History Funny / Slowbeef

21st Jan '17 7:01:43 PM FallenDelf
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[[AC: Sartak's Jeopardy mod with Diabetus and dave_o]]

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[[AC: Sartak's !!Revenge of Shinobi for the "Hard Games Thread"
* His claiming to have a letter from Sega's lawyers when he comes across something in the game that is particularly lawyer-baiting and how said letters claim said thing is not what it appears to be ripping off (Except for SpiderMan and Franchise/{{Godzilla}})
* His joking about how Joe Musashi might be an Italian ninja who got his weapons from Rocco Takahashi and UsefulNotes/HattoriHanzo (AKA The Gooch)

!!Cave Story+ Hard Mode
* Any time slowbeef compares Diabetus' stream to his.
* Halfway through Session 8, slowbeef reaches the Outer Wall, and spends the next half-hour getting killed repeatedly by what he dubs 'ghost cats'. He eventually manages to get through by making a panicked run up the last section.
* In Session 11, slowbeef, Diabetus, and Proteus start joking around about Retsupurae merchandise. At several points, slowbeef screws up the game because he's laughing too hard.
* In session 12, slowbeef and co. start discussing how [=DarksydePhil=] would handle Cave Story.

!!Dark Souls
* Beef's prolonged struggle against Ornstein and Smough, culminating in the quintessential ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' experience: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_tdMzXpbs Welcome to Dark Souls]]".
* After struggling against [[BonusBoss Black Dragon Kalameet]], he finally takes it down and gets the Calamity Ring. His reaction makes it worth it.
-->'''slowbeef:''' Receive double damage? ''Receive?''... Fuck you, ''Dark Souls''.

!!Psychonauts
* His reaction to Emotional Baggage.
-->'''slowbeef:''' My god, it's as if Diabetus wrote this whole fuckin' game.
* The entire boss battle with The Phantom.

!!Bloodborne
* Early on slowbeef explores a dark house in the starting area of Yharnam. He dispatches most of the enemies and walks up to what looks like the wheelchair-bound NPC who helped him in the prologue... Only for the man to pull out an enormous blunderbuss and nearly blow him away with a single shot scaring the crap out of slowbeef. Diabetus immediately declared the wheelchair hunters to be his favorite enemy, slowbeef cracks up right after that commentary.
* At one point slowbeef finds a boar in a sewer tunnel, runs down a hallway, and falls down a pit to his death... [[spoiler: and the boar falls down the same pit charging after him.]]
* slowbeef figures out how to cheese "gatling guy," and while he's debating about whether to cheese him or try to kill him fair and square, [[spoiler:gatling guy walks off a ledge and falls to his death.]]
* slowbeef finally gets close to killing Bloodstarved Beast, [[spoiler:then the capture card gets disconnected, preventing slowbeef from seeing anything. slowbeef and Diabetus figure that Bloodstarved Beast somehow broke the capture card as revenge for slowbeef killing gatling guy.]]
* The next time slowbeef fights Bloodstarved Beast, he dies while the Beast's health bar was empty. To make things worse, beef had earlier joked about giving his daughter to Diabetus if he lost again.
* In Episode 31, he discovers one of the perks of having over 40 Insight - being able to see the Amygdalas throughout Yharnam. The first ten minutes of the video consist almost entirely of the two of them gaping at the Amygdala outside Cathedral Ward.
* In Episode 65, slowbeef's first run through the DLC starts off with his encounter with the giant, ax-wielding monster in the church, which appears to be too big to fit through the doorway. The second he tries to taunt it with the Make Contact gesture, it leaps out of the cathedral and sends him flying with its ax.
* Their reaction to Ludwig the Accursed's second form in Episode 68.
* In Episode 72, Ridley quite literally drops in. [[RunningGag and he continues dropping.]]
--->''':Diabetus:''' '''My god, that was the best crow yet!'''
** Later in the same episode, The Living Failures [[spoiler:get the last laugh. They may have died to him, but that doesn't stop their final attack from connecting '''post-mortem'''.]]
* In Episode 77, he gets to the cutscene at the end of the DLC, only for the game to come back to his control with the message that one of his notes was rated fine. Toward the end of the video, he falls off a ledge and dies on an out-of-bounds floor below, only to receive ''another'' one of these messages right before the loading screen comes up.
* slowbeef livestreams the final episode, and thus warns he'll have to deal with his Twitter notifications early on. This ends up being an amazing BrickJoke, as his notification, a drawing of Donald Trump with a voice clip of him shouting "I just raised the stakes" pops up at the ''exact second'' slowbeef [[https://youtu.be/gtm1CPEoQD0?t=14m46s lands the killing blow]] on the FinalBoss, which causes him to crack up laughing.
* Upon their first sight of a [[TheGreys Celestial Envoy,]] which doesn't seem to be hostile:
-->'''Diabetus:''' Is that the alien from AmericanDad?
-->'''slowbeef:''' Don't make me ''want'' to kill it!

