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PLAYING RUNESCAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAPE??!!!! The dandruff trees on RuneScape.
: Fuck is with those trees? They got dandruff or something? Those fucking trees need some fucking Head and Shoulders. Even though they're trees, they lack
a head or shoulders
Johny: They're magic.
Rob: That's some stupid fucking magic if all it does is give them dandruff.
Johny using his player to kill a unicorn on the game.
"Bet I can break a window with it." "Probably." "Bet I can even KILL a man!... With it."
Rob: What the fuck? How the hell did you pull a 5000? That attack looked the same as those zero attacks you kept doing.
Johny: Yeah, but I put my heart on that click.
Rob: Hey, what's with the crossbones above your head? Does that mean you're a pirate now?!
Johny: No, it means...
Rob: Did you level up your pirate stat?
Johny: There is no...
Rob: Dude, you're like a level 50,000 pirate now, huh?
Johny: There is no pirate stat!...Hey, cool, they just updated it. They added a...pirate stat. Huh, cool, sweet! I can get a peg leg!
Don't Wake Robby!
Johny calling Rob a vampire. "Oh yeah, he's a vampire." "Count Robula-a-a-a!"
Rob's first dream. "Running back and forth between the houses! (echo) ( ) What the fuck? Beat Godzilla? (echo)"
Cue Godzilla trying to attack Rob and causing a tidal wave.
Johny: You gotta be kidding me.
Rob: I'M NAKED!
Rob's second dream. "FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING WEEEEEEeeeeeooooo..."
When Rob tries to eat the biscuits and gravy but forgets it.
Rob: Wait a minute, they're on the ground. I don't wanna eat this off the ground. One with filth and dog hair all over.
closes the door)
Dog Daze of Boredom
Rob saying "hi" to Spike repeatedly at the beginning.
Rob: Hi Spike. Hi Spike. Hey Spike! Hi Spike! Hey, Spike!
Spike: If Rob walks by and says "hi" one more damn time, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...
Rob: Hi Spike!
Spike: ...lick my lips and blink.
"...While stroking my sideburns! FASCINATING!"
Spike confronting Chew the chihuahua and chasing him away.
Rob's fake animal noise. "CACTUS!"
Rob bragging to Johny about a paper mâché hand he made and making puns about it.
Spike fearing the family's computer printer.
Spike: ( to the printer) Hey, stop it, stop it, it hurts! IT HURTS!
Dad: Spike, get in the kitchen!
Spike: You get in the kitchen.
Dad: I mean it, dog.
Spike: Me too, homie. Let me shove this thing off and it's gonna be so fucking epic. ( looks into the printer) Now where's its heart?
This exchange between Rob and Johny:
Rob: Spike's a dog.
Rob: Dogs like being pettededed.
Johny: RuneScape likes being playeded.
Rob: Play with yourself.
Rob: I WIN! Let's bother Spike!
The ending, in which Spike commits a Squicky moment offscreen.
Spike: Do you mind?
When Rob starts shaving his beard, annoyed:
Rob: Boy, shaving is...
Rob: Shut up, beard!
"Rugged. Smooth. Rugged. Smooth. I'M SO BRILLIANT!"
Johny: I don't think you're in a mind, period.
Rob: QUESTION MARK!
Before Johny starts playing Rob's "half beard theme" on his guitar:
Johny: Rob, do me a favor.
Johny: ( whispering) Thank you.
Johny: ( calling CJ) What? Dude, I'm playing my guitar. I don't wanna play 24/7. You do it! NO!
Johny: I don't care how many peacock feathers you tickle me with, you damn weirdo.
Johny: Mom, can I get a ride?
Mom: I'm playing my gypsy fortune telling cards. Wanna play?
Johny: Dad, can I get a ride?
Dad: Hm? No, I just got on the computer. I gotta get my solitaire fix.
Johny: Danny, can I get a ride?
Dan: No, JewJohn.
Spike: ( grunt)
Dad: Just get Rob to give you a ride.
Johny: No, his half beard's gonna...EMBARRASS me.
Rob: ( out of nowhere, startling Johny) HEY JOHN!!! ( freezes, smiling for a long time)
Johny: ( sigh) Fine. You're gonna give me a ride, huh? You're not gonna stick around and embarrass me, right? ...You're just gonna stand there?
Rob runs off)
"That was the decoy Rob!"
"Hey, you can't do this! I AM ROBERT WINCHESTER! BROTHER TO JOHNY WINCHESTER! HE WHO SITS RIGHT THERE IN THE BLEACHERS! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW MY ASSOCIATION WITH HIM!"
Mike: ( upon seeing CJ chasing Johny with peacock feathers) Oh yeah, that reminds me.
Bjorn: For the last time, Mikey, I am not gay, and neither are you! I think.
Mike: ( sly giggle)
Bjorn backs off)
The Stinger, with Rob's new beard style.
Rob: Johny, come see!
Johny: Oh, god.
Rob: Reverse goatee is born!
Johny: ( groan)
Not-the-Final Fantasy XII
"Are we having a party in here?" "YES! PARTY!"
