History Funny / ScoobyDooWhereAreYou

--->'''Shaggy:''' Ha! [[TemptingFate He won't be getting through]] ''[[TemptingFate that]]'' [[TemptingFate door!]]

-->'''Shaggy:''' Hi, folks. Uncle Happy Time here, once again, with your favorite dog star, King of the Wild Blue Yonder.

--->'''Shaggy:''' Ha! He won't be getting through ''that'' door!

--->'''Shaggy:''' ...And wouldn't you know he comes through the wall?

--> ''Shaggy and Scooby realize what's happening and take off running''

-->''Shaggy'': This has gotta be my imagination, otherwise, I'd be scared stiff!
** Shaggy then asks for his imagination to cut the sandwich in half. The nearby suit of armor drops its axe right onto the sandwich, cutting it perfectly in half. Scooby and Shaggy run away...only for Shaggy to return to pick up the sandwich.

-->'''Shaggy:''' Ha! He won't be getting through ''that'' door!
-->''[The [[UpToEleven entire wall]] the villain's behind lifts up like a curtain.]''
-->'''Shaggy:''' ...And wouldn't you know he comes through the wall?
** Zen Tuo wasn't done being funny either
-->'''Shaggy:''' Don't you know it's illegal to shoot off fireworks and wreck a store room?
-->'''Zen Tuo:''' We will build a new store room!
-->'''Shaggy:''' I wonder who's gonna build a new us?

-->'''Shaggy:''' Oh, why don't I just keep my mouth shut?
-->'''Scooby:''' ''(angrily)'' Yeah!

-->'''Shaggy''': Hi, folks. Uncle Happy Time here, once again, with your favorite dog star, King of the Wild Blue Yonder.
-->'''Scooby''' ''[dressed as a pilot, waving]'': Hi, kiddies!

-->'''Shaggy''': If you don't sign the treaty, Running Dog, we'll take back the trinkets and beads!
-->'''Scooby''': Uh-uh. Indian giver!
-->'''Shaggy''' ''[sticking his finger into Hyde's stomach]'': Then go!
-->''Hyde lifts up the TV''
-->'''Shaggy''' ''[chuckles]'': You know, you ought to get this set fixed!
* In "A Tiki Scare is No Fair", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyra8m6zKAk#t=55s this part.]]
* The OpenSesame moment in "Go Away, Ghost Ship": a hidden warehouse is guarded by a (mechanical) talking skull that demands a password. Fred tries "Sixteen men on a pirate's chest", which doesn't work, Velma tries "Yo ho ho and blow the man down," which doesn't work either. Shaggy tries "Yum yum yum and a liverwurst a la mode" as a joke ''and it does.''

* In "A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts," the vampire tells the gang that they're not welcome in the castle and tells them to leave. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijmCEYWefks Velma tells him to stop that.]]
** The items in the fridge are Pickled Vampire Wings, Werewolf Snacks, and Fried Moonbeams.
** During their trip to the fortune teller, she warns them that they're in danger of "evil forces from the world of the dead" in the mountains. Scooby hides under the tables, being afraid of the werewolves.
-->'''Shaggy''': ''(angrily)'' There are no werewolves, Scooby! You get back here!
* In "Which Witch Is Which", after only finding a voodoo doll of Zeb:
-->'''Fred''': There's only one place to find the answer.
-->'''Shaggy''': [[DidntWantAnAdventure Like in the phone book, I hope]].

* The OpenSesame moment in "Go Away, Ghost Ship": a hidden warehouse is guarded by a (mechanical) talking skull that demands a password. Velma tries "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," which doesn't work. Shaggy tries "Yum yum yum and a liverwurst a la mode" as a joke ''and it does.''

-->''(The [[UpToEleven entire wall]] the villain's behind lifts up like a curtain.)''

* From the Ghost of Elias Kingstone episode.

-->'''Shaggy:''' Him. ''(cut to Shaggy with the monster with its hand on his shoulder)''
* Scooby and Shaggy hiding from Mr. Hyde in a TV in "Nowhere to Hyde".

-->'''Shaggy''': Hi, folks. Uncle Happy Time here, once again, with your favorite dog star, King Of The Wild Blue Yonder.
-->'''Scooby''' ''(dressed as a pilot, waving)'': Hi, kiddies!
-->''Hyde changes the channel. Shaggy and Scooby, dressed as a soldier and a Native American, pop up.''

-->'''Shaggy''' ''(sticking his finger into Hyde's stomach)'': Then go!

-->'''Shaggy''' ''(chuckles)'': You know, you ought to get this set fixed!

-->'''Scooby''' ''(waving)'': Hi, kiddies!

-->'''Shaggy:''' Him. ''(cut to Shaggy with the monster right behind him)''

* From the Creeper episode.

-->'''Shaggy:''' Him. ''(cut to Shaggy with the Creeper right behind him)''

* Shaggy's conversation with a talking skull in, "Hassle in the Castle":
--> '''Shaggy''': Uh-oh. Like, which way did they go?
--> '''[[OracularHead Skull]]''': They went that-a-way.
--> '''Shaggy''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh, thanks man.]]
--> '''Skull''': S'aight.

-->'''Shaggy''': Ha! He won't be getting through ''that'' door!
-->''(The [[UpToEleven entire wall]] the villain's behind lifts up like a curtain)''
-->'''Shaggy''': ...And wouldn't you know he comes through the wall?
* From "A Night of Fright is No Delight", Shaggy takes the Fish's Fish Food for his sandwich, and the snarling sound the fish makes is just hilarious.
* Shaggy and Scooby Doo's barber shop skit in "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Werewolf?"
-->'''Shaggy''' (grabs werewolf's paw): Step right in, sir. No waiting. (places him in barbershop chair) I know, just a light trim, sir. We're all wearing it a bit longer these days!
-->'''Scooby''': Bad nails!
-->'''Shaggy''' (having given the werewolf a [[GagHaircut short, uneven haircut]]): You have a dandruff problem too, sir! (the werewolf begins growling) Something wrong, sir? Scooby, scat!
* '''Shaggy''': Give me liberty, or give me pizza pie.
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--> '''Shaggy''': Give me liberty, or give me pizza pie.

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-->'''Shaggy''' (having given the werewolf a [[GagHaircut short, uneven haircut]]): You have a dandruff problem too, sir!(the werewolf begins growling) Something wrong, sir? Scooby, scat!

-->'''Shaggy''' (having given the werewolf a [[BadHaircut short, uneven haircut]]): You have a dandruff problem too, sir!(the werewolf begins growling) Something wrong, sir? Scooby, scat!

* From the episode "Mystery Mask Mix-Up", Shaggy tries pretending to not be scared to keep the masked figure away. How does he do this? He picks up a stick and draws a line on the floor, daring him to cross it. He does this several times before the figure finally just takes Shaggy's stick and breaks it.