!!Pokemon Fire Red Nuzlocke Run
* At one point Slowbeef brings Diabetus into the stream shouting "Diabetus, I choose you!" Diabetus responds by [[PokemonSpeak saying his name.]]
* Slowbeef and Diabetus realize [[MagikarpPower how useless Magikarp is]] but fall in love immediately trying to shoehorn him into any situation they can think of.
* Slowbeef's first encounter with Grimer. Both he and Diabetus lose it.

!!Sartak's
Jeopardy mod with Diabetus and dave_o]]dave_o




[[AC: VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 Multiplayer with Diabetus (and Cherrydoom at the end)]]
* There's the RunningGag of wanting to find and pick up eggs so that the other player can request them.
* [=RE5=] - Wesker/Chris Facility

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\n[[AC: VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 [[/folder]]

[[folder:Livestreams]]
!!Undercover Cops
* Pretty much [[RunningGag involving]] [[AwesomeMcCoolName Gunpuncher]].
** "Hail Gunpuncher!"
** "Let's take a moment of silence to remember Gunpuncher."

!!Binding of Isaac Rebirth
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhE6qS6SG4s The Lost (Boss Rush/The Lamb)]]
** After about an hour, he finally puts together an absurdly broken build that lets him win by ''standing still''.

!!Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
* The very first thing slowbeef does after beating Running Man? He talks to a kid who hates men with guns. So 'beef [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoots her]]. [[spoiler:But in this game, shooting kids drains your health, which results in the post-boss fight 'beef [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment immediately dying]].]]

!!VideoGame/EarthBound
* Beef's (and the chat's) constant annoyance at Jeff. It gets to the point where they either act like he doesn't exist or they keep messing up his name.
** One of his most recent streams is even titled "Only Two Party Members?" furthering the RunningGag of Jeff being non-existent.
** The sheer number of misnaming the chat gives to Jeff. It gets to the point where they can't come up with male "J" names and resort to female "J" names and even random objects that start with "J".
--> '''Chelseaadamsq:''' Ah, the gang's all here. Ness, Paula....[[{{Pokemon}} Bulbasaur?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Wifestreams]]
!!VideoGame/HeavyRain
* Not long after the playthrough began, their [=PS3=] controller died, leaving them with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton]] and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.
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[[folder:Others]]
*VideoGame/ResidentEvil5
Multiplayer with Diabetus (and Cherrydoom at the end)]]
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There's the RunningGag of wanting to find and pick up eggs so that the other player can request them.
* ** [=RE5=] - Wesker/Chris Facility



* Wesker/Chris in the Facility - Take Two

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* ** Wesker/Chris in the Facility - Take Two



* [=RE5=] - Jill/Sheva in the Ancient Ruins

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* ** [=RE5=] - Jill/Sheva in the Ancient Ruins



* [=RE5=] - And Now Something for the Ladies

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* ** [=RE5=] - And Now Something for the Ladies




[[AC:Revenge of Shinobi for the "Hard Games Thread"]]
* His claiming to have a letter from Sega's lawyers when he comes across something in the game that is particularly lawyer-baiting and how said letters claim said thing is not what it appears to be ripping off (Except for SpiderMan and Franchise/{{Godzilla}})
* His joking about how Joe Musashi might be an Italian ninja who got his weapons from Rocco Takahashi and UsefulNotes/HattoriHanzo (AKA The Gooch)

[[AC:Cave Story+ Hard Mode]]
* Any time slowbeef compares Diabetus' stream to his.
* Halfway through Session 8, slowbeef reaches the Outer Wall, and spends the next half-hour getting killed repeatedly by what he dubs 'ghost cats'. He eventually manages to get through by making a panicked run up the last section.
* In Session 11, slowbeef, Diabetus, and Proteus start joking around about Retsupurae merchandise. At several points, slowbeef screws up the game because he's laughing too hard.
* In session 12, slowbeef and co. start discussing how [=DarksydePhil=] would handle Cave Story.

