History Funny / Siblings

--> "Well, let's see, we have red wolf, orange wolf, brown wolf, blue glowing wolf, wolf on fire, wolf with a top hat, Film/TeenWolf, wolf with a funny mustache, wolf that turns into [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Link]], inside out wolf - and that's not even counting wolfmen."

'''Bella''': Wait, is that lipstick?\\

--> '''Edward Cullen''': I'm dangerous, stay away. I'm dangerous, stay away. I'm dange-- (''{{Beat}}'') I'm a pretty vampire, shut up!
* When Edward says, "I'm dangerous, stay away," for the third time, the subtitles say, "I AM NOT WRITING HIS CATCHPHRASE AGAIN."

--> '''Edward Cullen''': I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dange-- (''{{Beat}}'') I'm a pretty vampire, shut up!

--> '''Rob''': WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS SHIT?!

--> '''Adrian''': Uh, sorry, I forgot my gun.

** This also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

--> '''Rob''': I hope this doesn't turn into a musical, but I swear, if HannahMontana makes a guest appearance, [[IllKillYou I'm gonna go on a murderous rampage]]. AND YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE FIRST!!

* "I'll be ''back''!" "[[Film/BackToTheFuture To the future]]." (''{{Beat}}'') "God dammit."

* Rob's first dream. "Running back and forth between the houses! (echo) (''{{Beat}}'') What the fuck? {{Godzilla}}? (echo)"

--> '''Rob:''' Hey, what's with the crossbones above your head? Does that mean you're a pirate now?!
--> '''Johny:''' No, it means...
--> '''Rob:''' Did you level up your pirate stat?
--> '''Johny:''' There is no...
--> '''Rob:''' Dude, you're like a level 50,000 pirate now, huh?

--> '''Rob:''' Dude, you're like a level 5000 pirate now, huh?

* "'''''[[NoIndoorVoice PLAYING RUNESCAAAAAAAAAAA]][[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[LargeHam AAAAAAAAAAAAPE??!!!!]]'''''"

--> '''Rob''': That's some stupid fucking magic when all it does is give them dandruff.

--> '''Rob''': Hey, let me tell you something important for a moment - EVERYONE DIES, THAT'S THE SURPRISE ENDING!!

* "...While stroking my sideburns! FASCINATING!"
* Spike confronting Chew the chihuahua and chasing him away.

* Spike fearing the family's computer printer.
--> '''Spike''': (''to the printer'') Hey, stop it, stop it, it hurts! IT HURTS!
--> '''Dad''': Spike, get in the kitchen!
--> '''Spike''': ''You'' get in the kitchen.
--> '''Dad''': I mean it, dog.
--> '''Spike''': Me too, homie. Let me shove this thing off and it's gonna be so fucking epic. (''looks into the printer'') Now where's its heart?

* "I'll be ''back''!" "[[BackToTheFuture To the future]]." (''{{Beat}}'') "God dammit."

--> '''Rob''': Play-dough.

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--> '''Max''': Beat machine? Pff. You never played ''[[DanceDanceRevolution DDR]]''.

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--> '''Rob''': It's Final Fantasy, John, not GrandTheftAuto.

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--> '''Rob''': Nah, I'm staying awake. I'm zoning.

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* When MrT comes out of nowhere startling Rob right after Johny says "Fool's gold."

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