History Funny / SaturdayNightLive2010

** We get a new "Black Jeopardy" sketch, and Drake is not only the light-skinned contestant but deliberately plays up the CanadaEh for this one.

-->'''McKinnon!Hillary:''' I KNOW!!!

* The ''Film/WeekendAtBernies'' digital short in the Creator/RobertDiNiro episode.

* The Creator/ZackGalfianakis episode brings back the "Scared Straight" sketch, which for some reason has Zack as an inmate that has to be restrained just like Hannibal Lecter... until it's revealed that he can get up and walk around whenever he wants. And that muzzle isn't fitting so well over his bushy beard. This time, the movie references inevitably veer into ''Film/TheHangover'':

--->With all due respect to Brangelina, my favourite couple right now is these two, Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy. Look at them! They couldn't look more like a German woman and a Frenchman if they were in a Literature/{{Tintin}} book! It's up to them to hold up the European economy and they're getting no help at all; the next biggest player in the economy is Silvio Berlusconi, and ''he's on trial for sex with hookers'', so [[CrossesTheLineTwice his economic plan is basically "the money's on the dresser".]]

** The monolgue, in which Channing Tatum mentions that he was a stripper before he became an actor -- and points out the former customers he had in the audience, one of which is a man named Leslie (Fred Armisen), who denies ever seeing him. Tatum tries to refresh Leslie's memory by doing his stripper moves -- and Leslie ends up [[IncrediblyLamePun dying happy]]. The kicker: Tatum also recognizes the doctor (played by Andy Samberg) who pronounced Leslie dead as one of his customers.

A hot new trend on Youtube is "milking" where someone pours a whole gallon of milk on their heads; another hot trend is [[TakeThatUs having our asses handed to us by China.]]

--->Oh and it turns out, Creator/JohnnyDepp is ''too big for his house''. ({{beat}}) Yep. That's why they're gonna raise [[IncrediblyLamePun the Depp ceiling.]] (another beat, mild corpsing) [[LampshadeHanging That one's pretty dumb, I know...]]

Hasbro announced plans to add its Cranchise/MyLittlePony toys to the Build-a-Bear Workshop after the success of My Little Pony with adult men who call themselves Bronies; as in "quick, kids, get into the car, I think this guy is a Brony".

*** Addressing the Russian annexation of Ukraine is Kate Mckinnon as Olya Povlatsky, a woman from a remote village that can only be identified as a PlaceWorseThanDeath.

** The showstopper has to be the Vogelchik family sketch, where Andy plays a gay man bringing his boyfriend (Taran Killam) to meet a surprisingly supportive family, which is actually a whole string of surprise guests, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen (the parents), Bill Hader and Paul Rudd (the brothers), with Kate Mckinnon as the great-grandmother. Their supportiveness is made a little clearer as everyone in the family is already in the habit of ''mouth- and tongue-kissing each other'' as a greeting (and ''motorboating'' in the mom's case). The real joke is that [[HypocriticalHumor this family is still apprehensive at the sight of two men kissing on tv during the NFL draft.]] Which is immediately overshadowed when the {{corpsing}} fits start spreading.

** The last sketch is a "Last Call" one with Woody and Kate Mckinnon as the last two people at a singles' bar.

** The ColdOpen cuts to the meat by addressing Deflategate, with Taran Killam as Tom Brady feigning ignorance before foisting the press conference onto one of his inventory managers, played by Bobby Moynihan. At some point Bobby goes into a YouCantHandleTheParody, and all it takes is Kate Mckinnon as one of the reporters grabbing onto the Tom Cruise role to end it.

** ''Celebrity Family Feud'' has Blake AsHimself in a faceoff between ''Series/TheVoice'' and ''Series/AmericanIdol''. With special mention of Kate Mckinnon in a CrosscastRole as Music/KeithUrban.

** The fact that when Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton saunters in playing his sax, McKinnon embraces him and crows "The Clintons are back, baby!" Finally, instead of the long-suffering wife, we have a Hillary that's crazy enough to keep up with Bill.

** McKinnon's Hillary gets to meet Amy Poehler's Hillary in a dream sequence in the Christmas episode. When she tells Poehler!Hillary that they're running against UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, [[MyGodAreYouSerious Poehler hits the floor in shock]] before jumping back up and squeeing.