[[AC:Dark Souls]]
* Beef's prolonged struggle against Ornstein and Smough, culminating in the quintessential ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' experience: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_tdMzXpbs Welcome to Dark Souls]]".
* After struggling against [[BonusBoss Black Dragon Kalameet]], he finally takes it down and gets the Calamity Ring. His reaction makes it worth it.
-->'''slowbeef:''' Receive double damage? ''Receive?''... Fuck you, ''Dark Souls''.

[[AC:Psychonauts]]
* His reaction to Emotional Baggage.
-->'''slowbeef:''' My god, it's as if Diabetus wrote this whole fuckin' game.
* The entire boss battle with The Phantom.

[[AC:Bloodborne]]
* Early on slowbeef explores a dark house in the starting area of Yharnam. He dispatches most of the enemies and walks up to what looks like the wheelchair-bound NPC who helped him in the prologue... Only for the man to pull out an enormous blunderbuss and nearly blow him away with a single shot scaring the crap out of slowbeef. Diabetus immediately declared the wheelchair hunters to be his favorite enemy, slowbeef cracks up right after that commentary.
* At one point slowbeef finds a boar in a sewer tunnel, runs down a hallway, and falls down a pit to his death... [[spoiler: and the boar falls down the same pit charging after him.]]
* slowbeef figures out how to cheese "gatling guy," and while he's debating about whether to cheese him or try to kill him fair and square, [[spoiler:gatling guy walks off a ledge and falls to his death.]]
* slowbeef finally gets close to killing Bloodstarved Beast, [[spoiler:then the capture card gets disconnected, preventing slowbeef from seeing anything. slowbeef and Diabetus figure that Bloodstarved Beast somehow broke the capture card as revenge for slowbeef killing gatling guy.]]
* The next time slowbeef fights Bloodstarved Beast, he dies while the Beast's health bar was empty. To make things worse, beef had earlier joked about giving his daughter to Diabetus if he lost again.
* In Episode 31, he discovers one of the perks of having over 40 Insight - being able to see the Amygdalas throughout Yharnam. The first ten minutes of the video consist almost entirely of the two of them gaping at the Amygdala outside Cathedral Ward.
* In Episode 65, slowbeef's first run through the DLC starts off with his encounter with the giant, ax-wielding monster in the church, which appears to be too big to fit through the doorway. The second he tries to taunt it with the Make Contact gesture, it leaps out of the cathedral and sends him flying with its ax.
* Their reaction to Ludwig the Accursed's second form in Episode 68.
* In Episode 72, Ridley quite literally drops in. [[RunningGag and he continues dropping.]]
--->''':Diabetus:''' '''My god, that was the best crow yet!'''
** Later in the same episode, The Living Failures [[spoiler:get the last laugh. They may have died to him, but that doesn't stop their final attack from connecting '''post-mortem'''.]]
* In Episode 77, he gets to the cutscene at the end of the DLC, only for the game to come back to his control with the message that one of his notes was rated fine. Toward the end of the video, he falls off a ledge and dies on an out-of-bounds floor below, only to receive ''another'' one of these messages right before the loading screen comes up.
* slowbeef livestreams the final episode, and thus warns he'll have to deal with his Twitter notifications early on. This ends up being an amazing BrickJoke, as his notification, a drawing of Donald Trump with a voice clip of him shouting "I just raised the stakes" pops up at the ''exact second'' slowbeef [[https://youtu.be/gtm1CPEoQD0?t=14m46s lands the killing blow]] on the FinalBoss, which causes him to crack up laughing.
* Upon their first sight of a [[TheGreys Celestial Envoy,]] which doesn't seem to be hostile:
-->'''Diabetus:''' Is that the alien from AmericanDad?
-->'''slowbeef:''' Don't make me ''want'' to kill it!

[[AC:Pokemon Fire Red Nuzlocke Run]]
* At one point Slowbeef brings Diabetus into the stream shouting "Diabetus, I choose you!" Diabetus responds by [[PokemonSpeak saying his name.]]
* Slowbeef and Diabetus realize [[MagikarpPower how useless Magikarp is]] but fall in love immediately trying to shoehorn him into any situation they can think of.
* Slowbeef's first encounter with Grimer. Both he and Diabetus lose it.

