History Funny / SchoolsOutTheMusical

'''Flunky:''' '''I'M A ''CLOWN!!!'''

* The bloopers. [[AnimatedActors Just... the bloopers.]] See [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=PWo3VjNWBsQ here]].

-->'''Wanda:''' But there are extenuating circumstances!
-->'''Cosmo:''' I know this is probably a bad time, but what does "extenuating" mean?
-->'''Jorgen:''' Oh, I'm sorry. '''''HERE IS WHAT IT MEANS!''''' ''(Wanda and Cosmo explode)''

-->'''Jorgen:''' I know you're upset, and also on fire... ''(puts out the flame burning on Cosmo's hair)''

-->'''Flunky:''' Huh, didn't see that turn there...
-->'''Flooky:''' Me neither...
-->'''*beat*'''
-->'''Both:''' ''[[OhCrap OUR BABY!!!]]''
-->'''Flooky:''' ''(understandably furious)'' I thought you said there was no other way!
-->'''Flunky:''' '''I'M A ''CLOWN!!!'''''

-->"I knew I [[{{Irony}} should've finished law school]]!"

'''Happy Peppy Betty:''' But I don't like you like that! [''runs off'']
-->'''Happy Peppy Gary:''' ''(running after her)'' But I ''need'' to be ''held''!
-->'''Flappy Bob:''' ''(running after them both)'' No! She doesn't like you like that!

-->'''Wanda''': Isn't there supposed to be a good cop ''and'' a bad cop?
-->'''Jorgen:''' We had some cutbacks. Now, do you want to stay in fairy jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?
-->'''Wanda''': NO!
-->'''Jorgen:''' ''(flips over a badge he's wearing saying "Bad Cop", with the other side saying "Good Cop")'' Pleeease?
-->'''Wanda:''' ''NO!''
-->'''Jorgen:''' Okay, Good Cop over. ''(flips the badge back)'' '''BLAME COSMO!'''

-->'''Sanderson:''' [[OhCrap Oh]], [[HoldYourHippogriffs smoof]].
-->'''Timmy:''' Y'know, you probably [[CallBack shouldn't've sent him to law school]].
-->'''H.P.:''' You might've thwarted us this time, Turner, but mark my words, our next 37-year plan will not fail. [[TimeDissonance When you're 47, you'll pay.]]

-->'''Wanda:''' Did you get the keys?
-->'''Cosmo:''' Yep. [[WeNeedADistraction "Operation: Distract Jorgen with a stupid, gooey love song"]] works every time!
-->'''Jorgen:''' ''(sobbing uncontrollably as they sneak past him)'' "I saw her, and no other"?! And that part with the fingerprints... Fingers aren't shaped like that! THAT IS LOVE!

* The bloopers. [[AnimatedActors Just... the bloopers.]] See [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhhen3oLPM here]].

* Finally, the special ends with the Pixies forced to drive home again, except this time, they have to use a ''bike''!

-->'''Flooky:''' [''understandably furious''] I thought you said there was no other way!

* The special begins in the 1960's, with the Pixies being forced to ''drive'' home in a crappy car after their latest scheme failed.

--> '''Cosmo''': My stupid pointy hat! It's a crown again! And still not a manly word to be found- [''Jorgen punches Cosmo into the ground''] Wow! That was extenuatingly manly!

--> '''Wanda''': But there are extenuating circumstances!
--> '''Cosmo''': I know this is probably a bad time, but what does "extenuating" mean?
--> '''Jorgen''': Oh, I'm sorry. '''''HERE IS WHAT IT MEANS!''''' [''Wanda and Cosmo explode'']

--> '''Jorgen''': I know you're upset, and also on fire... *puts out the flame burning on Cosmo's hair*

--> '''Flunky''': Huh, didn't see that turn there...
--> '''Flooky''': Me neither...
--> '''*beat*'''
--> '''Both''': ''[[OhCrap OUR BABY!!!]]''
--> '''Flooky:''' [''understandably furious''] I thought you said there was no other way!
--> '''Flunky:''' '''I'M A ''CLOWN!!!'''''

--> '''Mr Crocker''': It's not my problem 'til September 3rd!

--> '''Happy Peppy Gary''': This is scary! Kids are ruling the earth! ''Hold me!''\\
'''Happy Peppy Betty''': But I don't like you like that! [''runs off'']
--> '''Happy Peppy Gary''': [''running after her''] But I ''need'' to be ''held!''
--> '''Flappy Bob''': [''running after them both''] No! She doesn't like you like that!

--> '''Wanda''': Isn't there supposed to be a good cop ''and'' a bad cop?
--> '''Jorgen''': We had some cutbacks. Now, do you want to stay in fairy jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?
--> '''Wanda''': NO!
--> '''Jorgen''': [''flips over a badge he's wearing saying "Bad Cop", with the other side saying "Good Cop"''] Pleeease?
--> '''Wanda''': ''NO!''
--> '''Jorgen''': Okay, Good Cop over. [''flips the badge back''] '''BLAME COSMO!'''

-->'''Sanderson:''' [[OhCrap Oh,]] [[HoldYourHippogriffs Smoof.]]

'''Flappy Bob:''' MOM! DAD! (''hugs them'')\\

-->'''Jorgen:''' [''sobbing uncontrollably as they sneak past him''] "I saw her, and no other"?! And that part with the fingerprints... Fingers aren't shaped like that! THAT IS LOVE!
* The bloopers. [[AnimatedActors Just...the bloopers.]] See [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhhen3oLPM here.]]
* Finally, the special ends with the Pixies forced to drive home again, except this time, they have to use a ''bike!''

'''Flappy Bob's mom:''' Thirty-six years!\\
'''Flappy Bob's dad:''' We even checked the U.S. Congress! [[TakeThat It was full of clowns, but none of them were fun!]]\\

'''Flappy Bob's dad:''' And we'll never lose you again! But if we do, let's all agree to meet in Vegas!

--> '''Clown Dad''': Huh, didn't see that turn there...
--> '''Clown Mom''': Me neither...

--> '''Clown Mom:''' [''understandably furious''] I thought you said there was no other way!
--> '''Clown Dad:''' '''I'M A ''CLOWN!!!'''''

* Jorgen interogating Wanda about the events on Earth.

'''Flappy Bob's dad:''' We even checked the U.S. Congress! [[TakeThat It was full of clowns, but none of them were funny!]]\\

* The bloopers. [[AnimatedActors Just...the bloopers.]] See [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhhen3oLPM here.]]

--> '''Jorgen''': I know you're upset, and also on fire... *puts out the flame burning on Wanda's hair*

* The bloopers. Just...the bloopers. See [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhhen3oLPM here.]]

-->'''Jorgen:''' [''sobbing uncontrollably as they sneak past him''] "I saw her, and no other..." And that part with the fingerprints... Fingers aren't shaped like that! THAT IS LOVE!