-->'''Colin:''' Ohio police arrested a woman for stabbing her man because he ate all their salsa. Though you'd be angry too if your boyfriend was [[IncrediblyLamePun "jalapeno"-business.]] (has the nerve to look sheepish over audience reaction)

-->'''Tina:''' Viewers of ''Saturday Night Live'' span several generations, from the baby boomers to Generation X all the way to [[TakeThat whatever you call the little dummies who are livetweeting this right now instead of watching it.]][[note]]What is 'millennials'?[[/note]] Some of the hosts from past episodes as far back as 1975 are with us tonight, including one of the show's original producers, [[TakeThatUs cocaine.]]\\

** They bring back Creator/MikeMyers ''and'' Creator/DanaCarvey for an all new ''Wayne's World'', and do a new Top 10 list that somehow descends into taking potshots at Music/KanyeWest, who's really there that week - along with two security people to make sure he doesn't storm the stage again. (Except when the camera cuts to him too soon, showing he's clearly having a ball.) No. 2 on the list turns out to be Lorne Michaels himself, whereupon Wayne and Garth do their Lorne impressions complete with AGlassOfChianti - except that ''both'' of them sound more like [[Franchise/AustinPowers Dr Evil.]]

'''Colin:''' In his defense, he was in [[IncrediblyLamePun the loading zone.]] (massive audience reaction)

* Host AmySchumer and Vanessa Bayer play two flight attendants who try to do a song and dance number to the Music/SpiceGirls "Wannabe" for the passengers but keep accidentally opening the door and hanging on to the side of the plane off screaming.

*** Speaking of [[IncrediblyLamePun gun control...]]

*** They finally do a segment that could only be possible when Music/TheWeeknd is the musical guest... [[IncrediblyLamePun The Weeknd Update.]][[note]][[BrickJoke Which they do again when he returns for season 42!]][[/note]]

* "First Got Horny 2 U" a Music/BackstreetBoys style parody but with all female members (Cecily Strong, Kate [=McKinnon=], Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant and guest ElizabethBanks) singing about the men who first got them started masturbating when they were younger. Cecily's was Carson Daly, Kate's was Taylor Hanson (who's androgynous look made her realize she was gay), Elizabeth was Mr. Sheffield from ''Series/TheNanny'', Vanessa was [[NightmareFetishist the Menendez Brothers]] and Aidy was Robbie Sinclair from ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}''.

* From the Matthew McConaughey episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2zyjbH9zzA "A Thanksgiving Miracle"]] a filmed sketch where a family arguing over politics and current events is stopped when a little girl plays Music/{{Adele}}'s new song "Hello" and they all suddenly start lip synching to the song. They start to dress like Adele and with hair, makeup, fur coat and walking outside and everything turns black and white like in the "Hello" video.

** A sketch where Ariana plays Chloe, a shy intern at the Tidal music streaming service. The power breaks down and the supervisor(KenanThompson) gets Chloe to quickly fill in as they get the songs back online. Ariana does perfect singing impressions of Music/BritneySpears, Music/{{Shakira}}, Music/{{Rihanna}}, Music/CelineDion, and Music/WhitneyHouston.

** Julia and [=Kate McKinnon=] are a pair of Long Island natives doing an informercial for Huge Jewelry, which is precisely what it says, excessive and trashy. Cecily comes in to model something that might be a better fit on Mr T, as she just barely says that it's "crushing her windpipe". And Aidy is modelling earrings so huge they need ''shoulder braces''.

** For reference, this is the one where the monologue mutates into Joseph's own tribute to ''Film/MagicMike'', complete with Jay, Taran and Bobby, who rips off his top like them only to reveal an identical top. Planted in the audience to glow with awe and adoration at the guys are Aidy, Cecily ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and Kenan]]''. And Nasim, who's joined by Joseph doing that dry-humping thing until she's knocked off her chair (and not in a nice way).

** "Teacher Snow Day". SNL's take on DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster has something for everyone, namely all the actors being cast as teachers, JK Simmons as the headmaster, a massive rowdy party reminiscent of ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet'', [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and the appearance of the Nerf Mega Magnus and Centurion on primetime tv.]]

