History Funny / SaturdayNightLiveSeason42

* A sketch revolving around a family (Vanessa, Kyle, Beck, and Cecily) watching the Macy's Thanksgiving parade up close and personal.. only for the balloons of Literature/{{Madeline}} (Kristen) and [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Woody]] (Mikey) to be non-stop NightmareFuel, seemingly coming to life and stalking the family. Then Bobby appears as [[Literature/{{It}} Pennywise]], an unblinking, grinning Pennywise at that. The three balloons gang up on the family, following them as they move. Then Madeline picks up Creator/KristinChenoweth (portrayed by a doll) and drops her! Beck quips, "So much for [[Theatre/{{Wicked}} defying gravity!]]"

* Another Wrestle Mania promo starring Dwayne and Bobby, though Dwayne's character Koko [=WatchOut=] goes ''way'' below the belt (no pun intended) with some bombshell revelations about Trashyard Mutt, topped off by the revelation that they are actually [[Film/{{Twins}} long-lost twins thanks to a genetic experiment gone awry]], and that Koko is the sperm donor for Mutt's wife... making the child both Koko's nephew and son. The skit ends with Mutt going off-camera to puke and Koko saying his catchphrase, "And that's what the Koko [[ActorAllusion is cooking!]]"

* The cold open features Beck and Kate returning as Jake Tapper and Kellyanne Conway discussing president-elect Trump's newest Cabinet pick - none other than Creator/BryanCranston reprising his [[Series/BreakingBad role]] as [[Characters/BreakingBadUniverseWalterWhite Walter White]]! Turns out, Walt has been picked by Trump to run the DEA of all things, and Walt is delighted as a wall will mean less competition. When Tapper asks if he means competition for jobs, Walt says "SureLetsGoWithThat". He also insists that Trump will make America cook again, and is ready to support the red, white, and lots of blue.

* The cold open features Beck and Kate returning as Jake Tapper and Kellyanne Conway discussing president-elect Trump's newest Cabinet pick - none other than Creator/BryanCranston reprising his [[Series/BreakingBad role]] as [[Characters/BreakingBadWalterWhite Walter White]]! Turns out, Walt has been picked by Trump to run the DEA of all things, and Walt is delighted as a wall will mean less competition. When Tapper asks if he means competition for jobs, Walt says "SureLetsGoWithThat". He also insists that Trump will make America cook again, and is ready to support the red, white, and lots of blue.

-->'''Darnell''': ...well, it was good while it lasted, Doug!

-->'''Kate [=McKinnon=]:''' ...and David Pumpkins is...?
-->'''David Pumpkins:''' His own thing!
-->'''Beck Bennett:''' And the skeletons are...?
-->'''Skeletons:''' ''[[MathematiciansAnswer Part of it]]!''

* Hanks as a stereotypical-looking DeepSouth Trump Supporter from the south showing up for "Black Jeopardy!" whose distrust of the government [[NotSoDifferent are very similar]] to the Black contestants, along with with his surprising love of Creator/TylerPerry movies and preference for a BigBeautifulWoman. He's actually winning at "Black Jeopardy!" up until the Final Jeopardy question "[[FlameWar Lives that Matter]]".

* A sketch on the birth of Jesus has Emma as the overwhelmed Mary moments after the birth of Christ. RealityEnsues when the three wise men arrive and Mary derides her husband for letting them in... then Joseph demands Mary make drinks for the three wise men.

** [[EvenEvilHasStandards The villains present are all repulsed]], just like we are. He calls them out for [[EvilerThanThou going by half-measures]], citing actual torture methods for "where the goalposts are." One RunningGag is Dr. Microknox trying to point out how objectionable the idea is, [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame only for Roy to interpret it as his "getting it"]].

* A skit about a meeting of mad scientists from all over the world ''really'' pushes the envelope, as [[https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4 the villains of the world have a convention]] to showcase their LargeHam, CartoonishSupervillainy devices, showcasing a traditional ShrinkRay and FreezeRay. Then in comes Dwayne's character, a large, lab-coated man with a very meek voice, with his invention.

-->'''Skeletons:''' ''[[MethematiciansAnswer Part of it]]!''

-->'''Beck Bennet''': Yes! Several!

-->'''Skeletons:''' ''Part of it!''

* Three words: David S. Pumpkins.

-->'''Roy''': My name is Roy. And for the most evil invention in the world contest, I invented a [[CrossesTheLineTwice child-molesting robot]].... It's a robot that is designed to molest children. And, uh, I call it Robochomo. You see, it's powered by solar, rechargeable fuel cells and costs pennies to manufacture. And it can - theoretically - uh, molest twice as many children as a human molester in, quite frankly, half the time. So uh... [[GoneHorriblyRight do I win the contest]]?

