Funny: ScrewAttack

  • During the Mario Party 2 game shown between Jared, Chad, Lauren and Sam, Chad spends most of the game being unable to get a star but having over 150 coins. Cue the last ten turns, and Chad suddenly moves from having no stars, to having six, ultimately placing him in first at that point. Jared's reaction (Jared had spent most of the match trash talking Chad and was bumped down to last place during those turns) , along with the chat room's reactions, was priceless.
  • "When this game was first announced, we thought it was going to suck. How wrong we were. How wrong we were."
    • The PS3 never catches a break at Screwattack, even when it gets the special treatment. The 2007 edition of their Top Ten PS3 Exclusives had no number ten, nine, or eight spot. Speaking of that list:
      Voiceover!Craig: Resistance had people STOKED about getting the game... even if they didn't know what they were buying.
      Craig (at the PS3 launch): So, what games are you gonna get?
      Customer: I'm going to get one that's called Residence: Fall of Man.
      Voiceover!Craig: Yeah. Residence: Fall of Man was a good game... jackass.
  • In "Top 10 Worst Mortal Kombat Characters", during the recap segment, calling Kobra not by name but labeling him "a generic white guy".note 
    • His baffled reaction to Motaro being turned into a two-legged creature, thus taking away his main notable visual trait. "Centaur -> Two-Legman! What the hell?!"
  • The infamous 1 coin win on Mario Party 1 during the 6th anniversary.
  • In theTop 10 WORST Zelda Bosses Number 5 is Twilit Fossil Stallord from Twilight Princess's spinoff Link's Crossbow Training. How do you beat the boss in this spinoff? Shooting his hand. Gee, Nintendo has never done a boss like this one before.
  • "I love S.C.A.T.!..... shut up."
  • When reviewing Wrestlemania 2000 for the N64, Craig admitted to liking pro wrestling and described it as a "glorified male soap opera with dudes touching each other in no way a man should ever do", which is accompanied by a pic of a wrestler's head in another wrestler's tights during a piledriver.
    • The ending:
    Craig: Hey, and a big thanks to you, GT users, you guys have been pretty cool over the last month, and we've got some stuff squared away. With the exception of one man: drewcrey2? His message board comment  Ya candy-ass Jabroni talkin' smack out of your ass about how we don't love our millions? You don't know crap! If ya smelelelelelelll.... what Craig... is cookin'.
  • "TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"
  • When reviewing Super Troll Islands, the famous "OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!!" audio clip from Troll2 makes an appearance when the character eats an enemy.
  • "B.O.B.'s great just the way he is: As a horny little robot with a lot of guns lookin' for some poon."
  • The "Top 10 Worst Water Levels" video got some criticism for its inclusion of Hydro City from Sonic 3, but the two times when Sonic almost runs out of air, only to grab a bubble right before death, are pretty funny.
    Craig: ...You're kiddin' me!
  • "Top 10 Boomsticks". The entire thing, but note for the start where Boomstick takes control.
  • In "Top 10 Mortal Kombat Fatalities", Cyrax repeatedly slamming the opponent on the ground, with commentary by Craig: "Where's my money? Gimme my money, bitch! Where's my money?!"
    • Darrius taking out the opponent's ribs and stabbing them into their eyes. Craig re-emphasizes: "Ribs, in eyes. Good show, buddy. Good show."
    • Craig describing Johnny Cage's Groin Attack fatality in Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks:
    Craig: In Shaolin Monks, everyone's favorite movie star takes it to a whole 'nother level by delivering punches and crosses to your Johnson, then takin' time to acknowledge just how bad he is, only to follow up with a little boxing action to your balls, then finish you off with a punch to your goods that is so hard, both legs fly in different directions, leaving your severed upper body hanging in the air momentarily. Absolute genius.
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