Johny: Steal that chicobbo!
Johny: That's stupid.
Rob: What are you doing?
Johny: You're connected to the internet.
Rob: So what?
Johny: I'm gonna play RuneScape.
Rob: Oh hell no.
Dan: Bob, stop it! You're making Mason frown!
Rob: What, what? Baby Mason? Frowning?
Mason looks sad, but changes his expression to concerned)
Mason looks happy and giggles)
Rob: Happy? Okay, now you're messing with me.
"REVOLUTIOOOOOON! Sky pirate!"
Johny: RuneScape has a story. Well, pieces of a story, in the mini-quests. Why do I have to do all this shit?
Johny: But he's the main character!
Dan: Why the hate, Bob, why?!
Rob: Dude, look at him for a second.
shows them Vaan on the TV screen)
Dan: Aah, Jew!
Rob: He's Michael Jackson with a stupid haircut. His stomach doesn't even look real.
Rob's Long List of wolf palette swaps.
"Well, let's see, we have red wolf, orange wolf, brown wolf, blue glowing wolf, wolf on fire, wolf with a top hat,
, wolf with a funny mustache, wolf that turns into
, inside out wolf - and that's not even counting wolfmen."
"HOLY SHIT, STOP THE WORLD! IT'S ONE GIL!"
"Oh, Vaan, everybody hates you. The way you should be."
Heinous Anus Zone
Johny: ( about Rob's imaginary Sonic level) I don't wanna hear this.
Rob: Why not, John? It's such a good idea.
Johny: It's a terrible idea.
Rob: ( chuckles) I'm gonna write to Sonic Team and tell them to put it in the next game.
Johny: I'm sure they have better ideas than that.
When Mr. T comes out of nowhere startling Rob right after Johny says "Fool's gold."
Mr. T: GRR! Oh, I'm sorry, did I scare you?
Rob: Shit, man, I told you not to do that!
Mr. T: Sorry 'bout that.
Rob: I hate it when people do that.
"You never have a good idea." "BLASPHEMY!"
"If it's not a teenybopper movie with vampires in it for the hell of it... IT'S A TEENYBOPPER MOVIE WITH VAMPIRES IN IT FOR THE HELL OF IT!!"
"STOP SQUEALING EVERY TIME A PENIS WALKS ON THE SCREEN!! JESUS!"
: I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dange— (
) I'm a pretty vampire, shut up!
Rob: WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS SHIT?!
Adrian: I hope this could be better.
"Glitter skin, glitter skin!" "I HATE GLITTER!!"
Rob: SHOOT ME NOOOOW!!!
Adrian: Uh, sorry, I forgot my gun.
Rob: Of course you did!
Fangirl: Oh my god, I'm gonna go see Twilight! TV said it's gonna be awesome! WOO!
Rob: Hey, let me save you both the trouble - EVERYONE DIES, THAT'S THE SURPRISE ENDING!!
Don't Sleep, Robby!
Johny trying to connect to the internet. "I said you'll never let me down!...STOP LETTING ME DOWN!"
"Gotta get on a good schedule, John. On a good schedule I gotta get. Good schedule I gotta get on a." "You're scaring me, Rob." "Fear is the devil's matchmaker, John."
Max: Canadian, eh? Johny? Eh, eh? You're trying to mock my country, John? We got botch hands, that means it isn't better!
Johny: I said "uh". Uh! Like the bad beat machine I am.
: Beat machine? Pff. You never played
When Johny happily snuggles himself on Rob's bed, pretending to sleep.
Johny: But Rob, sleeping is good! Good sleep!
jumps onto Rob's bed and cuddles himself)
Johny: Ah, this bed is so comfy! Oh yeah, it's such a comfy bed!
Max: You're enjoying yourself there, Johny?
Johny: Oh yeah, the pillow, the pillow! Feels so good to be so sleep!
"I'll be back!" " To the future." ( ) "God dammit."
Beat "All the effort wasted? DAMMIT! AAH! ( ) Dammit, who put my stereo here?!"
Max: Ooh, sounds important, should I be writing this down?
Rob: You haven't been??
Johny: You were sleeping!
Rob: Nah, I was zoning out again.
Johny: Sleeping, I said!
" EXCITE BIKE, BITCH!! WHAT? WHAT?! "
WHAT?!! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! After Rob wakes up from his dream:
Rob: You know what makes for a terrible pillow? The laptop keyboard. Especially one this fucking hot.
When Rob realizes he accidentally stepped in the burrito. "Ah, dammit, I forgot my feet were dirty from the burrito! Ah, gross, it's all over the carpet!"
: Haha! I finally found the perfect way to make Rob go to sleep! More perfect - wait a minute! I said this already! That exact line! This has all happened before, I swear it! Dammit, screw this, this déjà vu shit's freaking me out! Time for me to go crawl on the fetal position on my bed!
Why am I in this closet when I plot, anyways?
When Johny sees Rob finally going to sleep at the end. "FINALLY!" (Whap!) "Dammit!"