Funny: ScrewAttack

  • During the Mario Party 2 game shown between Jared, Chad, Lauren and Sam, Chad spends most of the game being unable to get a star but having over 150 coins. Cue the last ten turns, and Chad suddenly moves from having no stars, to having six, ultimately placing him in first at that point. Jared's reaction (Jared had spent most of the match trash talking Chad and was bumped down to last place during those turns) , along with the chat room's reactions, was priceless.
  • "When this game was first announced, we thought it was going to suck. How wrong we were. How wrong we were."
    • The PS3 never catches a break at Screwattack, even when it gets the special treatment. The 2007 edition of their Top Ten PS3 Exclusives had no number ten, nine, or eight spot. Speaking of that list:
      Voiceover!Craig: Resistance had people STOKED about getting the game... even if they didn't know what they were buying.
      Craig (at the PS3 launch): So, what games are you gonna get?
      Customer: I'm going to get one that's called Residence: Fall of Man.
      Voiceover!Craig: Yeah. Residence: Fall of Man was a good game... jackass.
  • In "Top 10 Worst Mortal Kombat Characters", calling Kobra "a generic white guy".
  • In theTop 10 WORST Zelda Bosses Number 5 is Twilit Fossil Stallord from Twilight Princess's spinoff Link's Crossbow Training. How do you beat the boss in this spinoff? Shooting his hand. Gee, Nintendo has never done a boss like this one before.
  • "I love S.C.A.T.!..... shut up."
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