History Funny / SharkTale

* Frankie starts humming the ''Film/{{Jaws}}'', to Lenny's disapproval

** This is actually a TruthInTelevision--jellyfish can't actually sting themselves or other jellyfish of the same and/or similar species.

--> '''Oscar''': Hi, I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have ''no idea...'' [''beatbox''] Welcome to my crib! The good life the way the other half lives! Check it out! I've got my 60 inch black screen TV with 6 speaker surround! CD! DVD! Playstation, and a 8-track player for when you're feelin' just a little [''beat boxes''] Ol' School! [''laughs''] 'cause even a superstar Mack Daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities!\\

'''Oscar''': Crazy Joe, that's a billboard\\

'''Oscar :''' No, no, ''sorry'' is when you step on someone's fin in the movie theater. Yeah that's sorry. ''Sorry'' is when you say, "Hey, when's the baby due?" Then it just turns out the person's just FAT! This is as ''far away from sorry'' as you can ''possibly'' get!

* Oscar does a horrible remix of Three little Birds and Ernie the jellyfish zaps him "That's not the way you sing that song man."

-->'''Ernie''': Whale Wash. You get a whale of a wash, and the price... ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption OH, MY GOSH!]]''\\

'''Crazy Joe''': You live in a ''billboard''? And they call ''me'' crazy! (''floats away on umbrella, cackling insanely'')

* Angie's first scene is pretty funny itself in the middle of her doodling her love for Oscar and focusing on her whale client
-->'''Angie''': Good morning. May I help you?\\
'''Whale''': One wash and mouth please.\\
'''Angie''': Hot wax?\\
'''Whale''': Please\\
'''Angie''': Kelp Scrape. We're having special whaddya say?\\
'''Whale''': Why not? It's mating season and I'm feelin' lucky!\\
''(Whale leaves; Phone rings)''\\
'''Angie''': Whale of the wash and the price... (''blissful sigh'') Oh, my gosh. (''camera pans to Angie doodling her crush on Oscar'') May I suggest a barnacle peel? Removes lines and salt damage. Good
** Then when Oscar enters
-->'''Oscar''':Hey, Ang,\\
'''Angie''': OH MY GOSH! (''quickly hides her secret paper'') Hi Oscar!\\
'''Oscar''': Thanks for covering for me (''over phone'') Angie needs to get her freak on! Please hold for one moment. Thanks doll!\\
'''Angie''': Oscar!\\
'''Oscar''': C'mon, Ang! Dance with me, mama! "tomorrow I'll be rich!\\
'''Angie''': Oscar! You're gonna get me fired!\\
'''Oscar''': You? Fired? (scoffs) That can't happen, 'cause then I'd have absolutely NO reason to come to work.\\
'''Angie''': (sheepishly) Oh you don't mean that. \\
'''Oscar''': 'Course I do. You're like my best friend.\\
(''Angie gasps; then when Oscar's not looking, dramatically pretends to jab herself in the heart with her pen'')
*** Bonus points for when Oscar turns back to her, she quickly hides the pen with a sheepish giggle

* At the Sit-down, Oscar suddenly begins laughing hysterically with all the sharks looking at him. Soon Lenny and Sykes join the laughing. Then ''Luca'' joins the laughing for no reason whatsoever.
-->'''Don Lino:''' ''([[BeQuietNudge elbows him hard]])'' What's so funny?\\
'''Luca''': Ow!

* When Lenny reveals that Don Lino's his dad, it makes Oscar realize in horror that the dead shark was Don Lino's other son.
-->'''Lenny''': Gee, if Pop knew that, he'd ice you for sure.\\
'''Oscar''': [''chuckles''] "Ice?" What's he, the Godfather or somethin'?\\
'''Lenny''': Yeah.\\
'''Oscar''': [''still chuckling''] Whaddya mean "Yeah?"\\
'''Lenny''': Yeah, he is.\\
'''Oscar''': (''[[OhCrap gulps]]'')

* Shortly after Frankie dies, Ernie and Bernie come across Oscar making karate moves against him, until Oscar whacks Bernie in the eye. [[ReactiveContinuousScream Oscar screams and Ernie and Bernie scream back.]] It becomes even funnier when Oscar screams again and Ernie and Bernie also scream again and cling to each other this time.