[[AC:Other]]



SAMUS BARES ALL

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SAMUS [[spoiler:SAMUS BARES ALLALL]]



* slowbeef streams ''Demon's Souls''... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxd2QKdLjLI while acting like DarksydePhil]]. It has to be seen to be believed.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhE6qS6SG4s Binding of Isaac Rebirth Lost Stream (Boss Rush/The Lamb]]: slowbeef streams ''Binding of Isaac: Rebirth'', playing as The Lost. After about an hour, he finally puts together an absurdly broken build that lets him win by ''standing still''.



* And now he's replaying Metal Gear 2. The very first thing he does after beating Running Man? Talks to a kid who hates men with guns. So slowbeef shoots her but in this game shooting kids drains your health and...Snake dies. Game over. All because slowbeef had low health after beating Running Man.

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* And now he's replaying Metal Gear 2. The very first thing he does after beating Running Man? Talks to a kid who hates men with guns. So slowbeef shoots her but in this game shooting kids drains your health and...Snake dies. Game over. All because slowbeef had low health after beating Running Man.streams ''Demon's Souls''... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxd2QKdLjLI while acting like DarksydePhil]]. It has to be seen to be believed.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM Heavy Juice]]: During a ''Heavy Rain'' stream with slowbeef and his wife, their [=PS3=] controller died, leaving them with two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.

[[AC:Livestreams]]
* Undercover Cops-
** Pretty much [[RunningGag involving]] [[AwesomeMcCoolName Gunpuncher]].
*** "Hail Gunpuncher!"
*** "Let's take a moment of silence to remember Gunpuncher."
* VideoGame/EarthBound-
** Beef's (and the chat's) constant annoyance at Jeff. It gets to the point where they either act like he doesn't exist or they keep messing up his name.
*** One of his most recent streams is even titled "Only Two Party Members?" furthering the RunningGag of Jeff being non-existent.
*** The sheer number of misnaming the chat gives to Jeff. It gets to the point where they can't come up with male "J" names and resort to female "J" names and even random objects that start with "J".
--> '''Chelseaadamsq:''' Ah, the gang's all here. Ness, Paula....[[{{Pokemon}} Bulbasaur?]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM Heavy Juice]]: During a ''Heavy Rain'' stream with slowbeef and his wife, their [=PS3=] controller died, leaving them with two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.

[[AC:Livestreams]]
* Undercover Cops-
** Pretty much [[RunningGag involving]] [[AwesomeMcCoolName Gunpuncher]].
*** "Hail Gunpuncher!"
*** "Let's take a moment of silence to remember Gunpuncher."
* VideoGame/EarthBound-
** Beef's (and the chat's) constant annoyance at Jeff. It gets to the point where they either act like he doesn't exist or they keep messing up his name.
*** One of his most recent streams is even titled "Only Two Party Members?" furthering the RunningGag of Jeff being non-existent.
*** The sheer number of misnaming the chat gives to Jeff. It gets to the point where they can't come up with male "J" names and resort to female "J" names and even random objects that start with "J".
--> '''Chelseaadamsq:''' Ah, the gang's all here. Ness, Paula....[[{{Pokemon}} Bulbasaur?]]
[[/folder]]
3rd Nov '16 10:29:01 PM batmany
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*** "Let's take a moment of silence to remember Gunpuncher."

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*** "Let's take a moment of silence to remember Gunpuncher.""
* VideoGame/EarthBound-
** Beef's (and the chat's) constant annoyance at Jeff. It gets to the point where they either act like he doesn't exist or they keep messing up his name.
*** One of his most recent streams is even titled "Only Two Party Members?" furthering the RunningGag of Jeff being non-existent.
*** The sheer number of misnaming the chat gives to Jeff. It gets to the point where they can't come up with male "J" names and resort to female "J" names and even random objects that start with "J".
--> '''Chelseaadamsq:''' Ah, the gang's all here. Ness, Paula....[[{{Pokemon}} Bulbasaur?]]
7th Oct '16 11:02:07 PM batmany
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM Heavy Juice]]: During a ''Heavy Rain'' stream with slowbeef and his wife, their [=PS3=] controller died, leaving them with two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM Heavy Juice]]: During a ''Heavy Rain'' stream with slowbeef and his wife, their [=PS3=] controller died, leaving them with two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.shit.

