History Funny / ScrewAttack

* "When [[VideoGame/MetroidPrime this game]] was first announced, we thought it was going to '''[[UsefulNotes/PlayStation3 suck]]'''. [[AndYouThoughtItWouldFail How wrong we were. How wrong we were.]]"
** The [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation3 PS3]] [[ButtMonkey never catches a break]] at Screwattack, even when it gets the special treatment. The 2007 edition of their ''Top Ten [=PS3=] Exclusives'' had no number ten, nine, or eight spot. Speaking of that list:

** #2... ''(footage from ''Film/BatmanVsSuperman'')'' [[{{Troll}} Ha-haaaa yeah]]... just kidding, it's ''Film/Catwoman2004''.

* "I love ''[[VideoGame/SpecialCyberneticAttackTeam S.C.A.T.]]''!..... shut up."
* When reviewing ''Wrestlemania 2000'' for the N64, Craig admitted to liking pro wrestling and described it as a "glorified male soap opera with dudes touching each other in no way a man should ever do", which is accompanied by a pic of a wrestler's head in another wrestler's tights during a piledriver.
** The ending:
--> '''Craig''': Hey, and a big thanks to you, GT users, you guys have been pretty cool over the last month, and we've got some stuff squared away. With the exception of ''one'' man: drewcrey2? [[labelnote:His message board comment]]dude fuck screwattack if they gave a shit about the fans (which they don't) they would have updated the vault already. There's no excuse for a month of nothing when all they do is play video games. Fucking douche bags.[[/labelnote]] Ya candy-ass Jabroni talkin' smack out of your ass about how we don't love our millions? You don't know ''crap''! [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson If ya smelelelelelelll.... what Craig... is cookin'.]]
* [[RunningGag "TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"]]
* When reviewing ''Super Troll Islands'', the famous "OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!!" audio clip from ''Film/{{Troll2}}'' makes an appearance when the character eats an enemy.
* "[[VideoGame/{{BOB}} B.O.B.]]'s great just the way he is: As a horny little robot with a lot of guns lookin' for some poon."

* ''TMNT: Fall of the Foot Clan'': Nick observing that one of the Turtles is trying to cop a feel off April in a cutscene. A pervy grin is photoshopped to the Turtle for added effect.

* When reviewing ''Super Tennis'', Craig said this game had one of the longest password screens in any video game, and said not to complain about other games' long passwords ever again: "Otherwise, Phil will find you... and kill you. ''(long silent {{Beat}})'' And that's ''Super Tennis''!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bIh882dYo&t=1m50s Craig making fun of Christian Bale's Batman voice]] at the end of the ''VideoGame/AeroTheAcroBat'' Video Game Vault.

* In the ''Video Game Vault'' for ''VideoGame/{{Rayman}}'':
--> '''Craig''': [[NoodleIncident Other than that time]] [[TooMuchInformation with the cheap Chinese whore in Beijing]], ''Rayman'' is just about as much fun as I've had with somebody who has no arms, legs, or any other limbs that connects to the body.

* In the "Video Game Vault" for ''Contra Force'', Tom said the game makes him want to dry heave. Cue a home video clip of a rather large woman gagging.
* In Craig's re-review of ''Asterix'' on Genesis, he did a total 180 of his opinion of it as a sarcastic TakeThat to the viewers who bashed him for criticizing the game. Of particular note, he said if you don't like the game, ''fuck yourselves''.

* The Video Game Vault of ''Crazy Balloon'' had Jose going against the grain and saying, "It's not that good. I don't know what they're talkin' about." Followed by Craig ''punching Jose in the chest from off camera.''
--> '''Jose''': Ah! My titty! Okay, dude, it's good.

* "I love ''[[VideoGame/SCATSpecialCyberneticAttackTeam S.C.A.T.]]''!..... shut up."

'''Voiceover!Craig''': Yeah. ''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Residence:]]'' ''Fall of Man'' was a good game... [--jackass.--]

** ''(when discussing ''Film/GreenLantern'')'' But hey, maybe the reboot will be better. ''(camera zooms in on "Film/ManOfSteel'' scribe" in an article)'' ''(stifles laughter)''

* In the Top 10 Cartoon Games, ''VideoGame/DuckTales'' was the #3 spot, and Craig said "I wanna hump Scrooge [=McDuck=]!"

** #2... ''(footage from ''Film/BatmanVsSuperman'')'' [[{{Troll}} Ha-haaaa yeah]]... just kidding, it's ''Film/{{Catwoman}}''.