History Funny / ShackTactical

--> '''A YouTube comment''': So the pilot did carry through on his threat to [[spoiler: replace his chute with silverware]].

* Chris (Cha)'s hilarious death in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znv6Cf4IKgE Uh, Chris?]]'' is another case that has to be seen to believed.

** For example, the video starts off with Dslyecxi piloting a helicopter with a squad full of Shackers into a war torn city. The helo is hit by anti aircraft fire on the way in, but because [[AcePilot Dslyecxi]] is piloting, they land safely. However, within seconds of them landing an artillery shell comes down directly on the helicopter, killing the half of the squad that didn't immediately run away from it at top speed. Cue all the incredulous survivors and spectators alike crying out "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!" It was at moment that they knew that ThisIsGonnaSuck.

** For example, the video starts off with Dslyecxi piloting a helicopter with a squad full of Shackers into a war torn city. The helo is hit by anti aircraft fire on the way in, but because [[AcePilot Dslyecxi]] is piloting, they land safely. However, within seconds of them landing an artillery shell comes down directly on the helicopter, killing the half of the squad that didn't immediately run away from it at top speed. Cue all the incredulous survivors and spectators alike crying out "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!" and "ThisIsGonnaSuck."

'''Ranger:''' Well, we didn't vote for you, so...

** But the king is definitely what happens to Hunter. Dslyecxi and Claymore find Hunter wounded and unconscious, so Dsylecxi tries to drag Hunter to safety while Claymore watches. Claymore gets killed, leading to Dslyecxi hiding and hoping the enemy misses him. They do... but ''literally'' within two seconds of Hunter regaining consciousness on his own he is spotted and shot in the head by the enemy. (This results in a sequence where Hunter raises his head from the ground, starts to do an animation, gets shot, and then just lies back down in the exact same position and spot, as though he'd never woken up at all.) [[TisOnlyABulletInTheBrain Somehow Hunter survives that]], and wakes up again, this time staying conscious for a whole ''ten'' seconds or so before the AI shoots him again, this time in the leg, and he passes out ''again''. Somehow both of them make it out, the only survivors of the mission besides one guy who stayed behind to watch the boat.

-->'''Blackdragon:''' ... [[MillionToOneChance I can't believe that just happened]].

-->'''Blackdragon:''' ... [[MillionToOneChance I cannot believe that happened]].

* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOcWnA0FK5c Sacrifice Kevb0]]'', before the group starts the mission, they take a minute to go into a church and pray. No words can do justice to the result.

** But the king is definitely what happens to Hunter. Dslyecxi and Claymore find Hunter wounded and unconscious, so Dsylecxi tries to drag Hunter to safety while Claymore watches. Claymore gets killed, leading to Dslyecxi hiding and hoping the enemy misses him. They do... but ''literally'' within two seconds of Hunter regaining consciousness on his own he is spotted and shot in the head by the enemy. (This results in a sequence where Hunter raises his head from the ground, starts to do an animation, gets shot, and then just lies back down in the exact same position and spot, as though he'd never woken up at all.) [[TisOnlyABulletInTheBrain Somehow Hunter survives that]], and wakes up again, this time staying conscious for a whole ''ten'' seconds or so before the AI shoots him again, this time in the leg, and he passes out ''again''. Somehow both of them make it out, the only survivors of the mission besides one guy who stayed behind to watch the boat.

** For example, the video starts off with Dslyecxi piloting a helicopter with a squad full of Shackers into a war torn city. The helo is hit by anti aircraft fire on the way on, but because Dslyecxi is piloting, they land safely. However, within seconds of them landing an artillery shell comes down directly on the helicopter, killing the half of the squad that didn't immediately run away from it at top speed. Cue all the incredulous survivors and spectators alike crying out "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!" and "ThisIsGonnaSuck."
** Later "highlights" include incidents like a pair of machine gunners unloading their entire clips at a single target, (about 100 rounds apiece) complete with Rambo shouting, before they're sure that they've killed him, Claymore frantically trying to kill a Russian with a pistol, only for the Russian to completely NoSell it due to his body armor until another Shacker shoots the Russian with his rifle, instantly killing the guy, and a prone player getting up to a crouch despite another player behind them being in the middle of shooting, putting the player who had been prone [[TooDumbToLive directly in the life of fire]] and getting a bullet to the back of the neck as a result.

---> '''Kilroy:''' Help! This man needs a plastic surgeon!!