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o8LVdTvw8c This parody]] of ''Creator/AndersonCooper 360'' has Cooper (Alex Moffat) host a panel about various questionable activities regarding Trump. All the other members of the panel react to each piece of "Breaking News" with the ''exact same wording'' each time, the only differences including everyone sounding progressively more enraged, and Dana Bash (Kristen Wiig) mentioning the previous piece of news as something the current subject "isn't like". Each cycle ends with Trump supporter Kayleigh [=McEnany=] (Kate [=McKinnon=]) asking, "Um, can we just remember that most Americans voted for Trump?" to which Van Jones (Kenan Thompson) responds, "Actually, they didn't, Kayleigh!", eliciting laughter from everyone. When Cooper starts to realize the show has become formulaic, everyone freezes. Two maintenance guys (Mikey Day and Pete Davidson) point him out as a robot who "...was starting to remember", replace him with a Jake Tapper (Beck Bennett) robot, and continue the program as usual. None of the other robots ask where Cooper went, and instead continue spouting their stock phrases, until the ''Westworld'' logo appears.

* Stewart nervously dropping an F-bomb during her monologue, something every long-time viewer of the show knows [[SarcasmMode will go over well with Lorne.]] Stewart even quips that she's probably never coming back now (though at present there's been no announcement of her being blacklisted).

** And then it turns out it was a commercial for White Castle ("We serve anybody!")

** [[EvenEvilHasStandards The villains present are all repulsed]], just like we are. He calls them out for [[EvilerThanThou going by half-measures]], citing actual torture methods for "where the goalposts are." One RunningGag is Dr. Microknox trying to point out how objectionable the idea is, only for Roy to interpret it as his "getting it".

** [[EvenEvilHasStandards The villains present are all repulsed]], just like we are. He calls them out for going by half-measures, citing actual torture methods for "where the goalposts are." And then it turns out it was a commercial for White Castle ("We serve anybody!")

** [[EvenEvilHasStandards The villains present are all repulsed]], just like we are. And then it turns out it was a commercial for White Castle ("We serve anybody!")

* A skit about a meeting of mad scientists from all over the world ''really'' pushes the envelope, as [[https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4 the villains of the world have a convention]] to showcase their LargeHam, CartoonishSupervillainy devices. Then in comes Dwayne's character, a large, lab-coated man with a very meek voice, with his ''[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil child-molesting robot]]''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards The villains present are all repulsed]], just like we are. And then it turns out it was a commercial for White Castle ("We serve anybody!")
-->'''Dwayne''': (''Matter-of-factly'') It's a robot that is designed to molest children. And, uh, I call it Robochomo. You see, it's powered by solar, rechargeable fuel cells and costs pennies to manufacture. And it can - theoretically - uh, molest twice as many children as a human molester in, quite frankly, half the time. So uh... do I win the contest?

* A sketch where Felicity plays a princess cursed by a [[Disney/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]]-esque sorcerer (Kate really hamming it up), and her prince (Beck) promising he will love her no matter what her curse is. The witch reveals that at night, the princess is cursed to gain 15 pounds. The prince is horrified and immediately begins backtracking, even asking if the weight she gains goes all over or [[BreastExpansion to a particular area]]. Sure enough, he books.

* Creator/KateMcKinnon really gets to shine in a ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}''-esque showstopper, depicting Trump's senior adviser (and who many people decry as borderline delusional) Kellyanne Conway's [[IWantSong desire to be famous]] as the reason she's always fighting for Trump. Aside from Kate being one hell of a MsFanservice the entire time, she brings up how the real Conway actually endorsed Ted Cruz a year before the election and claimed Trump was acting unpresidential. Even Jake Tapper (Beck Bennett) joins in on the musical number after a while. Careful viewers will also notice that Kate uses some of the choreography from ''Chicago'', as she mentioned back in "Crucible Cast Party" earlier in the season.

* Another Super Bowl commercial for Totino's Pizza Rolls, where the overworked housewife (Vanessa Bayer) gets some assistance from the lesbian sister (Stewart) of one of the game-watchers... and the [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two women get it on]] - from finger-touching while placing the pizza rolls on an oven tray before stripping and making out on the kitchen table re-enacting ''BlueIsTheWarmestColor'' (even speaking in FRENCH) - while the clueless guys are laser-focused on the game.

* A skit about a meeting of mad scientists from all over the world ''really'' pushes the envelope, as [[https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4 the villains of the world have a convention]] to showcase their LargeHam, CartoonishSupervillainy devices. Then in comes Dwayne's character, an large man with a very meek voice, with his ''[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil child-molesting robot]]''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards The villains present are all repulsed]], just like we are. And then it turns out it was a commercial for White Castle ("We serve anybody!")

* A skit about a meeting of mad scientists from all over the world ''really'' pushes the envelope, as [[https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4 the villains of the world have a convention]] to showcase their LargeHam, CartoonishSupervillainy devices. Then in comes Dwayne's character, with his ''[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil child-molesting robot]]''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards The villains present are all repulsed]], just like we are. And then it turns out it was a commercial for White Castle ("We serve anybody!")