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2nd Aug '17 12:13:05 AM PaulA
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* An adult movie and book store is across the street from the church. Delores gets people to avoid it by having two nuns just standing in front and greeting people kindly.

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* An adult movie and book store is across the street from the church. Delores Deloris gets people to avoid it by having two nuns just standing in front and greeting people kindly.



* The scene when they silently stand in front of an adult porn locale, passively smiling at the people who think about entering and no one does.

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* The scene when they silently stand in front of an adult porn locale, passively smiling at the people who think about entering and no one does.
2nd Aug '17 12:12:26 AM PaulA
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!!The first movie



** Followed by Deloris and Mary Lazarus discussing how hard teaching the choir to reach their potential is going to be.

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** * Followed by Deloris and Mary Lazarus discussing how hard teaching the choir to reach their potential is going to be.



** How Deloris manages to stay in character as a nun but still make her wishes known--from grabbing one guy by the ear and telling him "Young man, take your feet down off that stool!" to when one asks her to dance ("Why? You ain't got no rhythm.").

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** * How Deloris manages to stay in character as a nun but still make her wishes known--from grabbing one guy by the ear and telling him "Young man, take your feet down off that stool!" to when one asks her to dance ("Why? You ain't got no rhythm.").



** Then they try a 'one, two, three, shoot', but both chicken out. Finally, they untie Deloris and tell her to take off "the, uh, the, uh, nun-thing." She falls to her knees.

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** * Then they try a 'one, two, three, shoot', but both chicken out. Finally, they untie Deloris and tell her to take off "the, uh, the, uh, nun-thing." She falls to her knees.



* In the musical, the Monsignor's gradual transformation into a Vegas style emcee.



* In the sequel, Mary Patrick teaches sex education. Her take on sex? "You don't have to bite the doughnut to know it's sweet."
* Deloris/Mary Clarence's TV-preacher style defense of Maria, a student in the sequel who doesn't know the words to "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
* At the climax of the sequel, the male teachers of St. Francis, all priests, [[spoiler: lock superintendent Mr. Krisp in a closet so he can't reveal the truth about "Mary Clarence"]] using Father Wolfgaard's elongated pastry. As they hurry away, Father Thomas crosses himself and says, "Holy Father in Heaven forgive us--we know '''exactly''' what we do!"

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!!The second movie
* In the sequel, Mary Patrick teaches sex education. Her take on sex? "You don't have to bite the doughnut to know it's sweet."
* Deloris/Mary Clarence's TV-preacher style defense of Maria, a student in the sequel who doesn't know the words to "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
* At the climax of the sequel, climax, the male teachers of St. Francis, all priests, [[spoiler: lock superintendent Mr. Krisp in a closet so he can't reveal the truth about "Mary Clarence"]] using Father Wolfgaard's elongated pastry. As they hurry away, Father Thomas crosses himself and says, "Holy Father in Heaven forgive us--we know '''exactly''' what we do!"



** Followed by a MassOhCrap when Thomas distractedly ends up in the wrong lane, a semi truck bearing down on them. A "Jesus Christ" from Krisp accompanies this--it's unclear whether the invocation is a prayer or a swear.

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** Followed by a MassOhCrap when Thomas distractedly ends up in the wrong lane, a semi truck bearing down on them. A "Jesus Christ" from Krisp accompanies this--it's unclear whether the invocation is a prayer or a swear.swear.

!!The musical
* The Monsignor's gradual transformation into a Vegas style emcee.
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24th Jan '17 7:12:44 PM tyrekecorrea
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'''Mary Lazarus'''': Tell me about it.

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'''Mary Lazarus'''': Lazarus''': Tell me about it.



* An adult movie and book story is across the street from the church. Delores gets people to avoid it by having two nuns just standing in front and greeting people kindly.

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* An adult movie and book story store is across the street from the church. Delores gets people to avoid it by having two nuns just standing in front and greeting people kindly.
26th Dec '16 4:30:27 AM PersonalPOV
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* The constant mispronouncing of Mary Clarence's last name by Mr. Krisp in the Italian version, where it's 'Claretta', especially on the first meeting, where he calls her 'Maria Clarinetta' (Mary Clarinet) and she answers him by saying she's 'an instrument of the Lord'.
21st Sep '16 9:23:05 PM tyrekecorrea
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* Later, after Deloris is kidnapped, Mary Patrick asks why anyone would kidnap a nun. Mary Lazarus has her own question: "Were they Catholics?"

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* Later, after Deloris is kidnapped, Mary Patrick asks why anyone would kidnap a nun. Mary Lazarus has her own question: "Were they Catholics?"Catholic?"
15th Sep '16 3:19:36 PM EnglishGuruLady
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* At the Moonlight Lounge, Reverend Mother tells the sisters to spread out and look for Mary Clarence. She adds, "Try to blend in." Let us repeat: She asks ''a bunch of nuns'' to blend in ''inside a casino.''
* Even funnier, Sister Mary Ignatius takes this advice by playing a slot machine--and wins the jackpot before Reverend Mother pulls her away.
13th Sep '16 5:43:31 PM lorgskyegon
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--> '''Deloris:''' Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doin' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he's called upon these two men to take care of his business! So I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, eplubium. Amen!

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--> '''Deloris:''' Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doin' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he's called upon these two men to take care of his business! So I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Tutu Tutu]], eplubium. Amen!
11th Sep '16 4:02:58 PM EnglishGuruLady
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* Later, after Deloris is kidnapped, Mary Patrick asks why anyone would kidnap a nun. Mary Lazarus has her own question: "Were they Catholics?"
11th Sep '16 4:00:48 PM EnglishGuruLady
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** Followed by a MassOhCrap when Thomas distractedly ends up in the wrong lane, a semi truck bearing down on them.

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** Followed by a MassOhCrap when Thomas distractedly ends up in the wrong lane, a semi truck bearing down on them. A "Jesus Christ" from Krisp accompanies this--it's unclear whether the invocation is a prayer or a swear.
17th Mar '16 4:42:05 PM Ingonyama
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* Watch Deloris sneak a tomato into her robes when Mary Lazarus isn't working. Watch her try to come up with a name for her old convent from the lounge she used to sing at.

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* Watch Deloris sneak a tomato into her robes when Mary Lazarus isn't working.looking. Watch her try to come up with a name for her old convent from the lounge she used to sing at.
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