History Funny / Slowbeef

2nd Feb '16 1:15:37 PM thenameisbean
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* And now he's replaying Metal Gear 2. The very first thing he does after beating Running Man? Talks to a kid who hates men with guns. So slowbeef shoots her but in this game shooting kids drains your health and...Snake dies. Game over. All because slowbeef had low health after beating Running Man.
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* And now he's replaying Metal Gear 2. The very first thing he does after beating Running Man? Talks to a kid who hates men with guns. So slowbeef shoots her but in this game shooting kids drains your health and...Snake dies. Game over. All because slowbeef had low health after beating Running Man.Man. * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFYLx8l1fBE If Alien: Isolation won't run on your PC]], starring [[spoiler:his daughter as the Xenomorph]].
22nd Jan '16 5:11:16 PM thenameisbean
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* Their reaction to Ludwig the Accursed's second form in Episode 68.
15th Jan '16 4:32:17 AM thenameisbean
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* After struggling against [[BonusBoss Black Dragon Kalameet]], he finally takes it down and gets the Calamity Ring. His reaction makes it worth it. -->'''slowbeef:''' Receive double damage? ''Receive?''... Fuck you, ''Dark Souls''.
14th Jan '16 11:32:24 PM Meenoru
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* Early on slowbeef explores a dark house in the starting area of Yharnam. He dispatches most of the enemies and walks up to what looks like the wheelchair-bound NPC who helped him in the prologue... Only for the man to pull out an enormous blunderbuss and nearly blow him away with a single shot startling the crap out of slowbeef. Diabetus immediately declared the wheelchair hunters to be his favorite enemy, slowbeef cracks up right after that commentary.
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* Early on slowbeef explores a dark house in the starting area of Yharnam. He dispatches most of the enemies and walks up to what looks like the wheelchair-bound NPC who helped him in the prologue... Only for the man to pull out an enormous blunderbuss and nearly blow him away with a single shot startling scaring the crap out of slowbeef. Diabetus immediately declared the wheelchair hunters to be his favorite enemy, slowbeef cracks up right after that commentary.
14th Jan '16 11:31:51 PM Meenoru
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* Early on slowbeef explores a dark house in the starting area of Yharnam. He dispatches most of the enemies and walks up to what looks like the wheelchair-bound NPC who helped him in the prologue...only for the man to pull out an enormous cannon and nearly blow him away with a single shot. Diabetus immediately declared the wheelchair hunters to be his favorite enemy.
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* Early on slowbeef explores a dark house in the starting area of Yharnam. He dispatches most of the enemies and walks up to what looks like the wheelchair-bound NPC who helped him in the prologue...only Only for the man to pull out an enormous cannon blunderbuss and nearly blow him away with a single shot. shot startling the crap out of slowbeef. Diabetus immediately declared the wheelchair hunters to be his favorite enemy.enemy, slowbeef cracks up right after that commentary.
2nd Jan '16 10:49:39 AM nombretomado
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* In the SomethingAwful Let's Race thread video, Slowbeef is racing scarboy and ProtonJon in world 1 of SuperMarioBros3. After having a decent lead over the other 2 racers up to the final stage (an auto-scrolling stage which should have guaranteed him victory) slowbeef ends up coming in last place when he forgets to press A at the pre-level cutscene. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_S_rqLMtg Watch it here]].
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* In the SomethingAwful Website/SomethingAwful Let's Race thread video, Slowbeef is racing scarboy and ProtonJon in world 1 of SuperMarioBros3. After having a decent lead over the other 2 racers up to the final stage (an auto-scrolling stage which should have guaranteed him victory) slowbeef ends up coming in last place when he forgets to press A at the pre-level cutscene. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_S_rqLMtg Watch it here]].
18th Dec '15 5:28:51 PM Gravityman
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* In Episode 65, slowbeef's first run through the DLC starts off with his encounter with the giant, ax-wielding monster in the church, which appears to be too big to fit through the doorway. The second he tries to taunt it with the Make Contact gesture, it leaps out of the cathedral and sends him flying with its ax.
30th Oct '15 5:29:15 PM nombretomado
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'''slowbeef''': ''(Heard untangling wires in the background)'' Now my fucking Wiimote's caught up in my GuitarHero drums... Or, whatever. Fuck it.\\
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'''slowbeef''': ''(Heard untangling wires in the background)'' Now my fucking Wiimote's caught up in my GuitarHero VideoGame/GuitarHero drums... Or, whatever. Fuck it.\\
20th Sep '15 10:32:47 AM CrashDavis
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* Slowbeef and Diabetus realize [[how useless Magikarp is]] but fall in love immediately trying to shoehorn him into any situation they can think of.
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* Slowbeef and Diabetus realize [[how [[MagikarpPower how useless Magikarp is]] but fall in love immediately trying to shoehorn him into any situation they can think of.
20th Sep '15 10:31:53 AM CrashDavis
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[[AC:Pokemon Fire Red Nuzlocke Run]] * At one point Slowbeef brings Diabetus into the stream shouting "Diabetus, I choose you!" Diabetus responds by [[PokemonSpeak saying his name.]] * Slowbeef and Diabetus realize [[how useless Magikarp is]] but fall in love immediately trying to shoehorn him into any situation they can think of. * Slowbeef's first encounter with Grimer. Both he and Diabetus lose it.
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