyShouting the grouse NEGLIGENCE displayed below decks]]'', and... I demand the boilers stay at full pressure ''at all times''! If you ''lazy, low-brow, technically incompetent pack of '''guttersnipes''' DID YOUR JOBS RIGHT, WE'D HAVE SUNK A '''HUNDRED''' SHIPS BY NOW!'' ''(calmly)'' [[FauxAffablyEvil ...But of course, fifty boats is a fine, fine achievement. Carry on, my boys, carry on.]]

* They characters in this game don't just [[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits know about timed hits]], they [[PaintingTheMedium speak it like a language]]:

* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Thingus]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords Raccamagoocus]]".

* Regardless of its ThatOneLevel status, "Down Home Cookin'" takes place in a barn, where it turns out one of the ghosts that had been scaring you earlier just wanted to make some gumbo, but was scared of [[AbsurdPhobia the bomb-toting roosters]].

* Should Sly manage to unlock all the vaults up to this point, he'll unlock the "Meeting the Ancestors" trophy. Now, what does Sly do in Sly 4? Oh, he actually meets up with a number of them.

* "[[IncomingHam THUNDER]] [[DynamicEntry FLOP!]]"

** Even better is the slideshow montage where Bentley reaffirms that the water tower is a robot, going to the point that he scribbles a frowny face with mad eyes.

* In order to defeat a magically-altered, and gigantic, Carmelita, Sly must climb up her clothes, twice! As Bentley stated, can't get much closer.

* How the opening cinematic for this episode ends. Penelope revealing her avatar: it's the body of a beautiful woman ''with her head taped on top'' (if you look closely, you can even see the remains of a "hello" wave that she failed to crop out). And Bentley has the same thing with his face taped over some muscular hunk's body!

* There's a giant wolf roaming the landscape. Fights between it and the guards tend to result in the wolf winning.