History Funny / SisterAct

24th Jan '17 7:12:44 PM tyrekecorrea
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'''Mary Lazarus'''': Tell me about it.

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'''Mary Lazarus'''': Lazarus''': Tell me about it.



* An adult movie and book story is across the street from the church. Delores gets people to avoid it by having two nuns just standing in front and greeting people kindly.

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* An adult movie and book story store is across the street from the church. Delores gets people to avoid it by having two nuns just standing in front and greeting people kindly.
26th Dec '16 4:30:27 AM PersonalPOV
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* The constant mispronouncing of Mary Clarence's last name by Mr. Krisp in the Italian version, where it's 'Claretta', especially on the first meeting, where he calls her 'Maria Clarinetta' (Mary Clarinet) and she answers him by saying she's 'an instrument of the Lord'.
21st Sep '16 9:23:05 PM tyrekecorrea
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* Later, after Deloris is kidnapped, Mary Patrick asks why anyone would kidnap a nun. Mary Lazarus has her own question: "Were they Catholics?"

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* Later, after Deloris is kidnapped, Mary Patrick asks why anyone would kidnap a nun. Mary Lazarus has her own question: "Were they Catholics?"Catholic?"
15th Sep '16 3:19:36 PM EnglishGuruLady
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* At the Moonlight Lounge, Reverend Mother tells the sisters to spread out and look for Mary Clarence. She adds, "Try to blend in." Let us repeat: She asks ''a bunch of nuns'' to blend in ''inside a casino.''
* Even funnier, Sister Mary Ignatius takes this advice by playing a slot machine--and wins the jackpot before Reverend Mother pulls her away.
13th Sep '16 5:43:31 PM lorgskyegon
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--> '''Deloris:''' Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doin' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he's called upon these two men to take care of his business! So I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, eplubium. Amen!

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--> '''Deloris:''' Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doin' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he's called upon these two men to take care of his business! So I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Tutu Tutu]], eplubium. Amen!
11th Sep '16 4:02:58 PM EnglishGuruLady
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* Later, after Deloris is kidnapped, Mary Patrick asks why anyone would kidnap a nun. Mary Lazarus has her own question: "Were they Catholics?"
11th Sep '16 4:00:48 PM EnglishGuruLady
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** Followed by a MassOhCrap when Thomas distractedly ends up in the wrong lane, a semi truck bearing down on them.

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** Followed by a MassOhCrap when Thomas distractedly ends up in the wrong lane, a semi truck bearing down on them. A "Jesus Christ" from Krisp accompanies this--it's unclear whether the invocation is a prayer or a swear.
17th Mar '16 4:42:05 PM Ingonyama
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* Watch Deloris sneak a tomato into her robes when Mary Lazarus isn't working. Watch her try to come up with a name for her old convent from the lounge she used to sing at.

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* Watch Deloris sneak a tomato into her robes when Mary Lazarus isn't working.looking. Watch her try to come up with a name for her old convent from the lounge she used to sing at.
30th Nov '15 5:32:58 AM isoycrazy
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-->'''Mother Superior''': There are three vows every nun must take: poverty-
-->'''Deloris''': Mmm-hmm.
-->'''Mother Superior''': Obedience-
-->'''Deloris''': Mmm-hmm.
-->'''Mother Superior''': ...and chastity.
-->'''Deloris''': I am ''outta'' here!

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-->'''Mother Superior''': There are three vows every nun must take: poverty-
-->'''Deloris''': Mmm-hmm.
-->'''Mother
poverty-\\
'''Deloris''': Mmm-hmm.\\
'''Mother
Superior''': Obedience-
-->'''Deloris''': Mmm-hmm.
-->'''Mother
Obedience-\\
'''Deloris''': Mmm-hmm.\\
'''Mother
Superior''': ...and chastity.
-->'''Deloris''':
chastity.\\
'''Deloris''':
I am ''outta'' here!



-->'''Deloris''': This is gonna be Hell.
-->'''Mary Lazarus'''': Tell me about it.

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-->'''Deloris''': This is gonna be Hell.
-->'''Mary
Hell.\\
'''Mary
Lazarus'''': Tell me about it.


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* An adult movie and book story is across the street from the church. Delores gets people to avoid it by having two nuns just standing in front and greeting people kindly.
7th Sep '15 8:17:40 PM lorgskyegon
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* Mary Patrick street dancing with some local girls. When the girls and Mary Clarence walk away, you get the feeling that it's not that she is embarrassing them or that she is being made fun of, but that they like her and find it funny.
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