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[[AC: Hong Kong]]

-->'''Player character''': Yes, but that's beside the point.

* In one of the new missions of ''Director's Cut'', you can help out an insane scientist, who later helps you [[spoiler:by blaring a cheesy fantasy TV show on loudspeakers, while summoning drones to help you against some corporate goons.]]

-->'''Philip Rex''': The hidden knowledge of Titonius Rex's victory is mine, and I will be a better ruler for it! And also, I have sugary snacks!

** If Blitz is brought along, the player can even set it up so that Phil finally gets to see the series finale.

--> '''Dietrich:''' I was the front man for a punk band, boss... Fuck no, I can't sing.

** If Blitz is brought along, the player can even set it up so that Phil finally gets to see the series finale.

*** If Blitz is brought along, the player can even set it up so that Phil finally gets to see the series finale.

-->'''Eiger''': Please make this stop.

* In one of the new missions of ''Director's Cut'', you can help out an insane scientist, who later helps you [[spoiler:by blaring a cheesy fantasy TV show on loudspeakers, while summoning drones to help you against some corporate goons.]]

--> '''[[spoiler:Aljernon:]]''' [[spoiler:No.]]

--> '''[[spoiler:Aljernon:]]''' [[spoiler:No.]]
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!Dead Man's Blues

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[[folder:Dead Man's Blues]]

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[[folder:Dragonfall]]

* When talking to Dietrich about his past in a band, you can ask him if he can sing. His response?
--> '''Dietrich:''' I was the front man for a punk band, boss... Fuck no, I can't sing.

* During the penultimate mission of ''Dragonfall'', one of the local gang leaders accosts you, demanding your help in exchange for his giving you a part needed to get into the basement. He'll ask why you need to get in there anyway, and after the obligatory YouWouldntBelieveMeIfIToldYou exchange, you have the option to tell him the truth: [[spoiler:you're trying to find the remote killswitch to an honest-to-god AI so that you can rescue a scientist that's supposed to be long dead from a Great Dragon that's also supposed to be long dead.]] [[CassandraTruth You're right: he doesn't believe you.]]
* After the final ''Dragonfall'' mission, you can speak to [[spoiler:Aljernon]] in the street outside his magic shop. After spending the entire campaign putting up with his cryptic speech, you finally get this exchange:

--> '''[[spoiler:Aljernon:]]''' [[spoiler:No.]]

* After the final Dragonfall mission, you can speak to [[spoiler:Aljernon]] in the street outside his magic shop. After spending the entire campaign putting up with his cryptic speech, you finally get this exchange:

* At one point in the job where you [[spoiler:retrieve the MKVI]], you have to search the desk a secretary who's screwing her boss. In addition to the passcode you need to proceed, your character learns at least three new euphemisms for "sex in the maintenance closet".

* Late in the game Blitz reveals that [[spoiler:Dante, a hell hound, humped his leg.]]

--> "''I was the front man for a punk band, boss.''"
--> ''({{beat}}''
--> "''Fuck no, I can't sing.''"

--> "I was the front man for a punk band, boss."
--> {{Beat}}
--> "Fuck no, I can't sing."

* When you meet up with Eiger after [[spoiler: the BigBad forces attempted to ambush you on the subway.]]
--> PC: "Eiger you're covered in blood!"
--> [[ComicallySerious Eiger]]: "Not mine. Bastard caught me as I was reloading. [[ManBitesMan Had to bite out his throat.]]
* Late in the game Blitz reveals that [[spoiler: Dante, a hell hound, humped his leg.]]

--> [[ComicallySerious Eiger]]: "Not mine. Bastard caught me as I was reloading. [[ManBitesMan Had to bite out his throat.]]

--> "[[AmnesiacHero Bad memory]]. [[WakingUpAtTheMorgue Poor sleep habits]]. [[PreviousPlayerCharacterCameo Knows the game like no one else]]."

* When you get caught by McKlusky when sneaking out of [[spoiler: Telestrian Industries.]]
--> "Why McKlusky. It's a fine day for police corruption isn't it?"