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced its newest inductees, Music/DonnaSummer, Music/PublicEnemy and Music/{{Rush}}; "Who are those other two?" said fans of any one of them.\\

** Jay Pharaoh as Music/KanyeWest talks about his public apology to {{Music/Beck}} - except he got around the elephant in the living room by remixing his transparent apologies into rap tracks. Special mention must be made of Sasheer Zamata as the backing vocals slash dancer who does so in an even more ridiculous manner.

** They do a parody of ''Film/DeadPoetsSociety'' called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie6LpKOJVf0 "Farewell Mr. Bunting"]]. After all is said and done, the other students look absolutely horrified and shocked, but Beck Bennett's character (who just had a torrent of blood spray directly into his face and mouth) only shows a placid, emotionless ThousandYardStare.

[[OnlyInFlorida A Florida judge ordered a man who had a fight with his wife to take her to dinner at Red Lobster.]] [[ARareSentence Red Lobster: Where people area SENTENCED to dinner.]]\\

** Alec and Abby Elliot are two morning show hosts talking to their reporter (Kristen Wiig) on location in Costa Rica via satellite, and there's a noticeable delay in the transmission, but it gets really ridiculous when the local wildlife starts crawling onto her face, and Alec and Abby are yelling at her for ''a whole minute'' before she notices anything. The anaconda about to swallow her head first takes the cake.

* Creator/GwynethPaltrow's monologue is all about plugging ''Film/CountryStrong'', and despite "extensive research" about country music she fails to recognise Music/KennyRogers (Jason Sudeikis) and messes up "Islands in the Stream" big time - then musical guest Music/CeeLoGreen, who notes that Gwyneth did famously perform one of his songs, ends p throwing her under the bus in favor of finishing the song with Kenny. At the same time, Music/DollyParton (Kristen Wiig) appears but never gets to sing along, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent opting instead to mug at the camera from behind the others.]]

Unprotected sex among young people in France rose by 111% in the last 5 years - [[AcceptableTargets of course in France, unprotected sex means no deodorant.]] (audience laughter includes a noticeable guffaw)\\

'''Amy:''' Well later in the week Fries apologised for his comments. Really Foster, we'd love to accept your apology, but [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything you made a mistake and you're gonna have to live with it for the rest of your life.]] [...] And let's not forget the reason why we need birth control. ''There are too many people!'' [[AcceptableTargets Did you see the opening ceremony of the Chinese Olympics? They were making pyramids out of PEOPLE!]] [...] That should be an advertisement for condoms!\\

'''Seth:''' Research shows that giving teenage girls the HPV vaccine does not encourage them to have sex. [[AcceptableTargets (whiny voice) "Then what does?" asked teenage boys.]]\\

This year the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center stands at 82 feet tall, while [[AcceptableTargets the Rockefeller Menorah fell between the fridge and counter in the break room.]]

Hasbro announced plans to add its Cranchise/MyLittlePony toys to the Build-a-Bear Workshop after the success of My Little Pony with adult men who call themselves Bronies; as in [[AcceptableTargets "quick, kids, get into the car, I think this guy is a Brony"]].

'''Colin:''' Apartment dwellers in Michigan are required to give a sample of their dogs' DNA to help determine which owners are not picking up after their pets. And after the analysis... well this is weird. [[AcceptableTargets It's OJ Simpson.]]\\

** We get a new "Black Jeopardy" sketch, and Drake is not only the ButNotTooBlack contestant but deliberately plays up the CanadaEh for this one.

* Creator/JaneLynch plays the mother of a precocious boy (Andy Samberg) who's somehow set up a talk show in his own home, the New Boyfriend Talk Show, for the express purpose of catching whoever the mother slept with last night by complete surprise (Jason Sudeikis in this case), turning them into the special guest. Jason has to hold back a SpitTake when the boy announces that it's also a MilestoneCelebration of ''100 episodes''. And then the mother mentions that he'd started this show ''4 months ago.'' The cherry on top is the messages from past celebrity guests, like Fred Armisen as [[Music/{{Kiss}} Gene Simmons]], and Kenan as ''Magic Johnson.'' [[FridgeHorror Just let that roll around in your skull for a bit.]]