* The Shrimp who Lino tried to get Lenny to eat gets his revenge on the Mob Boss. It crosses as an both a funny moment and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

'''Worker Pontrelli''': Oh Oscar stop your moaning! [[{{TemptingFate}} It could be a lot worse.]]]\\

-->'''Angie''' (''suddenly appears at the storage room door''): Hello, Oscar!\\
'''Oscar'''(nervously): [[OhCrap Angie! Hey! W-what are you doin' here?]]\\

(''Oscar stammers'')\\
'''Angie''': Forgot something like... [''slams the door, revealing Lenny behind it']...your '''shark?'''''\\

** : Speaking of post climaxes; [[spoiler: After being subdued in Whale Washing equiptment, face to face with Lenny, who was also subdued in equipment by Oscar (by accident though), a giant toothbrush pops out of nowhere and brushes Lino's teeth. The Headphone Guy fish then puts a mint on Lino's nose, who quickly blows it away]]

'''Angie''': Whale of the wash and the price... (''blissful sigh'') Oh, my gosh. (''camera pans to Angie doodling her crush on Oscar'') May I suggest a barnacle peel? Removes lines and shalt damage. Good

-->'''Sykes''': ''We're gonna party like it's your birthday...''\\
(''Suddenly hear a thudding sound and see Lola whacking Oscar against the windows *Thunk!* *Thunk!* *Thunk!*'')\\
'''Sykes''': Ha! Young Love! (''he and the other partygoers laugh'')\\
[''Lola slams Oscar one more time and sulks away. Oscar slowly slides down, his saliva leaving an impression of a heart implanted on the window'']

-->'''Ernie''': Whale Wash. You get a whale of a wash, and the price-- ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption OH, MY GOSH!]]''\\

'''Angie''': Whale of the wash and the price...(''blissful sigh'') oh my gosh. (''camera pans to Angie doodling her crush on Oscar'') May I suggest a barnacle peel? Removes lines and shalt damage. Good

-->'''Ernie''': "Whale Wash: You get a whale of a wash, and the price-- ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption OH, MY GOSH!]]''"\\

* Frankie starts humming the ''Film/{{Jaws}}'', to Lenny's dissaproval

'''Sykes:''' For the last time, it's "Whale Wash: You get a whale of a wash, and the price - Oh my gosh"!\\

-->'''Ernie''': "Whale Wash: You get a whale of a wash, and the price-- ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption OH MY GOSH!]]''"\\

'''Luca''': Hi, How ya doin? I'll have a pie with everything on it: anchovies, meatballs, mushrooms--\\

-->''(Lenny accidentally eats Oscar)''\\

-->''(Oscar makes a show of forcing Lenny's mouth open)''\\

'''Luca:''': Oh! Uh...Hi, Boss! [[WhatAnIdiot What are you doin' workin' at the pizza joint?]]\\

'''Sykes''': They're gonna write songs about you kid. ♪''Oh, the shark bites''♪\\

'''Oscar''': Right back at me eh? Little smart mouth? Now I'm on my way and y'all stay outta trouble. (''turns back to the graffiti'') And ''clean that stuff up!''\\

'''Oscar''': (''gasps in horror; They've spray-painted the billboard with a pic of him being devoured by a shark bursting through the penthouse floor'')\\

*** bonus points for when Oscar turns back to her, she quickly hides the pen with a sheepish giggle

'''Sykes''': C'mon, now, who's your puff daddy, huh? Takes care of you? Huh? (''Sykes turns to Ernie and Bernie playing the Sharkslayer video game'') C'mon, you two. We've got work to do. (''turns off the TV'')\\

(''Oscar unsuccessfully tries to get Sykes' attention as he makes his way to the elevator'')\\

'''Oscar''': (''sobbing'') Stop singing! I'm begging you!\\
'''Sykes''': ♪''And then Oscar kicks his butt''♪ (''the elevator closes in Oscar's face'')\\

'''Lino''': Oh... My guys are comin' for ya, Sharkslayer! They're gonna tear you '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FIN FROM FIN!]]''''' (''slams the phone down'')

* A horrified Oscar is desperately trying to get Sykes who's on the phone with Lino to hang up, [[IDoNotSpeakNonVerbal every subtle attempt which Sykes misinterprets]], until Oscar finally screams it out.

'''Sykes:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey! That's good! I like that!]] [''over phone''] [[InsultMisfire Shut up, Lino! Ha! SHUT UP!]] (''Oscar groans'') Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.\\

'''Lino''': ''GET OFF THE PHONE!''\\

'''Lino''': [''sighs''] ...My guys are comin' for ya, Sharkslayer! They're gonna tear you FIN FROM FIN!!! (''slams the phone down'')

''(Lenny accidentally eats Oscar)''\\
'''Sykes:''' Turn off your TV, turn off your TV!
''(Oscar makes a show of forcing Lenny's mouth open)''\\
'''Sykes:''' Turn your TV back on! What are you doin' turnin' your TV off?! Turn it on!

-->''(Lenny accidentally eats Oscar)''\\
-->'''Sykes:''' Turn off your TV, turn off your TV!
-->''(Oscar makes a show of forcing Lenny's mouth open)''\\
-->'''Sykes:''' Turn your TV back on! What are you doin' turnin' your TV off?! Turn it on!

-->'''Sykes:''' Do you realize how huge my client is? Turn on your tv right now!

-->'''Sykes:''' Turn off your tv, turn off your tv!

-->'''Sykes:''' Turn your tv back on! What are you doin turnin your tv off?! Turn it on!