[[AC:Livestreams]]
* Undercover Cops-
** Pretty much [[RunningGag involving]] [[AwesomeMcCoolName Gunpuncher]].
*** "Hail Gunpuncher!"
*** "Let's take a moment of silence to remember Gunpuncher."
29th Aug '16 3:43:19 PM Viounol
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* slowbeef livestreams the final episode, and thus warns he'll have to deal with his Twitter notifications early on. This ends up being an amazing BrickJoke, as his notification, a drawing of Donald Trump with a voice clip of him shouting "I just raised the stakes" pops up at the ''exact second'' slowbeef lands the killing blow on the FinalBoss, which causes him to crack up laughing.

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* slowbeef livestreams the final episode, and thus warns he'll have to deal with his Twitter notifications early on. This ends up being an amazing BrickJoke, as his notification, a drawing of Donald Trump with a voice clip of him shouting "I just raised the stakes" pops up at the ''exact second'' slowbeef [[https://youtu.be/gtm1CPEoQD0?t=14m46s lands the killing blow blow]] on the FinalBoss, which causes him to crack up laughing.
28th May '16 9:09:14 PM nombretomado
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM Heavy Juice]]: During a ''Heavy Rain'' stream with slowbeef and his wife, their PS3 controller died, leaving them with two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM Heavy Juice]]: During a ''Heavy Rain'' stream with slowbeef and his wife, their PS3 [=PS3=] controller died, leaving them with two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.
27th May '16 8:07:40 PM thenameisbean
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFYLx8l1fBE If Alien: Isolation won't run on your PC]], starring [[spoiler:his daughter as the Xenomorph]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFYLx8l1fBE If Alien: Isolation won't run on your PC]], starring [[spoiler:his daughter as the Xenomorph]].Xenomorph]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM Heavy Juice]]: During a ''Heavy Rain'' stream with slowbeef and his wife, their PS3 controller died, leaving them with two minutes of Ethan staring lovingly at an orange juice carton and slowbeef absolutely losing his shit.
25th May '16 4:18:02 PM Delphi
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* Upon their first sight of a [[TheGreys Celestial Envoy,]] which doesn't seem to be hostile:
-->'''Diabetus:''' Is that the alien from AmericanDad?
-->'''slowbeef:''' Don't make me ''want'' to kill it!
20th May '16 5:22:32 PM nombretomado
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** Ridley outright insults [[{{Xbox360}} Kinect]] and [[{{Playstation3}} Move]] (though for the former it's less about poor or gimmicky design and more about being incompatible with his size and wingspan). This is followed by pointing out every flaw in ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', including how the Origami Killer couldn't possibly have laid out the glass shards in the tunnel during the Butterfly trial and the implausibility of a poison that works in exactly 60 minutes.

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** Ridley outright insults [[{{Xbox360}} [[UsefulNotes/XBox360 Kinect]] and [[{{Playstation3}} [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation3 Move]] (though for the former it's less about poor or gimmicky design and more about being incompatible with his size and wingspan). This is followed by pointing out every flaw in ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', including how the Origami Killer couldn't possibly have laid out the glass shards in the tunnel during the Butterfly trial and the implausibility of a poison that works in exactly 60 minutes.
20th May '16 6:41:33 AM erforce
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** In later videos during the same recording session, slowbeef encounters Chozo Ghosts and Khad turns on the ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'' theme, which screws with the audio recording. Slowbeef laughs the first time, though the humor wears off afterward.

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** In later videos during the same recording session, slowbeef encounters Chozo Ghosts and Khad turns on the ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'' ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}'' theme, which screws with the audio recording. Slowbeef laughs the first time, though the humor wears off afterward.
7th Apr '16 2:19:03 AM Gravityman
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* In the final episode, slowbeef livestreams his run on the FinalBoss, with a Twitter notification pop-up of Donald Trump saying "I just raised the stakes." The ''exact second'' he lands the killing blow, this notification pops up.

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* In the final episode, slowbeef livestreams his run on the FinalBoss, final episode, and thus warns he'll have to deal with a his Twitter notification pop-up notifications early on. This ends up being an amazing BrickJoke, as his notification, a drawing of Donald Trump saying with a voice clip of him shouting "I just raised the stakes." The stakes" pops up at the ''exact second'' he slowbeef lands the killing blow, this notification pops up.
blow on the FinalBoss, which causes him to crack up laughing.
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