** The sketch where Jim Carrey and Kate [=McKinnon=] play characters competing for first prize in an Office Costume Contest. The two, dressed up as Maddie Ziegler from Sia's "Chandelier" music video, decide to settle things with a dance-off that results in them prancing through the studio audience (as well as through the other sets from that night's episode).

'''Jim''': Yeah, I guess. Y'know, it's not all fun - sometimes you gotta work with some real jerks! And if there's [[Film/DumbAndDumberToo a sequel]], well, [[InsultFriendlyFire you're kinda stuck with 'em]].

** There's a lovely TakeThat to the Lifetime channel with a gameshow called "What's Wrong With Tanya?", with Bill Hader as the host as usual and Vanessa, Kristen and Anna as the players, and all are stereotypical suburban housewives complete with identical blonde 'dos. The game is apparently played by bringing out a typical troubled teen, and all three housewives ''nagging and ranting and generally yelling'' at the kid until one of them hits upon the answer and buzzes in. The kicker - Bill is filling the role of the secretly abusive white male the whole time.

** The showstopper of the week would be Aidy Bryant's character Melanie, a 13-year-old girl who LikesOlderMen and always falls for her friend's father at each slumber party - and not in a healthy fashion. There's some lovely {{foreshadowing}} when she mentions how old her own father is in comparison, and that she missed third grade due to a back injury and a resulting vicodin coma, though it's overshadowed with Melanie claiming "if you're looking for your dad, he's right here in the palm of my hand." And then saying that [[ADateWithRosiePalms she's going to sit on her hands face down on a beanbag (and ends up doing just that!)]]

* "Michael Buble's Christmas Duets" on the Season 37 Christmas episode hosted by Creator/JimmyFallon. Highlights include Fallon's dead-on impressions of Justin Beiber (which actually puts Fallon's notorious mugging to good use) and Creator/RussellBrand (not only in appearance, but his voice is spot-on -- and the rambling about a man named Angel who's high is ''exactly'' what you'd expect to come out of Brand's mouth), M.I.A (Nasim Pedrad) blasting holes in the ceiling with her gun during "Up On The Rooftop," Ke$ha's (Creator/AbbyElliott) take on "The 12 Days of Christmas", Music/LadyGaga being nothing more than a sparkly tree (Buble: "Oh come on, is that even real?"), and Music/KanyeWest (Jay Pharoah) upstaging Buble [[RefugeInAudacity and claiming that he's better than Jesus right in the baby Jesus doll's face in autotune]].

*** Taran Killam's appearances on Weekend Update as Jebediah Atkinson, a bitchy, CampGay critic from the 19th century making snarky negative reviews, on different subjects like famous speeches or Christmas TV specials.

** Colin Jost's debut on ''Weekend Update'' gets somewhat overshadowed by several dragged out {{corpsing}} incidents. First off we have Jay Pharoah as Shaquille O'Neal, which is guaranteed to break everybody else at the desk, even Kenan Thompson as Charles Barkley despite the fact that they're an oft-recurring team act. Then Taran Killam appears as Jebediah Atkinson, who winds up spending quite a while just silently glaring into the camera waiting for the laughter ''that he's clearly responsible for'' to subside.
-->'''Jebediah''': ...NEXT! (flings a card, which somehow drifts back ''and lands on the cards he's still holding'' before dropping off)\\

'''Jebediah''': Couldn't do it again if I tried! So enjoy it! LIVE TELEVISION!

** Weekend Update goes over the Grammy nominees with Taran Killam as Jebediah Atkinson, that guy who somehow got dragged out of the 16th century just to bag on ours.

** The Halloween sketch where a couple find themselves in a graveyard, accosted by various ghoulies who sing a spooky song, including a scary tree (Kenan Thompson), the Grim Reaper (Jay Pharoah), talking tombstones (Bobby Moynihan and Kate [=McKinnon=]) and...Paul and Phil (Taran Killam and Jim Carrey), a couple of good-natured ghosts who just want to join in the song.
-->"Are Paul and Phil actually a part of this? Because I'm not scared of Paul and Phil. Like at all."