* The entire video ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqovSKwxoZE UN Sleepover]]''. Kilroy is the leader of a three-man U.N. team that has been severely injured in a convoy ambush in [[{{Qurac}} Aliabad]]. Protected by the [[PrivateMilitaryContractors PMCs]] that accompanied them in the convoy, the U.N. soldiers must wait for extract by the U.S. Marines. The situation quickly degenerates into a complete farce, continues with a BigLippedAlligatorMoment involving a DeliberateInjuryGambit, and ends with [[spoiler: Dslyecxi brazenly driving right up to the Marines' regrouping point and killing several of them]].

'''Bobik:''' That seems kind of unfair. What if they want to hit each other?\\

'''Doubleumc:''' It's like "Radio Direction and Finding", except you know where the fuck they are.

'''Doubleumc:''' It's like "Radio Direction and Finding", except you know where the fuck they are.

'''Doubleumc:''' It's like "Radio Direction and Finding", except you know where the fuck they are.
** Later, during the [[spoiler: napalm attack]]:
---> '''Kilroy:''' [Wakes up] Where's Bobik?
'''Soldier:''' He's extra crispy. Deal with it.

'''Doubleumc:''' It's like "Radio Direction and Finding", except you know where the fuck they are.

'''Doubleumc:''' Look, what two choppers do between themselves should be kept civil in a public environment. This is a public environment.

'''Doubleumc:''' Look, what two choppers do between themselves should be kept civil, in a public environment. This is a public environment.\\

'''Bobik:''' What's wrong with choppers hitting each other? Is it ''wrong'' for two choppers to hit each other?
'''Doubleumc:''' Yes. It's very wrong. They should only love each other.
'''Bobik:''' That seems kind of unfair. What if they want to hit each other?
'''Doubleumc:''' Look, what two choppers do between themselves should be kept civil, in a public environment. This is a public environment.

'''Doubleumc:''' For emergencies.

-->'''Beagle''': "Uh... This is, ah... 11-Buckshot. We need a paramedic for an officer up... in the air... and then he came down."

'''Doubleumc:''' You see the one right in the middle of the dashboard? The big one? [[SchmuckBait Don't press that one. That will kill us all.]]\\

-->'''Jamball''': "Why does Nid have little cat ears?"

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XijVGf69Tg BlackDragon is a terrible person.]]'' In this scenario, Black Dragon is a member of a rock and roll band brought into a war torn area to perform for the peacekeepers and try to boost local morale. When an attack begins during the concert, Taconic and his soldiers have to escort the band and others connected to the band, (such as a manger) to safety and evacuate them. Black Dragon, however, decides to troll Taconic by being as big a [[TheMillstone Millstone]] as humanly possible. All Taconic can do is shout at Black Dragon in helpless rage and contemplate whether it would be worth it to fail the mission in return for the opportunity to shoot Black Dragon and shut him up.
-->'''Taconic:''' Black Dragon, I will shoot you in your fucking legs and carry you if you don't move south right now!\\
'''Black Dragon:''' You can't shoot me, I'm your objective!

** Imagine what's going on in peacekeepers' head when [[spoiler:Europe[='s=] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&ab_channel=EuropeVEVO The Final Countdown]]'']]. starts playing during a firefight.

** Eventually the peacekeepers have to defend the concert set to the tune of [[spoiler:Europe[='s=] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&ab_channel=EuropeVEVO The Final Countdown]]'']]. It's a wonder they haven't left the band to their deaths...

** Eventually the peacekeepers have to defend the concert set to the tune of [[spoiler:Europe[='s=] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&ab_channel=EuropeVEVO The Final Countdown]]'']].

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XijVGf69Tg BlackDragon is a terrible person.]]'' In this scenario, Black Dragon is a member of a rock and roll band brought into a war torn area to perform for the peacekeepers and try to boost local morale. When an attack begins during the concert, Taconic and his soldiers have to escort the band and others connected to the band, (such as a manger) to safety and evacuate them. Black Dragon, however, decides to troll Taconic by role playing as a CloudCuckoolander[=/=]AddledAddict of a musician who tries to "[[StopHelpingMe help]]" by doing things like declaring that he can use the power of music and dance to befriend the enemy, (so he stands up in the open dancing and calling out to the enemy trying to kill them) or grabbing a gun and firing wildly while they're trying to sneak away, and generally being an insufferable [[TheMillstone Millstone]]. All Taconic can do is shout at Black Dragon in helpless rage and contemplate whether it would be worth it to fail the mission in return for the opportunity to shoot Black Dragon and shut him up.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XijVGf69Tg BlackDragon is a terrible person.]]''